/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9636214
Previously >>9608987

>swervin on them sips

sippin' on gay aIDS semen because sippers are faggots

>>9636396
Very very edgy post

>>9636614
facts are edgy, kid

These are shill threads. Why elsd would anyone dedicate so many moments of their life to post and meme about energy drinks?

>>9636214
YO YO YO /SIPBOYS/ YO!!

just went with the classic ultra zero sips today

>>9636396
Nice, I'm having an Ultra Citron from my collection. Exquisite vintage, shame it's been discontinued.

>>9636631

>>9636869
kek

>>9636214
>forced viral marketer shill memes

disgusting, this has never been funny nor enticing

you should all be fired, I hope your manager sees this

>>9637023
Look at the spacing. Look at the newness. This is a nonsipper kids.

/cringe/ general

>>9637023
Non-sippers are the worst

>>9637081
you got your bosses cock all the way down your throat today
bet those dollars taste good

don't type sip, you sound like a moronic asshole.

>>9637103
Don't let people bully you into changing your spacing anon.
That's just sad.

>>9637112
i'm not the same person though

>>9637134
Oh? I didn't know more than one person would come into a thread they don't like just to leave their insightful feedback and call everyone here a shill for liking a certain energy drink.

Is this a black thing or just a retarded thing? If it's a black thing I'm ashamed of all of you.

>>9637145
well, it's true
more than one person has come into here to call you shills

I just need to know what jizzhole created this monumental stupidity.

>>9636631
We're just having a bit of fun. Picture it like this:
We're standing in a group having a good time talking about our mutual interest.
You're standing in the distance getting pissed that someone likes talking about something you don't.
It's pretty easy to just hide the thread if you don't like it but people love to come in here and complain like anyone is going to change their mind about liking sips because somebody else called them a shill.

>>9637154
If I could get paid to drink energy drinks and shitpost I would but the reality is we're just over here having a laff while you guys get butthurt.
The shill accusations make it a bit more fun actually.

The most I can say about the marketing group assigned to shitpost these threads is at the very least they don't do it for free. But I mean, these are some weak ass Facebook tier memes.

>>9637170
i am sure it makes the job easier to deal with role playing that you enjoy your life

>>9637177
>memes

>>9637189
>Pretending to love my life
Man I have the best life in the world I'll run you through my average day.
>Wake up at 9:30 under a literal mountain of sweaty pussy
>Climb my way out of my king sized bed stepping groggily over the 11/10 harem of chicks
>Reach into the fridge and grab a Monster Energy brand Zero Ultra Sip.
>Pound it in one drink and go throw on a designer shirt (Bucci) and get ready to go to work
>Crack open another Sip for the road and climb into my Bugatti
>Drive 100 all the way to the Monster Headquarters where I'm greeted by the valet/fuckslave
>She sucks me off while I enjoy another Monster product
>Sit down at my $8000 shitposting rig and fire up 4chin.biz getting ready to convince some idiots to buy Refreshing Monster products
>Someone calls me a shill and I laugh while I get sucked off under my desk by 100 girls at once
>Crack open another sip
>Get a raise because I'm such a prolific shitposter, making sure there's no downtime
>Shit was cash
Just bought myself a private jet so I can shitpost across the world at peak hours in every timezone, you don't stand a chance kid.

>OP clearly says “real sip boys only”
>thread full of nonsippers
>nonsippers can’t read
Sad!

You people are fucking weird.

>>9637217
Kek. Three sips in one day.

S I P B O Y S

>>9637217
good roleplay
you aren't a good shitposter or shill though
but maybe one day
probably not though

>>9637233
Salty. Perhaps I'll allow you to lick my neon piss (from all the B vitamins) off of the chest of the least attractive chick in my harem.
Only if you're a good boy and have your sips though.

>>9637255
maybe if you keep trying to sell me sips your boss will give you a little sip of his cum for a raise
maybe if you are a extra good boy and manage to make some decent content and posts he will give you a bonus cum sip

>>9636214
You should all be banned.

