/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Anon, why do you let this cute girl eat alone? Go eat with her you sick sadistic fuck.

かわいそう

>>9707275
I'm pretty sure this is an anime thing.
Do japanese people not have smelly bowel movements? You try eating in a public bathroom sitting on the stall and tell me you wouldn't want to vomit.

>>9707275
Japanese people are fucked in the head we already know this.

>>9707315
Obviously, but the idea of being seen eating alone and being ostracised for that socially is a bigger downside.

>>9707315
Not every bathroom is a crowded public restroom. Like maybe they are at work. My work bathroom smells great, good to pass the time pretending to take a shit when I need a short break.

>>9707286
Who is this anime?

>>9707331
I honestly don't see how this even applies outside of highschool. What kind of normally functioning adult cares about how they look to the public eye? And what kind of twisted fuck would ostracize someone for eating their lunch. Sounds like teenager problems desu

>>9707315
is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXtwdwolc

>>9707286
When will the west catch up on toilet technology?

>>9707342
>What kind of normally functioning adult cares about how they look to the public eye?

Welcome to Japan!

>>9707331
>why is that girl always missing during lunch??
>i bet she eats in the bathroom haha what a loser

Japan is a nice place in anime, the actual country is rotten to it's core.

>>9707337
yuyushiki

it's shit

>>9707346
>>9707350
Surely this only applies with women right? Only women would be this vile and disgusting and still have not grown up or matured since school. Just like gossipy sluts in western culture.

Men are above such vapid drivel.

>>9707358
japanese men internalize their social awkwardness and exhibit it in other ways
instead of self-harm, they dive into escapist media and become neets who just wish they could disappear.
you'll see that latter phrase show up over and over, btw

>>9707364
>neets
The Japanese are the polar opposite of neets, retard.

>>9707358
who knows

>>9707374
???

>>9707374
Where do you think the phrase "NEET" came from?

>>9707380
The U.K.

>>9707378
I think he is meaning with how the modern Japanese man tends to work like 60 hour weeks or something ridiculous. I remember reading that one of the reasons birthrate is so low in Japan is because the men are just too stressed and worn out from work.

But yeah there are a lot of otaku hikki neets, but I dont think there is much more than someplace like America or Europe where you can live off government funded neetbux for years.

>>9707315
As an adult, no one gives a shit if you eat alone but as a kid, it's really damaging to their self esteem eating alone in a cafeteria where literally everyone else is sitting with friends.

>I was that kid

>>9707380
Certainly not from Japan my ignorant, weeaboo friend.

>>9707391
Must suck having no friends. I had very few friends, and like 2 of the 4 were also football playing jocks so sometimes they ate with others. But i always had someone to sit with. I turned everyone of my friends into stoners with me, so even if all else failed they would still have me for that and we'd all have each others backs.

Highschool is a messed up place

>>9707391
I never hand this problem.
I was a shameless fucking nerd but I found other nerds to hang out with and we'd play mario kart DS at lunch all the time and play yugioh behind one of the classroom buildings.
If you're so weird that you can't find comradery in other kids your age, you're mentally deformed.

>>9707391
>tfw that was me too
ill just go play games in the toilet stall dont mind me

>tfw have eaten on the toilet before at work because the break room was full of people and I hate the stupid idle chit chat and small talk of all my coworkers when i just want to stuff my face and look at my phone
>tfw took a shit while doing it and didnt even mind the smell

>>9707358
>misogyny on a female dominated board
For what purpose? If you think so little of us, fuck off back to /v/

>>9707380
Japanese people speak Japanese. NEET is an English acronym. It does not come from Japan. It comes from the UK.

I don't like the people I work with, and most of them go out to eat EVERY DAY so I bring my own food and eat it in my car.

>>9707436
It's easy to see why people would think it came from Japan, nips use it quite frequently and it pops up in anime fairly often.

I've been thinking about doing a cooking series where i cook an entire meal in the bathroom

can't decide if i should stir the pot while taking a dump or not

>>9707432
Kill yourself

>>9707446
Why would anyone think an English acronym originated in a country that uses moon runes?
Weeaboos are fucking dumb as fuck.

>>9707432
come on now, dont women talk about how vicious each other are to each other all the time?

>>9707446
Japanese use the term Hikkikomori which is a catch-all term for otaku/foreveralone/neet/sociallyawkwardtothepointyoudontleaveyourhouse just look at Welcome to the NHK, I don't even think they used the phrase NEET much in that anime.

