/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9682872
>dat gyno on the right

>dat soyboy in the red jacket

>>9682872
Why wouldn't you precut it if you're trying to eat as fast as possible?

>>9682930
Those are the Guinness rules; You can't precut it and you can't touch the food with your hands.

>>9682936
Then why does he start with a piece already cut off and scrunched up on a fork?

We are replacing Jack Posting with Pete Posting.

>>9682963
There is something very gay about this.

>>9682963
How can I be this american?

>>9682986
drink more tap water

>>9682872
Only ever saw this guy on demolition ranch videos didn't know he did food stuff.

>>9683009
He's been a competitive eater for a long time, one of the greats.

>>9682872
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1510079794212.webm

"minimum jack posting teeehee"

I hope someday you look back on this phase in your life and choke to death while trying to OD on pills.

>>9682959
Rules probably say the time is supposed to start at the first bite, no to the first cut.

Competitive eating is fascinating.

>>9683098
though the first cut is the deepest

>>9683031
sauce?

>>9682963
>bodybuilding.com
glorious

>>9683082
I'm eating everything in that video tomorrow for spite.

>>9682986
Be from Canada, apparently.

>>9682963
sister?

>>9683199
And be Polish.

>>9683125
All that cholesterol.

>>9683290
You mean all those gains.

>>9683261
Now this is just stupid.

>>9683338
Alcohol is a vasodilator. It will improve workouts and deliver the nutrients in a post-workout shake faster.

>>9683125
imagine the gains after that.

All the gains.

>>9683290
All that dietary cholesterol, making it pretty irrelevant as far as LDL (bad) serum cholesterol goes.

>>9683426
Is that just a basic cheat day or someone being released from prison?

>>9683290
>implying dietary cholesterol means shit

Unless you already have some sort of heart disease it's completely meaningless.

>>9683439
Judging by his attire I'm going with just got out of prison, and I can't blame him at all. If I went to prison the day I got out I would just go into a KFC, order the all you can eat buffet, and just live there for the whole day.

>>9683365
It also hinders the body's ability to synthesize protein...

>>9683445
Or he's just an office worker who smoked a fat spliff in the car park prior.

>>9683082
>babby has a problem eating skin and scraps.
Every part of the animal like the injuns

>>9683686
>Avocado is a healthy alternative to cheese!
>Adds cheese and dairy anyway

WHAT'S THE POINT

FUCKING COASTAL LIBERAL SOY BOYS FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BLAND GREEN CLAY MEME FROOT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is this food?

>>9683773
NonononnonNONONONONONONONONONONONO

>>9683773
>the absolute pathetic shit people will do for youtube views

>>9683826
That man holds several Guinness world records. What have you done?

>>9683773
>have a good day

>>9683861
>literally defending a man eating a cactus for youtube views

Guinness world records at what? being a dumbass?

>>9683826
>>9683890
Maybe you'll get a Guinness world record for posting the most cartoon frogs on the internet.

>>9683125
Gaston, is that you?

>>9682963
>watching people eat
is this the cuckoldery of food porn?

>>9682872
>pizza
>it's just uncooked floppy bread with no toppings

>>9683056
>wanting to see the same 5 webms over and over
we get it, le randumb xD reddit man pretends to be bad at cooking to get lots of youtube views.

>>9683125
50 eggs?

>>9683426
I want this monster to eat my pussy holy shit

>>9682985
It turned you on?

I just want to say I've had the disgusting.webm (tostilocos) twice at a Mexican corn stand not too far from where I am.

The first time was weird as fuck. It's just a mix of a a lot of clashing flavors. I did not like the pickled pork skin. I enjoyed the tamarind peanuts, they added a nice crunch.

I had it a second time without the pork skin. I get it now.

It was basically tostitos, lime juice, hot sauce, taijin, tamarind candy, chamoy, green mango, cucumber, and tamarind peanuts.

