/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Did that really happen? Be honest.

>>9683769
I hope this is true so you can regret it later.

My gf can't cook and it's a damn hassle. I don't blame you for bailing, provided your story isn't bullshit.

>>9683775
Yeah it was earlier tonight. Came home and played Disgaea 5 on Switch. Was I supposed to get invested in some whore who takes pride in being worthless. The smugness about it was what got me.

>>9683781
Name one reason I'd regret it. Maybe if I was really lucky she couldnt wipe her own ass either? I go out with different women all the time. Its no loss when youre not an ugly faggot

There's pretty much never a good reason to just get up and walk out on a date. It's rude.

>>9683769
how do i unsubcribe from your blog

>>9683786
Not necessarily, but some guys would ride it out in order to get laid. That's a personal decision. As long as you're happy with the way things ended that's all that matters.

>>9683769
Why cook when you can eat panera?

>walking out
>Not using that opportunity to get a cute gf/bf who can't cook, so you can teach them how while making delicious food for them, and eventually get them involved in the holy of cooking as an art, instead of a political ideology
Lol @ you for having a failed love life, and autistic levels of standards

>>9683833
Yeah its totally autistic to expect a woman to cook. I'm the first guy in history who has wanted this. Whatever you say, soy boy.

>>9683849
It's autistic to want to teach somebody to have a hobby and passion for something? Or to cook for somebody?
Lol enjoy being single you autistic retard

>leaving without a word
beta. should have ridiculed her then and there. make her feel bad about being useless millennial stereotype.

>>9683769
>don't believe first line
>second line obviously lies
stopped reading and don't see what this has to do with food and cooking

>>9683781
found the smug roastie

>>9683853
>im not autistic you are
Fucking choice argument my man. If you want some prissy cunt that you need to treat like a child while simultaneously entertaining her talk about feminism and independence, kill yourself/be my guest. I'll take a woman that is an actual human being instead and also not a fucking millennial shitstain.

You ooze virgin.
>Inb4 I'm not a virgin you are.

>>9683769
>Women should cook
Out of all the stupid things women are doing now, this is the only one I agree with
Women are horrible cooks, and shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen

>>9683853
Did you even read the first post?

>>9683876
not so fast. my maternal grandmother was a great cook. scratch cooking. expert with seasonings. many recipes committed to memory.

>>9683876
didn't used to be like that

>>9683769
Can you imagine simply getting up and walking away without a word just because you dislike how they live their life?

You were probably repulsed because you think her not cooking is some kind of feminist political statement when in reality, she's just making light of her flaws, as a person with good humor should do.
I doubt you're a man of zero flaws, you're thoroughly autistic, so I'm glad you just abruptly left, that girl deserves better.

Lots of bitter women on Saturday night

>>9683894
>Can you imagine simply getting up and walking away without a word just because you dislike how they live their life?
Its a fucking date to assess compatability not an AA meeting. Do you know the point of a date you shut in faggot? Im losing my patience with you fucking clueless nu males. Im not obligated to make her feel good. If I'm not interested than fuck her. Unlike you all I get lots of women. Youre acting like ditching one date is the end of the world. Because youve never had one

>>9683769
ITT virgins who would deal with a bitch just for a shot of ass.

OP did right. No need to chase strange that you can't stand being around.

>>9683769
how the fuck was she "smug" about it? i'm guessing it was your inability to read social cues that led you to the dickish decision to leave in the middle of a date and go home to play some vidya instead of, you know, talking to her.

like why didn't you ask why? why didn't you offer to teach her some basic cooking skills? that could have been an EASY second date, OP, and you just decided to be an asshole.

fuck.

>>9683769
Dab on them haters OP. You be you.

>>9683911
>act autistic as fuck
>lol im not autistic i fuck tons of wimmens ur a virgin

tell me OP, where do women pee from?

>>9683915
Because I have more important things in my life than teaching an adult woman how to cook? It must really blast your ass to know that people like me can have standards and still get laid more than you by orders of magnitude. If youre not mad posting, I dont know how to make sense of your logic...

>>9683922
Sorry this just is not an argument. Make a better post and apologize for this abortion of an attempt and I'll consider giving you another You.

>>9683931
Where do women pee from OP?

>>9683938
Scandinavia?

>>9683938
Hey OP, this was my post. Disregard it. I was being jealous because women dont even look at me. You were right. Sorry.

>>9683948
you'll get there bro, chin up

/ck/ is the most autistic board on this whole site

>>9683958
you're home now. you're safe.

>>9683948
>>9683951
imagine being so pathetic you need to console yourself in the third person just to keep your ego from falling apart

>>9683925
i'm a femanon and i've been dating a hot rich dude for 2 years. our first date, he told me he didn't know how to cook, so our second date i taught him how to make a simple dish (roasted teriyaki veggies and rice.) he still doesn't cook often, but it's fun for me to cook FOR him, and he's always interested in the techniques i use.

grow up.

