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9662682 No.9662682 [Reply] [Original]

>I just love coffee!

>> No.9662711

i should buy some cream for my coffe ! :3

>> No.9662718
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9662718

>>9662682
>I love sugar milk with a hint of coffee flavour

>> No.9662728 [DELETED] 

COVFEFE

>> No.9662743

what is it about coffee that makes people so mad

>> No.9662747

>>9662743
they have a case of the mondays

>> No.9662755

>>9662743
They haven't had their coffee yet. ;)

>> No.9662759

Ah ah ah...

>> No.9662903

>>9662718
this. Why the fuck would you be offended by not spelling out every ingredient in a non-black coffee?

>> No.9662920

>>9662743
There's such a stupid coffee culture in North America that's not even about drinking coffee, it's about looking like you drink coffee

>> No.9662980

>>9662920
It's the same reason why light beer exists, it's beer for people who want to down 6 beers without getting fat or getting too drunk, they gotta drive over to their job at 6am because they get basically 0 mandated vacation days a year.

Americans have an obsession with working hard regardless if they're efficient or not, and they want to be seen drinking beer even if it doesn't do any good.
Same with coffee drinks (known as specialty coffee beverages), most coffee sold in the US is in the form of a specialty beverage with a coffee syrup base and no real coffee, it's coffee for people who need to be seen drinking it.

>> No.9662984

>>9662980
>Or getting too drunk

Light beer is usually the exact same ABV 4-5% as the normal beer

>> No.9663002

>>9662980
>this assblasted that he's a social retard
Dumbass.

>> No.9663014

>>9662920
>nobody can ever willingly enjoy something that isn't sugar how dare you scream at MY obese society for eating too much sugar FUCK YOU tooth disease? what tooth disease

God you people are so fucking driven to associate everything people do to urge you in a healthy direction with some fucking clique that it's blinded all of your senses. Fuck you stop driving up my healthcare costs!

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9663047

>ugh let's hit up a Starbucks, I need my caffeine
>buys a 'refresher'
Might just break up with my girlfriend over this.

>> No.9663056

>>9663014
Huh? What are you trying to say, that he's an American and self-hating Americans overcompensate for poor eating habits by policing others?

>> No.9663062

>>9663047
Sounds like a stupid and petty thing to get worked up over.

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9663068

No talkie I'm not ready for this thread yet

>> No.9663069

>>9662980
>people who want to drink but don't want to get fat or too drunk
Whats the problem, again?

>> No.9663072

>>9663069
light beer tastes like watered down selzer water with a hint of beer, i used to hate beer until I found out beer wasn't supposed to taste like bud light

>> No.9663073

>>9663062
It's a comical exaggeration, son.

>> No.9663078

>>9663073
you got worked up enough to google a pic of the drink and complain about it

>> No.9663079

>>9663072
You're right, light beer is shit. Some people love holding their cans though.

>> No.9663086

>>9663078
Eh, it didn't stress me out. Is it important to you to blame me for that?

>> No.9663116

>>9663072

It's also cheap and you can drink a lot of it. Not my favorite but I drink it.

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>>9663014

>> No.9663203

>>9662682
Are there any places that actually serve macchiatos like this?
Every time i order one, they mix the milk and the espresso so I just get an iced coffee and I think it beats the whole point.

>> No.9663216

>>9662920
>There's such a stupid coffee culture in North America that's not even about drinking coffee, it's about looking like you drink coffee
i have never encountered this, but probably because I live in Canada and not the US where that sort of trendwhoring and "keep up with the jonses" behaviour runs rampant

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>> No.9663289
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>>9662743
Drinking Coffee is Like committing Suicide but Without even Actually getting to Die afterwards.

>> No.9663302

>>9663289
Wow! Informative and sensible!

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9663312

>>9663222
;)

>> No.9663343

>>9663312
*steps on lego*

>> No.9663351

>>9663203
Starbucks

>> No.9663353
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9663353

>>9662682
>tfw not enslaved by the caffeinated jew

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9663356

>>9662682
>>9662718
I like coffee and milk, and when I want coffee I usually make it with equal parts of each. But, I make the coffee really strong so it's not diluted, and I don't add any sugar. The only way for me to get "real" coffee that's strong enough is to just boil or cold brew it so I can use a high ratio of coffee to water, or use pic related. I had this leftover after using it in a couple recipes and it actually makes a decent cup. It's a lot easier to make stronger coffee with instant.