>>9637283
Thanks for sharing! I personally enjoy that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ with breakfast, on the drive to work and/or school (traffic sucks lol!), or while I'm just chilling on the couch watching streaming content and checking my fantasy sports teams on my tablet device.

And did I mention Zero Ultra™ has ZERO calories but still tastes great?

Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ works for me. Don't you think it's time you try that first sip?

[SPONSORED]

>>9637311
you should be ashamed

>>9637201
That's what they are though.

>>9637177
>these are some weak ass Facebook tier memes.

Are you sure about that? Check this

off to the /sip/ shop boys, been 3 for 6 for months, will update with a flavor selection when i return.

it's snowing too boys, she's a comfy one tonight

I miss you sip boy. Come back to me.

>>9637470
Fuck she's a frosty cunt out there tonight boys but I made 'er. Trekked up to the Mac's in a fuckin blizzard with the old hound, fuck yeah boys got a good /sip/ selection.

Y'all tried this new purple /sip/? They give me a fuckin insulated lunch kit with her boys I couldn't turn that fuckin whore down now could I? Keep the lunch warm for the boys up here in the north bud, get squirrely on those 14 hour days alone out in the bush without a hot lunch boys believe me, start talkin to yerself real quick

I found a few cases of these sips at an old grocery store in Washington.

>>9637677
Monster is evil fellas.

>>9637677
State or DC? Please say DC.

>>9637589
Please post more often.

>>9637378
Why do you do this?
What possible reason could you have for doing something like that?
Back in my day when we were bored we raided habbo hotel. Now you kids are making energy drink natsoc fusion memes.
What happened here?

>>9638157
Sorry to tell you this anon but state. We are talking about rural Washington here.

>>9638184
It’s just one guy making those. No one reposts them. People repost the good shit like pic related.

>>9636214
catch me in the gym parking lot shotgunning S I P S A N D L I S T E N I N G T O deathgrips

>>9637103
it sure does sweaty, my bosses thick 500ml MONSTER cock ;)

>>9637311
>>9636667


not

>>9637311
>>9636667

fuck i can't see straight. remove the "not". need more sips....

>/fit/ meme is now a general on /ck/

like pottery

You are all a bunch of faggots

>>9638191
Battle Ground? Better not be.

This is the expected shittest thread on /ck/ right now

Anyone have any rare sip suggestions? My roommates are keeping all the assorted cans

>>9639793
rare? no. but you're missing Kick Start

SAGE


Daily reminder that anyone that drinks monster is a degenerate an probably lives in a trailer park and drives an eclipse with a ricer muffler

>my new favorite sip

>>9639807
Not a sip

>>9639860
Drinking blue razz right now and it's pretty nice, that's definitely a rare flavor. I would definitely buy it.

Fucking FINALLY

>>9639278
I'm like 90% sure it was Pomeroy. I was driving to Lewiston, ID from Portland, OR.

Last weekend I was trying to get a lot of drinks with redbull to keep going, but wow redbull must be less powerful than coffee. Why do people drink piss flavored water that doesn't wake you up more than a glass of water? Why don't they use something that's actually good at flavor and energy in bar drinks such as NOS?

>>9639793
yellow nos, not rare but had it the other day and it was dope.

how is the gridlock, was tempted to try it the other day at aldi

>>9640581
I think Gridlock is about the same as Monster, and I like Monster so I like Gridlock. I'd personally give Gridlock the edge over Monster, but the ultra whites for each are indistinguishable from each other.

This is a /fit/ meme! Your DYEL bodies cannot handle S I P S. You must cease before it destroys you.

>tfw when Manolos put you in jail for sipping.

