/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Black. I don't want to drink candy in the morning.

Meme tube dream tube

>>9693398
> Whatever beans
> Inverted style
> Hot water, sit for a min
> squeeze
> Half half

>>9693178
>Maxwell House
>Cheap coffeemaker
>3 teaspoons of dairy-free powdered creamer

>>9693398
Meme tube or not this thing makes the best coffee out of anything I've had at home so far.

>>9693398
>>9694102
How does this thing work

>Kroger breakfast blend
>cold brew
>12 oz
>2 spoons sugar
>splash of milk

>>9694124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIblBDtgwk

>>9693435
That's just sad

>>9694170
Your face is sad

>>9693249
Fucking weenie.

>lavazza ground coffee
>french press
No other extras, perfect

>buy K cups
>put into Keurig
>press lighted button
>drink
Walla

>>9694541

>>9694164
so it's a glorified french press? idgi

Add just a pinch of kosher salt to black coffee?
Cuts the bitterness and enhances taste better than sugar imo

>>9694541
>walla
I fucking lost it.

nescafe
boiling water
milk
splenda

>>9694555
I guess it's most similar to a pourover, but really it has elements from a bunch of different brewing methods.

A French press is basically just a glass pitcher with a built-in filter.

Sanka, you useless cunts

>>9693178
I like my coffee like I like my women. Liquid and inside a cup.

>>9694657
A filter that you press down. Which is the same principle as the aero press.

>>9693398
Enjoy your BPA

>>9693178
Coffee, Hot Water and one sugar.

>>9693398
Don't care if I'm coming off as shilly, but the Aeropress was the best coffee choice I made
I can make coffee at whatever strength, whatever temperature I want much the same way I brew a pot of tea

And when I'm done, I pop a condensed disk of coffee grounds into the trash, rinse the thing off and be done with it
I'd say spend the money to try one for yourself and if that doesnt work for you, use it as a syringe for extra big loads

lavazza
percolator

>>9694996
>he doesn’t know aeropress is made with BPA free plastic
Retard.

>>9695398
I didn't know

Double shot espresso on Breville

ran out of coffee on sunday and went to work with none on monday. zero difference in how alert I was, but a qt said I looked much healthier than usual - glowing was the word she used.

fuck coffee. I will quit. none today either. maybe I can get a gf!

>>9695810

right on, brother'

who else here /nocoffee/ /nofap/ /nopoo/ /nocarb/??

>>9693178
Black very strong with coconut oil, tastes amazing.

I just press a button and get coffee.
It's nice living in the present.

>>9694756
It's not really the same mechanism. The filter in the French press is pushed down through the water to collect the ground beans at the bottom of the pitcher. The Aeropress plunger has a rubber seal and is used to force the water through the coffee grounds under pressure to extract them more quickly.

>>9695810
I didn't drink coffee today and have already developed a six pack and huge muscles just since this morning.

i hope i didnt make a mistake. does this shit even come in whole bean form?

Any recommended brands I should try? I usually use whole bean tim hortons coffee even though Im an american. Is black rifle coffee just a meme?

>>9693249
Fpbp

>>9697527
Have you tried looking for local roasters in your area?

50/50 maxwell/folgers medium roast

let cool then store in fridge
drink cold with sweetener and vanilla.

>>9697586
yeah. We have one close thats pretty good but they pull the whole "artisan coffee" thing means a 1 lb bag of beans is like $25. I've heard good things about fresh roasting places online which "roast to order" but those are always expensive and I highly doubt they are that much better than what I already have

>>9697332
i need this stuff explained to me

i bought it a long time ago to see what chicory was like and it was absolutely awful

>>9697645
During the American Slavery War, New Orleans had limited supplies of coffee due to American military action against maritime trade with the Slave States. Chicory became a cheap substitute for the good stuff.

The Slave States have attempted to cling to this "tradition" in a futile effort to make their crimes against humanity seem "heroic"

Who else /preground/ here?

I can't be bothered with all the meme autism of grinding whole beans. I ain't got tyme, nigga!

>>9697995
>I have time to collect frog pictures and shitpost
>I don't have time to flick a switch and wait 25 seconds
Then again if you're not buying pretty good, very fresh beans, it doesn't matter

>>9693178
americano but pushing two long cofees with the same grinds load

>>9697995
You have time for it

Any grocery store worth their salt will have a coffee grinder

For me its
Fresh ground/fresh roasted > fresh ground/old roast date > old ground/old roast date > pre ground > instant

>>9693435
>>9694197
sounds good though dude
dairy-free powder creamer is good shit

>>9697527
Tbh Starbucks beans are a solid choice, definitely not the best, but a nice buy. It probably won't completely disappoint
If you're have a "Starbucks reserve" store near you, they offer more specialty single origins to try, but those are more expensive

I Brew a local Tampa roaster called buddy Brew and they offer really great roasts I like their cubano roast, the downside is that it's more expensive than other beans

>>9697995

Takes 15 seconds in a cheap 15 dollar blade grinder, dumb frog poster.