>>9707459
hikkikomori isn't a catch all term and doesn't mean NEET. It's a specific behavioral state that involves refusing to leave ones' room

you can be a NEET just by being stupid or living in the country. has nothing to do with each other

>>9707432
>female dominated board

Lmao? Not even /an/ is female dominated, you baiting retard. With the rampant shitposting on /ck/ it's definitely mostly men, ranged from I'd say 16-25. And even the good actual "cooking" threads were made by men. Tell me more about how less than 15% of the sites total population is more than half of a certain boards population. Also a big [citation needed] on that one, slut.

Back to >>>/soc/ with you, where attention whores like you belong.

>>9707459
>my opinion on Japanese culture is shaped by watching anime.
It's pathetic weebs like you who give us true scholars of Japan a bad name.

>>9707464
That's the literal translation, yes. But Japanese isn't so literal. Hikki is used in many situations. Just like the phrase "kusoge" quite literally translates to "shit game" is really used as a way of saying "bad game that is really fun/that I really like."

>>9707481
anon real japanse isn't full of these fucking weeaboo words. nobody uses shit like that in real japanese.

>>9707464
But most neets are neet because of depression and social awkwardness. Sure you can technically be "neet" while you are inbetween jobs or just out of school, but you aren't really a NEET, you just haven't got your career yet.

>>9707459
>Japanese use the term Hikkikomori which is a catch-all term for otaku/foreveralone/neet/sociallyawk
No it isn't, retard.

>>9707486
japan anon, please teach me more.

>>9707481
>But Japanese isn't so literal.
It's extremely literal you cretin.

>>9707342
Bro, the majority of people are obsessed with how others view them. Basically every woman and any non-Chad are going to be thinking about how others view them. Even Chads once in awhile.

Don't be naive. Just because people say they don't care doesn't mean they aren't full of shit.

>>9707494
You're beyond helping.
You should visit rather than believing western stereotypes.

>>9707509
but im not that anon...

Do japanese high schoolers actually write stuff like "KILL YOURSELF" all over people's desks as a form of bullying?

>>9707430
You say "tfw" but you quote nothing and provide nothing. 1/10

>>9707504
I slightly care about how other people look at me, but I don't get this concept particularly. Like how does eating alone as an adult make you a loser? What kind of adult cares about making friends at work? Hell most of japanese workers are just overworked drones.

>>9707523
You sound like a friendless kind of loner guy who has stopped caring what others think not because you wanted to but because it was a copping mechanism.

Most people will care if they see others staring at them with weird expressions or worse laughing. People react differently to the judgement of others but in the end almost everyone is affected in some way by it.

>>9707528
I mean, I'd get it if I was doing something autistic and people were staring at me, or I was doing something gross while I thought someone wasn't looking like picking my nose. Or just something socially unacceptable. Eating alone doesn't seem like it would be "socially unacceptable" and bring forth judgment and contempt from your peers.

It makes no sense. Sure, I'd rather eat with others than alone, but at the same time I don't always have my schedule lined up to eat with my friends or I have very little time. Should I be mocked for eating alone? It doesn't make any sense, anon.

>>9707514
Usually it's a bit more subtle than that. Like in Japan when a classmate dies it's customary to put this flower on their desk as a sign of respect. When they want to tell you to kill yourself they just put that flower on the students desk as if to say they're dead to everyone.

>>9707542
Okay now you just sound autistic. Most social norms and the like don't make sense... we just partake in them to fit in. People want to fit in. Everyone wants to act like they are unique and special, but in the end very few of us are either of those. Even among celebrities and such they are not that unique from one another, and they are certainly beholden to social norms and such.

>>9707523
Most people who never fret over other's opinions are sperg loards.

>>9707542
I eat alone plenty. A lot of the people in my office do too. So I think it kind of depends on your company culture. Also Asians are a lot more collective and probably freak out about individualism

>>9707638
>Asians are a lot more collective and probably freak out about individualism
>here's my opinion on something I have no experience of
You're a fucking idiot.

I used to eat lunch every day in the loading dock hallway at my highschool because I didnt want to be seen eating alone like a loser.
Fun times.

>>9707662
cool your jets Hirohito, I was just offering a possible explanation

>>9707674
You were talking shit based on ignorance and stupidity.

>>9707662
go eat a cat, Long Duck Dong.

>>9707514
I like her bulge

>>9707684
I'm not a slant.
Just because my business means I have to go to Asia doesn't mean I like the devious fuckers.

>>9707683
oh so Asians don't have a collective mindset, yeah what was I thinking making such a wild and crazy claim

>>9707761
Don't you believe it. Nips are devious and self interested. Once you see that mask of polite restraint slip you'll see what nasty, self centred and greedy little shits they are.

