/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9689353

What's on the menu this week lads? For me it's vodka, the breakfast of champions.

>>9689369
Naltrexone for me. Hopefully Another week or more without booze. Did pretty good this weekend. Between Thursday to Sunday night I had about 30 beers total. No wd's this time. Thank fuck.

>>9689369
Spent the weekend drinking cheap sake. 750 ml 15% is about OK. Back to vodka tomorrow if I can get to the store. Otherwise, I'll be grateful for the taper.

>>9689450

Fuck a taper. You have Thanksgiving coming up. You wouldn't want your family to think you're an alcoholic, would you?

>>9689488
88s to you, too.

"Family." That's rich. The only family I have is ghosts. They'll be here no matter what I do.

who else here /unshakeablesenseofregret/ about having turned to the bottle too early in time? it fucking eats at me. i would do damn near anything to go back to that juncture where i took the path of alcoholism, to complete my degree in fewer than 7 years, to give my brain half a chance to finish developing, to actually enjoy the most testosterone-ripe years of my life.

anyways, i'm two days away from two weeks sober. this is when i cracked last time. i think i can make it at least a month.

>>9689581

I'm rooting for you Anon. What made you fall off the wagon last time?

Is it possible for me to taper off with less than half a mickey of 44.9% vodka?

>>9689635
Please hurry. The stores close soon.

>>9689635
>>9689637
Please God hurry.

GENTLEMEN
SHE CAME BACK, she FUCKING L I V E S
Horey crap I am going to do SO MUCH sex up my soulmate alleydrinker. So blatantly a millionaire, 10/10 tayswiz lookalike. Life is so awesome, this is foolproof.

>>9689581
Why not just off yourself for being such a mindless peace of human shit?

>>9689627
i actually only had two or three drinks the the last time. it sounds pussy as fuck, but an old boss of mine called/left me a message out of the blue asking me how i've been, what i've been up to the past couple of years, mentioned a potential internship opportunity... i have pretty severe anxiety (shocking, i know), and in addition to not having shit to show for myself over the past two years besides an impressive resume of alcoholism, the guy is pretty "intense" himself. i decided i'd have a few drinks to take the edge off. humorously, he didn't even pick up after i downed them.

>>9689635
how many drinks are you averaging a day?

>>9689663
>mindless peace of
pottery

I might actually die. I love you guys.

>>9689637

You know that's a fucking no. If you have to ask it's probably barely enough to keep the DTs away.

>>9689659
the saga continues

>>9689672
I think lots of people die tbqh.
I’m not even scared of it any more. Going to snuff myself when the suffering becomes too intense. I see zero reason in continuing to live just for the sake of it. I’ve spent enough time on detox wards to know how pointlessly horrific the al/ck/ death is.

>>9689664

You'll be fine. It's a disappointment to fall off for something like that but you've already done nearly two weeks so you know you can do it again.

>>9689687

At least suicide by cop bruv. I'm sure they dont have alkyhol in hell.

>>9689699
Oh I’m already in hell, there’s plenty of booze here.
Cops are too cruel to kill me. I act like a proper cunt when blacked out and messed up on multiple substances. E.g. while I still can’t fathom why, a few months ago a cop drove near me, and I stood in front of his car. When he stopped to avoid running me over I jumped on the bonnet and started to unzip ready to piss on the windscreen. Stunningly, he wasn’t happy with it. I had to run like hell while throwing tins at him, then jump like 20 feet off a bridge to escape. Absolutely retarded. Minutes later I stumbled down the same street trying to start a fight with everyone/anyone. Took a swing at some huge dude, missed, he strangled me to the floor and the same copper came tearing around the corner. Cuffed and chucked in the back, spent 17 hours throwing up and withdrawing in a cell with some fucking psychopath who spent the entire 17hrs screaming and kicking the door. Got charged with common assault. Fifth time I’d been in nick that week. Now even junkies avoid me.
Wish I owned a shotgun/bomb, it’d be so easy.

>>9689687
I can't do that. I'm going to see my fiance in a week and I fucked up. Yes I know I'm scum.

>>9689659
So happy for you. I just hope I can limp to the bus stop tomorrow.

I know we hate ourselves, but group dancing? https://youtu.be/qDVW81bXo0s?t=1m40s

I wish I was a normie.

>>9689778
I can barely make it downstairs, but hey, I feel his pain.

>>9689757

Don't be too hard on yourself. You just sound like typical bogan. Sure you're all a bit daft but sound as long as you stay off the meth.

>>9689791
Yeah I'm probably going to die. I just want to enoy something. Sorry.

>>9689810
I don't mind that, but he is young and complaining about things that really don't affect him. I'm sure his "sore feet" are just a minor temporary thing. Not like they really make him into a cripple. It's just something to sing about.

>>9689824
Anon I just like the group dancing.

>>9689827
Whoopee. By all means, don't mind me.

>>9689835
It's okay. I get it.

>>9689838
I'm a bitter shit. That kind of joyous celebratory crap helped make me one.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gmtVJfDjZew
“The thing about alcohol is that once it’s taken everything, it’ll come back for you”

>>9689353
I have to defrost my fridge and freeze with Christmas upcoming. When all the cold beers are done I'll start.
What a pain in the fucking ass this fridge is. I guess I can't complain since I got it for free but defrosting is such a huge pain in the ass.

>tfw drunk on 2 pints of beer
being 5'3 and deliberately lowering my tolerance has been a blessing to my wallet

>>9689757
Do you remember doing all that?

>>9689877
It's winter soon, the window sill is cold enough to keep your beers and food.

>>9689956
Don’t remember a damn thing, but the whole town knows me, word gets around.

>>9689956
Australian. It was 33 degrees (91.4 fagenheit) today. Summer is a little over two weeks away.

>>9689968
Id move. Fuck that. I loathe hot weather.

>>9689977
I enjoy both sunny days so Australia is fine for me. I do like those cold winters you get in the Northern hemisphere though. Been to Japan and Cucknada in winter and both were lovely.

