/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9684257
I think this is the most extreme case of undue generalizing I've seen.

>Picky Eaters General

GTFO

Stop being 12.

Protip: If you cook seafood it stops being slimy.

>>9684257
>How can anyone stand vagina?
>It always tastes gross as fuck and it's slimy in your mouth.
>Not to mention it looks fucking gnarled like an alien I don't wanna put that shit near my mouth.

this is why I don't eat girls out

>>9684291
Faggot detected

>>9684299
>eating women out
soyboy alert!

>>9684299
vaginas are made for penises and not mouths

>>9684299
>I want oralpharyngeal cancer

>>9684291
>How can anyone stand literal shit?
>It always tastes gross as fuck and it's slimy in your mouth.
>not to mention it looks fucking gnarled like an alien I don't wanna put that shit near my mouth.

This is why I don't eat shit.

>>9684299
>he would rather put his mouth on a vagina than his penis

>>9684306
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>>9684324
Virgin samefag detected

The only people who don't enjoy giving and receiving oral sex are virgins or asexual. And if you're afraid of vaginas, then add faggot to that as well. Seriously, you people don't know what fun sex is at all.

>>9684373
>Virgin samefag detected
>The only people who don't enjoy giving rimjobs and receiving scat are virgins or asexual. And if you're afraid of buttholes, then add faggot to that as well. Seriously, you people don't know what fun sex is at all.

>>9684396
How many times are you going to use that same image tonight, faggot?

>>9684396
>tfw no cute girlfriend to give you enemas and do other assorted buttstuff with

>>9684400
That was my first time using it. I forget which thread I got it from.

>>9684400
As many times as he's going to say "soyboy"

>>9684407
You got it from the "I'm a huge faggot" thread.

>>9684413
Yeah were you the OP?

>>9684422
>I'm rubber, you're glue!
Does your mommy know you're on the computer this late?

>>9684428
Does your mother know you slobber up roastie meatflaps like you're trying to suck the period right out of it?

>>9684443
>thinking I'd be offended by that
Dude, I've eaten more hair pie while having my dick sucked than you can imagine. And I (not literally) couldn't give a fuck. It's all good.

>>9684458
Salty milk and coins.

>Period don't stop nothing but a sentence, girl ;)

>>9684257
Seafoods have been the foods of kings for millenia. And for good reason - their tender savoury flesh complements and absorbs a wide range of flavours; the range of textures from chewy to butter-soft provides cooks with a grand palette to relish any meal.

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>>9684407
>Two teenage dorks fighting over whether or not girls are gross or hot.
Never change 4chan. Never change.

>>9684522
Kings have been disgusting fucks for millenias too, so it's only fitting they'd eat disgusting sea-slop.
???

>consuming sea bugs that literally eat garbage and shit
>pretending it has any taste without butter
Why

Crab is fucking delicious and I will fight you about it

>>9684257
Pan-fried or smoked Fish is delicious and very healthy. Just see it as a sort of medicine. I don't like the taste of green tea i drink it because it is healthy.

I wouldn't eat a lobster out of sheer respect for how fucking old they can get.

Other sea critters except fish are gross i agree. They eat the garbage that drops to the sea floor and look like alien monsters.

>>9684271
agreed

>slimy
Spoken like a flyover who doesn't eat seafood other than expired fish sticks.