/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,
sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa

kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput.

Ievan äiti se kammarissa
virsiä veisata huijjuutti,
kun tämä poika naapurissa
ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.

Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen
sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj
ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Minä sanon Ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili.

Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
en ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi
ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.
Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää
ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään
vaan minä en luovu Ievasta,
sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.

Broccoli is king

What the fuck is going on in this thread

>>9673311
cabbage

>>9673311
what do you make with it tho

>>9673311
I actually just came into about 15 leaks from a buddy who cleared out his garden because of frost.

What can I make with them? I was going to do soup.

Any ideas?

>>9673338
300% nigga

>>9673311
sweet onion

and I guess potato

>>9673311
Those are some big chives

Spinach bro.
S P I N A C H

>>9673311
Onion, obviously

>>9673311
whats taters, precious?

My answer is onion, but leeks are in the same family soooooo.

>>9673371
Your palate and brain are both too young to understand.

>>9673429
Fry up with some bacon and make try to make a sandwich with it before you eat it all by the spatula full.

>>9673595
This.
Onion is the alpha and omega of cooking.

>>9673723
then why does it hurt me so?

>>9674058
syn-Propanethial-S-oxide

bok choy

tomate

>>9673311
agree, leeks are so good. Yet I only started using them when I started cooking for myself, no one knows how good they are.

>>9674204
What do you make with them? I pretty much never use them because they seem to lack versatility. Maybe I'm just not being creative enough.

Pizza

>>9674210
i tend to throw them into every soup I make. Blend troughly and then chop some of the outer shell part and use as decoration.

>>9674058
the trick is to not form a relationship before chopping. works every time

CUCUMBER
UCUMBER
CUMBER
UMBER
MBER
BER
ER
R

>only people with special edition genes dislike it
>best pickle
>put it in your salad
>put it on your burger
>put it in your snack bowl
>put it over your fucking eyes and get perfect skin
>grows literally everywhere and fast as fuck because it's basically flavored water in solid form without being ice
>dehydrated? guess what you should eat

why aren't you putting cucumbers in literally everything?

>>9673311
Garlic

>>9673311
Chili, garlic, ginger

>>9673323
Thank you, dipshit! Now I cannot get this out of my head!

>>9673429
I made some french onion soup using leeks instead of onions. I did an hour long deep caramelization on them and thought it was very good. I only did it because it was the same kind of situation as yours where I picked a shitload from the garden all at once.

>>9673595
Tasty but not healthy at all.

>>9673311
green onion is preferable to leek tbch

>>9673719
hey there britbong

>>9673409
You use them kind of like how you use onions, except they’re milder than onions so it wouldn’t be repulsive to eat one whole. Grilled leeks are pretty popular

>>9674827
do you use the entire thing? just chop it up and dice it like an onion?

>>9674857
Also, kai choi.
/thread

>>9674723
you bring up a pretty salient point with this post
I didn't think about this until you and you have convinced me
I thank you, you blessed man

>>9673323
please elaborate on the why of this

>>9675227
Preteen vocaloid culture desu. Miku and leeks. It's Levan Polkka.

>>9675187
yeah

>>9675240
>Preteen
pretty sure that was during its prime

>>9673311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgyYKJEnlws

>>9674580
Onions are very healthy for you, you anti-onion shill

>>9673371
tastelet

>>9673311
I stole a leek when I was a kid to just to joke that I took a leek.

>>9673570
this

Chicken and leek pie is delicious

>>9673311
best oldfag meme

>>9673323
I picked leeks from my garden just an hour ago and I was whistling this the whole time.

>>9674580
>not healthy
Where the fuck did you get this idea?

>>9677255
LOITUMA

>>9677255
god i can still hear the music

>>9674170

>>9673723
Onions taste unpleasantly sweet when cooked.

>>9674489
I'm Irish
Most people I know hate them

>>9673311
The Japanese will look at this and say Shimoninanege.

Mushroom is king of veg.

>>9677255
you're making me sad anon

now check em

>>9680048
not a vegetable. not a plant. more closely related to the animal kingdom. vegans should seriously consider not eating them.

>>9673323
>>9675227
>>9675240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI

onions win for how they add flavor. any allium is the same. for straight eating, cruciferous are king, and i really like brussel sprouts. there are tiny ones, "authentic belgian", i got frozen, would love to try fresh. fresh corn on cob is great too

>>9675187
no, you usually want to only eat the lower half
their very compact with their layers so make sure you wash them.
the layers fall apart easily when cut so youtube how to cut before you go at it to save yourself a headache, unless you don't give a shit about proper prep

>>9673323
>Leekspin was over 10 years ago

>>9673311
this thread is stupid and you are stupid for naming a best vegetable

>>9674489
mostly water, not as healthy as other veggies
but imo I love them, so fucking good. and any pickle product ever made

>>9675240
>vocaloid culture
You swine. It was a banger before the weebs even touched it.

>>9680828

>>9680814
thanks for the tips, leek bro

>>9673323
>>9677256
>tfw always whistle this when i pick leeks from my garden

>>9673429
Potato leek soup, or chop them up, put in a vegetable stir fry. Fab.

>>9681693
teh depression

>>9674580
Is bait?

>>9681708
W-we grew up anon