/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>9656784
You are fucking cattle. I hope someone puts a metal rod in your head, the world would be a better place
Red vines masterrace reporting in

Swedish fish out of the freezer, or slightly dried out and stale Swedish fish.

I love when they develop a slightly hard outer coating.

Zero bar is pretty good.

>>9656841
I'll have to try the freezer thing

Why do people pretend that this isn't the best candy bar of all time?

mfw I unironically enjoy circus peanuts

>>9656879
WRONG

>>9656824
I also like Twix

Truly one of the only acceptable answers

Snickers, sugar babies, starburst, and old school penny candy in general.

The kingsize bars taste the best with beer

Best candy coming through
It has to be one of the big bars though. Those bite size mini ones are for peasants and faggots

>>9657119
And for no one to eat during halloween

>>9656784

>>9657304
How's the grandkids?

so chewy

>>9657328
This shit is GOAT when microwaved.

>>9657330
I prefer to shatter it and eat the various bitesized pieces

>>9657328
EWWW

>>9656784

Milkey Way,

or Sour Patch,

or,.. umm..

Jolly Ranchers.

or Heath bars.

Four very different types of candy, all the best in their class.

Either Swedish Fish or Kit Kats.

If we are talking homemade stuff salted caramel can't be beat.

>>9656784
>red """""licorice"""""

>>9657304
My m8, pay no attention to this fucker
>>9657325
See you at bingo, I'll bring some werther's

Mine is probably Good & Plenty.

>>9657304
I used to devour these as a kid.

>>9656824
Do red vines or the purple kind have more flavor then twizzlers?

>>9656861
>>9657051
>>9657100
>>9656909
>>9656879
These black gentlemen get it.

>>9658730
what do these taste like?

>>9658740
High fructose corn syrup

>>9658811
Not really.

>>9658740
Like bad black licorice. I chose them because they are the only candy I really like at this point, and actual black licorice doesn't count as candy to a lot of people.

>>9658816
>Not really.

Dont lie, I bet it's the main ingredient of the product.

>>9657304
Wtf happened to the Orange n Creme ones?!?!?

>>9658820
Nope, sugar is. Corn syrup is in there, but it is not the same as HFCS.

>>9656784
Skittles
LaffyTaffy
Milky Way
and i always hated them but now Harribo makes their own version of Sour Patch kids and its delish

>>9658820
Nope, sugar is. Corn syrup is in there, but it is not the same as HFCS.

>>9656879
>>9656899
feel sorry for the both of you

Albanese-brand gummi bears. Also 7-11 brand gummi bears, which are just Albanese ones from the 'slightly irregular' pile packaged in 7-11 bags.

>>9658735
Red Vines are marginally better than Twizzlers, but both are kinda gross.

Panda is where it's at.

>>9656879
>>9656899
>>9658863
Whatever nerds

>>9656879
>>9656899
>>9658863
>>9658923

>>9656824
Red vines are red coated candle wax.

>>9659655
Sniggers

>>9657100
You have good taste

>>9658740
A saccharin coated candy with an artificial black licorice flavoring.

You're better off getting the real thing desu. Sweet and salty black licorice is delicious.

Baby Ruth is the best chocolate bar

Smarties are rhe best chalk candy

Jelly Beans are the best holiday candy

Caramel Drops are the best candy that your grandparents leave out

Fun Dip is the best novelty candy

Atomic Firebombs are the best Cinnamon candy

Mike and Ikes are the best gummy candy

Gobstopers are the best jawbreakers candy

Sweet Tart Chewies are the best sour candy

Make way for the true king of chocolate bars

>>9659803
for me it's the dark lion because the white one is triggering my liberal sjw behaviors.

>>9658863
>seunikeojeu oteu
kek

get fucktin rekt fakkits

>this thread
TIL that chocolate is considered candy to Americans.

>>9660068
>missing the majeu part
Look at the sign.
>majeu seunikajeu-oteu
And directly above that, on the wrapper itself
>meomchuji anneun enaji
Why not say
>meomchuji anneun him
instead?

>>9660497
TIL chocolate apparently isn't considered candy outside of the U.S.

>>9656879
This

>>9658893
this is a terrible brand of licorice because it tastes more like molasses than anything else

>>9656824
>you're dumb for liking flavorless red rubber #1
>flavorless red rubber #2 is clearly the superior choice!

you should take some time and consider how you come to such retarded conclusions because it's probably negatively impacting other parts of your life

>>9656784

These. Motherfucking. Jellybeans. Normally I hate jellybeans. Shit like Jelly Belly is ok but nothing I'd prefer or actively buy. But these things are so goddamn good. I buy one bag a year during Easter and savor them for months, eating a few a day.