>>9683974
Imagine using that reaction image unironically just lmao at your life

>>9683978
>i'm a femanon
Lol stopped here. This is the internet. I dont have to pretend to care what cunts "think"

>>9683978
>femanon!

tits or GTFO

>>9683978
>i've been dating a hot rich dude
very believable anon. Does he own a helicopter? I Bet it isn't as cool as my helicopter. Personally I earn $2 billion after taxes. I could do with more but i get by.

>>9683988
>>9683993
>>9683998
you're the reason this website is dying. how pissed are you assholes gonna be when i tell you that he's vegan? go fuck yourselves, i love this dude and his startup $$$

>>9683988
>>9683993
>>9683998
>>9684003
His name? Mark Zuckerberg.

>>9684010
Mark here. Can confirm.

>>9684003
I'm sorry anon. I deleted my post because I realised I was being unnecessarily mean.

>>9683786
>Leaves social interaction to play vidya.
Jesus.....and you can't even see what a sperg you are.

>>9683792
She was a roastie, but Anon that was quite rude to just get up and leave. I wouldn't have pursued anything beyond maybe fucking her, so I agree with you on not wanting anything to do with her.

The best way to get to people like this is to remain a gentleman and break things off civilly and sternly explain what you dislike about the person. People, especially women, tend to twist moments in their minds to make the other person have the problem. You can remove much of that by following the above.

>>9684023
lol thanks i guess

>>9684003
Litterally the culture of the board. They didn't come to a normal place and start being rude to women. Why should the culture change so you can be a special snowflake? Just don't bring it up, and it's no issue.

Also... love his $$$? Yeah, you're a whore, and he just has the price.

>>9683793
This. OP needs to go back to his Facebook account and stfu.

>tfw live with my 16 year old sister and try to have a healthy relationship with her so that she doesn't become a thot or feminist or some other type of dysfunctional cunt (typically the result of not having a good relationship with a male in her formative years).
>tfw cooking together is a part of this
Unironically good job OP

all the men itt

>>9684041
why is she rubbing dicks in her face?

>>9684023
are you the same beta who was genuinely asking op how women pee?

>>9684041
>woman has no job
>woman proud that she cant cook
>woman has no hobbies
>woman doesn't clean
>woman complains that people only want her for her pussy
It's all the bitch has at that point. It's a basic life skill and someone that "can't cook" should just go back to living in their mom's basement.

>>9683769
Bet OP here is a sperg and picked up her self depricating smile as being smug. If a date bringing up a flaw is enough to make you leave straight away like a tard then you should stay home with your vidya.

>>9684070
no

>>9684030
If the anon is in his 30's I'd believe it though. Dating becomes less messing around and to the point by that stage. If you went on a date with a 30-something that cant cook you'd get red flag warnings too. They teach you how to cook from 5th grade until you finish high school for fuck's sake.

>>9684077
I agree with you to a degree, but a lot of women these days get off on the whole "lel I can't cook, it's not the 1950's anymore #feminism" thing because they think they're empowered by lacking a basic life skill.

>>9684010
does it get any worse that tranny LARPers?

>Roasties being called on their shit itt
There's literally no incentive to marry you if all you bring to the table is your body.

>>9684072
>assumptions, how do they work?

>>9684102
better than what men bring: oppression, patriarchy, misogyny; inequality in wages, rights, freedoms. the list goes on...

>>9684090
Anyone who gets up and ditches a date like that is also lacking a basic life skill.

>>9684126
bait

>>9684126
(You)

>>9684129
which skill is that exactly?

>>9684126
>>9684129
If you hags would just behave in a manner worthy of respect a man would want to date you too

>>9684141
Watch out man those hens are gonna cluck at you now

>>9684141
>>9684129

>arguing with holes

>>9684137
Interaction. It's an essential life skill.

>>9684141
I am a man, dumbass. And I'm a man with a fiance, so don't worry about me, worry about your sad ass.

>>9684126
"all men do x..."

Right...totally not sexist.

Enjoy your 10 cats and your unicorn sweater, Tumblerina.

>>9684155
This is the most pathetic post on this site I've seen outside of robotville

>>9684165
Whatever helps you sleep at night, hotshot.

>>9684155
More worried about your fiancé: does she know she's marrying a retard?

Or is she a bit "downy" too?

>>9684178
Wow cool comeback. Whats your IP address, faggot

>>9684163
>Tumblerina

I'll take my barb-dicked cats over pathetic """men""" who can't handle women having a rightful place in society.

>>9684179
>>9684185
Samefag gonna samefag.

Whatcha so butthurt about?

