/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>1:1 ratio
Fuck off

>>9698593

>>9698608
Sure and no.

>>9698608
https://recordsetter.com/world-record/eat-an-apple/34946

>>9698552
>peanut butter
>store brand siracha
do these people eat this shit unironically?

>webm thread that everyone has seen hundreds of times
Fuck off

>>9698741

>>9698766
Literally me

>>9698766
what the fuck is this?

>>9698487
>Ok not terrible
>and here comes the meme pan

>>9698810
She fainted

>>9698818
lewd

>>9698487
lol good job replacing the only semi healthy part of a pizza, the bread, with mac and cheese. gjgg

>>9698487

I think this would clog your digestive tract up for weeks

>>9698621
>wipipo

>>9698810
Vasovagal syncope

>>9698842
>thinking bread is remotely healthy

>>9698818
Can you even imagine what it's like to be such a contrarian hipster that you can't even use a kitchen tool that's a hundred years old?

You better stop drinking water, bro. Everyone is doing it. Probably should stop breathing because that seems cool too.

>>9698908

I don't get it

>>9698936
I know.

>>9698621
That is the dinkiest apple I have ever seen. I mean it's still pretty impressive but look at that thing.

>>9698881
Its healthier than that goop

>>9698881
shoo! ketofag shoo!

>>9698726
wonder what ribs they are using. i seem to have bad luck with looking for ribs (TOO MUCH FAT/GRISSLE/CARTALIDGE)

>>9699057
I never buy ribs because the bones in the ones i see are enormous.

>>9699163
This webm won't play on my app. I should probably be grateful

>>9698552
looks like ass

>>9699163
He's using it backwards, isn't he

reminder that if you wouldn't even take a bite from this you're literally gay

>>9698818
I didn't realize honey came from a plant thing like that. Thought it was bees. Or do bees also make honey?

>>9699232
>disgusting greasy mess that will taste like a heartattack while packing on an entire day's worth of kcals easily
>stupid meme italian ingredients

Nah, I ain't gonna do it.

>>9698487
>No gifs allowed

That's like making a /wsg/ thread and saying "no youtube links allowed." People won't simply respect you.

>>9699233

>>9698621
>Isaac H-D ate an entire apple in 38.10 seconds.

I ate one in under 15 seconds one time. It was less difficult than I anticipated. However, large pieces of apple skin in your digestive tract fucking hurts like you are passing a Brillo pad. I don't recommend trying.

>>9699252
>meme italian ingredients
what?

>>9698487
t. big dairy

>>9699233
Honeybees will make honeycomb on just about any structure when they have to. Someone put the stick into the hive and the honeybees made the honeycomb around it.

>>9699232
Fucking disgusting.

>>9698487
Thanks, I'll try that when I feel the need to shit a chair leg in the near future.

>>9699278
>what?

Don't act like a retard or I won't reply to you. The ingredients are all Italian, it's very clear by the names.

>>9699261
Lol wobbly bird

>>9698940

Do you get it?

>>9698608
how do i eat exercise

>>9699330
I sincerely hope you're kidding

>>9698858
I've got a buddy who's got this. Must be awful.

>>9699232
>straccetti di pollo
lmfao ginzos can't even into tendies

>>9699349
I got it. Not so bad if you take your meds. You just must avoid extreme situations. I would faint if I made too much physical activity. Felt light-headed last time I had to take blood, kek.

>>9699382
I don't think he's on any meds for it. His is medical induced. He can't see blood or needles or anything.

>>9698858
I learned a new word today for a very familiar concept. Neat.

>>9699391
Must be annoying. Funny thing about this condition is this one universal way to trigger it. It's called the tilt test. I fainted in 15 minutes without any drugs.

>>9699434
is that the one they did on house md where the strap you to a table that moves around? if so, would you also faint on roller coasters.

>>9699216
upside down

>>9698552
This would be better if you used crushed unsweetened peanut butter, and garlic chili sauce

>>9698818
How many bees did they have to kill to make all that honey.. shit like that is evil and disgusting

>>9699494
Yes, that one. It's so silly, it looks like a glitch in the human body.

>>9699571
Thanks for that, boss

>>9699571
What kind of incompetent buffoon can't even make waffles?