>>9689987
I’m in England and I despise the heat here. It’s normally mild, so absolutely nobody has aircon. As such when heat does hit, I want to destroy nations. Cool weather is delicious. Going CT during a heatwave may well end me.
Frozen af rn tho ;_; fapping for warmth

I have a can of jack and coke thats been sitting open for about 14 hours, will it be alright to drink?

>>9690040
Just drink it you poof.

>>9690040
Yes, unless flies or dust or mould is visibly floating on the surface.

>>9689909

Why does your boyfriend put up with you?

>>9689353
>Have been putting off washing up for days
>17 glasses and mugs, 8 plates, 2 bowls

Why am I such a lazy fuck? It will take 20 minutes max but I can't bring my lazy ass to actually wash up

drank so much last night that I blacked out. there's a pile of vomit on my floor that I stepped in when I woke up.

Why does rap music age so poorly?

>>9690383
Things that were never good tend to age poorly. No one ever starts liking rap older than a teenager. You like it because it's constantly shoved down the throat and marketed towards that demographic. As an adult with fully formed opinions and tastes you come back to it and realise there's nothing good about it.

I'm feeling it

>>9690388
You don't seem biased at all. Tell me, what's some of your favorite music?

>>9690410
Fuck, Lots of stuff. Springsteen, Smiths, Bowie, Beatles, Michael Jackson, Cure, Nirvana, Radiohead, Killers, Doors, Tool, Madonna, White Stripes, Creedence off the top of my head. I don't listen to a lot of new music.

I listened to a lot of rap in my teens but now it seems like shit. Public Enemy, Kanye, Eminem, Cypress Hill and Tupac still okay but for the most part I won't go out of my way to listen to it anymore. Even it comes up on shuffle I might skip.

>>9690425
So you have some of the most basic music tastes in the world and you're discrediting an entire genre of music?

>>9690461
Not the guy you're arguing with, but why on earth would having "basic" tastes (or not) have anything to do with whether or not it's acceptable to discredit an entire genre? Is it magically acceptable to discredit rap (or whatever else) if someone has extremely eclectic tastes?

alright friendos, the time has come once again.

time for a break. hopefully i can manage at least a month this time...

cheers me, soberanon, when you take your sweet sips of that devil's necture

>>9690461
Yes. So?

>>9690465
I would be much more accepting of one's opinion if it's shown they have a knowledge of the subject they're talking about.

For instance, if someone said that their favorite foods were chicken tenders and French fries and then they told me that all vegetables were bad because they didn't like broccoli, I'd think they were not worth listening to, much like the guy who only listens to dadrock and popular 90s music and then says an entire genre is bad.

To be honest I just got triggered and this ain't /mu/, thank you for your time.

>>9690488
Fucking faggot.

school in two hours. hungover as hell. vomit all over my apartment. now I remember why I don't drink

Is there any point in going to the bar alone if you can just drink on your own?

>>9690516
I had sex with a milf once

>>9690516
Nope, it's way cheaper and you can put on whatever entertainment you want.

>alarm set for 5am
>wake, alarm still going, 3pm
Fuck.

>>9690536
>Sleeping through 10 hours of the alarm beeping How fucking long did you sleep total? Are you a bear?

>>9690536
Britain?

>>9690517
was she an actual "milf" or just old and haggard?

>>9690569
the latter

She’s so beautiful and perfect in her wedding dress. I can’t stand it, when will the pain end

Have to read with one eye closed, one word at a time. Going blind, mang. Shit is really becoming a challenge.

>>9690516
I don't go to the bar to drink I go for atmosphere. Drink before hand so I'm already buzzed, only pay for 1- drinks at the bar, key is drink em slowly.
The places I go usually have live music or friendly crowds. I people watch mostly, sometimes try to strike a conversation, if I see some girls checking me out ill walk over and promptly spill some spaghetti.

If you need more I bring a flask and ask for a cup of water n either just take shots out back or in the bank. I walk or Uber home.

>>9689635
It all depends on how your body reacts to one unit of alcohol. when I taper, generally I go for one unit of alcohol per hour, then per hour and half, then 3 hours, then 5 hours, etc. As long as the sweats are stopped I know im going slow enough.

>>9690998
You need to get off the booze and on the shrooms laddie

>>9691051
Why shrooms? Really don’t like them... swore I’d never take psilocybin again after blacking out on 1 ounce 12 grams of Atlantis sclerotia. I’m totally out of control on that stuff.

>>9691073
They’re finding hopeful results on psilocybin and neurogenesis in clinical settings.

>>9691096
Didn’t know that, but fuck man, still not sure I’d take them, they’re too chaotic.

Shoenice is live-streaming on YouTube right now. God he looks old. Guess downing spirits every day isn’t good for you.

>>9691096
eating weird mushrooms you bought off the darknet in your mother's basement doesn't count as a clinical setting.

>>9691126
They were from https://www.wholecelium.com, cbf to pick libs. They didn’t help me at all though the 50 or so times I took them.
Incidentally, neither did dimethyltriptamine. Fucking great fun, but still nothing profound.
LSD on the other hand, that stopped me from craving booze for three solid days.

I don’t think psychedelics are a solution at all desu, I don’t imagine that having a shrink handy would have helped.

>>9690465
it is even more retarded to disregard hip hop if you have eclectic tastes, but being a basic bitch and pretending you know shit about hip hop is embarassing. You can say exactly the same about rock and pop, you've been forcefully spoonfed it from birth and that's why you liked it.

>>9691182
You sound 14. Why is your post so loaded with spite? Fucking hell. Is nowhere on 4chan safe from ranting brats?

>>9690516
>is there a point in trying to get laid

idk man only you can decide that for yourself

>>9691073
>after blacking out on 1 ounce 12 grams of Atlantis sclerotia

you're supposed to start with low doses and build up so you dont have god awful off-putting experiences the first time

>>9691246
Yeah I did. I only took 40g because I had a 3 day tolerance. Generally psilocybin is self-limiting, it simply wont work 2 days in a row. So I took 40g at once, and very soon thereafter blacked out hard. There were a thousand differ voices in my head and I didn’t know which was mine, then I regained consciousness some hours later.

