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9700491 No.9700491 [Reply] [Original]

Foods, either from the store or prepared, that should not exist for any reason.

>> No.9700508
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9700508

>>9700491
memes aside

>> No.9700512
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Interesting premise. I don't have a lot to contribute, but I am interested in where this goes.

>> No.9700517
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>>9700512
That's a perfect example of why the south was a mistake.

>> No.9700518

>>9700491
Holyshit, the reviews are awful. What does it taste like?

>> No.9700529
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>>9700518
Like all imitation foods it tastes extremely vaguely like it's proposed food but mostly like chemicals.

>> No.9700535

>>9700491
what's os bad about it?

>> No.9700537

>>9700517
I'm afraid that abomination is born and bred of the Midwest by way of Greece. That there is Cincinnati chili.

>> No.9700547

>>9700537
I've only ever seen it in the South, but then again I also would never willingly go to Ohio.

>> No.9700561

>>9700529
" shreds".

>> No.9700568

>>9700517
American Asians are weak as fuck. There is no way that any cultured human bean would find that too spicy

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>>9700517
>south
>video is from coastie shithole california

>> No.9700606

>>9700605
Please learn to read before posting again.

>> No.9700609
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>> No.9700611

>>9700529
Do mexicans really eat this?

>> No.9700613
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>>9700611
They eat a lot of things.

>> No.9700614
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>>9700613

>> No.9700615
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>>9700611
mexicunts eat a lot of things

>> No.9700616

>>9700491
I'd rather eat calories and get "fat" than get cancer from that thing.

>> No.9700624

>>9700578
Pretty much like watching that gender reassignment surgery webm

>> No.9700629

>>9700613
The fuck is with Mexico and tamarind candies? Shit's nasty.

>> No.9700631

>>9700578
>carve food into dicks
>get facebook deleted, fired, and crucified by mob of angry lesbians

>> No.9700634

>>9700578
SuperDeluxe is run by Alan Resnick, this is probably a joke.

>> No.9700649

>>9700517
Well, it's also why we have chili dogs, so good trade I guess

>> No.9700677
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>> No.9700797

>>9700677
>milk
>turns yellow when added

Wait what?

>> No.9700799

>>9700797
Cause american cows.

>> No.9700811

>>9700517
>true milk
As opposed to?

>> No.9700812

>>9700529
>now melts
Did it not before?

>> No.9700816

>>9700677
the problem with this is calling it a salad when it's basically something you'd put in small cups or as a pie filling

>> No.9700826

>>9700811
soy, almond, coconut, and other abominations.

>> No.9700827

>>9700517
That fucking faggot with the glasses 5 seconds in makes me extremely angry every time I see this.

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>>9700529
>now melts
mfw

>> No.9702004
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>> No.9702684

>>9700614
you lost me around the 4th lime

>> No.9703376

>>9700578
y tho

>> No.9703394

>>9700615


>>9700614


The fact the cunt is using tongs to get Doritos out of the bag angers me

>> No.9703396

>>9700491
I legit wonder what this tastes like.

>> No.9703620

>>9700629
tamarind is good, you're just a faggot

>> No.9703624

>>9700797
dyes in the pudding powder.

>> No.9704210

>>9700529
I like how the word cheese is nowhere on the bag. They can't even refer to it as a cheese product.

>> No.9704271

>>9700517
Americans should be forbidden from cooking.

>> No.9704277
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>>9700578
>Using pottery tools to sculpt butter into a vagina

>> No.9704279

>>9700816
Or pudding which is essentially what it is

>> No.9704290

these threads are the same pictures and webms every time

>> No.9704574
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How bout some oc

>> No.9704599

>>9700634
>Sculpting various foods into vaginas
>"this is probably a joke"
Nothing gets past you

>> No.9704604

>>9700827
Well, that doesn't sound very progressive of you...

>> No.9704620

>>9700634
Did the Mike Pence thing not alert you?

