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9659432 No.9659432 [Reply] [Original]

>pepper shits

>> No.9659437

>having such a weak digestive system that your shits burn after eating any form of spice
Just remove yourself from the gene pool.

>> No.9659441

>>9659437
>having so little going for you that you brag about your shit not hurting on a backwoods shitpost board like /ck/

And what a life you must lead.

>> No.9659450
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9659450

>>9659441
What, might I ask, is more important than shitposting online?

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9659456

>>9659437
It's so delicious going in though that I always go overboard. Then the next morning is a stomper and some times I even have to take a nap afterwards to heal up.

THE THINGS WE DO TO OURSELVES

>> No.9659458

>>9659450
1v1 me on League of Legends and I'll show you a shitpost fucking anime posting faggot

>> No.9660288

>>9659450
Eating, breathing, etc.

You can't shitpost if you ain't alive.

>> No.9660618

>>9659458
>1v1 me on League of Legends
OH SHIT HE'S GOING IN LADS

>> No.9660622

>>9659432
>Wyppl

>> No.9660626

>>9659432
I've never experienced this. In fact, the only people I know that have experienced this are fat and shit multiple times per day.

>> No.9660690
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9660690

>Pepper juice on hands
>Forget to wash them
>Go to pee

>> No.9660923

>>9660626
Then you've never eaten anything that was actually spicy or you eat so much that everything else you ate is able to dilute all the pepper.

>> No.9660942

>>9659437
>i have superior genes because my natural deterrent for bad food is not working
Ok man

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9660949

>>9659432
What kind of pepper are we talking about here? Just what you'd find together with salt, or are you eating the actual fruits? How many Scovilles?

>> No.9660975

>>9660288
>implying the ghosts of deceased shitposters don't haunt 4chan, shitposting from beyond the grave

>> No.9660992
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9660992

>handle Thai chilies
>wrap up prep
>start to finger my gf

>> No.9661046

Am I the only one that likes when my asshole burns?

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>>9660949
>Just what you'd find together with salt
Come on, anon. Obviously we're talking real chili peppers if you're getting pepper shits. ~350k to be sure.

>> No.9661352

>>9660992

fuck off normie

>> No.9661357

>>9660992
A friend of mine lost a girlfriend like this.

>> No.9663105

>>9660690
>Harvest some of my meme peppers after months of carefully tending to them
>Cut them. and make them into hot sauce
>Finger gf afterwards

Needless to say, there was some anger involved