I recommend trying it if you can find it.

>>9683773
Want the kings of cacti? Children of Poseidon.
eating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqArvFxnxQ
drinking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_0-F-uudFE
bonus famous video: https://youtu.be/PHSJCMkUa9Y?t=18

>>9683962
Wash it down with this.

>>9683290
Get off the internet grandma

>>9683967
I'll just stick to a Michelada with taijin on the brim.

>>9683929
>5 webms

Pretty sure I have at least 40 and that's not all of them

>>9684007
I wonder if its possible to get officially diagnosed mentally retarded just by videos uploaded on youtube.

>>9684047
I would get put in a mental asylum

>>9682872
One spin slash and theyre all fucking dead

>>9684007
>he has a towel covering the table because he knows he cant open a beer without spilling it

>>9683426
Aw man you didnt get the part where he just drizzles his shake onto the burgers

>>9684119
There's more? Link me the youtube?

>>9684124
https://youtu.be/HH8PM5QN9OE

>>9684135
Thanks, I'd never seen the original. Never say I never did anything for you.

>>9683773
There's a newer one the la beast did where he ate 10 cacti after eating ghost peppers and submerging himself in ice that shit is next level

>>9684147
Holy shit

>>9682872
That qt world records woman in her stewardess uniform is adorablwe

>>9683082
who the fuck just eats a handful of grated cheese right out of the bag?

>>9684235
>There's a newer one the la beast did where he ate 10 cacti after eating ghost peppers and submerging himself in ice that shit is next level

link?

>>9684292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAyqWAjlLAs

>>9683082
>food comes from things
spooped me

>>9682926
kek

>>9684307
Ok that was disturbing and disgusting, but without spines those cactus are just uncooked apple in their consistency

>>9684343
Those clearly still have spines

>>9684350
It's basically just fuzz

>>9683826
LA beast is the fucking man

>>9683082
i don't live in ameristan, not only EU forbids that, but business are continually on the hunt of other countries violations and it's a very cutthroat industry

>>9684369
for what reason?

>>9684383

>>9683532
every video that starts with a boomerang it's gonna end bad

>>9684399
enjoy your e.coli everything because corn fed cow diarrhea

>>9683082
>did we creep you out?
Since I'm not a soyboy sissy baby, no.

>>9683770
Clam down retard.
Some people really like avocado.

>>9684450

does anyone have this webm of some kind of pizza-like dish that's initially like a big grey/black bubble of something before a knife slices it open and it deflates into a pizza? i don't know how to even describe what it looked like but i'm sure someone has what i'm talking about

>>9684457

>>9684135
>>9684147
>To license this video, please contact Resignation Media at: legal@resignation.com

fake & gay

>>9684460
Those are the people that own the youtube channel. Nothing about that means it's fake

>>9683082
>hotdogs are made of meat, fat,breadcrumbs and flour

Oh fuck this is disgusting

>>9684459
that's the one, thanks anon

>>9684459
fucking horrible.

>>9684474
It's called The Bomb, it's a korean meme meal

>>9684470
the people that own the channel staged the video. it's basically Zardulu but with people instead of rats

>>9684482
you have proofs?

>>9683893
>defending an e-celeb

What is your problem?

>>9684486
>the chive com 2016 02 19 guy eating in n out like a maniac was staged 7 photos

literally all I did was read your post and then google "in n out maniac staged"

kys

>>9684460
people sell their videos to advertisement companies.
Like viralhog and the one in this video.

>>9683056
Fuck off Jack>>9684007
>>9684068

>>9684515
see
>>9684514

that video was staged by the chive. they wanted to make a funny "viral" video, and you fell for it

>>9684520
oh well.
i only watched the video and didnt know it was uploaded to some shit site channel.

>>9684369
Why did they have to be gaping?

>>9684474
i'd like this one with sound

>>9683056
It honestly blows my mind how incapable this man is. Everything is wrong.

