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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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9702222 No.9702222 [Reply] [Original]

One small pring doesn't seem like a lot...
One small pring, work with the time you got
Soon one small pring becomes two...
After two perhaps another few
Then one small pring is not so small, one small pring can be the biggest thing of all

>> No.9702229

>>9702222
Quads confirm that once you pop, you can't stop.

>> No.9702367

Lordie I wouldn't be single
If it weren't for the day's first Pringle
I pop, don't stop then eat the whole can
A man I am, but can't even say that
It's been six years since I've seen my nutsack

Sour Cream, Ranch, and Barbecue too
My habits suggest I love them more than you
For if I weren't so fat, you could love me dear
And we would be happy for many a year

You could cook me kale, quinoa and soy
And call me your healthy little boy toy
I wouldn't feel bad being naked with you
If only I'd stop eating Pringles, how true!

If this be error and upon me proved
Then I never ate Pringles, nor have pounds to lose.

>> No.9703435

>>9702222
seahorse fucker

>> No.9704040

>>9702222
I hate when bitches duckface, but love me some bugle claws.

>> No.9704276

>>9702222
Now do a version of Open Up Your Eyes.

>> No.9706257
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9706257

>>9704276
It's time you learned a lesson
It's time that you understand
Don't keep your fries from anybody else
In this or any other land...

I once hoped for friendship
To find a plate with some free fries
But those were the childish wishes
Of someone who was blind

Let me grab some friiiiieeees
See the world from where I stand
Me, among the mighty
You, caged at my command

Let me grab some friiieeees
Let me just take them with my hand
It's time to grow up and get wise
Come now, little one....let me grab some fries

>> No.9706260

>>9702222
>>9702367
>>9706257
is this a /lit/ raid?

>> No.9708360

>>9706260
Obviously not, this scansion is for shit

>> No.9709542

>>9704040
Bugles taste too weird for me

>> No.9709568

>>9702222
Why does she hold the can of pringles like that? Is she being paid?

>> No.9709579

>>9702229
Just like that first shot that begins a mass shooting before the police arrive.

>> No.9709605

>>9706257
6/10 you could do better.

>> No.9709649

>>9702367
That's fucking terrible.
>>9702222
Fucking awful

>> No.9710005

>>9709649

pringlish i babbled haven's mouth full on poppy tower fell'd confused, then ya knowa duckies filled the arc twoo. beautiful on the boat in her yawnings quadthread see and violent-blue.

>> No.9710024

>>9710005
Well said

>> No.9711763

This was supposed to be MY FIRST PRINGLE, but I just fucked that up so
Fuck it let's all all eat chips let's mingle, slap a spud and eat potato

>> No.9712129

>>9702222
No big deal just one Pringle?
But shortly after, my genitals tingle.

So I cave in and grab a stack.
There's a sensation from my anus to sack.

Now I must tilt the can to get them out.
Lustful drool dripping from my mouth.

How many are left?
I take a glance.
The can is empty.
And I came my pants.

>> No.9712514

>>9712129
Nice

>> No.9712594

get your hands off my Let's

>> No.9713339

>>9712594
Let's?