>> No.9663369

>>9663356
Also if someone wants to drink sweet coffee milk, who cares? That tastes good too if you want a sweet dessert-type drink, especially if the weather is hot.

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9663372

I've been flushing my pourover filters filled with wet grounds down the toilet twice a day, every day.
Should I just stuff them in a planter pot and mix it with potting soil to form compost?
Does filter paper decompose into compost properly?

>> No.9663374

What does /ck/ think about coffee icecream?

>> No.9663379

>>9663353
There is literally nothing wrong with drinking caffeine. In fact i find myself more productive on days i drink caffeine in the morning.

>> No.9663389

>>9662743
Might be the same thing with medium-rare steak, hot dogs not having ketchup, chili not having beans, coffee without milk or sugar, etc. It's part of someone's culture and/or identity that they take pride in, so doing it differently and doing what they consider abhorrent might make them feel insecure. They want to think that their way of doing things is good and right and if someone does it differently then they have to think that they might not be perfect and have all the answers for outsiders to look at them for, and they begin questioning everything from who they are to why we're here and they descend into a downward spiral of madness and nihilism ultimately culminating in an agoraphobic depression that lasts for months until they come to some kind of realization of what's truly important and then they let people enjoy things differently from how they enjoy them, but not many people can handle that and come out okay on the other side so they just get mad

>> No.9663393

>>9663374
I like it in a milkshake but store-bought ice cream is too sweet for me and it makes my throat get irritated if I eat it plain.

>> No.9663405
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9663405

Forget about coffee, have a taste of this

>> No.9663409

dont talk to me before ive had my coffee

dont talk to me after ive had my coffee


dont talk to me

>> No.9663415

Coffee with heavy cream is amazing

>> No.9663417

>>9663374
i always get tempted to buy ice cream to put a scoop of it in my coffee but it just never works out like i expect it will and i just end up with cold milky sweet coffee with disgusting separated milk product in it

now, a shot or two of coffee over a dish of ice cream, thats gud

coffee-flavored ice cream is bad though it always tastes not quite right

>>9663372
composting takes longer than that

paper will take too long but you can throw the grounds into a plant pot just fine, i do it and nothing bad has happened to my onions yet

>> No.9663436

>>9663417
>i always get tempted to buy ice cream to put a scoop of it in my coffee
Most ice cream has cooked egg in it so you might have little pieces of egg white floating in there. Probably not a good idea, but you could make a milkshake with coffee ice cream and use coffee instead of milk to dilute it. The flavor of coffee in ice cream is different because sugar has a flavor to it and there's a lot of it in there.

>> No.9663444

>>9663415
heavy cream is that 30% whipping cream?
What does that even taste like?
I tried straight half and half and it was like sipping melted butter.

>> No.9663457

>>9663072
this
american light beer is so bad compared to real beer from europe
even spanish beer has more character

>> No.9663464

>>9663457
>american light beer is so bad compared to real beer from europe
Drinking a really cold light beer when it's 95F in the middle of summer is pretty good, but not at any other time.

>> No.9663471

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TWJnNHEKZU

>> No.9663518

>>9663464
would be better if it was a Franziskaner or a San Miguel

>> No.9663559

>>9663389
Wow nice armchair analysis. Sorry not everyone likes your choice in beverage.

>> No.9664242

https://youtu.be/kLFSGiX_A_U

>> No.9664246

>>9663072
what if you like seltzer water

>> No.9664261
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>groupmate always talks about how much she loves coffee, how she is such a good coffee connoisseur and uses special roasting pots and hates machines
>go to starbucks with her and couple of other groupmates
>she orders "coffee" that is 50% cream 50% sugar

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9664291

>"I am a coffee aficionado!"
>is american

>> No.9664677

>>9663374
I've only had Blue Bell's. It's really good but it could have a stronger coffee taste

>> No.9664681

>>9663086
>Eh
The hallmark of the smug beta male.

>> No.9666427
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9666427

will watching pic related teach me how to make coffee?

>> No.9666440

>>9663216
It's there in Canada too, haven't you seen what people order at Timmies, m8?

>> No.9666451

>>9666427
Grind beans to consistency required of machine
(Some brands such as Kickass coffee even have a small guideline on the side of the bag in different sized dots)

Use water boiled to a consistent temperature

????