>>9683143
That would be a good song title. Imma travel back to the 90s and write a shitty song about it. Blow a few executives in the industry. Gonna be a big hit.

you think now that he has a tech channel /g/ will get jack posters?

>>9683770
>uses a tiny fraction of the usual amount of cheese, employing low fat moz and goat cheese
>DURR WHATS THE POINT
Are you pretending to be retarded?

>>9684635
Uma delicia

>>9684399
Hey now, not all countries over here are America hating soyboys, Ameribro. Ireland checking in <3

>>9684650
that's a tasty idea, but the channel won't last more than 30 videos since no one watches his side projects. Who knows if it there will even be anything either than him just sitting and talking in front of his wall.

>>9684459
what in tarnation

>>9683389
I need to know what the fuck this is

I think they're dead beforehand

>>9684761
They're not, that's why the torso's get sawn. That's their "humane" execution

>>9684509
>posting the same response 3 times in a row

>>9684792
holy cow, the ink drains out of those things quickly.

>>9684806
There's a pipe under the sand

>>9684307
>Crystal Pepsi
Why is he ruining his cacti

>>9684806
It's not ink draining. It's their camouflaging mechanism that shuts down on death so they immediately return to their default look.

>>9683773

>virgin girl sucks her first dick

>>9684827
dude, my last gf was a virgin and she sucked a mean dick for having never done it before.

>>9682926
>chads
>soyboys
>gyno
>dat Kaneda in the other red jacket

What universe is this pizza place in

>>9683426
this guy smoked a lot of weed 20 minutes ago

>>9684551
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>>9684761
this kills the crab

>>9684761
this is fucking horrifying

This is what I imagine aliens would do to us if they harvest us for food.

>>9684007
those are twist offs..

>>9683098
then why can't you precut it, that makes no sense

>>9684807
Magic coffee.

>>9682963
I'm more impressed by the lack of mess made.

>>9683082
>Red ass cherries
>Fat slob gobbling on a jar of them
>Eating edible ornaments
This is wrong

>>9684451
The time I tried avocado it tasted like butter. Imagine a burger with pure butter buns.

>>9683125

That could not have had good results later particularly in the large intestine

>>9684724
Now THAT'S how you fucking do it
I wouldn't be suprised if it turns out that this is the real, traditional to do it and that the "lick salt and eat lemon" is just the pussyfied way of doing it

>>9684724
I'm guessing he lost a bet and had to do that.

>>9683389
I can't watch this clip without experiencing some kind of anxiety. The way she's holding that knife and the other woman's proximity to her as she tries to crack it open...

>>9683261
How do people do this? Even a mouthful of wine makes me gag.

>>9684861
thanks for telling everyone you're fresh out of high school

>>9683426
ILL HAVE WHAT IM HAVING

>>9683773
kys if you watch this garbage

>>9684635
Chinks are subhuman

>>9684369
The turkey twat with cranberry coming out of it was pretty gd funny though.

>>9683773
you ate jim

>>9684653
>Waiting for him to cut his fingers off
FBM

>>9683954

Gross cunt get out reee

>>9684007
He's obviously trolling you all

Last night I watched a video where he put on a plastic glove to handle the food but it was on his knife hand

I think it's this kind of Leslie nealson type humor he tries to pull off.

>>9684474
When you fall into the vomit pit

>>9685230
>he thinks Jack is a joke

>>9684661
Do you guys wanna come join us? I'm sure we can pay to have RI broken off drag y'all over here.

>>9684635
pls no include yellow menace on webm threads

kind of a crummy one to add to the repost rotation

>>9684699
It's from a cancelled European show called the restaurant. They're competing to be in a high end restaurant that hasn't opened yet. Those two literally state they don't know how to cook.