>>9699339
Kek

>>9699707
none, you fucking ingrate

Alright now someone post the one where that guy pours a bunch of random sauces on chips and shit

>>9699261
we are invading
we are spreading

>>9699977

NOT EVEN /CK/ IS SAFE

>>9699252
Congratulations ur a fag

>>9698726
watching the bone get removed got me hard

>>9699848

>>9699981

WE RUN THIS SHIT. YOU BETTER KNOW IT

>>9699707

>>9699848
Ja/ck/ is masterful

>>9699999
claimed
CLAIMED

>>9699999
Flube got quints

>>9700002

>>9700000
Epic!

>>9699993
thicc

what could it be?
>>9700000

>>9700002
>cast iron
>margerin
>cheap plastic flipper
he has to be doing this on purpose

>>9700028
Also
>pink Himalayan salt
>electric pepper grinder

>>9699999

>>9699999
flube

>>9698818
don't you have a fast food thread to post in?

>>9699999

we won this time /ck/.....

>>9700050
Thank fucking god the webm ended before that gravy drip touched the blanket. God i hate jack so much, is it normal that i want slowly dissolve his feet in acid while feeding him food i made shitty on purpose? I think this is justified feelings for such a stain on human history.

>>9699999
>>9700000
RARE QUINTS OF REPETITION

>>9699233
Fucking hell m8

>>9700072
Fugging quints

>>9700028
>>9700050

He can't be baiting, he's too stupid, also he tries to include his kid in his videos and then yells at him on camera. :V

He's obviously just a normie who buys all of his cooking stuff at walmart and the home shopping network.

>>9698552

lost me at meme ketchup

>>9700072
kek

>>9699999
>>9700000
these're are both my're gets

>>9700116
le fake news

>>9699999
>>9700000
and now the on topic post

Since when are cast iron pans bad? Do you people just hate them because they're popular now?

i see /ck/ is still a dead shitpost board

>>9699163
every second just praying it's going to slip and rip apart his arm

>>9698487
>>9698552
Why cant they just be normal. Why the fuck do people think this "low fps" style of video is so fucking cool? It's the goddamned worst. Make it 24 like a cinema, make it 30 or 60 to make it even better, but why the fuck is it like 10. Fuck fuck fuck I hate this shit.

>>9700148
because its made for social media on mobile

>>9700141
Well until his arms and legs fall off from acute diabetes you'll have to settle for this

>>9698726
My gf and I did this one time and it was awesome, everyone at work was mad jealous when I told them.

>>9700175
What kind of nigger rig mobile phone cant play a video at 30 fps?? Besides, I've seen instagram and facebook videos at 30 fps, there is no justification for this garbage.

>>9700184
I am still mystified how he did that. At first i thought it was a delayed reaction to cutting himself on something sharp on the fish, but no.

>>9700227
he turns the knife in his right hand when he goes to grab it and re position the fish, but because it's jack he forgets and pushes his thumb into the heel of the knife that's upside down

>>9700240
His dexterity is unmatched

>>9700148
because who really fucking cares..

>>9700184
>>9700240
How did he manage to survive to adulthood? I'm legit confounded right now.

>>9700002
Jack is something else. The fact that he is still alive is nothing short of a miracle

>>9699707
nun

>>9700282
>>9700304
He is truly blessed

>>9700002
why is it gray?

>>9700391
It's a steak scrap artificially inflated with chemicals. Also Jack sucks at cooking.

>>9698487
So is that a good cheese sauce for M&C? Of course the rest of the video is trash, but i'm genuinely asking.

>>9700446
take out the pepperoni sure

>>9700513
this is way better camera work than it has any right to be

>>9700350
Some say that even to this very day, that piece of ham is still stuck on jacks ceiling

>>9698766
Jesus muh dick...

>>9700350
Beautiful.

post moar jack pleas

>>9698766
she looks really cute

>>9700513
>guy has a tiny dick
video ruined

>>9698552
without the peanut butter and cilantro id eat this

>>9700513
Damn they wasted that nesquik baka. Then again maybe she's saving it to wash down the taste of dick later.

>>9698487
am I alone in having developed a negative reaction to videos that are sped up with low frame rate entirely because of this?

>>9700350
yo wtf is that even supposed to be?

>>9700078
He is already trying to rot his foots off with PVD by eating all those cheese sugar

>Oh gifs? Nice! I want to see some good food since it's so lacking in my li--
>Oh.

>>9698552
>handful is lika a bowl
>"cups" are big glasses or whole plates
just use real weight instead for shit sake

>>9699707
0.
bees are really tidy little pets that put the honey in a place, and the larvas in another.

>>9700254
Don't you have to heat the potato before you do that?