Profit

>> No.9666458

>>9662682
>Lol stop liking what I dislike it literally makes me mad

>> No.9666463

>>9666427
No but watch it anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9zAptMlHFI

>> No.9666465

>>9664261

Makes sense, if she really likes coffee why would she tolerate the swill Starbucks serves?

>> No.9666505

>people who walk and drink coffee
sit down and enjoy it instead, preferably with some pastries. It's relaxing.

>> No.9666511

am i faggot for heating milk, whisping it and then putting cinnamon on top

>> No.9666529

>>9666505
These people usually have jobs to go to

>> No.9666543

>>9666505
Most people treat coffee like some wake up juice and could't actually describe the taste to you, they just expect it to taste bitter.

>> No.9666544

>>9666529
So have it in the morning before you leave for work like a normal person

>> No.9666633

>>9663312
clean your fucking room

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9666644

>>9664681
>calling someone who has a girlfriend a beta male

The telltale sign of an omega male

>> No.9666649

>>9666644
>make up stupid story
>it's not even interesting enough to be made up
>get called out
>i'm not the beta male, YOU ARE!!!

>> No.9666664

>>9666649
I ain't even the same guy friendo

Now say something cool about coffee or leave

>> No.9666683

>>9666649
>>9666664
You guys are cute, whens the wedding?

>> No.9666695

I've been drinking black coffee since I discovered the local sludge at the gas station down the block is so strong there was no possible way to get rid of that taste. 4 years later I'm still going strong, though I indulge in a creamed can coffee whenever I'm too fucked to make a pot.

>> No.9666749

>>9666649
Nah, you're a classic Huxley delta. Embrace your position.

>> No.9666799

>>9662980
>most coffee sold in the US is in the form of a specialty beverage with a coffee syrup base and no real coffee

Do you have a single fact to hack that up?

>> No.9666822

>>9663457
You realize light beer is just one type of beer in America right? Is popular because it's cheap. You're comparing McDonald's to fine dining. Microbrews are where the "real" beers reside.

>> No.9666838

>>9663457
>even spanish beer has more character
Dont talk shit about my Moritz you fucking nigger

>> No.9666856

the level of autism needed to get this angry at somebody adding milk and sugar to coffee is beyond the comprehension of most medical professionals

>> No.9666883

>>9666856
There's literally a guy in this thread complaining about people walking while drinking coffee. Coffee autists are unreal.

>> No.9666899

>>9662980

t. soyboy ipa drinker

>> No.9666962 [DELETED] 

>>9666644
>having a girlfriend is an accomplishment
WEW

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>>9666962
It would be for you

>> No.9667084
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9667084

When did it become cool to market coffee exactly like craft beer?
>a fine craft coffee
>draft ice cold brew coffee on tap
>nitro cold brew
"nitro" means they injected nitrogen into the coffee so it can form a thick foam head when poured from a tap, just like beer.

Who actually enjoys this shit?
Coffee tastes absolutely nothing like beer.

>> No.9667092

>>9667084
There's a lot of people with disposable income I guess.

>> No.9667109

>>9667084
It went from niche to basically everywhere about 3 years ago, but I live in NYC and we're like a decade behind when it comes to coffee trends, so I assume some time around 2005 anywhere with a coffee culture that actually matters

>> No.9667115

>>9667084
I had this for a while until I realised how gay I looked in my flover shithole. Now I just get americano with one ice cube in it to enable chugging before work. I think my original interest in it had to do with my minor stint wit guinness and dark ales since they all sort of taste like smooth creamy coffee to me.

>> No.9667123

>>9662920
Speak for yourself in basic land.

>> No.9667132
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>>9667115
>not drinking a thing because you think it makes you look gay
I know it's scary to move all the way to the coast, but maybe Chicago? Baby steps? They have recruitment adds all the way up and down 8th avenue in Chelsea so I bet you won't get killed there.

There is no reason for your kind to live in fear anymore.

>> No.9667141

>>9663069
Not being fat is a kind of body shaming. Also, in Wisconsin "I'm not drunk I'm just buzzed" is like some kind of weird e-peen contest, to see who can drive home and kill the fewest people (a hit and run doesn't count because it doesn't go on your record if you don't get caught)

>> No.9667161

>>9667010
>the virgin wew
>the Chad smug dog

>> No.9667211

>>9667132
I don't think you understood. It's not about being afraid of cletus, you just need cletus not to make fun of you before you both go repair power lines.