>>9691260
>completely abuses and disrespects an incredibly potent psychadelic
>i dont like shrooms

>>9691278
I didn’t get anything out of small doses, so over the course of 1/4 century as a psychonaut, yeah I’ve had some intense experiences.
Why are you trying so hard to be inflammatory?

>>9691278
It’s “psychedelic”, btw. Please shoo before you irritate me, you clearly don’t know much about drugs.

>>9691111
>>9691146
You don't take them for the trip, you take them because they potentially revert brain damage.

>>9689581
>who else here /unshakeablesenseofregret/ about having turned to the bottle too early in time? it fucking eats at me. i would do damn near anything to go back to that juncture where i took the path of alcoholism, to complete my degree in fewer than 7 years, to give my brain half a chance to finish developing, to actually enjoy the most testosterone-ripe years of my life.
m8 r u me

Do you guys find yourself drinking more on the weekends or the weekdays?

>>9691385
Nah. If I’m conscious I’m drinking.

>>9691385
I'm usually too exhausted from weekday drinking to drink even more heavily on the weekends.

>>9691236
>Is there a point in public spaghetti spilling?

>>9691260
Isn't 40g really a lot for shrooms? Did you confuse dry/fresh shrooms or something?

>>9691432
if you want to get any pussy at all you're gonna have to nut up and be willing to spill some spaghetti

>>9691432
5g in Amsterdam is a “small” dose, 10 “average”, 20+ Is loony-tier. I only took so much because shrooms generally won’t work 2 days in a row. Would not repeat or recommend.

>>9690212

>We're all gonna make it
>Maybe
Who else here spleen area pains?

>>9691863
>puts up hand
Yeah was shown to be inflamed some years ago. MRI team said it should sort itself out it I stop drinking. Was maybe 3 yrs ago though and still drunk.

>>9691882
>MRI
*ultrasound I mean.

Guys I can’t take the heartburn. Omfg I will never buy that frosty jacks filth again. It’s all I’ve got atm and it’s pure acid. Having to drink acid when you have ferocious heartburn already, ooft.

Stopped drinking beer after 15 years. It's good - lost a lot of weight.... but I started to drink vodka... help.

Too many meetings this week so I couldn't get a day working at home. so I'm just drinking anyway

>>9689858
So far I still have my fiance left. The worst part is that she'll literally never leave me no matter how bad it gets and I'm just hurting the fuck out of her. I'll probably be the one to end it. I can't stand seeing her hurt.

>you will never enjoy responsibly

>>9691981

>even alcoholics still get people to love them
>even cunts, murderers, junkies, schizophrenics, psychotic people, homeless, jobless people still find love and reproduce

whoa

YO al/ck/

Looking to get an alcoholics perspective to get into the mind of my dad. He's not physically dependant on it but whenever he has a day off work and isn't kept busy all day by me or my mum he inevitably gets smashed from the morning onwards. He just lies or shuts down whenever we talk about it and refuses to get any outside help. A few questions;

Is it a low sense of self-worth that keeps you drinking?

Would a big family intervention have any sway on you whatsoever?

Any tips on helping him choose to stop?

Any hope for him at all? It’s been going on for around 20+ years now.

>>9689659
I am so happy lol

>>9692093
>Is it a low sense of self-worth that keeps you drinking?
No, just boredom and mild-moderate depression.

>Would a big family intervention have any sway on you whatsoever?
fuck no, I'd leave and buy a bottle of wine. I never drink wine but fucking hell that would be so creepy I'd need something weird to cope.

>Any tips on helping him choose to stop?
Start drinking heavily. If he cares at all he'll realise he's setting a shitty example and stop. Either that or you'll become drinking buddies, so it's a win-win.

>Any hope for him at all? It’s been going on for around 20+ years now.
Probably not. His innards and mind are fucked even if he doesn't get the tremors if he goes without.

Any way to avoid the bloating from beer?

>>9692127
switch to something else

>>9691896
Try taking bicarb soda. Or mixing it in the booze, it'll taste like crap but won't be as acid.

>>9692093
I'm a year dry. Vaping pot to maintain "sobriety".
>Is it a low sense of self-worth that keeps you drinking?
For me, just alcoholism. I drank to stop withdrawals. Idk what makes me fall of the wagon, boredom and anxiety probably.
>Would a big family intervention have any sway on you whatsoever?
Lol no. But I'm not a family man.
>Any tips on helping him choose to stop?
Ask alanon. They are for families of alcoholics and will be of better help than us I guess.
>Any hope for him at all? It’s been going on for around 20+ years now.
Yeah, maybe. It'll be hard, it'll be long, but there is a way out.

>>9690461
The fact that someone with (I agree) "basic" taste in music sees that rap is mostly shit is even more reason to believe it's mostly shit. You don't need to be sophisticated or knowledgeable to hear that rap isn't good.

>>9692156
>>9692122
Thank you for your input lads. Still gonna go ahead with the intervention as why the fuck not, nothing else has worked. I would actually start drinking like him too see whether it had an affect but I wouldn't make my mum put up with two drunks in the house

>>9692268
>Still gonna go ahead with the intervention as why the fuck not

Because it's a mental idea that never works

>>9692274
I'm not getting people over to rag on him, just all ask that he makes a doctors appointment or goes to an AA meeting or something. Would it do any harm? I'm not expecting him to suddenly change his ways, half the reason I'm doing it is because he's gonna hate it and the threat of more of these might get him tone it down.

>>9692304
>Would it do any harm?

It'll make him buy a litre of vodka and chug it because everyone he knows sat around and called him shit

>>9692193

if you knew anything about art or music at all you wouldn't say that, you'd be aware that your preferences for certain sounds and notes and subjects and rhythms and formats and timbres and etc are formed by circumstance and the narratives given by culture at large, where you compare your (((identity))) against what is acceptable for that identity.

you don't have the capacity to say if something is good or bad. how about you just settle down and stick to whether or not you like it? that's within your reach. probably. there's a significant amount of people who don't even know how to tell if they like or dislike something.