>>9700923
cutting a stable base on the potato wouldn't hurt

>>9698842
>shitty suboptimal carbs (sugar)

It's still there in the form of pasta.

>>9699707
>muh bees

>>9698766
how is this ck

anyway that was a good laugh

>>9699707
It takes three seconds to harmlessly brush the bees off the comb.

>>9700524
>shallow depth of field

camera work is shit dude

>>9699232
dear lord

you put that in your body and youre set for a couple of days of hibernation

i now understand why people are dull, they spend their life energy digesting

>>9700976
but now they have no food for winter!!!

>>9698726
Dear lord.

>>9700974
kek

>>9700986
I don't know the whole situation in that webm, but just about no one takes all the honey for that reason. They also have pollen stored as back-up, or you could feed them sugar water mixtures (they store this too) which is what beekeepers give to fresh hives.

>>9701006
Honey contains Vitamins and whatnot. While sugar water seems to work as food for them, it wouldn't suprise me if bee queen death would be a result of a failing immune system because of low quality food.

>>9698552
This looks good so f-

>peanut butter
>sriracha
>cilantro

>>9698597
Man, I remember when Vienettas were like half chocolate. They kept coming up with more and more methods to fucking skimp on it.

>>9701013
Pollution and not enough wild flowers for bees to harvest is the main cause.

>>9700732
Nope.
I've developed a loathing of those 'boomerang' cuts, too.

>>9698552
>peanut butter
WHY. It was almost healthy.
>>9700710
that must be some kind of American loophole. You need a background check to buy a gun, but not to buy food.

>>9698608
>>9698636
OP BTFO

>>9698552
WHARS THE MEAT??? If I wanted to eat grass clippings I'd go in my back yard

>>9699278
Retarded uncultured dumbass thinks chicken fingers in Italian are Italian ingredients

The sandwich is a Grease Trucks Fat bitch just with porchet

>>9700184
Directly on the counter with a dead fish wtf

>>9701731
He's got one of those pseudo cutting board plastic sheets under it.

>>9698487
>Yellow cheddar and mozzarella
Totally underwhelming choice in cheeses

>>9698766
What a shitty fucking nurse holy shit, it's obvious she's fainting.

>>9701769
>implying she cares
>implying someone would actually faint
>implying someone who actually faints can qualify as a someone

>>9698552
>soyboys actually eat stuff like this

>>9698810
some girl getting high on heroin

>>9701783
Should still do it in case she actually gets injured and they get sued, idiot.

>>9698726
im no vegan or any of that but do ppl really think meat is the standard human food and not an exception?

look at all the shit you have to do to make it edible

>>9701812
>implying she cares about her employer

>>9700078
>is it normal that i want slowly dissolve his feet in acid while feeding him food i made shitty on purpose?
this is a perfectly reasonable reaction to Jack videos

>>9700002
>electric peppermill

How can one man be so lazy?

>>9700923
You cut the bottom flat

>>9700699
How do you know? You can't even see it senpai

>>9701818
please be bait

>>9698597
I don't really know why but mass producing food videos are always depressing to me

>>9701867
what, why dont you try a fruit and see if you have to waste so much time doing anything to it in order to enjoy it

>>9701751
Fuck completely didn't see that

>>9701882
What about nuts like cashews?

>>9701882
Yeah because being vegetarian implies that you don't cook anything. I really hope you're 13, and even then your mother probably dropped you a couple of times as a child.

>>9701882
Because cooked meat is an efficient source of energy. The going theory is that it was that level of caloric intake that allowed us to develop larger brains and real cognitive skills.

>>9701895
nuts are seeds and seeds are for birds, they have to be processed too to taste good. just have an avocado or a coconut.

or just be aware that you are eating food that would be eaten in a time of drought where normal food lacks and so you have to do something to survive

>>9701915
You're really uninformed

>>9701902
whos implying aby of those sensless isms? im not against meat, our bodies can take it, but that doesnt mean it is the idel food.

>>9701908
the fuel for the body is not protein

>>9701922
>the fuel for the body is not protein
I don't know why you typed this. It has nothing to do with what I said. Do you have a mental condition? I try not to say retarded freely, but it seems like it fits you well.

>>9701922
No but fat is compacted carbohydrates and it comes along with most meat.

>>9701922
You're the only one who implied that meat was "standard" human food, dumbfuck.

>>9701066
>here, have a slice of pizza, I'll just leave the cheese on the table

>>9701818
has to be bait
ill bbq a tbone with nothing on it and enjoy every bite

>>9701932
>fat is a carbohydrate
Retard.

