/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9693470
Corn on the cob, Hotdogs and Banana Split for dessert.

Polish sausage

>>9693478
when serving hotdogs, make sure your parents open the buns and insert the hot dog themselves themselves. Then provide ample napkins/tissues for crying about their line ending because of their 2 gay sons

>>9693470
>starter
Italian sausage balls
>main
Rainbow trout flambe
>dessert
Ben and Jerry's ice cream topped with skittles and fudge

>>9693470
Sausage on a stick.

But no, seriously, make comfort food. Like spaghetti Bolognese, or meatloaf and mashed potatoes, or roasted chicken and vegetables.

>>9693470
Chick Fil-A

>>9693470
>porn webm
>falling for the jew this hard
really makes me go hmmm OP

>>9693470
You're a shitty human being, OP. So make your brother a nice dinner and you go eat a bag of dicks.

Make a bunch of chicken alfredo and crush up a bunch of valium in it

>>9693470
You should get takeout from that hiv restaurant.

For me it's the McChicken, the gayest sandwich.

Whatever as long as you make it as terrible as possible. Give everyone gastro if possible. Divert the attention from your brother to their suffering bowels.

>>9693546
best suggestion so far

>>9693529
/thread

>>9693470
for me it's the mcchicken

>>9693470
Go with finger sandwiches

>>9693470
but why though?

Hot dogs, you know, like wieners and sausages and shit. Hey all, now my brother has something to say..

>>9693478
LOL there's also meatball subs, sushi with mayo in the middle, and fudgy popsicles.

OP if you want to be more subtle about it, maybe try serving: a frittata appetizer, black bean chili (be sure to keep bringing up its high fiber content), and macarons for desert.

>>9693470
tell him he's a soyboy and serve him a soydog

>>9693470
Footlong hotdogs with mayo, no bun.

Make faggots.

Venison hoof.

>>9693470
Pasta puttanesca.
Fitting for your fucking man-whore brother.

Find him a surrogate mother so at least someone in your family can extend your family tree.

>>9693470
Sauce?

>>9693581
Faggots want attention.

Electro shock treatments count as food, right?

>>9693470
Gay here. I would make a pineapple upside down cake to represent his inverted sexuality and also because it is delicious.

I think most gay guys would enjoy veal piccata if you can source good veal, or chicken would work well too. Make sure to pound the breasts thin.

>>9693470
Doesn't matter what you make. Just show up. As long as you're there, your parents will realize that no matter how many dicks your brother takes, at least he's not as big a disappointment as you are.

>>9693470
Beef Wellington. Nice piece of meat in a bun... I'd follow it up with some double fudge cake.

>>9693720
>I think most gay guys would enjoy veal piccata

Yeah, because most gay people have the same taste and preferences.

I've only ever met 2 gay people IRL who also browsed 4chan. One was a skinny, long haired, neck beard and the other was his hugely overweight black boyfriend. Both furries and super weird with pleb tier taste. Gays are just as varied as straights when it comes to food preferences.

>>9693470
Make gumbo and stop being such a faggot.

>>9693720
>your sexual orientation likely predetermines your food taste

off yourself, snowflake

>>9693470
sad day

>>9693739
This. There's nothing worse than gay dudes (real or pretend) who perpetuate some kind of weird-ass stereotypes that all gay dudes like the same shit.

Two of the closest fags I know are completely different in their tastes: one will not eat anything that isn't basically meat and bread. The other is pretty much vegan.

>>9693731
This

>>9693739
>>9693772
>>9693760
Well they all have a taste for cock so they must share some common ground. Only a few select men would let another man shove a penis in their mouth. They must be somewhat similar.

>>9693789
you lose your crush to another guy or something? your post is unnecessarily angry

>>9693789
Under the right circumstances, I'm positive you'd let another man shove a penis in your mouth. For instance, if he offered to shove his penis in your mouth.

Two hot plates of knuckle sandwiches

coq au vin

Puttanesca

And make sure they know what the translation is. I think this will really add an entirely new layer of tension and filth to the dinner party

>>9693810

I'm HIV positive you'd let another man shove a penis in your mouth

Try chicken soup, pancakes and churry. I think these are the best. And lots of people like them too.

>>9693772
>gay guys
>are faggots about their food
It all checks out.

Kolache or pigs in a blanket with white cheddar inside of them

>>9693470
sauce?

>>9693943
Mia Malkova, don't have source.

>>9693938
Gay here again. Would love the second one, and be fine with the first. Gays love pastry. Prove me wrong!

>>9693470
Sausages with boiled new potatoes. For dessert a chocolate dipped banana.

>>9693961
thanks anon

>>9693513
Zenith kek

>>9693663

This gets my vote.
Add to that, spotted dick or desert.

>>9693537
thanks, reddit! You did it!

Cucumbers, with Crisco sauce