Im looking for a Bento Box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a Bento Box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

Reminds me of a time when I was a new kid in middle school during the very last quarter of the year. I remember sitting alone at one those really long horizontal lunch tables by myself. An AP had came up to me and said "Why are you sitting alone? Don't you have friends?" I said "No I don't have any..." then she stares at me with this complete look of disgust/confusion and walks away. Now I think about it that lady was a complete bitch. Can only imagine in Japan where if you get a C in anything you dishonor your family.

>>9707275
I-i'd be her f-friend

>>9707935
you would just make it worse

animu girl is embarassed after being caught eating alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs0n9Yeu8gM

>>9707275
In Japan, I eat alone. When I'm there, I'm often on "business". When I get bored I go out and make a show of being my invasive, viking-looking, stupid-gaijin self, and I usually have a friend or five by the end of the night.

Moral of the story - nobody likes a mouthpiece, but everyone secretly likes a mouthpiece.

>>9707954
I haven't watched gabriel dropout, why do they kepe bullying her?

>>9707473
/cgl/ is female dominated. Also disgusting.

>>9707989
Satania is supposed to be a demon, so she tries hard to be evil, but fails miserably. instead, the angels tend to accidentally bully her.

except one sadistic angel who intentionally bullys her

>>9708013
n-no

>>9707989
she has autism

You'd think eating in the bathroom would affect the taste.

it has it's advantages, I made a lot of friends because people constantly wanted to eat lunch with me.

>>9707459
nhk was written literally 15 years ago, and then you got the simplified version for anime viewers rather than the novel.
neet phenominon is also more relevant recently due to changes in the economy. shut-ins have always existed and will always exist, but they're the very mentally ill ones; neets simply can't find any viable career paths but would be punished more for settling and locking in a worse path than they are for waiting, and by and large it's replaced the old "parasite single" concept as entry-level salaried employment has dried up.

>>9707275
>>便所飯
>tfw my study of moon runes has paid off

>>9709467
I still can't believe the author became a neet himself.

>>9707275
who doesn't eat in the bathroom?

>take a shit whenever needed
>alone and cozy
>fapfapfapfapfpafpapfapfpafa

>>9707286
But she has friends

>>9707342
>What kind of normally functioning adult cares about how they look to the public eye?
Literally every Japanese adult.

>>9707358
>Surely this only applies with women right?
Yeah no, Japan is such a pro-conformist, anti-individualist society that everyone NEEDS the validation of their peers.

I think they took "go eat a shit faggot" quite literally...

to this day, there are still lonely office ladies, in their late 20s, eating alone.

>>9709879
Those are just figments of her imagination, she's actually in a coma

>>9711267

>>9707357
No u

>>9707357
You're shit, Yuyushiki is a bloody miracle of the universe

>>9707342
>What kind of normally functioning adult cares about how they look to the public eye?
Everyone?

>>9711548
>Everyone?

this is really your perspective of life, isn't it? it's so weird how people like you exist, and people like me exist

>>9711556
i bet you're fat

>>9708003
>/cgl/
>female dominated
It's a fag board just like /fit/

Be me
>skip lunch completely to avoid the imbecile >spent lunch break working although nothing to do
>spend afternoon completely stressed out with low blood sugar
>come home, pissed off with work
> stuff my face with junk food and drink myself happy again
> Next day:repeat
Gained 20lbs in 4 months

>>9711558
I bet you wear uncomfortable clothes and laugh at things that aren't funny, and go to social functions you hate being at

I bet you have your lips up some boss's ass

Honestly who gives a fuck? Seeing how people can argue over something that may or may not be happening in a country far away shows how autistically weeb 4chan is.

Now start being concerned over your own lives, losers.

>>9711601
i don't have a life

>>9711616

>>9707504
>Chads don't think about how others see them

Listen, those "the Virgin _____" & "the Chad _____" are silly jokes. That isn't true about them, and being a Chad isn't a good or desirable thing. It appears that you've mixed up the Chad and the alpha male memes

>>9711598
Describe to me your living situation, anon. I'm curious. Where do you live, what do you do for work, how much do you weigh, etc.

>>9707406
In school i always got a grillfriend or friends to hang out with during lunch without even thinking about it, now i probably wouldnt be able to do that as an adult hahaha

>>9707275
lmao what a bunch of insecure shits.
Didn't they learn from watching neon genesis that you shouldn't give two shits about what some other zipperhead sitting next to you thinks about you.
Get a backbone, you japs

would you eat in a bathroom stall?
what if someone walks in and throws a huge fart?