>>9701930
lol protein is for building purposes, the fuel is simple sugars. both are necessary but you cant mix the materials with what allows you to use them

>>9701932
might be but 1. it is easier to use the proper fuel in an easily usable form, ie simple sugars or carbohydrates and 2. the body can only use the fat it builds out of raw materials (fatty acids) not simply random fat that you put into it. and fat turned to carbohydrate is a last resource to manage fat that is not supposed to be there in the first place.

im seeing im getting a lot of yous. dont buy everything we are told and do your own research. im not claiming to have the absolute truth but those stories we are told are too stupid to actually believe once you observe your own body.

>>9701969
You're just genuinely stupid. I'm sorry no one's ever told you.

>>9700974
>muh bees

>>9699707
Lol don't eat almonds, walnuts, and pistachio then.

>>9701620
what is the purpose of this

>>9701974
oh God they protect their own
it's too real man let me off

>>9699232
holy heart attack batman! my arteries!

>>9701998
Drying out the skin will make it release from the meat during frying. This gives the perfect, puffy Peking duck.

>>9702002
Hah man he shot his butt rocket. He ded. Bees probably saved his body for cannibalism.

>>9700050
Why the hell is he preparing this on a blanket?

post webms or go away

>>9700002
JUICY
U
I
C
Y

>>9702022
But why?
(I was kinda expecting he'd deep throat it, fuck, what's wrong with me)

>>9702025
Because I think this is supposed to be poutine, and poutine is supposed to be comfort food, and blankets are comfy?

>>9701877
i feel ya

it just lacks the life that you find in natures products and in humans actions

we eat with our minds

>>9702045
*pic

>>9702033
what kind of sorcery is this

>>9699057
>>9699094
..... Homie what. You literally have to cut the fat off it by hand. They don't just come trimmed and ready.
Also big bones? You should be more concerned about the rib-ends that are just cartilage.

>>9702074

>>9701974
>they pull the dead bee back into the hive

>>9701006
bees also happen to produce like 4 or 5 times as much honey as they will ever need. Those little bastards just fucking love making honey

>>9702074
>>9702079
I can make a better steak.

>>9701864
>You can't even see it
That's how we know

>>9702114
>black hands
everything in this vid is prolly stolen

>>9702123

>>9702133
bit racist

>>9701864
full vid is a porn video anon
gotta google the title

>>9700002
>cant even cut the steak properly

>>9702123
>comparing a sirloin to a delmonico
>cutting the steak before you cook it
>rubbing literally eggs and creamcheese on top of your meat
Just.... Just go away anon.

>>9700923
obviously not

>>9702161
the prison cooking scene was my favorite part of the entire movie

>>9702123
Why the fuck do they put cream and chives on everything?

>>9699232

too much fuckign cheese

>>9698487

>>9702180
>yeast
Yeast is alive, you can't eat that.

>>9702188
That's why it's optional

>>9702150
racism is one race proclaiming theirs is superior to any other race
pointing out the attributes of a specific race is not racism
be less dumb. k, theeeeenks!!

>>9702192
>stealing is an attribute
i dont think you know how to use vocabulary

>>9702180
vegans are truly mentally ill.

>>9699163
WTF this watermelon sucks.it seens to be most dry or just frozen..

>>9702203

>>9702042
post moar jack

>>9702123
disgusting

>>9701877
i had the same thought

>>9701877
>>9702247
It's because all of the love and care is stripped away. Automation is a really wonderful thing but the human element is something that I hope will never become obsolete.

>>9699707
>killing bees

Why would a bee keeper kill their own bees?

>>9698552
>cilantro on "asian" food
>sweet normal creamy peanut butter
>meme sauce

>>9702199
FBI crime stats disagree with you.

>>9702210
>talk shit about meat and food from animals
>make all vegan shit look just like that stuff

>>9699191
Yeah.

>You see the ring, then you die.
>Of food poisoning.

>>9699233
How is someone smart enough to find and post on a cooking board on 4chan, but dumb enough to believe the shit he's posting?

>>9702175
Because cream cheese is full of fat and makes any dish good for people with no palate

>>9701818
Obvious bait.

>>9698766
happened to me when I had my blood pressure taken last time, luckily I only fell into my own lap

>>9702210
Why do they insist on replicating foods they can’t actually eat instead of just cultivating their own culture? Is it a scam and they’re trying to convert? Or do they really long for the tastes of animal products?