>>9698039
Powdered creamer tastes so good but it's so unhealthy with those hydrogenated oils, so I have switched to half and half

>>9693178
FRENCH PRESS
NICE AND HOT
FOLGERS
DONE

Am I a pleb for not being difficult at all with coffee? The only coffee I've ever disliked is tim horton's filter

>>9697567
Fuck off back to pol, aspie

>>9697995
personally pre ground works for dip, french press.

espresso has to be fresh though. recently roasted and grinded before consumption.

Anyone here use any madebyknock grinders?
I have a Hario Mini Mill that I a got a little bit ago and did that mod for better grind consistency where you wrap the tape around the rod. The tape has since fallen off and I'm noticing how bad the stock consistency really is.

I was looking at a Baratza Encore but then I found out about these madebyknock hand grinders, being told that they have much better consistency at the same pricepoint albeit being hand operated, which I don't really mind.

>>9698527
The stock consistency isn't what's bad, it's that harios are all made of plastic and the screw bits eat away at the plastic, making the center hole wobbly and lets the inner burr assembly simply wobble around inside the grinder, leading to shit consistency

>>9693178
Just a little cold water

Is it normal for your left hand to hurt when using a hand burr grinder?
It's my 5th time using it, it doesn't hurt as much anymore, but i feel like I might be doing actual damage.

>>9698550
Well yeah, that's what the tape mod was meant to fix. The wobble is there from the factory. The tape should have protected the plastic parts also, no?

>>9698613
I never experienced that, but I got an exercise related injury and grinding was uncomfortable after that. So I bought a Baratza grinder and it was one of the best coffee decisions I've made, ever. Zero effort, faster, and better grind. You should do it.

>>9698687
Is this the best instant coffee?

>>9698709
Folgers isn't the best anything. At least it's not Maxwell House.

>thought /ck/ was exagerrating starbucks over roasting
>get a small cofee from them
>taste like shit dark
>maybe I'm used to cream and sugar
>add in same amount I do with foldgers columbian
>still tastes like acidic crap

How are they getting away with this?

>>9698816
congrats you gave then $4 just to find out what you already knew
now they have even more reason to keep doing it

>>9698823
it was 2.11 for a venti or w/e

i recently bought a breville precision brewer on a retarded impulse buy was mad annoying because i worked from home that day to wait around for the package and the guy didn't even attempt delivery so i had to pick it up from the post office anyway.
Was like $300 on sale on amazon makes some pretty decent to really good coffee I'm still trying to figure out the ratio of beans to water. It's kinda neat that you can set all of the settings but I've just been using the strong and gold options over and over. Really curious to try the cold brew since I've never had that.

>>9698613
Do some pull ups, jesus christ

>>9698987
what if anon is an 2d anime gril and grinding coffee is hard work??

>>9699007
I'd grind coffee for her then.

>>9699036
That's wrong. This is the modern world. You should buy her an electric grinder instead.

>>9698816
>thinks his folgers columbian is any better

>>9697995
Not in your life boyo. Did somebody say family pictures? Because I heard family pictures.

>>9699194
have you ever had it? its pretty good

clever drip and hario mini.

>>9698613
I bought a manual grinder and spent a whole week doing it by hand.
Coffee started feeling like a chore so I went back to my cheapo electric blade grinder.
What do you know? The coffee tasted pretty much the same.
What a goddamn meme, I don't even make espresso, why do I need autistic grind consistency for?

>>9693178
Espresso machine.
Coffee made under pressure is best coffee.
sometimes I steam full cream (whole) milk to make a cappuccino other times I have a doppio. I never add sugar.

>>9693178
I like my coffee like I like my tree ornaments

>>9699805
palette of a child

>>9699879
>Feeding coffee to a child

Explains how you turned out at least

what is a good brand of instant coffee?

Also has anyone tried this coffee: https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Medium-Robusta-Civet-Coffee/dp/B004JHIBV0


For those curious it is called Kopi luwak, its a" coffee that includes part-digested coffee cherries eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet "

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

>>9699916
>good brand of instant coffee

oxymoron

>folgers in a french press
>pour it hot into the blender
>spoonful of coconut oil
>blend that shit good

straight to the brain and then straight to the butthole. really wakes you up

>shit flavor coffee at work in the morning, usually with cream and sugar
>single origin after lunch, black. chemex if i'm with coworkers, aeropress if i'm alone
>chemex decaf at home after work, cream and sugar
>whatever the fuck i feel like on the weekends

honestly buying decaf is the best decision i've made recently, being able to enjoy a cup after dinner without having trouble sleeping later is fantastic.

>>9695398
Plastic is still poison. Saudis cover up studies since they can see electric cars coming and need people to buy oil for plastic to keep their country afloat.

>>9699916
>civet
>Robusta
literally shit2

>>9693398
I'm gonna buy one

>>9693403
>Inverted style

I started off doing it inverted because I thought that was the obviously correct way to do it, then I used it in front of someone and they were like what the fuck are you doing you're filling it upside down

>putting grounds in the tube, then balancing it on a mug while you fill it to the brim with scalding hot water then awkwardly replacing the plunger on top
>not just flipping it with the plunger already in, filling it, then flipping it back over to depress it

it's the obvious way, why is it considered "weird"

>>9700844

do it, makes fucking good coffee literally every time and takes 5 seconds to clean, zero grit in your cup too.

>>9693249
Fpbp