>> No.9704631

>>9700517
I hate literally everything about this webm

>> No.9704701

>>9700491
Ha, those nutrients. Basically just salted gum and starch whipped into a paste with flavoring.

>> No.9704711

>>9704574
Okay, that's it

>> No.9704714

>>9700561
"process topping"

>> No.9704718

>>9704574
>foodlion
>have delivered to one of their distribution centers and see their trucks all over the south east.
>Don't know how they remain in business.

>> No.9704734

>>9700578
JEWS

>> No.9704804

>>9700677
>Its a salad so its healthy!
t.southerner

>> No.9704926

>>9704718
I havent seen any outside of north and south carolina

>> No.9705339

>>9704718
Don't they sell dirt cheap food?

>> No.9705403

>>9700491
It tastes like what I imagine crusty cum would taste like.

>> No.9705429
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>>9704574
The pumpkin spice menace must end.

>> No.9705463

>>9700508
But have you tried it anon? A friend gave me a slice last time we went out for pizza and its pretty good.

>> No.9705471

>>9700578
It's the middle of the night and I'm watching a webm of a guy carve a vagina into a block of butter. Where did my life go so wrong

>> No.9705475
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>>9700517
>gooks and numales
>california
>'the south'

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>>9700827
FUCKING SAME
That safe should only be his many mother other should be by shield and why they're not shield breed breed cunts.
Like,Jesus Christ, how can you live with yourself being such a waste of space piece of trash Canton.

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>>9700517
Is this bait or what? Say what you will about the South, but we have some of the best food in the country.

>> No.9705501

>>9705494
You wouldn't be talking shit like that if he was wearing his Antifa mask.

>> No.9705503

>>9705500
Unless you have a horrible influx of Californians in the south, it's fucking bait.

>> No.9705506

>>9705503
>Unless you have a horrible influx of Californians in the south
Believe it or not, we do. They're fucking cancer. The other carpetbaggers at least bring good food. Californians just bring their shitty liberal coastie worldviews.

>> No.9705518

>>9705506
Sorry for your loss...

>> No.9705522

>>9705501
>reeee
REEEEE
FUCKING COMMIE FAGS
GET OFF MY BOARD

>> No.9705550

>>9700578
I WANT YOUR GRAVY IN MY MASH POTATO ANON!

>> No.9705570

>>9700517
How is that a frappucino? That's a milkshake for fuck's sake.

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>>9700491

>> No.9705593

>>9700609
that looks super tasty

>> No.9705598

>>9705593
Are you a cat?

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>>9700578
>filename

>> No.9705635
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>>9705614
Nice one comrade, baking bread with your vaginal yeast is art.

>> No.9705645
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Iceberg

>> No.9705678

>>9705645
>one cup
will this measuring method die already? use grams or ounces for the love of good.

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>>9705614
>THE FILENAME TWIGGERED MEE :((

>> No.9705748

>>9705506
Haven't you tried the hella dank french fry burrito brah? Or maybe the guac burger is more your speed

>> No.9705797
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>>9705739

>> No.9705840

>>9705797
serious question, why liberals have the need to tattoo and pierce and generally mutilate themselves?

>> No.9705868

>>9705840
Self hate. Their education system told them they were the devil in human form.

>> No.9706129

>>9700529
>now melts
lost my shit

>> No.9706134

>>9705797
Imagine having a "conversation" with this person

>> No.9706159
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>>9700491
Turning over that turtle triggered a series of events that, three years later, will cause robots to appear and kill everyone in Rail Nomad.

>> No.9706279

https://youtu.be/2osyxd4QYcA
>>9704574

>> No.9706353

>>9704599
Not him, but do you know Alan Resnick and his works? This is very likely to be a joke at least, if not some sort of weird horror alternate reality goosebump warning thing.

>> No.9706376

>>9700508
What is so evil about pineapple on pizza? I can understand if they overdo the pineapple, but a few pieces on a slice is just divine, that little burst of sweetness to contrast with all the salt from the dough, cheese, and sauce does wonders to your pallette, fruit mixed with cheese in general is godlike, such as grapes and parmesan, or a delicious bocconcini and ham sandwich topped with arugula and thin apple slices.