>>9692093
>Is it a low sense of self-worth that keeps you drinking?
More like a low sense of worth of existence in general, I'm just a little part in the shit show and no worse than most. Better than most probably because I do less harm.

>Would a big family intervention have any sway on you whatsoever?
Would make me tell them to fuck off.

>Any tips on helping him choose to stop?
The reason I started cutting down was my physical health. I was just tired of feeling terrible all the time. People telling me I drink too much didn't have much effect before hand, I scared myself straight.

>Any hope for him at all? It’s been going on for around 20+ years now.
Could be, when he has some sort of change of mind himself. My dad's the same way, he's either constantly working or he starts drinking in the morning and goes all day.

Is your dad a cunt? That's an important factor. If he's a tolerable happy drunk I would just accept what he's doing to himself like you would with a smoker, but if he's a cunt and not willing to change the only real solution is to cut him loose.

>>9692304
>AA
They tend to suck. It even makes some want to get drunk to forget about their first meeting.
It works for some other, it wouldn't be so well known otherwise, but they're not the only group or program out there. Make sure you point that out during your intervention.

>>9692310
>>9692362
Alright, I'm gonna put a hold on it for now. It's just because I thought we needed a change, it's been just two of us trying to convince him for a long time now. It's just water off a ducks back now when we talk to him.

>>9692360
Wouldn't say a cunt, most of the time he is just very childish and annoying. It could definitely be worse.

>>9692362
I love AA, not much of a 12 stepper, but I believe the meetings help me stay sober. That being said, I agree with this guy.

If you're forcing your dad to AA, he'll probably have a miserable time. If you mention it's your first time some old timers can kind of go overboard talking about their experiences and how they view the group, etc. It's a fantastic resource if you actually believe you have a problem and want help.

>>9690388
I'm a classically trained musician and found appreciation for rap after 25

Never liked it when I was younger

For me I was quite elitist or dismissive of certain music or genres as a teen/young adult

As I've grown up and matured I've realised there is good music anywhere you look, and even basic stuff can be enjoyed for what it is

>>9692360
>Is your dad a cunt? That's an important factor.
It is. My dad drinks too much, but he's literally the least judgmental, nicest type of guy. Always has a good attitude basically. So my mom learned to live with it. It's still bad for him, but at least he's not an asshole.

still hungover from drinking 7am-2pm yesterday

9am the following day and im still throwing up

why do I have no self control to stop when I'm already drinking

it's like no matter how much I drink I feel it's not enough and that I'm still quite sober, but then in retrospect I can see I was extremely drunk

>>9692436
I heard some groups are all about Jesus, some other are OK with your higher power being a door knob or the group itself.
So if a group suck, try another meeting in the same town.

>>9692513
That's part of being an alcoholic. AA says the easiest glass to avoid is the first one (I'm not sure about the formulation). As dumb as it sound, it's true : for us, it's near impossible to not have another one once you're tipsy or drunk, but it is relatively easy when you're sober.

>>9692551
>AA says the easiest glass to avoid is the first one (I'm not sure about the formulation
While that may be true, the most satisfying feeling is the sensation of having the first one, and then washing the glass and going to bed (or whatever else you were going to do)

>>9692556
Unless you have the powerdrunk sleeper agent gene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6WQEGULvH8

>tfw can't drink
Never have I ever wanted to die more in my life.

>>9692513
I'm the same way when I drink, though I'm not an alcoholic. If I stop at one drink it's only because outside circumstances force me to. I try not to drink much any more.

>>9692716
Drinking is a choice

So is sobriety

Choose right

>>9692735
Choice is scientifically proven to be fiction.

>>9692716
Why can't you drink, anon?

>>9692789
nah, choice is choice

god sed so

>tfw ran into a retired navy captain while i was out buying beer
>was wearing my own HMCS hat
im pretty sure he lives in my building too, im positive i saw a car with a bunch of officer shit in the back window when i took out the trash once

>>9689369
two bottles of Black Bull and a strange electro-statically closed plastic bag of oreos

i already feel sick. oreos were a mistake

>>9692802
Did he also say Cardassians probably poisoned your beverage?

time to drink beer and listen to death grips and kill myself just like every other other day

anyone have a power ranking for these?

this is the favorite one of the ones I've tried

>>9692879
theyre all shit

>>9692879
strawberry is #1

>>9692902

we all can't have craft beer or whatever you drink fagit

>>9692879
>>9692918
Just get some watermelon steel reserve: alloy desu

>>9692918
i drink 40s of nigger beer i get at the local arab-russian owned depanneur

like, its arabs, but the older ones speak russian cuz theyre from the cold war

it might be hipster but at least its not bid light lime lime-a-rita

nigga just get proper beer and some ginger ale if you need to sweten your beer. lemon-lime soda like 7-up is also a noted way to make a proper refreshing drank

>go to walmart
>buy 3 24packs
>3 handles of popov
>2 handles of R&R
>cashier says "having a party?"
>I said "no It's for thanksgiving"
>It's actually all for me, I don't even have a thanksgiving or go anywhere on thanksgiving
>"wow you guys drink a lot hah..."
>feel like scum now

seriously beer+ginger ale is basically the western equivalent of a kalimoxto or hwoever you spell it

>>9692934
cashiers have no place telling someone off for their lifestyle

theyre fucking cashiers. if they had all the answers they wouldnt be a fucking cashier

>>9692934
>cashier says "having a party?"
Holy fuck I hate this loaded question.

>>9692934
when people ask what the booze is for I tell them to mind their own business

usually they never ask or try to make small talk, i think its obvious im an arsehole who doesnt want to talk

>>9692934
That's why you avoid anywhere other than a proper liquor outlet. The people there are trained to mind their own business and not comment. You could get fifty bottles of vodka and they wouldn't bat an eye.