>> No.9667344

>>9667084
Nitro coffee tastes disgusting
Cold brew coffee is ebin

>> No.9667393

>>9666427
Persona 5 has good coffee tips if you hang out with Sojiro.

>> No.9668415

>>9663289
Where can I find a cute misato gf? :(

>> No.9668419

>>9663405
>"have a taste of this"
>not "have a sip"

Literally one job.

>> No.9669124

DON'T say you like bread if you don't eat flour out of the bag with a spoon.

Seriously, I'm a huge coffee snob (always straight coffee, always single origin, always nordic roast, and my espresso setup costs more than my car) but ripping on people who like milkshake type drinks that feature coffee is silly.

>> No.9669138

>>9662682
>mom gets coffee with octillion creams
>gets angry that it tastes like coffee

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>>9662743
Ah ah ah

>> No.9669255

I only drink latte machiatto
fight me

>> No.9669316

So we can all agree that only manchildren and women drink anything other than strong, black coffee, right?

>> No.9669338

>>9663312
Unless the drinker is left handed, the text is on the wrong side of the mug.

>> No.9669412

>>9662711
You should, a little cream with your coffee is good!

but

I believe your retarded because the joke is "a little coffee with your cream" in this case, and you fucked up son!

>> No.9669461

>>9669316
People that enjoy bitter tastes are psychopaths. Which would explain the extreme hate witnessed in this thread.

>> No.9669535

Since this is the /coffee/ general tread, I figure I'd ask here. I've never had anything other than instant coffee, and I'd like to get myself a french press. Apparently it's best to grind it yourself, so I'd get a manual burr grinder too, but the grinder costs just as much as the press itself! What the fuck? Why does a grinder cost 20 whole bucks? Is this an error?

But seriously, which press and grinder do you guys recommend? I wouldn't want any more than a 3 cup one.

>> No.9669552

don't talk to me before I've had my coffee and 1,500 calories!

>> No.9669615

>9669124
not even worth a you lmao

>> No.9669620

>>9669338
no shit

>> No.9669648

>>9669535

Start simple before you go and buy grinders and designer beans.

I'd say get a Moka pot. French press or an Aeropress are fine as well. They're all pretty much tried-and-true. Get moka pot/french press if you prefer the oily coffee and Aeropress if you prefer smoother coffee filter coffee.

Then just go and buy a bunch of different types of ground coffee. Try different brands, roasts, intensity, 100% arabica or arabica/robusta mix etc. See what you like.

>> No.9669649

>>9663014
Who are you replying to? That is some major sperging of I ever saw it.

>> No.9669650

>>9669461
>Waaah waaah I can't enjoy the subtle flavors in coffee! Waah waah I need sugar and cream and fat in my coffee to make it like a treat :3 My tongue doesn't like icky flavors bleh ! xP

Unironically neck yourself.

>> No.9669654

>>9669648
Alright, I'll forgo the grinder and use preground beans until I get the hang of the coffee device.

>> No.9669779

>>9669650
https://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/science-confirms-that-people-who-like-ipas-are-psychopaths/

This puts you in the same category as Dahmer, Bundy, and Rodger.

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>>9669779
>Articles say psychopathy
>Actual study says "Antisocial Traits"

Sweet lovers confirmed for illiterate emotional normies

You know, like basic starbucks loving white girls

>> No.9670189

>>9669338
>not being beverage ambidextrous

>> No.9670197

Was pretty surprised that after only like 5 years of drinking coffee when i recently cut back from 2 cups in the morning to 1, i got the withdrawal headaches (very light though).

>> No.9670218

>>9670159
That's what aspd is : sociopathy

Retard

>> No.9670222

>>9670189
Fuck, I realize now that I'm retarded.

>> No.9670252

>>9662984
>>9663002
>>9663069
>>9666799
>>9666899
Retarded americunts Apple shit posers lmao

>> No.9670263

>>9670252
English translation, please?