This shit.

>>9660762
It is. That bitch is just being an annoying eurofag.

>>9656841
My nigga

Weird, over 50 posts in and no Europoors screeching about how American chocolate is trash.

>>9661485
TASTES
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Only after a night or two in the freezer

>>9661502
I like the vomit taste of Hershey's. It has the same molecule that makes Parmesan taste funky. I've heard British people say that Parmesan tastes like "sick".

>>9656861
the dad choice

arooo

not my favorite overall but certainly the best red licorice that i know of

>>9662503
>Just found out they make a mini version of these.
>Stick them in the ice tray area of my mini fridge.
>Cry a little because it's the perfect snack size to cold crunchy ratio.

God-tier

>>9662299
Who freezes chocolate and why?

>>9663609
where can I get some in Ausfaggia?

>>9663635
Dunno my kangaroo friend.
I live in italy and i can buy it everywhere.
Try on amazon

>>9656784
how do they compare to red vines?

>>9658863
>Map of Australia

What's that got to do with these things? Australian oats?

>>9660417
Nerdalicious were better.

>>9663635
Aldis

>>9663687
Anzac biscuit flavoured snickers my dude

>>9663693
>Anzac biscuit flavoured snickers

How in the fuck have we never got that in Australia?

>>9663695
The Jews don't want to encourage mateship

>>9656814
;)

>>9663609
how do these compare to sour patch watermelons?
>>9663577
You talkin about the boxed ones? I tried those and they didn't taste like charleston chews at all it was strange
it was almost like an off brand imitation charleston chew flavor

>>9659797
Mike and Ikes are basically jelly beans

>>9663648
OP here, I don't really know. I haven't had Red Vines for long time, so I don't know how they compare

>eating any sugars

>>9663786
Fuck off Joe rogan

>>9663625
I'd imagine it melts slower, so it'd be better to savor.

>>9658821
They were discontinued

>>9663609
Tastes like perfume.

>>9661485
The only europoors that'd screech over chocolate would be the swiss, and those seem to be some elusive fuckers here on /ck/

>not being able to pick and choose all your favorites and pay by weight in every supermarket

For me it's jolly rancher

>>9665554
>they always have cute girls working at these candy places

fucking why?

>>9665574
you mean at the grocery store?

>>9665590
That only works in first world white countries tho, otherwise niggers would steal all that shit

>>9656784
These taste so empty, there's no flavor, nothing.

>>9656824
red vines are fucking disgusting

at least twizzlers makes an effort to not taste like fucking medicine

The only correct answer.

>>9665554
>Mexican kids have probably run their filthy hands through all of those
>Probably stale because those shitty plastic boxes don't block any airflow
>Ends up being absurdly expensive compared to just buying normal packaged candy

I refuse to have anything else

Out of my way, chocolets.

>>9665934
>>Mexican kids have probably run their filthy hands through all of those
depends on where you live
>>Probably stale because those shitty plastic boxes don't block any airflow
rarely
>>Ends up being absurdly expensive compared to just buying normal packaged candy
~7$ for 2.2lbs

>>9665654
don't you have cameras?

They dissolve your mouth if you eat too much but god damn I love these

>>9665996

>>9663625
Freezing chocolate reduces the sweetness on first contact and allows it to keep it's form longer when you're chewing it. Let's you enjoy each bite longer

>>9666267
Cameras don't stop theft

>>9666367
>eat half a bag
>tongue is raw for a week

>>9659641
woah i've never seen these, they look fucking great

>>9660867
>savor them for months, eating a few a day.
such discipline

>>9667934
i miss them so much

these bad boys

Crunchie's are good

>only ever see these at the local deli
>they used to be $1.50 a package
>price goes up to $3.50
>then they stop carrying them

>>9667880
this is painfully accurate

>>9668219
>gay bacon strips

>>9656879

My nibba. Can't get enough of Snickers.

>Go shopping today.
>Remember this thread, remember someone mentioning cow tails being awesome.
>See some.
>Buy one.
>Fucking gross, but ate the whole thing anyway.
I fucking hate you people.

PayDay is fuckin great

>>9663648
Twizzlers taste more, for lack of a better word, waxy.

>>9656784
ooooh favorite is a hard thing to nail down. But i'll submit this hood ass candy a co worker recommended to me a while ago, picrelated. Its like the inside of Butterfinger but it cuts the bullshit and adds some coconut.

>>9668275
They're better when they're stale. When I ate candy I'd let the package sit open for about a week before I ate them.

>>9667939
Such a lust for revenge