>>9692946

>>9692950
I know, I usually go to a arab owned liquor store that is closer to my house. The guy never talks to me, Or asks me for my license over and over again so I prefer it. But It's expensive, Walmart is 14 a handle for popov and the liquor store is 18

>>9692964
>buying liquor at walmart
what state do you live in

>>9692791
After a very drunken night my boyfriend convinced me I'd be more willing to live if I had a baby. So I'm waiting on that now.

>>9693041
You fell for that? RIP.

>>9692964
>14 a handle for popov
Shouldn't that shit be like $11? You must live in a state with both high liquor tax and liquor in walmarts. California?

>>9693041
whats it like knowing that your life is basically a Killers song

>>9692998
Michigan

>>9693055

see
>>9693100

I've lived here my whole life so idk what the prices are in other states

ive grown to hate everything i used to enjoy. time to buy a gun, y/n?

>>9692934
>cashier says "having a party?"
>No. I'll be drinking by myself this week.
>Oh...
Now who's embarrassed, bitch?

>>9693041
That's retarded. Don't make a fetal alcohol spectrum disorders baby. Don't be an alkie mother.
What kind of twisted sadistic mind want to torture a kid like that?

>>9693134
>No. I'll be drinking by myself this week.

kek, Your right.

I'm going to say that next time

>>9689877
Wtf? Just turn it off, let the ice melt then pour out the water, are you retarded?

>>9693041
I hope you and the child die during your pregnancy to be honest.

Dysfunctional breeders are the worst.

I hope your boyfriend dies as well.

>>9693190
youre not wrong but ive never had an apartment, not even growing up, where this was remotely feasible without a whole lot of trouble moving the fridge out of the way

de-icing anything but a minifridge is a horrible process that requires at least twelve CCs of elbow grease

>>9693134
I'm not drinking. hence
>tfw can't drink
>>9693070
There are worst songs it could be I suppose.
>>9693197
At least I get to breed kek

>>9693190
Clearly someone that's never defrosted one.

>>9693220
Getting pregnant isn’t an achievement for a drunken whore. It’s what your kind does mostly by accident.

>>9693234
Biologically it's your only reason for existing, really. Don't be so upset you haven't passed on your genes, you can at least raise your wife's kids like your own.

>>9693256
Passing on your genes is more a disservice to the rest of the world than anything else. It's like a less classy way of shitting your pants in public.

>>9693256
>biology is teleological

You’re too dumb for the argument you’re trying to use.

Abort while you still can.

>>9693297
>>9693274

Nah I'll make your taxes pay for it kek

>>9693339
>implying I have any taxable income
Do poorfags really do this?

>>9693353
Yes it's called welfare, and every year a family on welfare has another baby, they get a money boost for that year. A lot of welfare queens which actually have babies yearly just for that bonus.

>>9693339
Nice try sweetie, I'm on neetbux, so your subservient beta boyfriend can pay for us both. The difference is that I don't have to spread my legs and get a parasite put in me for the privilege like an offspring vending machine.

I live in a big apartment building in a canadian city. If I shoot my BB gun in the alley while drinking a 40, will I get arrested?

Drinking some bud watching that new dahmer documentary. It’s making me hungry so I’ll probably cook up some shrimp scampi soon

>>9693365
In America you’d get shot by the police

>>9693406
Not everyone is black.

>>9693406
NEET lives matter

>>9693404
Where’s it on? Sounds intredasty

>>9693432
Oxygen. If you have xfinty look it up by going to “network”. In the network it will be listed under the “special” category. Other wise it will take a while to find it by title.

>>9693427
good post

>>9689379
how are you using it? I hear it's best used an hour before you would normally drink, and not to take first thing in the day like idiot american doctors prescribe

Hurr I'm a neck beard and I drink an IPA while I play Dungeons and Dragons with my dad, am I liek u guies?

>>9693533
That sounds comfy as fuck, don’t take it for granted, anon.

Also no, and that’s a good thing.

>>9693256
There is a good chance your kids will be fucked up. The kid didn't ask to be born to an /al/ckie mother and will have a very tough life growing up. and for what to fulfill some "drive" to reproduce. if you had bad parents and you turned out an al/ck/ imagine how terrible your spawn will have it. have some fucking empathy

>>9691923
I did this- once i switched to vodka, i was drunk more often and drinking more alcohol in general than when i drank beer. Only quit because my dad noticed and I couldnt stand that disappointed look he gave me

>>9689353
doing well with minimal to no drinking during the week. last week i had 3 beers from mon to thursday.

Need to stop trying to make up for it on the weekend though. when the regularity of drinking gets more spaced out the damn hangovers come back.

I drink every night. 3-6 beers every night. How long until I am physically addicted and might die from withdrawals?

>>9693648
Now

>>9692093
Former alc here

Not really, i just fucking love the feeling of being drunk

In truth, id feel ashamed, which would probably make me reach for a bottle, but if it was followed with love (like they always say to) it probably wouldve helped

Raw stats of "this many people die and get x or y disease" will not help. Find something he cares about and show how alcoholism hurts it. Ultimately, its a habit he has to fight himself and find the reason to continue fighting

at 20+ years, youre dealing with a lot of momentum. at that point, intervention+support+no alcohol allowed in the home is the best bet, but hes got to find a reason

>>9693130
no
its time to quit

Im m and im an alcoholic. 8 hors since my last drink. Apologies fot the narcissism but im detoxing and dont know where elese to go. Sorry anxious and confused.

>>9693687
how bad are you anon? no reason for shame. weve all been there.

>>9693687
It's gonna be a hard fight but the reward will be worth it, brother. Stay strong and drink plenty of water.

>>9693648

You can quit tomorrow without so much as a headache.

I'd say you're in the gray and this 3-6 thing can go either way over the next few years.

If you don't want to be an alcy then you had better start taking 2-3 days off from drinking a week. if you can't do that then take 1-2. But you need to put speedbumps into your week for sure.

and don't you dare touch liquor ever. Not drinking liquor is why I am still functioning.