>>9684155
>interaction. It's an essential life skill.

as in non-4chan interactions?

>>9684194
>Samefag gonna samefag.
Literally know your meme tier. Also do you not know how to spot/verify samefags? How new are you?

It's saturday night!
Instead of having fun and getting your dick wet, you're sitting at home with your dick out while baiting angry virgin neets like you!

>>9684202
what a time to be alive

>>9684201
OBSESSED

>>9684202
But I got my dick wet literally during the week. Also Disgaea 5 is really good.

>>9684198
Yeah. Actual live interaction with a real human. Some of these people should try it sometime.

>>9684202
I literally just fucked a few minute ago and she went to sleep. Get a better insult than virgin, roastie.

>>9684206
Heres one you might like: Cringe.

>>9684209
>disgaea
>sex

ummm try again sweetie

>>9684209
Oh, so it's OP who's samefagging. Gaaaaaaaayy.......

>>9684215
Do you also like boiled mushrooms?

>>9684211
all the fuck was had. virgin no more this post

>>9684216
Who are you quoting

>>9684217
Dude shut the fuck up your cringeposting is out of control

>>9684221
are they gud?

>>9684226
NO YOU

>>9684226
>it's a roastie doesn't understand meme arrows episode

>>9683769
I get attacked every time I say every woman under 40 that doesn't work in hospitality don't know how to cook, and some of them are even very proud of this fact because for them cooking is a sexist stereotype.
Then again, they are used to eat shit, overpay for food and who isn't a fucking landwhale, has some nutritional deficiency

>>9683769
anyway you are fucking retarded for not tapping that then forgetting that like I do every time I fuck one of those proud to be nutritionally illiterate chicks

>>9683958
we don't reach /r9k/ levels even making an effort

>>9684126
go back to trolling /pol/

>>9683781
Regret what? Dating a mental child who unironically uses the word adulting, can't make serious life decisions (living carefree!!!), and will eventually complain at you for not holding the increasing burden of responsibility until the collapse of the relationship?

>>9683769
Nice m8.
I think we've all been there, fair play for actually just leaving though. Most people don't have the balls to do that.

>>9684278
>>9683781
samefag

>>9683781
>Oh man mommy use to make a killer pbj sandwich but she never really cooked at all
>It was always dad

That's how I grew up. Fuck bitches like in OP. Always in debt because ma had to go out to eat.

>>9683781
>>9683876
>>9683894
>>9683914
>>9683915
>>9683921
>>9684077
>>9684245
>>9684250
>>9684496
Fuck off

>>9684003
Kek. Fucking Gold digger

>>9684799
>doesn't drink diet
Bolt

>>9684081
What country are you from? My high school had one and only one home ec course. The only thing I remember making was potato soup.
Besides anyone can cook with a well explained recipe and some common sense.

People who can't perform basic life functions are not relationship material. This generation is pathetic.

>>9683769
If true, the only possible explanations I can think of for someone being proud of not having a basic lifeskill are that she thinks it conveys having always had a high enough socioeconomic status to never need to know how to cook, or that not cooking will somehow be perceived as socially progressive. Sadly for her, the majority of her potential suitors will find pridefulness in domestic usefulness tiresome. Rich guys will suspect her of being a gold digger and the rest will ironically find her attitude in-conducive with a progressive, egalitarian relationship where household chores are usually shared in some way. I have no idea what value she would think this provides to a healthy relationship. She probably hadn't thought it through very far, or you left before a compensatory virtue came out.

I probably would have finished dinner and said it was nice meeting her though. You could have gotten an even more interesting story out of it.

>>9684916
correction, domestic uselessness.

>>9683978
>I'm a femanon
Opinion discarded
Congratulations on sucking some rich guys dick but you aren't sucking mine so I don't have to listen to you

>>9683914
You are definitely some arrogant permavirgin judging by that post.

>>9684072
If you were obviously projecting any harder I think we'd all be blinded by the light. Grow up a bit more, son, and look inwards for the issues that you are putting onto others.

My wife cooked when we were first married. I'm a superior cook, so when I get in there the result is predictably good. Must of frightened her away because she doesn't cook anymore. She half heartedly asks if I need help. Nah, I'm good. Makes me crazy when someone else is in my kitchen.

I don't even care about dick wetting anymore, I just feel overwhelmingly lonely and would love to have someone to spend time with and just enjoy things.

Eating alone every day for years is getting to me. And streams of people eaing can only get so far.

>>9683958
Go read 10 posts on >>>/asp/ and get back to us about that.

>I left
>she was dumbfounded

How do you know she was dumbfounded if you had already left? Fake and gay. OP is LARPing his food fantasies again

>>9684674
Top notch detective work, Sherlock.
Because they have the same name they are the same person. Yell samefag for the oldfag credit, right? Mouthbreathing newnigger.