>>9685353
this is the kind of shit i cook for myself on a hungover sunday but i'm not fucking proud of it

>>9685360
I cook bacon. If I had the strength of will to cook that hungover I'd be proud

>>9685353
This is basically a "I have a bunch of vegetables about to go bad in my fridge, how can just throw them all together in one edible garbage pile" recipe

>>9684147
>>9683426
whenever I see people eating like this, especially women, it just kills any appetite I might've had
it's just disgusting to see people succumb to such basic impulse and literally stuff their faces with whatever is in front of them
there's technically nothing wrong with "enjoying" your food like that, but for w/e reason I see it as borderline pathetic

>>9682936
why is part of the rules that he can't touch the food with his hands? that seems really arbitrary.

>>9685353
Garbage.

>>9684679
>mfw I cringe when I recognize those hands.

>>9683056
>I hope someday you look back on this phase in your life and choke to death while trying to OD on pills.
>jackposter

>>9684369
honestly impressed by the food sculpture.

>>9684457
imagine being paid so little that it's cheaper to employ you than it is to buy a conveyor belt.

>>9685440
imagine not having another choice between that and literally dying of hunger

>>9684399
Isn't the whole point of this plot that Draper actually is worried about him?

>>9683773
this is performance art

>>9684007
Why's he so retarded bros?

>>9684451
Those patties look absolutely atrocious

>>9684931

>>9684551
To be honest that batter spin was pretty impressive for someone with parkinson's

>>9684551
me when I do blow before work

>>9685484
Surely there's an easier way

>>9685488
Some engineer at that company is royally pissed that they couldn't come up with a better way to do that than have a robot mimic a person doing it.

>>9685513
>any human being able to cut that precisely and quickly repeatedly
What are you getting at here?

>>9685429
you may not like it but Jackposting is all /ck/ has left

>>9683426

Its staged.

https://thechive com/2016/02/19/guy-eating-in-n-out-like-a-maniac-was-staged-7-photos/

>>9684369
I'm very offended. Of course this male objectifies women so much he just carves objects to looks vaguely like female genitalia. A real woman's vulva looks nothing like that-- there is variation and hair and a lack of symmetry unlike those vile, cookie-cutter, Western Media Standard TM underaged labioplastied genitals he so lovingly forces his guests to endure.

>>9683082

>>9684928
>>9684551
He's dancing to music, you fucking retards.

>>9684551
>sucks his pinky and keeps on cookin

>>9682872
did he die from aids yet

>>9683225
>women
lel

>>9685353
the peanut butter kills it for me. otherwise, totally fine empty-the-vegetable-drawer fried rice.

>>9685401
Nice blog post, faggot. No one cares.

>>9683532
The editing in this video is cancerous

>>9684551
Look at his fucking mouth when he's spreading out the batter. Fucker is defo on some cocaine.

>>9683082
Millenials were a mistake.

>>9685085

>>9685010
The culling of the dirt rockets

>>9685484
>>9685488
>>9685501
>>9685513
>>9685538
As someone who worked on a debone line at a chicken processing plant, I'm impressed. That second one was eerily familiar to how I took shoulders off of birds. They were coming down the line at 38+ a minute though.

>>9685353
>2 inches of ginger
What the fuck is this measurement

>>9683082
i hate buzzfeed so fucking much

>>9685761
Presumably you take a 2 inch piece of ginger root and grate it

>>9683082
>Did you know most store-bought honey contains no pollen?
No shit, Sherlock.
The fucking bees store the honey and pollen separately and process the pollen into perga or bee bread, what ever you want to call it and merely top it with honey, so it doesn't go bad.

>>9683261
I find petes infantile machismo pretty adorable

>>9684994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etwbnMgDXw4

>>9684635
>it's dead already and it's having muscle spasms like anything does post mortem
>even if it wasn't dead it's a fish and it hardly feels any pain
Retards will get mad at this.

>>9685786
lmao I was excited to see her finish that

>>9685353
No bacon and cheese. I'm pleasantly surprised.