Careful with 8+% beers or slowly upping your percentage.

>>9693687
Always taper

>>9693709
>don't you dare touch liquor ever

Yeah. I tried. Ended up puking the next morning several times and went back to beer. I usually have 2 days a week where I only drink 1 or 2 beers. Thanks for the advice

>>9693648
thats how i started
amped up into higher abv DIPAs, next thing i knew i was crushing 12 a night and minor wd on sunday/monday

>>9693698
Had 4 weeks up sober. Coming of 10 day binge atm. Fuck man 14 empty bottles under bed. Can't keep doing this to myself.

>>9693712
I cant taper. Soon as that shit touches my lips i literally lose my mind

>>9693740
How long did you drink 3-6/night?

>>9693744

After a bad binge is a really great time to quit.
You wake up realizing you've just burned an entire weekend in a half-numb, barely-alive state. Your place is a mess. There's a fucking half eaten steak sitting in the fridge without foil that you don't even remember. Your head is killing you and you want to puke while you pour out the half-drunk last beer you had.

That feeling is so rank and awful it will actually give you momentum to not drink. The first day waking up sober after a binge you feel like a new person.

>>9691385

Weekdays. I only drink make it through work. Weekends I just do cocaine.

>>9693764
Yep feeling pretty rotten bro.

>>9692093

I'm going to sound like a complete cunt but let the man enjoy his drink. Life most likely didn't pan out the way he hoped but the alcohol keeps the existential dread away.

>>9693779

Stay focused man, you can get two or three days under your belt if you leave the bottles under your bed. Before you go buy more to drink have a look at them. Ask yourself if that's what you want to repeat.

>>9693041

The baby doesn't deserve that shit. Life is a big enough pain without being born to dysfunctional family.

>>9693758
bout 2 years with binges during the weekend.

pay attention to your hangovers. when they start to change from a headache and nausea to crushing anxiety and a sense of looming doom, youve crossed the threshhold.

i never got bad shakes because i was/am a mostly a beer alc, but you will feel shakey. like your hands may look still but they feel weak etc.

>>9693373

Not if you're a shitskin and happen to live in Brampton.

>>9693474
I take it every day or double dose every two days. Reason is i crave alcohol like a bitch otherwise. That hour before works for pharmalogical extinction i.e. the sinclait method supposedly. I just take it all the time to be safe.

>>9693782
The same probably goes for anon and his mom, so why should they be the ones babysitting a drunk?

People who start families have responsibilities.

I only really drink because when I’m alone I’m depressed and bored. When I’m in a relationship I have lessened desire for alcohol. I can’t establish a relationship for whatever reason

>>9693804
Thanks man. Its funny where we find comfort. Thanks for being you. people like you is what the world needs

>>9693825
Thanks

I finished my last bottle of vodka and now I have no alcohol left in the house.

What should I buy next?

>>9693836
Probably because they can see your needy ass coming from a mile away and sense that you aren’t interested in them as a person but as a generic pet to keep your boredom at bay.

>>9693852
case of beer #taperboyz2018

>>9693852
yep taper.

i hate that fucking second drunk after a good first drunk. all the energy and fun is gone and replaced with shitty thoughts, self loathing and shitty sleep

>>9693856
Probably

>bought some 120proof
>too strong for me to comfortably drink
>have to mix it with this sugary as fuck 40proof to make it drinkable
>just feel sick
how the fuck and why the fuck do people drink everclear

>>9693631
Good job bro

>>9693873
thanks man, working out helps because im tired at the end of the day

>>9693870
You're literally not supposed to drink it straight. It says so on the fucking bottle. It's a mixer, the only thing it's good for is making jungle juice.

>>9693868
Maybe you can find someone in the same predicament though. Plenty of people are in relationships simply because they can’t stand being alone with themselves I believe.

>>9693870
Simply dilute it with water or ice, retard :^)

>>9693881
>>9693870
i did a few shots of everclear staight once in college on an empty stomach. proceded to go on a drunk run around a nearby lake, my friend fell down a hill, while others intentionally and creepily complemented peoples dogs .ran into a teacher who looked at us like we were retarded. pushed my friend down a slide on his longboard and sent him flying while nearby families watched. apparently this playground had an attendant and we were firmly asked to leave.

good times

>>9692093
How much does he drink?

>>9692934
>deliberately go to register with the cutest grill
>she asks "having a party?"
>say yeah
>make small talk
>say "if you get a minute you should come" then get her #
>????????
>increase your odds of having sex to a nonzero value

>>9693757
What if you only buy light beer? That's basically a mandatory taper.

>>9693927
My bro wont let me drink. Live with him gotta sneak it in and hide it.
Hes a bro thou. He left a bud on my wallet with a note. 'Smoke this you faggot". Never been a pot head but it makes detox easier. Stopped me going to bye voddy.

>>9693197
E D G Y
D
G
Y

4 beers tonight
3 beers tomorrow night
2 beers the next
1 beer to top it off

It's quittin' time boys, holiday style.

can someone clarify how to avoid having an azetropic mixture of ethonal-water?
is freeze distilation enough

>>9693994
That's nice of him, but he should know the dangers of going cold turkey. He probably doesn't want you dead. What kind of daily dose were you on?

>>9694031
>ethonal
go to bed

>>9694035
750ml to alitre. Vodka. I've cold turkey dozens of times. Well weed isnt cold turkey.
Ya never get used to it. You know what to expect but good lord its horrifying

I need this to stop. Nobody should suffer this much.

>>9694079
That's well into the danger zone to quit cold turkey. Also, it can get worse every time (kindling).

Be careful mate, you're probably giving yourself brain damage.

>>9693997
>being against child abuse is edgy

>>9694098
look into meds. go to a doctor if you can.