>>9685858
stop pretending to be me you nerd

>>9685896
Make me, fagboi

>>9683876
>women born past 1992 are horrible cooks
Changed that for you.

>>9683978
>im a femanon
Opinion irreverent slut, show us your tight little asshole or get the fuck out.

>>9683769
o. you mean this lady?

you have no idea how many bitches and WHORES! i hhave dropped because of that single fact.

American women = useless garbage.

Seriously if i can cook better than you. AJESUS dont even bring up the terrible memories! i remember i ad a friend who's GF would "cookk" macaroni and cheese. And egs and bacon EVERY FUCKING DAY! omg it pissed me off. How disgustingly lazy ppl are.

also FUCK jew york.

>>9686085
>drunk redneck shitposting

>>9686097
>(YOU)

and other american Wom*n If you cant cook. your basically a man to me. AKA i dont want to sleep or be with you. just maybe get a handie.

>>9683769
>not demonstrating your value by cooking for your qt gf

>>9684003
Wait is your last name Hilton?

>>9683769
What I saw the name of this red hot spicy meme?

>>9683888
>>9683876
Women used to be great cooks because they weren't allowed to do much else. When you force someone to learn and do something for multiple years they eventually become decent at the very least.

>>9684192
Nobody has a rightful place in society. It is earned, you entitled unskilled piece of shit.

>>9683769
most women on this continent dont cook, she was just joking about being mediocre
unless you're looking for the mother of your children, prioritizing cooking over her tits/ass/pussy is full retardation

>>9684126
K

>>9686469
Listen you fucking Jew maybe we are interested in serious relationships with women. Go peddle your carefree lifestyle to some shitskins and niggers. They're the ones who are usually buying what your hook nosed ass is selling. 88.

>>9683978
>>9684003
>the woman cooks
>the man makes the money
Really activates my almonds that your relationship with traditional gender roles works out while OP desires the same thing in regards to having his significant other be able to cook.
also,
>vegan
women will fuck anything as long as the pockets are fat, not surprised

>>9686275
kek

Hey man, there's some basic life skill that we're all missing. If I'm talking to someone on a first date and we start talking about that skill, I'm gonna act as if it's nbd and I'm proud of it rather than talk about my insecurities. If apart from the cooking shit you like her, this isn't a reason to dump her. You never know the stuff people are embarrassed about or proud of if you barely know them.

>>9684126
>inequality in wages
Maybe if you got an actual degree instead of a bachelor's in gender studies or some other dumb shit you'd get paid too you brain dead cumdumpster

>>9684126
(you)

Protip boys, all the posts mentioning virginity are roasties, mine all the salt you can

>>9684126
Why are we responding to this boring and effortless bait? I'm just in it for bandwagoning, but the rest of you have no excuse.

>>9684155
>And I'm a man with a fiance.
Aren't you supposed to be prepping the bull instead of shitposting on /ck/?

>>9684126
Leadership, wages, rights etc;

All of these things exist because of men honey :)

>>9684003
The reason 4chan sucks so bad is that it is way more satisfying to troll people by triggering their fee fees than hold a constructive discussion about something.

>>9684210
Fuck off to a cooking forum normie scum REEEEEE

>>9686924
>Aren't you supposed to be prepping the bull

Nah, that's your job.

>>9686870
Well you're one of the enlightened. The irony of the faggots raging against the feminization of the western male and androgynation of the female rests in their support of a technologically based society which requires no masculine traits to function. It's a perfectly natural evolution. These are the same fucks who will bitch about a small organic farmer working his ass off manually to produce sustainable produce instead of some fatfuck wearing a MAGA hat smoking a cigar saturating a 1000 acre field with roundup from an air conditioned tractor.

>>9683876
If it wasn't for the sexual revolution, most star chefs nowadays would be women.

>>9685455
ding dong diddly have sex you hater

>>9685455
>go on /asp/
>greeted with the best thread ever

thanks anon

this is the worst thread ive seen on /ck/ in a long long time. i would rather than 10 fast food marketing threads than ever encounter something this shitty again.

>>9687353
Triggered.

>>9684041
I don't mind cooking, I love cooking, my cooking is better than most people I know, which is why I usually take charge of cooking, but not knowing how is simply incompetence. If you're proud of not kmowing how to cook, then you're basically being proud of being stupid. It's just not impressive. It's like bragging that you can't drive.

>>9685001
Okay but are you proud that you can't cook?

>>9683894
Yikes

Why are people so averse to the idea that someone wouldn't be attracted to someone who can't cook? I feel like people are bringing more problems to this thread than the actual conversation warrants. Everyone should know how to cook, just like how everyone should know how to do their laundry. It's basic, nobody wants to be around someone who feels the need to bring up they can't.

