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9667967 No.9667967 [Reply] [Original]

>walk up to In-and-Out
>this chick says, "want a burger? you can have some, pointing downward..

wat do.

>> No.9667972

this isnt food or cooking related. the topic is sexual.

>> No.9667974

>>9667967
Ask for directions to the nearest Wendy's.

>> No.9667976

>>9667972
its about In-and-Out-Burger
wat do.

>> No.9667977

>>9667967
I'd burg-her if you know what I mean.

>> No.9667979

>>9667967
>>>/r9k/

>> No.9667984

>>9667977
elucidate.

>> No.9667987
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9667987

>>9667967
>mfw huge oral fixation
>mfw I pay prostitutes solely to go down on them for an hour

>> No.9667992

>>9667987
>swallowing literal STD fluid

my disgust knows no bounds

>> No.9667996

>>9667984
I'd eat the burger strategically placed near her crotch with much fervor and delight, then after I finished I'd wipe my mouth with a napkin and thank her for the meal and tip my fedora.

>> No.9668002

>>9667996
thank you.

>> No.9668007

>>9667967
Get on a plane and fly to the nearest Five Guys because I'm not poor and I'm not afraid to leave my home state like people who eat at In-N-Out.

>> No.9668008

>>9667967
No thank you. Don't want to imagine all the crabs and various STDs that have jumped off her cooch onto the food.
I don't find this attractive at all. I actually find it somewhat repulsive

>> No.9668016

>>9667967
she isn't white.

>> No.9668017

>>9667967
>reddit tier meme "restaurant"
>reddit tier diversity hire porn star
>reddit tier empty line after greentext

>> No.9668021

>>9667987
I really like the picture you posted. I know it’s a disgusting, rotting carcass, but it looks cool for some reason. Is it the colors?

>> No.9668025

trump wants to ban THAT!?!

>> No.9668026
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9668026

>>9667977
>>9667984
>>9667996
He's lying. He was referring to pic related

>> No.9668051

>>9668026
last night i bondburgered your sister?

>> No.9668092

>>9667967
This stupid whore waited until quitting porn before fixing her frankeboob job. She's also an insufferable cunt. Fuck her

>> No.9668093

>>9668051
You dirty son if a bitch

>> No.9668117

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.9668120

grab a burgers

>> No.9668122

>>9667967
I wouldn’t fuck that with my mom’s dick.

>> No.9668144

>>9667967
Your a whore and you need to cover up and have some self respect, now take my order.

>> No.9668145

>>9667967
call FBI

>> No.9668149

>>9667967
who is this semen demon? does she have any nudes?

>> No.9668157

>>9667967
>skeleton arms
>muffin top
>visibly fat thighs
This does not please the Mushroom tip

>> No.9668163

>>9667967
My fantasy

>> No.9668165

>>9668149
>does she have any nudes
yeah it’s porn star mia khalifa so there’s plenty of her nude cunt getting drilled

>> No.9668175

>>9667987
Hilarious, 2 days ago I prepared barbacoa using cow cheek. I've never seen an image, anywhere, of that very specific area missing in a cow. Maybe the universe is telling me in a way that my eating habits are directly responsible for shit like this, and to the universe I say 'fuck you', cow cheek is delicious and I will keep eating it, even if it somehow leads to my death.

2lbs yield about 1.3lbs cooked. Get out of package, rinse, season with salt and pepper, put in crockpot along with half a medium onion divided into fourths, add 2 large bay leaves, add half a cup of water, and cook on low throughout the night. It's absolutely delicious.

>> No.9668180

>>9667967
Is her body supposed to be attractive? wtf is that

>> No.9668182

>>9668180
those are called abdominal muscles, virgin

>> No.9668205

Mia Khalifa is wierd. I think she's quite attractive but I think all of her porn is terrible.