/ck/ needs to step up it's game

>> No.9706382

>>9705500
I think it's just a misunderstanding, the south tends to make things very decadent, out of love, which can lead to some exaggerated dishes, but the intentions always seem to be "please the taste buds", they never try to be posh or high end, it's a lovable, simple way of thinking.

>> No.9706392

>>9700634
It's not run but Alan Resnick

>> No.9706416

>>9700529
>now melts
Before they 'perfected' it, it probably burned up, leaving a black residue and the smell of burnt plastic.

>> No.9706470

>>9705739
She collects guns. Not a true liberal.

>> No.9706474
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>> No.9706575

>>9704926
Georgian here. They're all over the place.

>> No.9706816

>>9705494
but is sooo ssspicy anon :):):)

>> No.9706819

>>9705578
yeah, fucking nature. what a piece of shit.

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>>9705678
good is dead

>> No.9706848

>>9700578
I can guess the kind of person who would do this unironically:
>Quickly approaching overweight
>Only achievement is being born a woman
>Obsessed with Georgia O'Keeffe
>Claims they are strong and independent
>Is in actuality weak and emotionally unstable
>Is my ex-girlfriend

>> No.9706940

>>9700578
>look at artist
>has tattoos of Feminst Frequency

I'm not sure what to make of this.

>> No.9706963

>>9706159
That's not gore, that's adorable.

>> No.9706972

>>9706963
It's agorable.

>> No.9706985

>>9700508
this just looks poorly made
especially those appalling ham slices
every time I see a "Hawaiian" pizza like this, it always tastes like plural asses, and I like ham and pineapple on my pizza

>> No.9707057

>>9706827
>*tips tophat*

>> No.9708563
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>> No.9708628

>>9705840
They are all doing the same thing in the name of nonconformity.

>> No.9708681

>>9705797
>laughing at western philosophy
>nihilism

jeez she is stupid

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>>9700517
>their face when they charge around $10-$12 for it.

>> No.9709062

>>9700812
that's a problem a lot of synthetic cheeses have. they get hot, but they can't melt.

>> No.9709461

>>9705797
>laughing at western philosophy
>nihilism
did she get a brain piercing too

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>>9700827

>> No.9709487
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>>9700529
here, save the non-meme-watermark version

>> No.9709492
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>> No.9709493

>>9703396
If it's anything like the fat-free cream I accidentally bought once it tastes like shit and disappointment

>> No.9709501
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>> No.9709508
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>>9705429
Has God abandoned us?

>> No.9709541

>>9706134
>"conversation"
I bet she's real easy only you'd have to sacrifice your self-respect.

>> No.9709591

>>9706376
the enzymes in the pineapple also help digest the ham <: }

>> No.9709600

>>9709508
No, we abandoned God

>> No.9709615
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>>9700827
I bet it’s because you look like this numale, you self-hating faggot.

>> No.9709639 [DELETED] 

>>9705429

I'm pretty sure this one is a fucking joke, it has to be

>> No.9709645

>>9700547
What art? I'm crusty old, but I don't recall ever seeing it there in my early childhood.

>> No.9709652

>>9709615


>>9709615
I bet it's because YOU look like this numale, self hating faggot

>> No.9709674

>>9706474
What does American taste like?

>> No.9709724

>>9706474
Cheese-flavored jello

>> No.9709858

>>9706159
...cooked?

>> No.9709889

>>9705645
>t. virgin iceberg vs chad romaine

>> No.9709956
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grilled lobster

while its easy and presents nice, it is the worst way to prepare it by far, grilled shrimp is OK though because it's small enough to cook evenly on the grill.