>>9685066
This is how it is for me. Girlfriend wom't cook anymore because I'm so much better only because I actually cook regularly whereas she doesn't.
>captcha: cuckfield peachman

>>9685987
>tfw my gf was born in 1996

>>9683894
>Can you imagine simply getting up and walking away without a word just because you dislike how they live their life?
Yah imagine dating a person who’s life is compatible with your own woah what a weird idea amirite? Dating via mutual interest and benefit? How fucking stupid!

>>9686999
where is your cuckshed? I will be the bull.

>>9683769
Why didn't you ask her why she can't cook and why she thinks that's something to be proud of?
Why didn't keep dating her and teacher her to cook?

>>9683894
>getting up and walking away because you don't like how someone is living their life
That sounds like the most reasonable thing to end a date over

>>9685455
I'm begging you to have sex

>>9683769
Girls used to be able to cook like their grandmothers but nowadays all they do is drink like their fathers. Fucking lefty ideology.

>>9683833
You don't know many women do you?

If she never cooked or learned cooking growing up, she's not going to suddenly learn it from you.

>>9689928
I don't see why it's unreasonable when you at least handle it nicely. You dont HAVE to date people who you think are a bad match

>>9683894
I'm thinking arbyosis right there.

Theads still going aye. I’ve underestimated the permavirgin basement demographic it seems

>>9689972
Hi, hole. No one cares what you think about this board or if you post here. Just kys attention whore.

Holy fuck ladies, have some dignity. Acting offended on the behalf of some no-name bitch who thinks bragging about being unable to feed herself is 'flirting'. Pull yourselves together. I know you've spent a lifetime 'loosening up' and expecting men to wait hand over first for you, but you ought to have the decency to realize that being proud of your incompetence, as a means of protest against tradition, is not attractive. I give you guys a lot of credit most of the time, but if this is where you stand then you're simply proud of being useless even to yourself. Nobody's time belongs to you, call it 'rude' all you want, but nobody has to sit around wasting their hour listening to you talk about how stupid you are. Come on girls, you're better than this. Learn to prepare a meal. Do it for yourself. Seriously.

>>9689667
I went on a date with a girl who said consoles were better than PCs arguing that it takes more skill to use a controller in FPS games and meme stuff like that. If I was OP I would've got up and left, instead it turns out she was a normal human being and we had a civil discussion back and forth until we both agreed about the pros and cons of each platform like non-retards would do.

>>9690227
That's because you were both having a real-life version of an internet argument about video games, a genre of toy that you both still ultimately enjoy, that doesn't matter. She wasn't bragging about never learning how to feed herself.
Why do people think this man is somehow obligated to spend time with this girl? What's the deal? He's got a strict standard regarding what should be considered a universal skill, so what?

This thread isn't remotely about cooking or food. Why is it still here?

>>9683876
Women are horrible cooks because their mother's grew up cooking canned shit or warming tv dinners.

You need to teach your kids to cook.
My parents taught me how to make my own porridge when I was a kid.

>>9690234
Sometimes women think it's attractive to pretend to be stupid, and leaving just like that over a small thing is equally retarded.

>>9690255
So you're saying she actually did know how to cook, but she was lying to be fun? Look, I'm not saying OP isn't a hardass, but if that's the type of guy he is then he can easily find a girl who's like him, because they're out there. He doesn't have to stick around after he's been turned off.

Furthermore, for anyone saying this is too harsh and the guy isn't fun, don't you think you're being harsh and not fun, when this board is full of comical exaggerations anyways? Suddenly everyone takes OP so seriously just because his post involves breaking up a date, what's the deal?

>>9683769
I've been cooking for most of my life, and I'm very good at it. My spouse was absolute trash at cooking food when we met--"cooking" consisted of fucked up bachelor shit like plain spaghetti with a pat of butter on top or ketchup sandwiches. On our third date I cooked us dinner while talking him through all the steps I was taking and letting him assist with the easy stuff. Cooking together eventually became central to our relationship. I've taught him bunches of recipes throughout the years, and he's competent in the kitchen now. People generally enjoy good food, and making it with someone is a great way to connect, learn, and grow together.

>>9690258
He could atleast have questioned her.

My gf can cook alright but she admits she has really bland tastes, she grew up on middle American white food, her favorite dishes are chicken and ranch, pasta alfredo, and cheese pizza. She only likes her eggs scrambled or boiled, she even said she had been worried about trying over-easy because she didn't want to get sick from a raw yolk. She wants to expand her palate, what do you guys recommend to ease someone into more diverse tastes? As for the eggs, I'm planning to make one of every type I know for her to sample, and also as a fun cooking challenge for me.

>>9683769
I hate this fucking dab meme, my son acts like a retard imitating this garbage.

