/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If you're following the recipes EXACTLY then you shouldn't be having any problems...

It's what recipes are for!

just buy some cookie dough from the store
then either frost those cookies or put sprinkles on them or something
>I'm a girl
then they're not going to call you out, and even if they did just act stupid like you don't know what they're talking about

>>9706013
Pretty sure I'm doing it exactly

>>9706013
Maybe but I'd really like some cookies that impress

>>9706006
let's assume the story is true
you should have copped to not having any experience and suggested making them together
>I'm a girl btw
oh, the story is fiction

>>9706006
>no wax paper or baking mat
>cookies were flattened instead of balls, so they get way too wide and flat
>browning at edges but still yellow centers, you probably did something wrong with your oven
>probably didn't let the dough chill overnight
>didn't post tits
You are failing the most basic shit at so many levels

>>9706022
>Pretty sure I'm doing it exactly

Well you should be 100% sure.

Is your oven shitty? How evenly can it cook things? Is it reaching the correct tempurature?

>>9706039
I'm trying so you don't have to be mean but thanks for the tips

>>9706040
It's an old type oven. Not a fan one. The temperature on the dial is on what it should be

>>9706046
If its an old oven it might not be able to reach the correct tempurature its set to. Ovens get shittier with age.

>>9706006
Use muffin tray for cookies, cook at lower temp. Uma delica

>>9706062
Why is that better? How do you get the cookies out when they're done?

Too much leavening

Just use the recipe on the back of the nestle toll house chocolate morsels bag. I did that for a convention thing in the fourth grade and got first place in desserts out of like 30 people.

But baking demands you follow directions perfectly, my dude.

>>9706064
>how do you remove them

Use a thin layer of Crisco or any non-stick spray, it's important you cook at a lower temp or else the top burns.

>>9706062
I don’t know, I think this anon may be trolling. Just use parchment paper on a regular baking tray, it works 1000% better than greasing one.

>>9706080
>trolling

It's just thicker cookies with a softer core though.

>>9706006
if the oven is old it may be dispersing heat a bit faster and therefore setting at a lower temperature, unless it has an internal thermometer to adjust the heat, so try setting it a bit higher (not too much)

>>9706077
You shouldn't really have to grease a pan for cookies. They usually have enough butter in them already where they barely stick and can be easily loosened if they even stick at all.

>>9706039
>probably didn't let the dough chill overnight
You don't have to let it chill overnight but the cookies will come out so much better if the dough is cold. I usually scoop them onto a baking sheet then put that in the freezer while the oven preheats. Just 10 minutes in the freezer is long enough to solidify them a bit and stop them from spreading out so much.

>>9706006
>I'm a girl btw
Yea right... Now show us your tits luv or get the fuck out

>>9706006
Just find a good recipe and follow it. It's not that hard OP. Also fess up about lying to whoever is coming to eat your cookies.

>>9706109
>>>/b/

Check out tasty on yootoob.
>LOL HE LIEKS TASTY
I’ve made them before and they’re pretty good.

>>9706006
Show us your cunt, then I will reveal my cookie secrets.

>>9706006
>So I kinda backed myself into a corner telling someone I bake the best cookies despite never actually making cookies and now they're coming over to try my cookies.
>despite never actually making cookies
Backed yourself into a corner? Nah you ran into a cage in the corner, locked yourself in, and threw away the key. The only thing you can do now is get hammered before that person comes over so you can blame it on the alcohol.

>>9706006
>I kinda backed myself into a corner telling someone I bake the best cookies despite never actually making cookies

Donald, how do you even have time to bake cookies when you're supposed to be running the country? Get back to work.

>>9706046
>you don't have to be mean

Legally change your name to Mrs Fields, that way you can just buy them at the supermarket and say it's your recipe.

>>9706046
>i'm trying
>you don't have to be so mean
Maybe if you weren't a liar you wouldn't be in this position.

>>9706006
Follow the directions exactly baking is a science and as for ingredients weight them out it's more accurate that way. Second chilling the dough before you bake them and use a scoop or something to keep the size consistent, give them plenty if room on the tray to spread out. If all else fails just wear a very low cut shirt and stay playful while the guy tells you they are trash you can still get the dick I believe in you.

>>9706006
>Implying this guy is after anything other than your pussy

He won't give a fuck about cookies, dumbass.

Shit thread. Shit bait. Stop replying, you faggots.