>> No.9670288

>>9663379
t. jew

>> No.9670310

>>9664291
>>"I am a coffee aficionado!"
>>is american
LOL this

>> No.9670322

>go to starbucks
>order brewed coffee
>cashier just stands there for a few seconds
>cashier: "that's it??"
>"yeah"
>"do you want room for cream?"
>"no"
>"any syrup shots?"
>"uhh no"
>"ooooookay your total is $2.75"

these people act like machines holy fuck

>> No.9670338

>>9663444
>I tried straight half and half and it was like sipping melted butter.
You can't use the same amount as you would if you were using milk, you have to use a lot less because of how rich it is. It has a different flavor since there's no protein or lactose in it, not as sweet.

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>>9662920
It's more about addicts self-rationalizing their milkshake habit

>it's just a coffee/tea teehee

>> No.9670396

>>9670263
Here's a translation
>OBSESSED

>> No.9670410

>>9670322
you could always help them by saying 'brewed coffee black', but i get that you want to be indignant about the experience.

>> No.9670687

>>9670396
One of the few funny responses around here anymore.

>> No.9670706

>>9670687
kys

>> No.9670730

>>9669255
>i only drink mochafrappachappadappacouchies
just drink it black faggot

>> No.9670900

>>9662682
I love coffee. The darker, the fuller, the more bitter the better. However, Everytime I go to Starbucks I get a whole milk latte and it's the only thing I'll get. Peets coffee in San Francisco is objectively the best coffee joint chain.

>> No.9670992

>>9662682
I like my coffee black, but i would be lying if a said i didn't enjoy a cold (or hot) creamy sugary coffee every now and then. Its refreshing when you're dead tired and need some calories

>> No.9671407

how do I make ice coffe with v60? do i just use alot less water than normal and fill the cup with ice? I'll probably add milk to lower down the temps quicker.

>> No.9671421

>>9662743
They’re addicted to caffeine so their brain just behaves irrationally all the time

>> No.9671422

>>9670992
this desy. ive been drinking black coffee for a month now but i would easily still enjoy super sweet and creamed iced coffee if someone had to buy one for me.

>> No.9671452

>>9662728
I don't get this meme.

>> No.9671455

>>9671407
Just make cold brew with cheesecloth tbqh

It let's you make liters of it and flavor it however you like

Don't use preflavoured beans tho

>> No.9671470

>>9663389
good post

>> No.9671501

>>9663559
I can't believe you couldn't even comprehend a simple armchair analysis

>> No.9671625

>>9662682
That's not coffee, that's from Starbucks you fucking imbecile

>> No.9671680

>>9671452
Trump tweet

>> No.9673466

>>9663216
>thinking that Canada isn't worse
I can tell you don't live anywhere near a city, be thankful.

>> No.9673478

>>9671680
What?

>> No.9673525

>>9673478
Trump made a mistweet months ago where he said "Despite the negative cofveve" and deleted it, then doubled down by joking there was a hidden meaning

Most people joke it's a misspelling of Coffee

>> No.9673530

>>9673525
Thank you. I suppose that is rather humorous. I wonder why he doubled down.

>> No.9673718

>>9662682
Are you implying there's something wrong with adding stuff to coffee, or with iced coffee?

>> No.9673751

>>9663047
>3/4 of the drink is ice
Why is this allowed?

>> No.9673754

>>9673530
Fucked up, narc ego kicked in and made him spin a lie that he was j-just joking. Happens to all of them.

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>>9662743
because it's disgusting but people pretend it tastes good to seem adult and sophisticated

at the end of the day it's bitterburnt fuckin beans steeped in hot water so you can consume the stimulant drug inherent within

aint nuttin more than cukwadder fuckin estrosoup

half the fuckin world is addicted to a drug, masquerading as a beverage, masquerading as a sophisticated flavour palate profile mouthfeel artisan no talkie juice

fuck you fuck coffee, most of all fuck ameriKKKCUNTs

>> No.9673820

>>9673718
Right? I was having coffee with a friend once and this came up
>them: I just like to taste my coffee
>me: yeah and I like mine to taste BETTER

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9673821

>people who say "I need MY coffee", "I love MY caffeine", "couldn't live without MY cuppa"

god fuckin die

>> No.9673822

>>9662920
No it's not. That may be the case with Memebucks, but outside of that coffee culture is about consuming caffeine while masking the bitterness of coffee with flavorings, fat, and sugar.

>> No.9673827

>>9673820
Coffee is versatile.

I like black coffee. I like coffee with tonnes of cream. I like chicory coffee. I like iced / vietnamese coffee. I even live those elaborate Starbucks style coffee milkshake things.