I thought this shit was ironic

>>9640683
It's post-ironic

I am a S I P B O Y, and I am not employed by Monster Energy™. I have posted, many times, extolling the virtues and benefits of sipping in this thread and in many others. I do so of my own accord and have not been coerced or paid in anyway to do so, other than coercion for a love of sipping and the energy it brings me. I take offense at the suggestion that these threads are paid advertisements. They are in fact, THE OPPOSITE. I pay for my own internet connection and the sips I spread the gospel thereof. It is the opposite of paid advertising. I happily pay these sums for a chance to make the world a better place.

IN FACT. When we consider that energy is defined in physics by many units, one of them the calorie. And we, at the same time, consider that Monster Energy™ Ultra™ beverages are energizing and yet contain zero calories, one might be moved to such judgement that Monster Energy™ Ultra™ branded beverages are indeed a MIRACLE.

I would pay three times as much for each beverage, and twice as much for my internet connection to have the joys of spreading the word of this blessed miracle. Peace be unto SIPBOYS.

>>9636214
nothing is better than BANG

>>9639860
dude nice

Ill give you this, its been awhile since Ive seen shitposting so persistent. Monster spent their money well to create all this free shilling even if its ironic

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little sip thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Can of Monster Energy photoshopped into the hands of a pop culture icon, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about an energy drink. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic sipfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "S I P B O Y S S I P B O Y S S I P B O Y S." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>9640860
How rekt do you have to be to post shit like this?

>>9640860
Good copypasta *sips respectfully*

Only right answer

i can't afford that monster, thats like 3 dollars a can.

>>9637220
this.
baka

>>9640860
Saved

>>9640880
Newfag

>>9637081
no

u

viral

marketers

pls

go

>>9638820
>now
It has been months

step aside slags

>>9641558
Wow u posted it again

>>9638184
>Why do you do this?
>What possible reason could you have for doing something like that?

Just enjoy these perfectly crafted memes that tug at the fabric of time and first sips.

Enjoy your diabetes shills.

>Drinking satanic jew juice and not red bull

>>9642183
>>Drinking satanic jew juice and not red bull
Red Bull CEO is great though. I'm protected from the satanic jew juice senpai

>>9636214
I like a Lil sip with my chip

>>9642006
These memes are shit tier compared to where this meme was a couple months ago. You need to catch up, son. Here's a hint, drop the /pol bullshit.

>>9642525
>drop the /pol bullshit
Variety is key.

All the other kids with the Monster Sips

>>9642610
>Variety is key.

>>9637677
Why is this sip so rare and hard to find?

>>9639793
spider, which is slightly better than venom for the one dollar sip bracket

>>9637223

They work for Monster, and are promoting their new Energy Drink.

>>9642765
which is?

>>9642626
It was just suddenly discontinued a few months ago.

>>9636214
>Report Submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...

>>9642088
Wow i didn't know sucralose gave you diabetes. Give us more of ur scientific wisdom.

>>9642770
I have no idea personally, I'm not being paid by Monster

>>9642925
Reminder that talking about reporting threads and encouraging people to report threads is against global rule 7.

7.Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

This is food and cooking related. The SIPBOYS just love their drinks and want to celebrate and discuss their flavors and sipsperiences. I'm not sorry that we continue to like something you don't like. Grow up and realize that's how the world works. You won't like everything other people like and that's ok.

SIPBOYS are inclusive, and we welcome you with open arms. But there are rules on 4chan. SIPBOYS proudly respect and honor those rules. You should too. And hey, if you're feeling a little down because you realize you were in the wrong, just be a grown up and apologize. Maybe try cracking open an ice cold Zero Ultra™. It always makes me feel better.

SIPBROS IM WARNING YOU
NEVER EVER EVER DRINK/EAT SOMETHING REALLY SWEET AND THEN SIP AN ULTRA ZERO
IT TASTES LIKE FUCKING MULCH AGGHHH

>>9643010
>I'm not being paid by Monster
Neither are the S I P B O Y S

I figure this might be a good place to ask. Is there a drink with the classic energy drink taste but without the stuff like guarana, coffeine, taurine etc? Energy drink without energy if you will.