>> No.9710142
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>>9700512
I just realized that was spaghetti and not an unfolded burrito

>> No.9710169

>>9709501

but why

>> No.9710186

>>9706827
I can't read "XXX is dead" without my mind replacing the next minute of consciousness with the music from LA Style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8e9b2ON8s
Plz halp

>> No.9710190

>>9700517
ohio isn't the south

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>>9700491

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>>9710258
>the fucking inch-thick layer of miracle whip

>> No.9710342

>>9710258
christ almighty, deliver us from this evil

>> No.9710378
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>>9705494
nigger wtf

>> No.9710383

>>9703394
he doesn't want his fingers getting coated in dorito dust

at least thats why i would use tongs here

>> No.9710389

>>9706416
Having been really poor once I know this type of product. It didn't change at all under heat, no melting, no color change, nothing at all. With enough exposure it would harden, but that's it, it just gets warm and stays exactly the same, terrible.

>> No.9710448

>>9705494
Agreed

>> No.9710457

>>9705797
>overrated: the show
not surprised

>> No.9710458

>>9700609
bro i'm vegan and i'd probably eat that, looks pretty great

>> No.9710462

>>9700631
this wouldn't happen

>> No.9710463

>>9706474
>american flavored

>> No.9710465

>>9710333
>>9710342
By the way, this is the cousin of The Hurgin'.

>> No.9710469

>>9700631
All those New Age shops that sell penis candles are in for it now.

>> No.9710472

>>9705645
romaine has a better crunch anyways

>> No.9710474

>>9705797
wrong board

>> No.9710477

>>9709615
Jesus why would you let yourself go like that?

>> No.9710500

>>9702004
WHY

>> No.9710508
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>>9709858
Cooked.

>> No.9710511

>>9710508
cute!

>> No.9710551

>>9704574
I would like to know what the monster that buys this looks like.

>> No.9710619

>>9700491
American freedom at work.

>> No.9710626

>>9709889
underrated kek

>> No.9710638

>>9700609
hating on yolks on /ck/, the fuck?

>> No.9710639

>>9700614
was that hominy in the pot?

honestly thats the only way I can see myself being able to ingest hominy

>> No.9710643

>>9700606
please learn to not be a moron before continuing to exist.

>> No.9710675

>>9700609
Maybe... Maybe anon didn't understand this thread? I don't get it...

>> No.9710697

>>9708563
The president of the US eats this shit?

>> No.9710703

>>9710508
>not buying melting cheese

>> No.9710712

can someone post the plain flavored poptarts

>> No.9710734
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>>9710712

>> No.9710828

>>9705645
>mcg

>> No.9710857

>>9706353
woosh

>> No.9710873
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>>9709956
you're definitely right but when I come to these threads I want to be shown shit that is visibly repulsive

>> No.9711118

>>9702004
Do they make this kind of shit expecting it to sell or do they make it as a "haha we are so wacky and fun!" novelty?

>>9703396
Tastes like chemicals that have been made in a lab to taste like Peanut butter but failed somewhere along the way.

>>9706134
>Conversation
She will scream at you while you demonstrate inhuman levels of impulse control and not punch her in the throat.

>> No.9711123

>>9710258

>appetizer

Are you sure about that?

>> No.9711448

>>9709674
Mediocrity and diabetes.

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>> No.9711580

>>9709591
it helps with the cheese not the ham

>> No.9711839

>>9709615
I need the "Guy taking a picture of something/girl taking a picture of something/nu male taking a picture of something" pic.

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>>9710258

>> No.9711862

>>9711493
Fuck this brings me back to when I was a total newfag here. I got told to go to typicalmacuser.com and boy did I learn not to click random links. That shit nearly scarred me.

>> No.9711873

>>9700512
>not liking 'ti 'li

>> No.9711946

>>9700517
The Civil Rights Act was a mistake

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>>9704574

>> No.9711991
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>>9710508

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>>9710508
Cute!

>> No.9712352

>>9710258
Food of the '70s

>> No.9712363

>>9710508
It looks like they are being anally raped.

>> No.9712424
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>>9700811
DUH.