The only thing I totally can't stand and don't get is sugar in hot coffee. That's disgusting.

>> No.9673867

Who /tea/ here?

>> No.9674043

>>9663389
hey man i appreciate the thought you put into this, i think you hit the nail on the head

t. agoraphobic depressive

>> No.9674136

Starbucks wage fag here. AMA

>> No.9674178

>>9668419
>autism

>> No.9674225

>>9673810
you sound mad

>> No.9674235
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9674235

*sips liquid fedora*
don't talk to me till Ive had my coffee, man... nothing beats that fresh ground taste with 6 creams and 6 sugars, I couldn't live without my coffee, man

>> No.9674340

>>9674136
can you get me free shit?

How hard do you roll your eyes when someone tries to order off of the secret menu?

>> No.9674346

>>9674235
wait aren't energy drinks the literal liquid fedora?

>> No.9674820
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>>9673867
me

>> No.9674892

Socially awkward guy here. What does it mean when girls bite their lips when they see me drinking a cup of black coffee?

>> No.9674928

>>9673821
>Says while posting a tumblr tier gif

>> No.9674954

>>9662743
It's because of the pretentiousness of starbucks addicts

>> No.9674964

>>9671407
Weigh out 150-200 grams of ice into your karaffe that you do your v60 pour into. Measure 36 grams of ground coffee and subtract your ice mass from the total 540 grams of water for the regular pour. You'd pour to 340 grams if you weigh 200 grams of ice, for example. Pour your coffee over ice when finished and you should have a decent iced coffee.

You're honestly better off with a toddy rig if you want cold brew though. V60 isn't really meant to produce iced coffee.

>> No.9675086

>>9663073
you never know
desu I would break up with a chick over this

>> No.9675091

>>9663312
at least its a clear glass
clean your shitty room

>> No.9675185

>>9662682
do you mean caramel horchata?

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>>9663356
If that's how you like it you should get one of these and make turkish coffee

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9675223

Got my hotplate in the mail today so I can finally use my ancient epresso machine. It was my grandparents before my parents and to my understanding they brought it from Italy when they came over in the 50's but I'm not sure of the manufacturing date. Anyways what grind should I use for an espresso machine?

>> No.9675222

>>9663374
I actually have a question about this. How do I make good ice cream coffee? Normally I only drink espresso and eat chokolate ice cream, so is chokolate too strong of a taste for a coffee drink? Or do I need vanilla? How much milk do I need and is adding whisky too much?

>> No.9675244

>>9663312
beat me to it

>> No.9675279

>>9662920
No it's still generally about the caffeine

>> No.9675315

>>9666440
>triple triple
Fuck, and Tim Hortons coffee is practically water when it's black

>> No.9675335

my lamia tulpa refers to Starbucks as "gay coffee"

>> No.9675336

uh uh, i don't need anymore habits that cost money. i drank the little cold coffee drinks for a little while though.

>> No.9675344

>>9675279
Half of starbucks menu doesn't contain any caffeine

The frappucinos for example contain at best a espresso shot for the whole thing and sometimes not even that, it's just an expensive creamy slurpee

>>9675315
>I'll have 5 cream 5 sugar pls
I thought people were joking

>> No.9675370

>>9674954
Are you sure you're talking about the 2010s and not 1990s? Starbucks is the epitome of basic

>> No.9675376

>>9663389
Steak must be medium rare, ketchup acceptable on hot dogs, beans belong in chili, idgaf about stuff in coffee.

This is the only correct opinion to have.

>> No.9675516

>>9663457
Estrella Damm is awesome.

>> No.9676523

>>9674892
it's a specific subset of cringing

When you're socially awkward, it's easy for everyone to see. You were probably looking extremely nervous or were hunched over the table like a dying flower. Nothing to do with what you were drinking

>> No.9676613

>>9663047
Theres caffiene in refreshers though

>> No.9676615

>>9663312
Clean your room you animal.

>> No.9676617

>>9674235
>trying to force this meme even though you know you'll never be able to trick the 90% of the population that drinks coffee into thinking they're all hipsters

You're the 10%. You're the hipster.

>> No.9676618

>>9663216
Enjoy your flyover mate, do i ever miss rural living.

>> No.9676653

>>9675223
That's just a moka pot you dingus

>> No.9676950

>>9676653
Are you sure? I thought forcing coffee up through the grinds by boiling it makes espresso.