>>9707275
That's how I feel when I ate alone in a restaurant once...I'll never do it again. Fucking horrible. I snacked on the free chips, slurped down my double margarita, inhaled my taco and got the fuck out of there as fast as I possibly could. I drove back home in tears.

>>9707784
Get out

>>9707286
Delete this please yuzuko is a good girl and has friends that love her please remove this

アニメで日本を勉強した気分になっている、イカレタ馬鹿共。

こんな事は、日本でも見たことが無いし、超少数派だ。

お前らはいい加減に、ディスプレイを見て文化人類学者を気取るのをやめろ。

>>9714730
post ur suica IC card and timestamp to prove you're really in nippon

>>9707412
You don't seem to realize that most social outcasts don't hang out with the nerd that play Mario Kart in the schoolyard do so because they're so retarded and disgusting that it's WAAAAAAAY more preferable to spend time alone.

>>9714746
t. mentally deformed

>>9714735
I have no pen nor paper atm

>>9707275
>>9714764
I'm not Japanese, but I have always done that, from primary school to college.

Is it acceptable for gaijin to be seen eating alone?

Can I go to a movie theather or a 4 star restaurant alone?

>>9714764
They issue suicide cards in Japan, what a forward looking people.

I'm currently in the process of trying to get a japanese wife

Imma be all about that christmas cake yo!

>>9711406
Yuzu is the figment of imagination, baka

do gooks really eat their meals while surrounded by piss and shit?

>>9711561
>Ophelia was actually a guy
I never knew

>>9714785
It depends on if they have a no singles policy.

>>9714785
No one gives a fuck about whatever you do past high-school.

>>9707342
It's a flyover thing. Literally nobody gives a shit about what someone is doing unless they're starting to piss on you, smell bad, robbing you, etc. Otherwise you can walk into the subway half naked in the winter with some watermelons and the only thing people will care about is you taking up too much space.
In flyover land it's very different. Old ladies will spy on you to find out if your saved or not so that they can inform the locals on whether or not to treat you like shit. They have nothing better to do than to be busybodies. There even exists a website where they post pictures of people from the local store.

fuck me this is embarrassing. Japanese people are a little different (just like people from every culture are a little different) but shit man, stop basing your retarded assumptions about the country on anime where all the characters are teenagers

>>9711804
If you want, I'll hang out with you anon

>>9707446
>only the 2 guys with shields have trigger discipline

>>9714867
EverythingIseeOnTVmustBetrue.png

>>9707954
Oh god she went full spaghetti
that's kinda cute

>>9707556

>>9707432
if /ck/ is majority female, then why can so few millenial females cook?

fuck off 4chan, slut.

bump

>>9707275
I don't eat alone. I always bring a soft cuddly companion with me!

>>9707374
Google "hikikomori" and report back, I'll wait.
Uneducated moron.

>>9707412
CHHS?

>>9707275
>Hair touching the toilet and floor

>>9715820
No thanks.

>>9707473
>The Joke
>...
>...
>Your Head

>>9716541
Welcome to the darkside of Animeland

>>9707343
close the fuckin lid you g00f damn this is why people don't wanna sit with you, what if you fall in???
>>9707514
they did this to me in america so I doubt it

>>9715938
honestly triggered

>>9707456
NEET is from england

>caring what other people think about you
I remember when I was in elementary school

>>9707457
and then the that femanon gets attacked by several other anons....
really makes u think why theres less women on 4chan than ever before

>>9720307
Oh tell us more how you know the gender stats on an anonymous image board for Chinese cartoons

>>9707342
If you have no self-awareness and want to be like chris chan then whatever I guess

>toilet meal

We got something similar. We call it "US food" though.

>>9707432
>t. only man in the room
women hate each other, why *wouldn't* there be misogyny here?

Off topic but youre all stupid

>>9707406
I turned all my friends into stoners and then got arrested and put on probation and now I don't have any friends because they are too busy smoking

>>9722077
you should kill all your friends and then kill your parents and then yourself you degenerate weed fag

>>9721542
*your

>>9720862
Hey, we have something like that as well but we call it "Euro Chunk"

>>9707275
>>9707286
>>9707286
>>9707343
wtf this is sad

>>9707556
the japs have truly mastered the art of being passive aggressive.

>>9707357
>yuyushiki
>shit
take it back

>>9707514

>>9707452
>>9707473
>>9716568
Found the snowflakes who are insecure over females. Try not to lose more of your microdicks when a female is near.

>>9723866
Damn roastie, you sound like it's been awhile since your flaps were stretched. Put on a couple pounds, didn't you?

>>9707477
>scholar of Japan
>in a thread about anime children on the toilet

yep