>>9685370
triggered

>>9685885
for what purpose

>>9685940
Taste and post modern humor

>>9685484
I'm vegetarian and this is fucking rad.

>>9684724
i have done this

you can't even taste the tequila!

>>9685353
considering the stuff that gets posted this isn't that bad

>>9685826
Those are definitely not muscle spasms

>>9686019
>Those are definitely not muscle spasms

>>9686031
Yes yes I've seen the webms, but that shark is most definitely alive.

>>9684934
>>9685574
>>9685472

He just doesn't understand bottles

>>9686043
>>9686043
>most definitely alive.
Do you know how a giant shark moves post mortem? Hell it was already cut in half by the time that recording started (you can see it at the end). And to reiterate, even if it wasn't dead it's a fish and hardly has the capacity to feel much in the way of pain. What do you expect some poor chink fishermen to do about it anyway? Waste time trying to find some way to kill it humanely while it starts rotting? Just cut it up and get it over with.

>>9685230
>nealson

>>9684635
This reminds me of the ending to Starship Troopers when they capture and experiment on the brain bug for some reason.

>>9685353
STOP ADDING STUFF

>>9686054
>What do you expect some poor chink fishermen to do about it anyway?
Start from the other end?

>>9686054
>Do you know how a giant shark moves post mortem?
Vaguely, yes. I wanted to study Marine Biology with a specialization in cartilaginous fish before concluding PhDs are worthless.
>Hell it was already cut in half by the time that recording started
Fish can live for a long time with mortal wounds or otherwise on the brink of death. Catfish can survive without water for days. That whale shark could survive being cut in half for probably 30 minutes.

>>9686099
And it's body would still be moving, not only that but you seem to be ignoring the part where it can't feel pain.

>>9686117
>fish can't feel pain
kek you are so meatpilled

>>9682963
That's just unnatural.

>>9686094
Sound really does help this a lot.

>>9685363
are you me?

>>9686134
There has been studies which show that fish don't actually feel pain, at least not like humans do. they react to external stimuli but they don't have a conscious experience of pain.

>>9686158
there have also been studies which show that fish do feel pain. the science is far from settled.

>>9686167
>there have also been studies which show that fish do feel pain
Which ones?

>>9686167
Fish don't have the brain capacity to actively feel pain like humans do. One important aspect of being able to feel pain is having a neocortex and fish don't have it.

jesus christ just shut the fuck up it's not like anyone will come to any meaningful conclusion on the topic, there's no scientific consensus, there's two fairly large groups on both sides, and you'll end up debating wtf is pain anyway and what about suffering bladibla

just read this instead and go yell at the walls http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf

shitposting on this board is just off the charts I swear

>>9686195
>>9686195
>Lobster
post invalidated.

>>9684551
this is meth or coke. probably meth and a lot of it.

>>9685786
is this from pron?

>>9686181
you're pulling shit out your ass

>>9685230
Not even Andy Kaufman was that good

>>9685643
>bailey jay

>>9686235
not really, fish don't experience pain in the same way as humans or other placental mammals do, but they do experience it

>>9685786
DISGUSTING

>>9686285
fish cannot cry and that's good enough to get them counted as vegetables by some

>>9683082
I love how many people blindly believe everything an image says.

>>9683290
I only eat muscles so that my body turns the food into muscle mass at a 1:1 ratio.

>>9684459
can you eat the gray cloth thing?

>>9686361
That's the dough, and yes. The flames flash-cook the pizza

>>9686167
>there have also been studies which show that fish do feel pain.
No there haven't.

>>9685786
Sauce. In every sense of the word.

>>9686394
yes, there have.

>>9685353
where's the beef?

>>9686484
exsqueeze me, you are wrong and are now getting me annoyed.

>>9686508
Omg, must be a rental

>>9686508
why

>>9683125
>Competitive eating is fascinating.

