/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A little metallic for my liking

DO

fuck you

>>9665222
0/10 bread and a 0/10 bullet shooter apply yourself

>>9665231
>0/10 bread

nigga this is fresh locally made wheat bread

>>9665222
Better not spill that soda on your pistol.

>>9665222
/k/ would be proud.

>>9665239
It's not long though.

*gets shot on next shopping trip*

>>9665222
>trips
>filename

>>9665255
Oops shoulda been a laughing frog

>>9665249
yeah, it's pretty little bread. i get it from the chinese supermarket, some local bitch makes it.

local free range uncured bacon, vine ripened farmers market tomatoes, local butter lettuce, stonewall kitchen roasted garlic aioli

>>9665222
I can dig it

>>9665222
It looks a little undercooked for my liking.

>>9665222
Did you shoot that tomato yourself?
I'd much rather hunt for my own veggies than get the ones that sit out at the store.

>>9665222
i thought that was a sandwich press from the thumbnail 2bh

>>9665222
Don't let any bit of that sandwich touch your vp9, it might jam.

>>9665293
>not pointed down range
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9665222
Classical american school lunch
also checked
also check mine

>>9665222
Gun looks too plastic. You'll look autistic using it.

Haha op eats lead

>>9668158
What would happen if you ate a cartridge?
Lead poisioning?
Eternal bleeding?

>>9668164
It would be very painful.

>>9665239
Like hell it is. I can tell from the pic that it's far too dense. Probably gums up on the roof of your mouth.

>>9668173
You're a big gun.

I use a pistol case to carry my knives in. Works quite well and was only like $15.

>>9665222
what the fuck IS that pistol? can't see any mfg marks and I don't recognize whatever the fuck that long bar is on the side of the frame

>>9665222
Fucking excellent taste in handguns m8, Walther or go home niggers. although the sandwich looks a bit lacking.

>>9665293
I don't think either of those can chamber the rounds shown.

>>9668164
Some lead toxicity, but not much. Swallowing a round with a shot is some macho bullshit that people actually do. You'll shit it out with minor oxidation to a lead tip. A fully jacketed round has no effect, and could be fired immediately after being rinsed off.

>>9668301
>Walther
noguns detected

>>9668207

What? It's a fucking P30. How the fuck can you not recognize that shit?

>>9668763
Because I'm not a fucking encyclopedia and not a particularly big fan of H&K ("We fucking hate you, now give us your money") to begin with?

>>9668777

Wasted trips. Point is you act like it is some rare memegun and it is literally one of the most common guns on the market right now.

>speed loader
OP has weak fingers

>>9668855

Noguns out.

>>9668859
Looks like a speed loader to me

>>9668897

yeah but what retard wants to load rounds by hand? Especially if you are at the range, you can be loading hundreds of rounds, you're either a retard or a troll if you unironically believe the shit you post.

>>9668904
W E A K
F I N G E R S

>>9668926

I hope you get shot in the dick with .308.

>>9665222
You've got too much iron in your diet.

>>9668207
>>9668763
It's not a P30, it's a VP9 you fucking know-it-all fag

>>9665222
Spent all your money on a gun you don't shoot and now you can't afford decent bread

>>9669666
In America not having persistent, sexually vivid home invasion fantasies is for the liberal bubble elitists who don't know how the "real world" works.

Guns are far more important than food. Some day our turn will come and we'll need to be the hero just like the definitely real, in no way made up "It Happened to Me" stories published in the gun magazines

>>9665222
phaguette/10

Let's see

>BLT
Top tier sandwich, but upon closer inspection..

>untoasted bread for a BLT
>More tomato than bacon
>Mayo only on one slice of bread
>Eating raw pumpkins

4/10 is the best I can do

>>9669675
Guns can get you food, city rat.

>>9669675
> In America not having persistent, sexually vivid home invasion fantasies is for the liberal bubble elitists who don't know how the "real world" works.
What if you're a far left liberal who dreams of someone assaulting/invading your home so you can shoot them in the head?

>>9669755
>pro-gun liberal
How does it feel to vote against your own interests every election?

>>9669691
and it's even in the wrong order, he made a btl, not a blt

>>9665231
You sound like a Taurus and Wonderbread guy.

>>9669776
It hurts, Anon, it hurts a lot.

I wish this country had more than two parties, because the ones we have just aren't cutting it.

>>9665222
>be american
>eat lunch
>get shot

>>9668855
>>9668897
>>9668904
>>9668926
The speed loader comes with the VP9, it's shitty, but I do have weak hands, and I do use one! I highly recommend this product.

https://www.amazon.com/Maglula-UpLULA-Magazine-Loader-UP60B/dp/B001HBHNHE

If you're firing like 90 rounds at the range, who has time to reload mags over and over?

>>9669867

>>9669906
>superiority
Only in terms of body mass, fatty.

>>9665222
Please don't do it, there are people who care about you and things will get better.

>>9669867
>be yuro
>go outside
>get run over by truck of peace

>>9669973
>be american
>go to church
>get shot
>be american
>go to concert
>get shot
>be american
>go to faggot bar
>get shot

>>9669980
Good.

>>9669980
>be yuro
>go to concert
>get shot by snackbars
>be yuro
>go to work
>get shot by snackbars

>>9669988
>tfw yuro
>tfw my country has less terrorist deaths by snackbars per capita than the us

>>9669980
Got a problem with weekends, faggot?

>mom's spaghetti

>>9665222
Kys/10

What happen to the guy who ate uranium?

>>9670185
No idea, but I imagine it involved some post-oral sodomy.

>>9670141
>paper plate
>store bought garlic bread slices

>>9670141
>Serving hot food on plastic-laminated plates
ISHYGDDT

>>9670214
>hating on premade garlic toast
That shit is delicious. Any hipster that thinks I need to marinade a soft but superthick slice of bread in garlic butter can kiss my ass.

Raw toast/10

>>9669973
>Be Nip
>Go outside
>Get run over by Truck-kun

>>9670229
>preparing and cooking food is 'hipster'