/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9706415
It's my dad and he's so embarrassing. He's the reason why I'm so open to trying new foods.

>>9706415
Tendies are timeless, you faggot.
That said, I'll only order them from fast food and not sit down restaurants. Not gonna waste $12 on a meal for fucking tendies.

>>9706458
The only sit-down restaurant I get tendies from is Chili’s, but that’s only because they toss them in a honey-chipotle sauce that’s much better than it has any right to be.

>>9706458
>sit down restaurant
All restaurants are sit down by definition.
Retard.

>>9706466
>>Imagine being this autistic.

>>9706460
Ooohhh those are pretty good, they use a nice batter.

I know what I like and I like what I know.

>Being bothered by people eating tendies
Is it autism?

>>9706494
No it's called social norms, which is the exact opposite of autism.

>>9706511
>eating food is now wrong

>>9706527
eating tendies is at a social gathering at a mid-high tier restaurant is

faggot

>>9706535
>being this autistic and pathetic looking that you are afraid that people will start hating you for eating food

>caring what other people order at a restaurant
I don't have a drooling wojak meme handy, sorry.

>>9706549
>>9706548
Tendiefags confirmed.

>>9706415

If you get upset at what other people order then you may just be autistic. Get checked.

Sometimes, fried chicken is the tastiest meat

So we're at a burger junt, I don't care, I'm in the mood for fried chicken.

>>9706548
No dipshit, it's a sign that you don't know how to act in public. Of course you have the right to order tendies at a high class restaurant just like you can order 8 beers at a high class restaurant or wear sweatpants to the opera, the problem from there is people don't want to associate with you if that's how you're going to conduct yourself in that setting.

>>9706549
people like you are why Chinese buffets around here serve shit like pizza and french fries you pathetic slob.

>Love tendies more than life
>But they don't fit my macros
>Go out once a month to get my tendie fix
>Can never bring myself to order tendies, out of fear of looking like a manchild
>It's been six months since I've had a tendie
I WANT TENDIES, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9706458
>So I order chicken parmesan instead

>>9706616
why is race segregating buffets so important to you?

My roommate orders tendies at literally every restaurant we go to, and it drives me fucking insane.
>go to KFC
>"I'll have the tenders"
>go to popeyes
>"I'll have the tenders"
>go to church's
>"I'll have the tenders"
>go to chick-fil-a
>"I'll have the chick-n-strips"
and even recently
>go to mcdonald's
>"I'll have the new buttermilk tenders"

My God, I fucking hate him.

>>9706466
You're either retarded or not American.

You can judge a restaurant on its tendies and burgers. If both pass the test you can order other things.
Thing is even bad tendies or burgers are still good so it's not a huge risk and tells you how good the food is

>>9706946
huh tripfags being retarded. Who woulda thunk it?

>>9706415
Perhaps they are tired of ordering items that when they arrive are such an utter disgrace that they now default to something that is nearly impossible to fuck up... besides, how would the server know that's all they order, even at other establishments?

>>9706415
I don't but that looks really appealing
what are you some kind of narcissist asshole who only eats sautéed lark tongues and duck vaginas and other word shit to prove how much better you are than everybody else?

>>9706946
you do realize most places the tendies and burgers are frozen right? you literally just fry it or slap it on the grill till it's done. it can't really be considered cooking in the sense that it allows you to judge someones ability to cook

>>9707096
I don't think he's the brightest.

>>9706415
my nephew did that a few years back, but he's 6 now so i suppose that doesn't count

>>9707096
>>9707192
That's a perfectly good indicator of a quality restaurant or not.

>>9707200
bruh we don't even serve tendies.

>>9707200
you've only ever dined at low end restaurants haven't you. good restaurants rarely have that shit on the menu and will laugh you out of the place if you ask for it.
any place that's kid friendly is a big no from me. I live in murkastronk and all kids here are wild, disrespectful, little fucks. I don't want even the possibility of having to deal with that when I go out to eat

>>9707212
>>9707213
Whatever. It's like a Daiquiri, If they fuck that up, you might as well order Beer and mushroom risotto or something.

>>9706415
I only do it at restaurants I don't like because it's the "safe" option. They're reliable.

For example, I don't like burgers so if I'm going to a burger place I'm probably getting tendies unless they've got a wide variety of stuff on the menu.

>>9707225
>mushroom risotto
>mushroom
Yes, button mushrooms too.

>>9707213
i know a few places that are kid friendly and great.
kid friendly doesn't mean tendies and other shit though

>>9706616
Complain all you want but the pizza at the local buffet here is top three I've had.

>>9707213
As someone who's owned a restaurant, shut the fuck up. Only a retarded restaurant owner 1) sells food they wouldn't personally eat and 2) stocks their kitchen with ingredients they'd rather not use.