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>>9700954
there are cheeses that not melt, grated just make a crispy crust

>> No.9712464

>>9705635
From a capitalistic point of view, if a legbeard gets paid by doing art with her cooter, it beats waiting in your basement for uncle donnie's promised jobs and neetbux for true believers any day of the fucking week

>> No.9712480

>>9710472
I prefer baby spinach. So tender...

>> No.9712489

>>9702004
Why would anyone do that to themselves?

>> No.9712502

>>9705797
>20
Wear some sunscreen

>> No.9712548

>>9700517
You're getting (You)s for being wrong but Ohio really is the south of the North

>> No.9712963
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Where's all the gore?

>> No.9713087

>>9712963
Yeah, this thread is just people talking about where they live and posting images of packaged food

>> No.9713126

>>9706376
Fuck you, fruit doesn't go with meat, period.

>> No.9713145

>>9700609
>Meanwhile in the kitchen.... The staff are laughing their asses off because you're eating a can of cat food.

>> No.9713171

>>9700517
unicorns and instagram and millennials amirite?

>> No.9713173

>>9713126
Why? Salty+sweet is a great combination.

>> No.9713185

>>9700605
the city mentioned in the video is in southern california
north - infinity
south - 0

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>>9700512

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>> No.9713250

>>9713215
what the fuck?!
how can that be a thing

>> No.9713253

>>9713126
Cranberry can elevate any meat to ascension tier

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>> No.9713260

>>9700491

>Refridgerate After Opening
Why the fuck would you refrigerate peanut butter

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>> No.9713295

>>9713262
What's so bad about that? I'd totally eat the fuck out of it.

>Boiled eggs
>Skrimps
>Green peas
>Carrots
>Presumably broth flavored gelatin
Sounds pretty good 2bh.

>> No.9713296

>>9702004
i wish north korea would just hurry up already

>> No.9713306

>>9713213
is this food or a fucking picasso painting

>> No.9713317

>>9713215
looks like someone chopped a tenga egg in half
>>9713241
>>9713247
gave me a laff and a half
>>9713255
shitty liquor cfan't make me vomit but this brought me close
>>9713262
who even fucking makes aspics anymore
>>9713276
this shit better not be hollenda-
>>9713282
god fucking damnit

>> No.9713321

>>9705500
oh hey, ive done work with operation bbq relief, they are a great organization

>> No.9713358

>>9709473
I like Morrissey, but...

>> No.9713422

>>9700535

The worst OS of all time is without a doubt Windows 1.01. I can't tell you how many times I've had to rebuild, reconfigure or remove that "system". The real truth of the matter is that they delivered a product (years behind schedule, mind you) that was close to unusable. And us tech support guys were the ones that suffered the most from that whole debacle. Hell, there were times I would have preferred and old cantankerous Hurd machine over the polished visual turd that was Win 101, as we called it. But after all these years I now realize that it was a necessary burden to get where we are today, and I can honestly say I'm proud to have been on the front lines. Even if it did cost me more than a few sleepless, coffee-fueled nights (:

>> No.9713457

>>9704631
I hate that fucking reverse/rewind bullshit

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>>9713422
WinME was worse.

>> No.9713482

>>9705797
How much goddamn diet coke does she drink? Really fits in nicely with her fucking fake as persona. Also she looks much older than 20

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>>9700677

>> No.9713492

>>9709492
Notice that's not sold in America? What's that tell you?

>> No.9713493

>>9700512
Do people really eat all the cheese on that?

>> No.9713502

>>9713228
>>9713234
LOL OMG

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>>9711497
that's just sad

>> No.9713535

>>9713317

multi-quote posting is autism

>> No.9713546
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>>9713493

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>>9713535
Some real /fa/ grade shit

>> No.9713560

>>9713535
no, only when they don't contribute to the thread, like I did

>> No.9713564

>>9713493
No it's for decoration

>> No.9713575

>>9700491
I had this once and literally vomited after eating it. It was hands down the worst thing I've ever tasted, and I can't even describe what it tasted like.