>>9706046
>I'm a lying piece of shit actively fucking up
>but I'm trying so no criticism ok :^)
kill yourself

>>9706837
no way fag

I've used this recipe probably thirty times for family functions and there are never any leftovers. Everyone loves these fucking things. Ignore the cancerous site layout and follow the recipe exactly.

https://www.thepinningmama.com/copycat-panera-chewy-chocolate-chip-cookies/

>>9706171
you didn't need to mention your gender at all unless you wanted special attention. post tits or GTFO

>>9706899
Those are some thicc cookies. Made my mouth water.

faggots

>>9706006
post recipe

>>9706006
if your goal is to get this guy to fuck you, you've already won you don't have to actually bake anything
if your goal is to make cookies oatmeal chocolate chip is very good, use convection bake if you're oven has the ability to get very dry and crunchy cookies

>>9706006
just use the nestle toll house recipe, I've never had it go wrong and they're a damn tasty cookie

>>9706006
Post tits. Also buy a scale or quit baking

>>9706957
They're hard to beat if you're a fan of chocolate chip cookies.

>>9706006
You melted the butter. Don't melt the butter, just soften it a little.

>>9706647
A lot of cookie recipes are shit though. Usually with chocolate chip recipes I have to add an extra cup or more of flour to get a dough consistency that will turn out.

The best recipes for normie shit like that would be something with a lot of dumbass normie reviewers, like Allrecipes. If you don't already know what dough consistencies for different baked goods are it can be very hard regardless of using a recipe

>>9706006
>I'm a girl btw
you only posted you gender for attention
I'm not helping you

>>9706006
youre going to be a whoreble mother. see what i did :^)

Post the best cookie recipe you have

Keep bluffing. All cookies taste pretty much the same. Tell them you use peruvian alpaca milk that only can be made above 11,000 feet or something and they'll believe your cookies are special.

>>9709934

She'll be like Peggy Hill. Which is to say, she will be an excellente madre.

>>9707101
>if your goal is to get this guy to fuck you, you've already won
I wouldn't fuck a girl who lies about her cooking abilities.
Or a man who does it either for that matter.

>>9706006
Buy from the store.

Lots of misinformation ITT. The reason your cookies are coming out thin and crispy is because the fat is melting. How do we counteract this and get those chewy, thick cookies we want? Simple. After you mix the dough, put it, mixing bowl and all, into the fridge for several hours. Better yet, scoop and form the cookies and freeze them. Baking from chilled/frozen causes the fat to melt slowly and not leak out by the time the cookies are finished baking.

>>9706006
Put portions on baking tray
Put tray in refrigorator for half hour
THEN put tray in oven

Prevents your pic related

>>9706006
Notice how there are no posts in this thread about the recipe, just about the technique? That's how you know that it's fine to use a log of cookie dough from the refrigerated section of the store. If you're worried they might recognize the flavor, buy a excessively premium brand few people will have tasted. This also solves the chilling step because it'll be cold to start with.

Then, add some schmancy stuff that whoever you're trying to impress will be impressed with be it candy like mini Reese's pieces (that I like) or some kind of nut or dried fruit. Don't mix them in, just press your dough ball into the bag on one side and put that side up in the oven. Do a variety of "toppings" in this way it'll make it seem impressive and especially if you don't know for sure what he likes

Finally get your oven off the side of that hill

>>9706039
>no wax paper or baking mat
A baking mat's fine, but you I would use parchment paper as opposed to wax paper.

>>9706046
>I'm trying so you don't have to be mean
Hun, this is 4chan. A little meanness is expected. I suggest growing a thicker skin or going somewhere else.

It's probably too late, but in the future just buy a roll of cookie dough and lie! I bring in "homemade" baked goods into work and it's always just dough from a grocery store.

How the hell did they run to one side of the pan? Is your oven tilted?

>buying dough for chocolate chip cookies
they are obscenely fucking easy. is ck really this retarded?

Make this, best recipe 10/10 everyone begs me to make them. https://www.somethingswanky.com/chocolate-chip-cookie-experiment-5-bobby-flay-throw-cookies/

>>9706006
>I kinda backed myself into a corner telling someone I bake the best cookies
buy a box of oreos and tell another lie saying that you are Mr Christie

>>9706006
>im a girl btw
who the fuck cares

I don't eat out. Nevertheless, dishes should be pronounced in their language of origin. You can't do it? Then face being stared at like a retard.

How do you fags fall for such obvious bait?

No sage because you are all cockmongling homolust faggarinos.

>>9706006
didn't read thread but why don't you bake a batch of shit cookies, they still smell up the apartment right? Then throw the cookies you bought from the market in the oven for a few seconds to warm up and serve them. Problem solved.

also, vagene now