>>9698818
>meme pan
Those memes are great for searing meat. And it's used quite a lot in authentic cajun cooking, which is one of my favorite regional cuisines.

>>9702335
Why do lesbians use dildos?

>>9699163
>>9699571
>>9700002
>>9700350
Call me newfag or whatever, but is Jack for real? Are we sure he's not ironically being retarded? It's hard to believe that a: he's not killed himself yet, and b: a man can suck that badly at literally every simple thing he tries to cook.

>>9699232
I'm sure a quarter of that sandwich would taste amazing. Couldn't eat more than that though.

>>9702344
Cause they feel good? I don’t really get the comparison.

>>9702344
That's a dumb response. The vagina is penis shaped and so you need some long (relatively) narrow object to stimulate it, and the large majority of dildos are not made to specifically look like penises.

>>9701949
Seriously. Just bring out a pair of scissors and cut the cheese strands.

Tangentially related, I made a pizza with whole milk mozzarella last night for dinner. It's way way stretchier and chewy than normal part-skim mozzarella, took me by surprise.

>>9702210
>Namek salt.

I love it when they toss in super obscure shit unnecessarily because obscure means 'I'm better than you because I have a way to get Siberian dancing yeast'. Class signaling basically.

>>9702370
Namek salt actually is used for the egg flavour, as it smells like sulfur. Pleb.

>>9702357
It's a perfectly reasonable response. The allegory is clear: people innately crave certain things, even if their egos tell them they don't.

>>9702079
>Use enough spice and fat to create a base for sauce
>Only need to add in cream after removing steak
>Doesn't make pepper sauce with remains
Why

>>9702392
Lesbians crave vaginal stimulation, not penises. I own several different dildos and none of them looks like a (human) penis.

>>9702370
You don't sound insecure at all you pleb. Put down the McChicken and learn something about food.

>>9702400
Lesbians crave vaginal stimulation, not [organ designed for vaginal stimulation]. I own several different [artificial vaginal stimulators] and none of them looks like [organ they were based off].

>>9702412
Uh, yes? Is there a reason you repeated what I said with more words?

>>9700184
The issue I find here isn't how he cut his hand (I still don't know how) but that there's an extra l in the word "careful" in the blue textbox

>>9698487
i can feel my ass getting ready to explode

>>9702415
Yes, I'm pointing out that lesbians claiming they don't like dick and then using dildos is basically the same as vegans saying they don't like animal products, then trying their best to make vegan foods that taste like they have animal products in them. They are struggling against instinct and it's amusing to watch.

>>9702409
Bitch, I own saffron and I actually have taken cooking classes. These people are throwing together -toddler mash- and, throwing in something like unborn baby yak cheese and then proclaiming 'I GOOD COOK I USE WOKE INGREDIENTS! I NOT BASIC BITCH AT ALL.'

>>9702430
There is no correlation between a lesbians vaginal stimulation and penises, as I have pointed out. I stimulate my vagina all the time and I don't use anything that resembles a penis.

>>9702434
Just about stroking that spot. Scratching the ol itch.

>>9698726
talk about fall off the bone

>>9698741
you must be new

>>9698487
They overdo it way too much in some of their recipes.

>>9702150
This recipe is offensively stupid

Is there a way to properly preserve and then deep-fry a fart?

>>9702319
kek

>>9700513
>>9702157
S-sauce?

>>9702509
its in the title my dude

>>9702509
now post his neighbor

>>9702557

>>9699233
>Or do bees also make honey?
No, the bees just guard the honey plants in a symbiotic relationship.

>>9702564
Why would you even open two of the same shops next to each other

>>9702569
Sibling rivalry.

>>9702569
Same reason you see fast food joints near each other. When people know your area as the place to go for X both businesses benefit

>>9702569
A daring entrepreneurial spirit

>>9702575
the egg virgin has got nothing on the omelette chad, though

>>9702575
This beta fuck isn't selling shit

>>9702581
>>9702583
omu-chad can only sell so much at a time, beta gets buy just fine. How do you think he affords all those eggs?

>>9702586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3dZl3yfGpc

>>9702345
>but is Jack for real?

nah, he probably is a shit chef but obviously doing retarded stuff for youtube views.

you get more views for being retarded than mediocre.

>>9702307
Cilantro in Asian foods is pretty common.

>>9700775

bean salad.