It really is. I feel like its something ingrained into our collective human psyche: a pseudo-religious cultural atavism to bring in a bountiful harvest or something.

>>9685969
>rad
Welcome tumblr!

>>9686519
>must be a rental

no, that's my Prius. most people don't realize there is a convenient way to dispose of sauce lids built right into the car

>>9684792
Someone needs to overdub a few allah ackbars over that.

>>9686599
oh gosh

>>9686599
I came

>>9686031
what's her name?

>>9686043
>alive

That fish has no guts and his head has been chopped off. I don't know how you could make that thing anymore dead.

>>9686113
>Catfish can survive without water for days. That whale shark could survive being cut in half for probably 30 minutes.
Does it really matter if it's still alive if it doesn't have a head? It's not sending those nerve signals back by bluetooth or wifi.

>>9686655
>that spiral
fuck me dead

>>9686655
kinda makes me want to open a backery. then I remember cleaning those bags. also the economic side of things.
>>9685484
>>9685488
this can't be cost efficient. even if you can produce all day with this.

>>9683532
this place is around the corner from me, I honestly have never seen someone order it

>>9685757
That was dumb as fuck and reddit tier humor

>>9686763
>this can't be cost efficient.
They're getting there, they cost a few hundred thousand and replace half a dozen people. If you can afford the initial investment they pay for themselves after a couple of years.

>>9686763
>this can't be cost efficient
If it isn't now, it will be shortly as labor costs continue to rise. There's a reason why things in the West are made on big machines with heavy automation and only a few people running the controls, while in China it's an airplane hangar full of people assembling iPhones by hand.

>>9686054
literally just put a spike through it's forehead at the very least, jesus christ.
A little common courtesy goes a long way you know.

>>9686857
bud deh vish duzn fill bane :DDDDDDDDD

>>9686857
you don't think that shark would eat you and everyone you care about gladly?
you can keep your weak wristed courtesy the world's already worked out its system: kill or be killed.

>>9686850
>while in China it's an airplane hangar full of people assembling iPhones by hand.
webm related

>>9686276
That complaint doesn't even make sense since pubic hair is regulated by hrt so she'd have female pattern pubic hair.

>>9686917
implying madthad is smart enough to know this

>>9686763
It's cost efficient when you factor in the fact these things will run non-stop for the next 25 years with no workers comp for injuries, workfloor shutdowns due to biohazards from accidents, lost product, worker inefficiency, worker health insurance, worker benefits, etc etc etc

Robots are costly up front but over time they're infinitely cheaper and produce higher quality product.

>>9686753
>that subtile tap

>>9686876
Literally the only reason to do this is to claim they have a low unemployment percentage and the minute they switch to automation you'd have millions of unemployed citizens not drawing any income thus being unable to purchase anything the GDP of the country plummets. Paper tiger indeed.

>>9684807
I don't get it

>>9686753
>taps the knife

>>9687024
>>9686963
>>9686753
>>9686629
is it some kind of a timing thing? like to start the timer for how long it takes them to finish cutting shit or what?
otherwise it's the most pretentious memey thing I've seen in a while

I'd get if they were actually chopping veggies that get stuck to the knife or smth but why the fuck tap it at the start?
my autism is triggered

>>9685230
post video link pls

>>9686866
It’s a whale shark, so no it would not eat me.

>>9687037
JUst to settle the knife in the hand/get a feel for it.

>>9687037
Muscle memory/rhythm thing.

>>9687037
Do you do a lot of cooking / chopping?

>>9687037
They saw salt bae do it, so it became a thing.

>>9683082
>the following has been paid for by soylent™

>>9684235
i hope he does one where he blows his brains out with a 12 gauge, that would fucking badass!

>>9687095
That would be pretty fucking metal.