>>9706415
That looks so good. You can have the dogfish ceviche if you want :3

>>9707290
>owned
past tense, how quickly did you go under? having owned a restaurant is nothing to be proud of, virtually everyone with a bit of money or who can get a bank loan opens a restaurant, that's why so many of them fail inside of a year

>>9706415
>Be me and group of friends
>Be at a Moxie's
>Four of us order relatively decent scotch to start
>Kid waiter brings them out
>Something wrong with all four glasses
>Ordered them neat
>Taste watered down, off
>Get kids attention
>Tell him situation
>Stares blankly
>Go back and get us new glasses, please
>Goes and gets second order of the same
>Same thing
>Maybe the bottle is fugged, or watered down
>This order is fucked too
>Dissention
>Manager swoops in with veteran waitress in tow
>Salvages the situation, comps us some different drinks
>Waitress is sassy but skilled
>Start ordering mains
>Steaks, pasta orders, adult fare
>Comes to friends 21 year old little brother
>"Chicken fingers, fries and a chocolate milk"
>The whole table shifts its attention
>Waitress starts teasing lil brother mercilessly
>Hilarity ensues
>Mocks him for the rest of the evening
>Does widdle baby want another chocolate milk?
>MFW

i did this until i was 23 and developed an appreciation of more intense flavors

>>9706415
I'm incredibly lactose intolerant. I can take lactase pills, but thanks to Pavlov, even the smell or taste of cheese makes me feel sick and lose my appetite. Sometimes chicken finfers are the only thing on the menu that I can eat.

>>9706535
if they serve it then there should be no problem ordering it.

>>9707950
They probably serve PB&J's too but would you order that?

>>9706727
This is a meme post right?

>>9707558
Hahaha. You gave me a quality chuckle.

No. Only retards eat in restaurants

>>9707987
If they serve them, if they are in the menu? Yes.

>>9706946
fuck off jordan

>>9706415
I was that friend/family member. Always got the fries upgraded to poutine. So glad that I don't eat shit anymore, miss how delicious it was..

>>9706620
>they don't fit my macros
skip lunch? eat less the following day? it's not poison faggot

>>9707297
I'm not trying to show off, just telling you that the only thing a restaurant owner will judge about you ordering something is whether or not you'll order it again.
We closed for reasons unrelated to the functioning of the place. We we're actually doing quite well.

>>9706415
why the fuck do you care what other people order? spend more time worrying about yourself, and less time worrying about what other folks are doing.

>>9708085
Is that a Creatures reference on /ck/?

How rare desu

>>9706415
actually he doesnt like fries either he literally just gets tendies
i wish he wasnt autistic or at least had a job but i have a neet for a cousin

>>9706415
If i'm ever forced to go to a seafood restaurant I always get the fish and chips

Tendies are a classic default option if you don't want to chance new food at an unknown restaurant.

>>9707558
What the fuck is wrong with his middle finger?

>>9706466
Not seeing anywhere to sit here.

Tendies are good

I went to my cousin in laws wedding The meal was Italian and there was a "kids table" on the serving line witch chicken tenders and french fries. I took three for safety's sake and I wish I'd have taken six since they were good with the linguine alfredo while the lasagna was that epic combination of both burnt and cold

>>9706535
You sir, are the faggot here

Faggot

>>9709620
You're supposed to sit on the ground next to the sodas and eat your pizza until the employees tell you to leave.

>>9709620
I'm not seeing any restaurant either.

i just ate buttermilk tendies from mc naldos. extremely disappoint
>over cooked
>chewy as fuck
>salty as hell
>buffalo sauce tasted like butter and vinegar...no spice to it at all

>>9712155
czeching my own dubs and timestamp

>>9709592
You don't recognize the clawed hand of our true master, Satan?

>>9712155
>sauce goes here
>puts sauce precariously on the seat beside the carton

What the fuck anon?

>>9712177
i don't play by the rules

>>9706415
I'm allergic to seafood and carrots to the point of borderline fatal anaphlyactic shock, and I'd prefer not learning if my allergies are that severe with other foods. Chicken is one that I know for certain isn't going to kill me for eating it.

>>9709620
Why do you think they have such a wide counter?

>>9712187
go see an allergist and find out what you can eat then ya dingus

>>9709620
Is that in newton

>>9706415
im semi this but its tendies or steak its usually because they are the only thing with no random bullshit added like fucking mushrooms and shit pluss its hard to fuck up tendies

>>9712116
kek. Good one.

>>9709620
That has 3 or 4 tables over on the right like a Chinese take-out restaurant.

>>9709620
that's not a restaurant. that's a place to pick up pizza. does dominoes or papa juan's have a dining area?

>>9707558
>Waitress starts teasing lil brother mercilessly
>Hilarity ensues
>Mocks him for the rest of the evening
>Does widdle baby want another chocolate milk?
God I would pay so much money for a waitress to talk to me like that

>>9706415
Place by me breads them with captain crunch. Only reason I'll order them there. Sometimes I'll get them as a side from pizza places.

>Are you one?
Yes
>If you are, what is your problem?
My time on this earth is a limited and precious gift and I intend to maximise the amount of pleasure experienced while eating food.

>>9706415

My sister used to be like this.

>>9712168
whoa dude i'm just here to get real talk about cooking techniques

>>9712652
Pizza hut does.

>>9707558
>I see this is a fine burger joint you run ma'am, i'll have a scotch

Why are amerimutts so obsessed with breaded chicken?

>go out to eat with a group of friends
>Someone orders off the kid's menu

>>9713677
Americans have a lot of bread and a lot of chicken

>>9714749
You mean a lot of """"""""""bread""""""""" and """"""""""chicken"""""""""".