>>9702619
Which nationality? To be honest I cook almost exclusively Chinese and Japanese food so if it's used in SE Asian food I wouldn't know.

>>9702625
Definitely Vietnamese, so probably Thai

>>9702625
My experience with it has been with Thai food, but a google search reveals it's also popular in Chinese foods.

>>9702625
It shows up frequently in Taiwanese cooking, so it's gotta be part of at least one brand of Chinese

>>9702433
I hope this is bait.

No wonder why americans are so fucking obese...

>>9702665
the sultan of style

>>9702523
No it isn't. I googled chocolate milk porn and all the variations and it was just white on disgusting sheboon porn.

>>9702051
...is that a pizza vending machine?

>>9702690
Just googled the title and it was the first result. I'm guessing you're too new to know what the title is.

>>9702192
>>9702310
Holy shit. You're 14.

>>9702682
>says by the euro

OBSESSED

>>9702345
he occasionally makes decent looking food but we don't post those webms because they're not funny

he is unironically a bad cook. his son told us that the only time he cooks is when hes making a video, so the number of vids are also the sum total of his experience

>>9702788
>his son told us
what

>>9702794
He has two sons, they're worse than him

>>9702800
yeah but when did they tell /ck/ anything and how

>>9702794
jack jr., the one he didn't choke out, said on a stream that they eat out for every meal unless jack has made a video and then they eat whatever he made

>>9702022
for what fucking purpose

>>9702714

poland need to sort their shit out

>>9702833
look up la beast, you'll know why

>>9702901
there's literally nothing wrong with degreasing a za

>>9698552
WAY too much cilantro. Looks good otherwise.

>>9702665
impressive

>>9702708
Cant refute what i said, so you attack me

>>9702901
Why do people pretend effeminacy is natural? His life could be much better if he learnt how to behave like a normal man.

>>9702569
one stand is boiling eggs, the other is frying
not hard to notice

>>9702800
does he not even look at a picture before he makes something?

>>9702937
One of the main contributing factors to homosexuality seems to be a lack of testosterone in the womb, niggas brain is literally more feminine than a straight guy's

>>9702569
economies of agglomeration

>>9702714
What the fuck did Germany do to be so "trustworthy"
Also fucking Pollocks are up to some shit again

How can gweilos even compete?

>>9702965
They loan lots of money

>>9698552
lost me when they put the garlic in at the beginning. fucking amateurs

>>9702967
East Asians are the most robotic race by far. They lack compassion for animals, they are very precise with their movements and their society's don't like individualism. Do they even have souls?

>>9702957
are you all retarded? they are working together in different stations. the 'virgin prepares the eggs as Chad cooks and serves...

>>9702714
>France sees themselves as simultaneously most and least arrogant

>>9702965
German's are known for being autistic about rules and order. They have been for centuries. They have one of the lowest rates of tax avoidance and they don't like to be seen as being cruel to other countries for fear of being associated with nazi germany so there's a lower than normal chance that they will screw you over.

>>9702509
he almost has an uncanny valley face. The way he moves and his eyes move. Thought this was from GTAIV at first.

>>9698818
Why is a cast iron a meme? They cook really great

>>9700130
yeah basically

>>9702074
Jesus HACHE Christ
>flipping the steak before it sears
>using oil

Does no one in this goddamn thread know how to sear a fucking steak?

>>9698552

>no meat
>kale
>meme sauce

fucking dropped

>>9703040
depends on preference. some like rare steaks as others like medium well to well done steaks. anon, are you fussy with steak, need a hug or somthing.

>>9701066
This is a fuckin sfw forum desu

>>9702123
webm title made me mad

>>9702509
chloe morgane chocolate milf crempie

>>9702813
laughed way to hard on this

CPR'ing dead thread

>>9704893
bump limit my stupid friend

>>9704925
thought it was 400 my bad

>>9699057
try boiling your ribs before baking them, it removes a lot of the fat

>>9702714
>greece sees itself as most trustworthy
made me kek hard

>>9699163
binging with babish is getting pretty retarded now

>>9702102
they probably have superpowers you obviously aren't a bee

>>9702042
What's going on? What's with his eyes? That's not paprika or pepper powder right?

>>9704893
Why is this webm always here? Every single thing about it is mediocre. Cakes look like shit, aren't appealing at all... Which is why i suppose it's shared. But really it's just so mediocre it confuses me why someone thought it'd be worth sharing.

>>9704865
>>9704870
these make me very sad

>>9702813
this shatters my faith in the cosmos