>>9643029
Sips are all about relaxation, if you have all that sugar it's just gonna make you hyper.

my kidneys hurts

>>9636214
YAW BOW, GOTCHA GOT IT BAOYS SSSSSSIP YOY, SSSSIPIN'

>>9642489
Be careful they’re ruffled

>>9643719
you need more sips

>>9643034
Monster Unleaded.

>>9643794
kek

I have not even fucking get my first fucking sip of this fucking fuck day

this should alleviate my hangover

>>9644176
*teleports behind you*

>>9644201
haven't tried any rehabs, and am new to sip land
are they half decent?

>>9644201
This actually was a really good hangover cure when I was in high school

sip to win

I really don't understand this.

I still don't understand these threads or what they're about

>>9644359
>>9644324
then leave

>>9644359
>>9644324
I dunno what you are doing here then

>>9644359
theyre for hawking drink products to the impressionable

>>9643795
Thanks anon.

Tried some new drinks over the week.

Monster Mango Loco was alright.
Tasted more of orange then mango though.
Threes stars, ambivalent towards sipping it again.

Monster Ultra Violet is the shit.
Great refreshing flavor.
The zero ultra left a bit of a funny aftertaste but I didn't notice anything like that here.
Five stars, could sip forever.

I've got an ultra black and an assault in the fridge I'll get to later.

>>9644361
>>9644373
>>9644389
I wish to understand

need to stay hydrated while im sick
ideal recovery sip suggestions?

>>9644580

>>9644519
Ultra black is delicious, the cherry flavor is smooth as heck and makes me want to go back for seconds

>>9644564
Lurk the threads then, become familiar with the terms and memes then you will begin your path to being a S I P B O Y

>>9644617
Black is the shit. The tangy citrus carries the sucralose well.

Not a meme

anyone had pussy sips?

>>9644564

Then just read, learn, enjoy and become a S I P B O Y

>>9637217
>(Bucci)
OHhhhh

>>9644519
I had a mango loco yesterday and thought it was dank as fuck squadboi

I tried Ultra Black™ for the first time. It tasted kinda like crushed up children's vitamins, but the citrusy black cherry taste started getting stronger and I started digging it. Its a very complex sip that would work equally well with a steak, or dorritos.

Then my face woke up, whole face felt awake. My skull/scalp felt tingly and awake. I was driving and I felt like my attention and focus were quadrupled.

That shit has never happened from coffee. The 11 herbs and spices they put in their Monster Energy Blend™ do something special to my brain. 11/10 will be sipping again.

>>9644210
I prefer them to ultras, and I love ultras as much as anyone.

>>9644617
Super heckin’ smooth baby

>>9639793
get that fucking red bull can down from there

guys I'm scared I've sipped other colors
I've sipped other energy drinks
I've sipped coffee
I've sipped tea
I see the white can now and I get scared.
Am I a big enough boy to take that first sip? What's a good safe way to ease into that first sip? What's a place I can count on to provide me that 2 for 4? Would something happen if I poured some into juice I know its sugar free, but I want a lil summn summn for daddy. All those B vitamins scare me too I don't know if I could handle it which is why I want to water it down a little bit.

Anyone wanna share stories of their first sips? I'm on the fence of converting into a /s i p b o y/

*drives car over sip boi

>>9642006
Wait a minute Ryuuko drinks sip? Where can I find this product? Are there any other popular attractive anime characters who drink sip? Any jojos drinking sip? Any Madokas, Shingeki no Kyojins, Dragonballs, Baki the grapplers, Narutos, or One Pieces sipping?

>>9644816
pussy sips what are you gay? This is the man mans sip.

lads

>>9647394
>tfw

>tfw 3 for $5

>>9636631
>being so autistic you can't distinguish between funposting and actual shilling

wait until you get a hold of-
THE NIGGA SIP

>>9648334
fuck off nigger

My mum brought home V sugar free.

WTF

Killer Citrus SIP while I study in a hotel for an exam tomorrow

>>9636214
the people who drink these things are just like smokers.
they smell like electricity and fruity shit.