Dude N I C E thread

>womyn give me a weird look when I tell them I'm a pretty good cook
straight up gave up bringing it up, seems only thing their normie brains can tolerate is bullshit vague normie answers like "oh yea I cook every now and then"
fucking gave up on this whole shit this is legit not worth it

>>9690437

>>9690227
Consoles are better because
>insert game
>it runs
Whereas PC has too much that can go wrong.

>>9690152
>attention via an anonymous image board

lolwut

>>9690511
Have you not played a console in the past 12 years?

>>9690237
Not true even a little bit, roastie.

>>9690511
That was true back in the cartridge days. Now it's more like:
>insert game
>mandatory 10 gb patch needs to be downloaded
> 2 gb patch for the patch

>>9690495
kek. I cooked for a living and have for years. Learned new tons of things I will use for a life time. But I’m not going to bring that up around other people. Why set a bar for yourself. Besides even if you can cook your ass off there is still ultimately always more to learn from various cuisines and techniques than you’d have time to know even if you wanted to. If you can manage to impress people with your abilities, great. If not, at least you can provide for yourself and not be left to microwave meals and fast food like so many others

>>9690531
You’re not wrong. Though in my case exacerbated by the fact I rarely play so every time I do turn it on either the games or consoles needs to update for 30 mins to an hour

>>9690511
Lmao what the fuck game doesn't run fine on first boot on a computer anymore? If you can't afford a good computer that can run things, I understand, but I haven't heard or had that ridiculous complaint since like 2002 dude. That's all ignoring the fact that you actually took his date anecdote as an invitation to complain about computer games you fucking retard.

>>9690545
Don’t call him a retard just for that, go ahead and apologize.

>>9690543
I find it very annoying. The "runs instantly with no lag and no configuration" was a major advantage for consoles years ago. Now? It's a fucking step backward. We're back to load screens, installs and downloads--something that simply didn't exist in the cartridge days.

Obviously today's hardware is a lot more powerful as far as CPU/graphics are concerned, but convenience wise they're getting worse, not better. These days they're not very different from a PC.

>>9690227
Gaming isn't a basic life skill, you child.

>>9683833
>it's fine to enter a relationship with someone I'm not compatable with, because I can just try and force them to change themselves once they are too committed to the relationship to back out

Roastie detected.

>>9690585
They would say anything to justify feeling angry that a woman would DARE be """mistreated""" on a date because they think with emotions, and because the idea of a guy with standards and options scares them.

>>9690605
Unironically this. Notice how she resorts to daydreaming about being pampered and nurtured and then tries to blame him for not making it happen.

>>9683978
>femanon
>cooking
OP is the rich man in your relationship, dumbass. He's literally looking for a girl like you.

>>9690575
While using a game controller isn't a basic skill, there are many skills that can be learned through games, especially games that require you to work with a team or solve complex problems. Shit, there are even games about cooking.

>>9683833
>Expects OP to spoonfeed women basic life skills
>Won't date OP in order to teach him how to treat women
>autistic levels of standards
Stay mad and fat

>>9690725
Dude shut the fuck up. Playing video games is not a life skill like cooking is. Listen to yourself, man.

>>9690756
Playing games can teach metaskills like strategy, teamwork, tactics, etc. Certain games make players more resilient to head trauma, as well as speed recovery.

Cooking isn't hard. It can be as simple as buying per a checklist and following recipe instructions. The fact that OP's date couldn't do this, and went from proud to slackjawed as OP got up and left, spoke volumes to her lack of character.

>>9683792
No, he was just stopping both of them from wasting their time. He could have tossed a 20 on the table for her dinner, but that would have probably been seen as demeaning or something in the mind of the modern day roastie.

>>9690377
it's an ironic fad that will go away over time
i've never seen anyone do it unironically

>>9690756
I didn't say that you illiterate faggot, i said it could be used as a medium to learn other skills. Videogames are basically just digital complex problem solving but with a points sytstem.

>>9690768
dude shut the fuck up this is cringeworthy as fuck
video games are not an essential life skill and stop grasping at straws about "hand eye coordination"
you have a hobby and it involves staring at a computer screen for hours tricking your brain into releasing dopamine from accomplishing nothing, like a drug addict.
stop pretending you're any better than someone who doesn't know how to heat ingredients in a pan until they're edible.

>>9690834
Videogames are just like chess but better

>>9690834
Your entire fucking existance is you tricking your brain into giving you dopamine. Also, to consider videogames a hobby is beyond retarded, that's like saying your hobby is books or movies. You're just a fucking idiot, especially since nobody even mentioned hand-eye coordination and you decided to attack it like a stupid dog attacking a stick. The concept that videogames can be used to teach skills is documented fact, the only reason you'd even dispute that, apart from baiting, would be to look down on other people.