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>>9703620
tamarind is fucking foul, eat an entire bag of dicks

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>>9700529
>now melts

>> No.9713619

>>9710258
I bet those almonds weren't even activated.

>> No.9713693

>>9709956
Nice piece of leather you got there next to your lobster, is that for sharpening your knife?

>> No.9713700

>>9713306
It's this mornings breakfast, and the dogs lunch.

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>>9711839

>> No.9713931

>>9713885
Thanks mate.

>> No.9713963

>>9712428
American us fake cheese

>> No.9714040

>>9713358
Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

>> No.9714048

>>9709615
I have more testosterone than this numale, yet he can grow a better beard.

I hate non-white beard genetics.

>> No.9714071

>>9714048
You hate yourself stop lying

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>>9700529
>now melts

>> No.9714086

>>9700508
kill yourself faggot

>> No.9714091

>>9705429
I must've been living under a rock. When did this start? I always knew of pumpkin spiced coffee and treats around the fall, but when did it become the new Sriracha or avocado?

>> No.9714095

>>9700677
Now you can rot your teeth and break them off as well in one quick and easy recipe!

>> No.9714123

>>9706474

american FLAVORED

SaNDWiCH
SliCeS

AMERICAN FLAVORED IMITATION PASTEURIZED PROCESS CHEESE FOOD

>> No.9714124

>>9700517
So no coffee?

>> No.9714196

>>9713126
Apples, pears, stonefruit (apricots, plums), and citrus all go well with meat. Most kinds of berries, too. Try a pork roast made with dried apples, sweet potatoes, and vinegar.

>> No.9714218

>>9705494
>That safe should only be his many mother other should be by shield and why they're not shield breed breed cunts.

This

>> No.9714226

>>9713228
>>9713234
>>9713241
>le reddit and youtube "unsatisfying" rage XD

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>>9713126
>he's never had pork or chicken with blackberry reduction

How pleb can you be?

>> No.9714239

>>9705471
bwahaha what a wacky comment xD

no but seriously if youre going to keep posting youtube-comments tier posts I suggest you leave

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>>9714226
At least they were attempted contributions rather than pure shitposting, faggot.

>> No.9714245

>>9713589
>watches trailer park boys
>thinks his opinions are valid

>> No.9714248

>>9714240
I'll take things soyboys say for $400, Alex!

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>>9714248
contribute or fuck off nigger

>> No.9714254

>>9709492
Put....put..p- put your dick in it.

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>> No.9714261

>>9709674
bigotry and xenophobia

>> No.9714266

>>9714251
Did this once, wasn't bad. If the quality of the pizza and cookies were better it could have been great

>> No.9714274

>>9714259
I'm gonna puke

>> No.9714284

>>9714266
doesn't this apply to most subpar food

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>> No.9714321

>>9700677
This is actually tasty as hell. Snickers and apples go surprisingly well together.

>> No.9714324

>>9709674
white people and freedom

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>>9710508

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>>9700517
as someone who used to dip cheetos in cream cheese, I find this fucking disgusting

>> No.9714376

>>9714259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5EMEyvFA4

>> No.9714440

>>9714315
This is making me laugh in the same way you'd laugh when facing a bear because your brain just forgot how to do things.

>> No.9714462

>>9700517
>that qt girl with the dreads going down on the whipped cream
>paused at the exact right moment

WEW
E
W

>> No.9714471

>>9700629
>not enjoying the sweet and sour fusion of the tamarind

Jamaican here, please die.

>> No.9714526

>>9709600
This
/thread

>> No.9714766

>>9700512
People put chili, cheese and onions on tons of shit, but it's a crime on pasta? Yes, I'm from Cincinnati, and agree that's the worst way to have it, but it's not some abomination. Prefer the chili dogs and fries.

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>> No.9715067

>>9700609
The yolk I can deal with, but that tartar looks dreadful

>> No.9715141

>>9705500
>operation bbq relief
do they cook for the poor souls who have gotten too fat to work their own grill?

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>> No.9715144

>>9715141
Thank you for your service.