>>9694217
>advocating the death of people who havent done anything wrong yet isn't edgy
>advocating the death of a dude who simply stated the fact that women are happier when they're cooing babies and not getting shitfaced

have a (You)

>>9694024

Do 4,3,2,2,1

that ads up to 12 and is more realistic.

I can get through a quarter bottle of spirits (200ml) on any given night. I have insomnia and just keep sipping at the bottle until I fall asleep.

What stage, if any, of alcoholism would you call this and what should I do to avoid making my life horrible?

>>9694207
Yeah it doesn't get better. Only smoke weed to send my anxiety through the roof. That way i am too paranoid to go and buy grog.

>>9694288
>smoke weed to send my anxiety through the roof. That way i am too paranoid to go and buy grog.
bold but respectable move. how do you cope with the rest of life though? for me the anxiety about who i am as a person is unbearable, hence alcohol

>>9694271
Yuh there bud. Quit now. I would not wish this on anyone

If I had a drink for every time I regret not applying myself aethetically in highschool and college, I'd be drunk.

Which i am. Fuck why didn't I care? Why was I so content with doing nothing?

>>9694294

you're self medicating. almost all alcoholics are.

>>9694271
if you're using the stuff as an insomnia cure you might have better options. Kava is a decent alternative and some people have success with valerian root, melatonin, benadryl and heavy exercise
when it comes to avoiding fucking your shit up, you will learn with time which drinking patterns cause you to make mistakes in work, school, family life, with friends etc. and you know yourself better than anyone here

>>9694294
I dont. The anxiety i can live with. Physical detox sux. Weed makes me hungry and the shakes are halved. Yeah it aint perfect. But it stops me going and buying alcohol.

These threads make me cry

>>9694326
Are you the source for the Coors Light brewery?

>>9694306
Llol im a pretty smart guy. Until alcohol touches my lips

>>9694306

"I'm drunk because I feel like a loser because I drink all the time because I feel like a loser all the time because I drink all the time because I feel like...."

you're coping with feeling like a failure by drinking and it's making you feel like more of a failure.

I've been doing this since I dropped out of college. A few weeks ago I talked to my dad about how I always wanted to make him proud and how I'm sorry I've let him down. We talked it out man, it was good shit. He knows I didn't mean to disappoint anyone and that I tried and came up short. I've been having more success not drinking than ever. Just have to keep reminding myself I'm not a "loser," just have to remember that failing to achieve x,y, or z does not mean I no longer have a right to exist on the planet and should hide in shame from the world.

I'm not saying you got problems with your old man but you need to figure out whoever or whatever it is you got problems with (its NOT you).

Nobody is so uniquely awful that they get condemned by the universe to a dark corner where they wither away. I mean maybe except mass murderers or something but fuck what have you done that's so horrible?

>>9694306
>tfw couldve spent your time and energy getting ripped as fuck but didnt

>>9694330
Same. Then i become grumpy asshole the destroyer of fun. Unless I'm having fun already.

>>9694337
Fuck man that hit too close to home. Inkinda blame my dad because he wasnt a stern man. He didn't give me the swift kick in the ass that I needed. As long as i was happy, he was. But my happiness was just an escape from a life that I wish I had done more in.

Fuck its like the ending of Schindler's List. I could've done more...so much more. And now my little brother is a varsity football stud at highschool, a place where I put aside bascially everything for "grades" aka "I'm lazy". I did get good grades but fuck do I feel some bad regret.

Cam't blame dad. His dad forced him to play sports and beat him badly. He didn't want to be that dad. But it was just too fucking hands off with me. There was a lot more involvement with my brother. Fuck it who's cutting onions.

>>9694337
>Just have to keep reminding myself I'm not a "loser,"

no reason to be perpetually trying to escape the label of "loser" or "failure" since they're subjective to begin with
just remember we're a bunch of monkeys on a rock flying through space. Who cares if you fail at some things, just be the best you can be

>tfw come to the alcohol thread for fun talk about our favorite drinks
>Instead get a bunch of actual alcoholics who are ruining their lives

>>9694362
If drinking srill fun, your in the wrong thred.

>only dedicated alcohol thread on 4chan
>sad alcoholics have a monopoly on it over fun drunks, casual drinkers and general shitposters

no shit life is depressing, we come to this website to escape the sad cunt nature of life
might as well take a shot to your favorite song and refuse to care anymore

>>9694362
You're late to the party, is all.

>>9694406
Genuinely don’t know what you’re trying to say.

>>9694237
>suggesting creating an actual human being as a quick fix to make a dysfunctional suicidal drunken whore feel a bit better
>actually subjecting your own offspring to this experiment

Death may be too good for these types of people.

>>9694406
Beer, liquor and wine can also have their own threads. Thisbis its own thing.

>>9694422
Ditto.
I come here when i feel shit and there is always one anon who makes me feeled loved. Thank the lord for 4chan. Cause the devil is about to make it illegal

>>9694432
>as a quick fix

it's a more permanent fix and would give the woman's life a shitload more purpose than getting drunk. Depends how far gone she already is. If she's broken to begin with there's not a good chance she'll ever really get better

>>9694422
sadposting is gay
embrace death and the futility of life and seize the moment

>>9694462
Still don’t know wtf you’re proposing.
I’m in withdrawal, in screaming pain and terrifying anxiety, throwing up and bleeding. What exactly do I do right now to achieve whatever it is you’re suggesting?

>>9694456
> If she's broken to begin with there's not a good chance she'll ever really get better
Exactly, which is why it’s highly immoral to spawn an innocent child into this situation.

Life is hard and risky enough already with good loving well adjusted people. Starting out with such shitty people and then going ‘well this baby didn’t work, now we are three miserable cunts’ isn’t a risk you should be willing to take with a child’s life.

It’s people like this who keep a perpetual cycle of suffering going. If you’re a broken person at least have the decency to not spread your misery.