>>9691030
COD taught me that you are a faggot and your mother is a whore

>>9683849
God damn 4chan users are mindless drones. Soyboy is reaching cuck levels of over usage on /ck/. Try having an original thought you stupid pieces of shit.
>angry soyboy detected
Fucking fags.

>>9691030
>that's like saying your hobby is books or movies.
What's wrong with that?

Sure, everyone has read books or seen movies but that doesn't make it their hobby. Other people take it much more seriously--building large book collections, elaborate home theaters, etc.

>>9691030
>>9690768
Holy fuck dude, this shouldn't be hard for you to understand, but the ability to feed yourself and others is an important life skill, whereas video games are merely a potentially stimulating toy. Nobody is saying video games can't be engaging but if you seriously think it's necessary to elevate the hobby over the life-skill of food preparation then you've got your priorities completely mixed up. Not being able to prepate your own food makes you reliant and incompetent, not playing video games makes you just another person who doesn't have one of many hobbird. Cut the chemical reductionist bullshit, this isn't complicated. Even so, you need macronutrients and energy from food to live more than you do dopamine addiction from a toy, and if you don't know how to make food, then you lack a fundamental survival skill.

>>9683833
found the permavirgin romantic dreamer

>>9691063
t. soyboy

>constantly updates snapchat doing mundane shit as an excuse to put herself in the photo
>snap chat story always posts her la croix
>unironic catlady and proud of it
>can't cook or thinks she can cook, even though it's basically reheated meme food or (((tasty))) recipes
>expects a 10/10 even though she is slightly overweight, has shitty tits and doesn't work out
>"I hate Trump, he's ruining this country", but also hasn't read any books besides harry potter in the last 8 years
>Wanderlusttt
>yasss queeen
>has some bullshit social media manager position or another womyn job that she somehow feels entitles her to godhood status
>stupid fucking rompers, tribal patterns, "meaningful tattoo"
>Has not developed emotionally since childhood and is literally a 25 year old walking ego
>every past relationship was "abusive" even though the ex probably just dumped her and probably told her no at somepoint
>"It's okay to need attention and be loved!!!"
>adds thousands of exclamation pounds and spells shit wrong on purpose to be ironic
>posts "Just b u. U are BEAUTIFUL" on fb and it gets liked 100s of times and shared a ton
>uses national tragedies as excuse to post narcissistic shit on social media
>"Good vibes!"
>"Women need more representation in the job force! Ew no math is hard and being a miner is gross."


I have a good girlfriend now, and some of the others were wrecks, but good god I'm glad I avoided this roastie overload that has been dumped into the last 2010s. These women are insufferable. I would rather be alone than waste money on these chicks.

>>9690768
Are you the irish stew guy?

>>9683769
i know this story isnt true, but i would want to do the same thing. i wouldnt tho, id probably continue the relationship at least til fucking and then ghost.

>>9683894
eeek

>>9683833
>>9683894
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>>9683978
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>>9684041
>>9684126 (this is bait, but still)
>>9684202

>>9690227
Dude that sounds so retarded

>>9683894
>Can you imagine simply getting up and walking away without a word just because you dislike how they live their life?

Yes, its called freedom of association and seems more reasonable than to sit there and waste time chastising them for it.

>>9690370
Eggs and cum. Sunny side up

>>9690834
>>9691090
>being this triggered
>pot calls kettle cringeworthy
>considers feeding yourself to be more complicated than potty training
You are what is wrong with /ck/

>>9691222
What is Irish Stew?

>>9691090
Ok, try thinking about this: the smartest chess player is way smarter than the smartest chef.

>>9690834

>>9683769
Good job. Why put up with that shit even for one second?

>frequent all of the high traffic boards, /tv/ /g/ /v/ etc.
>think that nothing could be as autistic as those boards
>today
>hmmm I wonder what the cooking board is like
>stumble into this thread

>>9693128
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leave

>>9683769
I never understood the young pride people take in not having knowledge in certain things. Politics, cooking are the most common ones.

>>9690227
>it takes more skill to use a controller in FPS games
It kind of does. Especially on the PS1/PS2 where the analog sticks were shitty and there was no standardized control scheme. I could play the original Half-Life easily when I was like 5. Mouse/keyboard is actually easier to learn.

>>9690227
so you're both fat?
Was the date at Olive Garden?

>>9691090
You're an idiot, you don't even know what the discussion is.

>>9683769
If you're hungry you could have ripped off a flab of her gooseneck pussy with your carnivore fangs you fucking numale.

>>9691089
I'm a film student. If your hobby is movies, you're a fucking nerd. Watching films is like reading books in that if you make it your hobby your hobby is essentially escapism, which is bad in excess. I focus mostly on cameras, but a lot of the 'writer/producer/directors' basically considee movies their hobby and are about as developed as 10 year olds, mainly because they spend their time watching other people do things. Movies are something you sit down to, not some shit you dedicate countless hours a day to consume.