>>9687054
yes, I only do that with stuff like bell peppers, scallions, not-too-sticky stuff that will actually come off the knife if I tap it between "rounds"
the whole rhythm thing is bullshit

>>9687055
this is so far the only reasonable explanation
or the other way around, salt bae saw other famous vids with it so he did it too to be "in" and then it really took off as a meme of its own

I think the chink dude with the chicken only did it as a timer thing, like "timer starts when knife's off the table"

>>9686233
>>9686465
Ava Dalush

>>9687040
https://youtu.be/rrLHjax83w8

>>9687152
Plenty of people countdown in their head consciously or unconsciously before starting a pressured task. You probably do it to in the form of something else.

>>9687152
>>9687152
Salt bae already is "in". He's the chef of a top tier restaurant, he just does the vids for fun

>>9685230
>>9687159
>It's a gag since he uses a food handling glove on the hand he holds he knife with.

It then shows him then using his gloved hand to rip the seeds out of the peppers, which is the reason he put the glove on. Oh wait no, what a joker boy this guy is kafkaesque am I right, dudes?

>>9684724
>filename

>>9685156
What does FBM mean?

>>9687159
jesus christ

>>9683686
>healthier alternative to cheese

Stopped watching there.

>>9687206
>that tapping on the knife

I bet he was real proud of that chop, too

>>9687210
you missed the twist ending where they add a shitload of cheese anyway

>>9687176
Do you genuinely think he's faking or are you trolling? Have you ever met someone with brain damage? Jack has way too many consistent tells to be faking, and has a history of having a stroke.

>>9685284
isn't that the one where he cooked omelette by boiling it in a bag?

>>9687235
Meant for >>9687159

>>9687152
>>9687173
>>9687176
guys it's ok, now I understand >>9687206

Jack does it so it's legit
just gotta give it the ooooool' tappa tappa
and remember you are after all the retard of the pack
when you're cooking with jack

>>9686842
>>9686850
>>9686938
I know that machinery is expensive upfront but pays after some time. what I meant was how slow they are. making the machinery (electricy expensive) but yes, in comparison to humans they end up cheaper. still humans will most probably make way more per hour.

>>9686993
well, in china you have 3world like villages a couple kilometers from top-notch cities.
I guess they still have a lot of badly educated workers that could hardly do any complex job.
china is kinda interesting like that.

>>9686054
>fish don't feel pain
yeaaaaaaah keep telling yourself that meme

>>9686857
>le common courtesy
Dude, it's a fucking fish. It doesn't even know what's happening to it if it isn't dead.

>>9687042
>whale shark
No it's not.

>>9685786
unexpectedly triggered

>>9687152
I was tapping my knife while i was working in a hotel kitchen, salt bae wasn't even a thing back then. It really was just a 'reset' thing for me. Some dont do it of course but hey whatever gets you through prep is useful.

>>9687245

>>9684474
What is going on in this?

>>9686609
>Prius
>Very clearly a newer model Subaru interior

Nice try faggot

>>9687206
Prior to the retarded tapping/chopping that was probably the best knife work I've seen from Ja/ck/. I think he might be as good as my 6 year old niece

>>9687206
>good knife work
>fucks it all up in the end
Well it was surprisingly great while it lasted

>>9685230
>He's obviously trolling you all
People thought Chrischan was an elaborate troll as well. Now look at where that shit has led us now. And you know what?

Years later there are STILL people that believe it's an elaborate troll.

>>9686276
>tranny grows pubic hair
>NOW I AM REMINDED THAT SHE"S A FUCKING GUY
>NOW
Wasn't the dick kind of a giveaway?

>>9684761
This is really stressing me out, and I don't even feel for crabs.

>>9684931
My exact thoughts, actually.

>>9685370
This actually pisses me off more than any other jackpost I've seen.

>>9684782
theyd die instantly though humane as itll ever be

>>9685484
what degree do i need in order to design these machines
1700 libres

>>9685440
*to employ ten of you than it is to buy a conveyor belt

>>9684724
Called a Stuntman if anyone's wondering.