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so I made the mistake of taking my autistic cousin to KFC. there's one close to my office that I frequent during my lunch break, so the workers there are fairly familiar with me. I had to watch him on Sunday while his parents were at church, so I took him there for lunch around 11 before the after church crowds could trickle in. he's usually prerry quiet and reserved, but when he saw they have pot pies on the menu, he started yelling at me "NO MR KITTY ITS MY POTPIE" and laughing. I was mortified and I should have taken him home right then, but I really wanted some Nashville hot tenders, so I didn't. we got to the register and he's still calling me Mr Kitty. the cashier is amused and starts chuckling, and I just hang my head. I order my tenders and I get him a fucking pot pie to shut him up. he keeps saying "THATS A BAD GODDAMN KITTY" and saying "pot pie" over and over. now the workers on the line are laughing too, so I take him over to a corner table to sit while I wait at the counter for the food. I take it back to him and he only eats a few bites. I finish mine, so I ask him if I can have the rest of his. he starts screeching "NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING GODDAMN IT", and the workers are howling with laughter. I finally drag his ass out of there and take him home.

I go in there for lunch Monday, and the cashier says "hey Mr Kitty!" and laughs. the guys in the back are laughing and saying "goddamn it kitty" and having a blast. I make my order and go back to work and they put a fucking pot pie in with my food. they did it today too. I really don't want to have to stop going there, but I can't take this. should I be glad I'm getting a free pot pie out of this, or should I report them to corporate?

>> No.9666923

I'm afraid you also have autism.

>> No.9666931

tl;dr

>> No.9666933

Learn to have some fun, Mr Kitty.

>> No.9667042

>>9666918
kek I hope this isn't pasta

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>>9666918
>mfw

>> No.9667209

It's free potpie retard if some whitedude slapped my head called me a nigger and gave me free burgers and watermelon i would take it and say thanks

>> No.9667246

>>9667209
Fucking this. I've had my fair share of embarassing nicknames like Gamzee
If I could get free shit out of a silly nickname, I'd bear the burden

>> No.9667278

Ya none of that actually happened, did it?

>> No.9667317

>>9666918
>tfw Southpark is so old that those workers probably don't even know what that kid is referencing.

>> No.9668080

Banter m8

>> No.9668268

>>9666918
>being so autistic that you are upset with free pot pies and humorous interaction with other people

>> No.9668286

>>9666918
> The day we found that Autism is contagious

>> No.9668323

>>9666918
You better give that pot pie back right now. IT'S NOT FOR YOU MR KITTY GODDAMNIT

>> No.9668340
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9668340

I didn't read the whole thing and I was wondering why anyone would do this and I decided to check back and realized this individual was autistic. kek

>> No.9668355

>>9666918
Hey Mr. Kitty, I've got an idea: Learn to laugh at yourself. Your cousin basically gave you a perfect excuse to have conversations with new people.

>> No.9668364

>>9666918
>Report them to corporate
THAT'S A BAD MR. KITTY

>> No.9668382

>>9666918
You loved that pot pie didn't you Mr Kitty. You loved the attention.

>> No.9668423

>>9666918
Ha you got trolled by a child with autism. Mr. Kitty is a sourpuss

>> No.9668535

Is this the same dude that argued about beans in chili

>> No.9668737

y would you report your cousin tho lmao

>> No.9668785

>>9666918
MOOOOOOOM KITTY'S BEIN A DILDO

>> No.9668796

Could have been a good joke with them but it turns out you're autistic too and are now a laughing stock. Just stop going in there, you don't need KFC, fatty retard brains

>> No.9669111

>>9666918
On the off chance this is true, this is the absolute best way that could have played out. If they didn't find it funny, they'd just be resentful at having to put up with it. As it stands, they get a good laugh and you get some pot pies.

>> No.9669143

>>9666918
Take him with you again, just make him say
>"NO MR KITTY ITS MY TENDERS"
>receive free chicken tenders for the rest of your life

>> No.9669323

Mr /ck/itty.

>> No.9669394
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9669394

Take it up a notch and report them to corporate for outright mocking your cousin's condition and sue.

Also fuck KFC.

>> No.9670047

>>9666918
is it pie with pot? and is the pot free as in freedom?

>> No.9670082

>>9667209
What about porchmonkey?

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>>9670047
We get our pot and chicken at the same pharmacy.

>> No.9670170

>>9667209
Nigger

>> No.9670173

Got food poisoning from KFC potpies twice. My stomach turns everytim I even look at KFC.

>> No.9670601

>>9668355
this is a good perspective to have, Mr. Kitty.
those folks probably appreciate a break from the tedious day they must have some times.

>> No.9671502

>>9670082
Wouldn't care
Call me a Basketball American for all i care

>> No.9671663

>>9667042
>kek I hope this isn't pasta
If it wasn't, it sure is now.

>> No.9672948

>>9670601
t. wagecuck

>> No.9673795

>>9666918
Laugh it off you autistic cunt your getting free food. They probably like you and will like you more if you say something funny back.

It reminds me of this guy at my old job, he got so drunk that when his food came he started finger painting his food on the table. After that whenever I saw him I'd hand him a pint and a stack of crayons.

>> No.9673808

>>9673795
You always carried a pint of beer and crayons with you in case you ran in to this guy? Sure, buddy, you're story is less believable than OP's

>> No.9675368

wow the last time i heard that 1 i fell off my dinosaur LOL!!!

>> No.9675443

Ahahahahahhaha holy fucking shit
NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO THAT KFC ANYMORE

>> No.9676954

>>9667209
What are you talking abou autist? what stereotype says black people like burgers. It's chicken bud

>> No.9677054

>>9670173
>I was slightly nauseous
>omg fuk KFC food poisoning

>> No.9677119

>>9666918
Take him back again next weekend

>> No.9677493

>>9673808
>not carrying a pint of beer with you at all times
wait, wrong thread

>> No.9677666

>>9676954
so you're so picky you won't take the free food if it's not chicken?

>> No.9677725

>>9676954
I should have said bbq we love that stuff

>> No.9678927

>>9673808
I work at a bar/restaurant retard it's literally my job

>> No.9679611

>>9666931
Anon takes autistic cousin to KFC, cousin starts spouting retarded south park stuff, Anon is now know as "Kitty" at that KFC

>> No.9679695

>>9666918
you should start lying to his parents and make up things that he apparently did getting him grounded as much as possible.

revenge him

>> No.9679716

>>9666923
fucking lol

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>>9666918
>"NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING GODDAMN IT"

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>>9676954
every amerifat loves burgs

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9679866

Great thread OP. You are a good man.

>> No.9680192

>>9679833
I'd put some mayo on that sandwich, if you know what I mean.

>> No.9680296

>>9677725
Nigger