>>9694539
Maybe you should stop projecting so hard if you want people to take you seriously.

>>9694697
I'm a film student. If i stop projecting nobody can see my films.

>>9693796
holding your mouse with a pair of chopsticks takes more skill too with that argument. that's called a handicap, not skill.

>>9683769
Maybe you should have taught her how fun and fulfilling cooking can be. She'd also think it is hot that you can provide for her. Not that you would ALWAYS cook, but she doesn't have to know that.

>>9683769
Why do fat virgins always talk about their dates as if they're going to be married the next day? The fuck cares that she can't cook, you didn't know her and obv nothing would come of it for the long-term bc you're the type of autist to turn down women over food.

>>9684030
>The best way to get to people like this is to remain a gentleman
not wanting to meme but u sound like a cuck m8
if shes some random chick theres literally no reason to stay any longer

>>9683978
>i'm a femanon
Oh cool
>i've been dating a hot rich dude
Understandable that's your natural inclination.
>he told me he didn't know how to cook, so our second date i taught him how to make a simple dish
Sounds like a fun date
>roasted teriyaki veggies and rice.
Bitch, where's the meat?? That's the food part of the food. Are you vegan? I have over 300 confirmed kills bitch.

>>9697802
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>>9697838
Don't come near me or my wife's loli again.

>>9697856
Back off???

>>9683769
How can someone not cook? Home cooking is literally just following instructions. What would happen if she tried to fry an egg? The only way it could end up inedible is if she deliberately burned it.

>>9683769
If she has other skills that make up for it in a relationship then does it really matter? I wouldn't get worked up about her being proud about it either, she might just be trying to be cute , I don't know. Girls I get with tend to know fuck all about cooking and that makes me look good. The ones that do know, well then you have something in common

>2017
>Not cooking for your girlfriend/wife

>>9683769
>What value does she believe she provides?

vagina

Why can't we accept cooking(or even food) as a pleasure that we, as humans have come to enjoy regardless of gender? Why does it matter which gender cooks for another if they both love each other for aspects that transcends 'simple' tasks or chores?

Im 90% sure y'all are trolling but I'm responding anyways

>>9698022
Kinda concerned that her shirt says veggies and his shirt says vaggies.

>>9683769
you made the right call, not knowing how to cook probably signifies she had a bad relationship with her mother and is therefore crazy

>>9697931
people are told to be content with themselves no matter how inept and mediocre they are

>>9683769
Why did I imagine an asian?

>OP makes up a retarded story
>250 replies

>>9697802
fuck, i can't believe this thread is still going. i'm not vegan or even vegetarian, but he's vegan. the relationship makes me happy, so i cook vegan shit for him, and with him.

>>9683978
>i've been dating a hot rich dude for 2 years
why don't you have a ring yet, roastie?

>>9683769
My gf cooked for me a couple times, I told her just to leave it to me. Her cooking wasn’t inedible but it wasn’t great either

>>9693773
i remember the why pretty good from when i was i my teens. to me the pride was in about doing what i care about, having the freedom of deciding if you do or don't give a fuck about something, not being told by some faggot that <subject> is necessary/vital to your life. but then again i was beaten as a kid, gotta take control at some point

i turned out pretty alright i think

>>9683769
while i do agree now days that you should be capable of very basic life skill, you should have sat through it. you are essentially being a hypocrite; you blame her for not being capable of cooking but on the other hand you don't even have basic decency to accept another human being as they are.

maybe read a book or two about self and consciousness and stay above things like an educated gentleman, not like some low life pleb

>>9683769

>not saying well I hope you can take a dick because that’s the only way I’m cooking for you

That was basically a cue from her to be assertive, forward, and dominant. Women love that shit.

>>9683769
>acts proud about not cooking
some feminist probably told her that not cooking is a good "empowering" thing because she's defying gender roles and "the patriarchy." it's stupid to drop someone purely for not cooking, and it was very stupid to just walk out of the date, but you definitely dodged a bullet with her.

>>9700147
Why are you still alone, reject?

>>9701520
seriously though, why haven't you roped him into a marriage yet so you can divorce him, claim he raped you, and steal all his money? if you're in it for the cash anyway, you might as well.

>>9691206
Damn nigga spot on

>>9701614
He might have a monster cock.

>>9701614
>be married
>get accused of rape by your wife

wtf? It would legally be impossible to rape your own wife by definition.

>>9701889
Not in the JewSA

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>>9685995
I don't get you robots. She actually pointed that out when it was relevant for once. You're behaving like autists whose safe space was just invaded.

>>9700147
>married after 2 years
Are westerners really that fucking rash?

>>9701964
50% divorce rate :^)