>> No.9677168

>>9662743
Food is just a fun inoffensive thing to argue about. Everyone loves arguing but can't handle talking about real subjects.

>> No.9677222

Out of all the guides which is the best for a beginner like me to start with

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9677873

>>9669649
>>9663185
>>9663056
It's the idea that nobody can ever legitimately enjoy the taste of something bitter, that it MUST be a sekreit agenda to look kewl in societyeee xDDD in these hipster fucks.

You can't enjoy anything to these people, it's always another attempt to make Poe's law real. Fucking fatasses enforcing their sugar imperialism onto me because I don't follow. EAT SHIT!

>> No.9678168

>>9677873
You're reading ass backwards you fuck face

>> No.9679167

>>9673810
someone hasen't had their cofee yewt ;)

>> No.9679418

>>9662743
It's just people helplessly addicted to caffeinated bean juice so their way is right. See drunks and tweekers.

>> No.9679434

>2017
>Not just taking a shot of espresso every 4 hours
>Not drinking it with a glass of whole milk
>Not having beer or bourbon afterwards

It's like you want to be stupif

>> No.9679445

>>9663379

t. not a cardiologist

>> No.9679447

>>9663405
Wow, it's fucking carbonated acid.

>> No.9679479

>>9666644
> Both of you giving a single fuck about what women want

>costanzaface.jpg

>> No.9679495

>>9662682
Y'all ever had coffee on a Reservation?

The red man has that shit on fucking lock.

Like I honestly want to drive back to Montana solely for the purpose of getting another one of those cups of coffee.

>> No.9679496

>>9667109
NYC is behind on coffee trends because the entire goddamn city runs on drip coffee and has shit to do.

>> No.9679507

>>9663216
Coffee in western Canada is literally the worst I've ever tried

I think it's not as bad on the east coast though

>> No.9679535

>>9674043

Nothing good comes from sitting in your house. Get out and live.

>> No.9679538

I don't get why people prefer having more cream/milk in their coffee than actual coffee. I just drink mine black with some sugar

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>>9679538
>black with some sugar
>black
>with some sugar

>> No.9679554

What's incredible is that this bothers you at all.

>> No.9679575

>>9676950
He's right.

>> No.9679582

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

>> No.9679594

>>9673810
Cringe.
You remind me of when I used to have the palate of a child and puckered at the taste of coffee and out of spite claimed that everyone who liked it must have been pretending.

>> No.9679610

>>9676950
I've seen this referred to both as moka and espresso (in germany it's wrongly called "espressokanne")

The result doesn't taste like espresso but still good imo

>> No.9679617

>>9679582
Ad-Rock pls go

>> No.9679738

>>9679575
>>9679610
Is the difference just pressure?

>> No.9679756

>>9664291
The united states objectively has the best roasters of the world.

>> No.9679763

>>9667084
cold brew is better than the classic method of serving old coffee that has cooled down. the nitro thing was cool the first time you tried it but its not worth the price. i don't think anyone thinks it tastes like beer though.

>> No.9679773

>>9663356
you could try using a moka pot which probably makes the strongest coffee of any method besides an actual espresso machine

>> No.9679789

It feels nice to drink good,simple coffee.
Store bought coffee powder,milk and water.

>> No.9679803

>>9679545
Sugar doesn't change its color, does it?

>> No.9679834

Why do I get jitters when I drink even weak coffee?

>> No.9679884

>>9679738
Not sure if it's only the pressure but it is the biggest difference (I think it's less than a tenth of the pressure you need for an espresso)

I wouldn't really compare it to espresso, it's a beverage on it's own

>> No.9679984

I worked in a local coffee shop for a while close to a high school and those kids' coffee drinks were outrageous. They'd get a vanilla latte with extra vanilla and then put fucking sugar packets (or sometimes Splenda?) in it.

>> No.9680011

>>9679984
I know this story isn't true. Kids don't like sweet things at all so it must not be true

>> No.9680085 [DELETED] 

>>9679984
I worked in a servo and saw a dad let his hyper kids buy 140 dollars worth of lollies and sugar drinks and chips. He sat on a chair and let them grab whatever they want around the shop, they were at it for like 10 minutes and then gave one of them 150 cash to buy it themselves

>> No.9680268

>>9663047
not gonna lie though, the lime refresher is pretty good