>>9694487
Top shelf post

>>9694480
since this is the alcohol thread id recommend taking a drink and doing something fun
but since you went so hard during the "fun" stage and are now suffering the consequences there's probably not much you can do. You could write an entire blog post on dealing with anxiety and rehydrating. The bleeding though, if that's internal you should probably see a doctor, if not then get some gauze and just hold pressure to the site. im not a miracle worker, just suggesting that people enjoy things when it's possible

I don't want to "define" it. I come here to talk about drinking things without judgement. Got no friends, got no family, won't go to AA (I went once, so don't tell me to try it), don't go to bars. I just sit and home and drink and sometimes like to listen and talk to people who get it. Like many of you, this is about all I have left.

>>9694522
based on all your posts you obviously have no idea what withdrawal is like. youre still in the new stages of drinking where there are very tiny consequences. please, leave the guy alone and focus on your drink.

>>9694536
Hey man in all honesty like us alkos need to move forward. I found a bottle and am now drinking. Ck on 4chan. Sorry everyone. Stay strong mate if i triggered anyone i will literally die a million tortures if you ever pick up the bottle

>>9694551
i know it can cause delirium tremens and death, a truly shitty death. Sucks he brought that onto himself and i wish him the best, but death is really inevitable and might bring him some release
doesnt change the fact that sadposting needs to be balanced out with some occasional fun/shitposting

>>9694480
Dude just have a shot and get #litty lmao lighten up man

What am i in for?

I usually only drink rose or moscato but im broke as fuck right now.

>>9694599

Shit hangover. If you're a yuropoor why not just get some cider like a proper geeze? What are you some southern fairy?

This may be the greatest beer ive ever had

This is anon from last night who dropped from 6ft 160lbs to 138lbs and almost died after 7 days of drinking and no eating. Starting to feel better and better. Only 37 minutes until all the liquor stores are closed and I’m safe for another night.

>>9694629
Stay busy tomorrow as well.

>>9694629
Oh I bought a bloomin onion from Outback Steakhouse To Go today. It was delicious. Packin’ on them pounds! I also ate an entire large jar of peanuts. 36 servings of 160 calories each. My shits are gonna be wild tomorrow

>>9694629

Damn, how fucking yellow were you?

>>9694629
Make a cup of tea bro. 37 min is sn eternity in detox.

>>9693041

I had a baby this past year. She's 8 months and even though I love her so much it only took a month for me to start drinking again.

I guess at least I proved to myself I can stop drinking to protect an innocent life growing inside of me. So yeah that isn't a real solution.

Had a bottle of Bombay and currently eight Yuengling in the last two nights, gotta get on a flight in like six hours, meh. Probably have two more and leave the last two for the morning. I'm in for lots of naps and maybe an early morning airport bar drink.

>>9694599
never tried that type before but i tried some red wine from them. you have to mix that shit to make it drinkable. its good after you are already drunk assuming you drink liquor. they also dont mention alcohol percentage or proof.

>>9694633
I will

>>9694637
Notyellow that I noticed. My finger nails were GLOWING white though which they say is a symptom of liver failure.

>>9694638

I’m in bed just listening to MSNBC flip their shit over such and such, I like watching them meltdown. I was stocked up on Gatorade but went through em all already

>>9694574
You didn't put me here. I picked up the bottle long before I (or you) was here. I'm just glad this is here.

>>9694656
>they also dont mention alcohol percentage or proof

is that even legal

>>9694642
You know something fucked up? Lot's of withdrawal emergencies happen when people board international flights that don't serve alcohol. They just thought they could drink on the flight to keep their wd's away, but not all international flights serve booze. Imagine how bad that would fucking suck!!

>>9694680
i think so a quick google search says "Wine under 14% abv doesn't require it to be on the label in the US."

got arrested lol

>tfw got arrested for walking around with a bb gun
should i just pay the ticket, or pay the ticket and cry a bunch about how the cops only ever hurt people and don't protect them?

they seized my rifle, but mysteriously, not the optic. i dont care about my life either, i hate everything, this is just more fuel for the fire of depression, i only havent killed myself out of fear of pain

>>9694835
dont pay the ticket. what ticket? bb guns arent illegal.

>>9694885
walking down the street with one is disturbing the peace or whatever

exact text on it is, translated poorly, so not exact text, is,
"Being in possession of a firearm(pistol) at will on a way[as in, "parkway" or "driveway" etc] or public place"

its not a pistol but the charge is clear; having a gun in a public place. it's not a real gun but the firearms act makes it so things that look like guns used in other crimes count as guns and whine "having a scary thing" is not a crime in itself only a madman of a judge would side me rather than the local gendarmarie

>>9694898
>>9694898
>>9694898
>>9694898
>>9694898

you got yourself into a real pickle, sonny. my advice? drink more. problems just float away in the breeze with alcohol.

>>9694917
im lucky i left booze in reserve desu

i screwed the ticket to my wall but 2bh i dont care beyond the loss of the rifle and pellets

im thinking, if they come for me, i'll put a knife to my neck. its a bigger threat to them than to me

>>9689353
What does grog taste like? Been playing Shadow of War and I'm now curious about it.

Pinkskins need not apply

im tempted to go find a cruiser and bash it up just so they open fire

life isnt worth it anymore

>>9694924
what if they shoot you to save your life?

>>9694945

what do you find is the easiest alcoholic drink to down constantly 24/7

>>9695079
beer

4 months sober, finally broke down and drank a bottle of wine

ahh i missed this feeling

>>9695079
Wild Turkey and Coke Zero

>>9695096
dont let it snowball.

>>9695108
ill try, but it's so boring being sober

>>9695094
you don't find it bloats and dehydrates you?

I get pretty bad hangovers from beer

>>9695107
>drinking coke 24/7
hmm

>>9695125
>drinking coke 24/7
>hmm

So what nigger?
You're talking about drinking alcohol 24/7 and worried about soda? Fucking dickhead

someone already made a new thread so lets go there and let this one die

>>9695130

>>9695130

>>9695079
ice-cold white wine

>>9694690
>going into DTs over the pacific

Jesus Christ

>>9694932
Like hot citrusy rum water, so good

>>9695079
Vodka and sparkly mineral water