>> No.9715147

>>9715063
>A healthy breakfast of pure sugar

>> No.9715160

>>9715147
Yogurt is fat tho

>> No.9715165

>>9710508
the screams of hell can never be silenced

>> No.9715179

>>9714259
i would demolish that

>> No.9715215

>>9708563
Who's plate is this? Trump supposedly doesn't drink.

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>>9702004
plens

>> No.9715336

>>9700517
As a non-american, what the hell is wrong with you people ?

>> No.9715463

>>9715215
It's a coke with lemon. How do you know it's alcohol?

>> No.9715493

>>9714239
Shut up faggot

>> No.9715515

>>9715160
It's very likely flavored yogurt, which very likely has a lot of sugar in it

>> No.9715516

>>9713126
What the fuck do you think a tomato is you absolute mongoloid?

>> No.9715534

>>9713282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehkk9bxGRzo
These guys can be annoying at times, but I can't help but watch their videos cause it reminds me of when I used to get drunk with a friend who was a chef and we'd fuck around making stuff. Making funnel cakes when drunk is awesome.

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>>9710508

>> No.9715557

>>9709492
these are fucking good.
much better than frozen pizza, but the have like 500kcal each.
its a nice 1000kcal dinner.

>> No.9715564

>>9715551 you tried anon

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>>9710873
bread soup is an actual dish here in germany, and its delicious.
often its made from dry bread and water from cooking sausages.

>> No.9715574

>>9700578
When liberals celebrate Thanksgiving do they list out the reasons they are ashamed to be white or hate America instead of what they are thankful for?

>> No.9715577

>>9715237
the fuck is that
looks like literal shit

>> No.9715583

>>9710508
>>9706159
Cheese melts in a fraction of the time it takes the meat to cook. If you put the cheese on the raw meat, it would burn. That being said it is hilarious how the hot dog mouths open when cooked.

>> No.9715584

>>9713317
>who even fucking makes aspics anymore
pretty much every butcher here.

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>>9715551
It's glorious, anon.

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>>9700677

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>> No.9716102

>>9700512
This gives you almost the identical flavor without the nasty meat slop aspect
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/58921/swedish-spareribs/

>> No.9716135

>>9715063
>fruits are healthy

>> No.9716153

>>9716081
Hahah, welcome to my childhood going to an inner city southern school. Children bought those at the corner markets, and sucked on them all the way to and from school. I imagine the gelatinous aspect is the attracting texture of them, or the shock value,I never wanted one. But, I have had the pickled sausages and eggs from the same kind of jars, and they aren't too bad. Kind of good bar food, or that random road trip snack.

>> No.9716177

>>9716081
Never tried pickled meat, not sure what to expect

>> No.9716223

>>9700677
that really doesn't need marshmallows

>> No.9716380

>>9715574
>implying all liberals are white, and hate America
>implying millions of liberals don't celebrate the holiday

You can't be serious right?

>> No.9716417

>>9715141
nah, they haul huge smokers to disaster areas and cook for the affected people. i think they did like 600,000 meals between the Texas and Florida hurricanes

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Does this count?

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>>9716380
/pol/ only trusts their feelings, not facts.

>> No.9716506

>>9716455
No. Bud Light is glorified piss.

>> No.9716512

>>9714071
I'm not denying that.

>> No.9716609

>>9705339
not really. they have some stuff cheap, but only on sale. the rest of the time its as expensive as Harris Teeter, or Lowes food.

>> No.9716613

>>9705570
blacks dont drink coffee, its a white mans drank.

>> No.9717033

>>9716504
just wait until he starts posting US crime statistics to argue about genetic inferiority as if it's related

>> No.9717224

>>9715574
no, only some.

>blacks
>feeling shame

>> No.9717232

>>9704804
I legitimately doubt anyone thinks that's healthy dumbass. You're almost as bad as tumblr with comments like this.

>> No.9717573

>>9716609
>Harris Teeter
>Lowes

Are you in Salem-Winchester NC?