>>9648648
it's meant to be a joke but now people are unironically drinking the pancreatitis jew

>>9636214
cringiest meme on this board

>>9636214
>G E N E R A L

>>9644617
this

not a bad sip, better than red for sure, perhaps tied with orange, and inferior to white and yellow sips

on a side note, why is only 1 can per day recommended
is it the caffeine? or the overabundance of the vitamins and other dank additives

>>9647394
Is this the true power of sips?

you think the monster gear thing will come back.?

if the uniformed sipboys with were you mailed in monster can tabs and got clothing

I stopped dipping for a good two years

I was miserable
I told myself I was addicted to that sweet sip but the withdrawl never went away

Two months ago I took my first sip
My eyes were opened and my soul has reawakened

I've decided to go back to school

>>9637217
One day therell be an award ceremony for pasta and youll give an acceptance speech

>>9637093
>>9637108
>>9637148
>>9637162
>>9637177
>>9638867
>>9639815
>samefag
>nonsipper
>O B S E S S E D with sips
Maybe it's time you take a sip bro

>>9637589
it's funny because I know exactly what your voice sounds like based on what you typed

Nov 5

2017

/sip/

>>9651376
That is a nice chalice, bro.

>>9649932
>is it the caffeine? or the overabundance of the vitamins and other dank additives
Ya 200% daily value of ur B vites is a good amount for a single day

>>9640778
the /sipboys/ creed

I work in a sip factory ama

>>9651605
Are you an Oompah Loompa?

>>9651605
What’s this we hear about an upcoming watermelon sip? Is it sugar-free? Will it be available 2 for $4

>>9640374
Underage b&

>>9644580
water you silly cunt

>>9636214
Eggy is that you??

This worth a sip?

>>9644359
>>9644324
Are you retarded? Is it really that difficult to gather what it's about by skimming through the thread and looking at the posted images?

>>9647057
damn, sugar overload but that donut looks fucking amazing.

>>9636214

Why don't people like Redbull anymore?

>>9652057
>anymore
Have you tasted RedBull, ever?

>>9652062

I actually like the taste, it's fine. I don't get the hate.

Red Bull is pretty good just too expensive. The red and yellow flavors are especially dank

>>9652057
>>9652071
>>9652073
Ah, the red bull shills have arrived.

>>9652062
All energy drink taste similar. It's overly sugary diarrhea and diabetes will teach it to you soon enough. If you drink the ones with artificial sweeteners you'll get cancer instead. Enjoy your sips you retards.

>>9652089
That one is so fucking good

>>9652089
Not even shilling, I'd always take a monster or rockstar over red bull but there's nothing really shitty about red bull.

>>9652071

>>9652096
>Red Bull shill with the classic undersell
Nice try bud

I've been drinking Redbull since it first came out.

Drank about four a day as a little kid, honestly don't remember how I reacted to it. Redbull doesn't actually have any 'get-up-and-go' but I've always liked the smell/flavour.

Stopped drinking it for about 15 years, decide to pick one up the other day and it was just as nice as when I last had one.

No I'm not a fucking shill, and your Monster shit makes my skin crawl, I legitimately have an allergic reaction to whatever shit is in there.

>>9648618
I like Rockstar, but this is fucking gross.
Like a uncarbonated Surge.

drinking this shit just makes me uncomfortable and gives me the shits

>>9652136
>>9652166

>>9652176
They’re like roaches man. Fucking Red Bull shills.

>>9648618
The only good Rockstar is that fruit punch one

>>9652197
>not liking the original or orange

>>9644210
yea, they are good man. you wouldn't think it but it's really a nice change of pace from the usual carbonated shit.

I don't get it.
Monster smells like electricity and urine. Is that the joke?
Cause that would make sense. Ironic memes have a strange history. It just seems weird that the anarchic post-post-modern memescape would push out something that feels like an advertisement.
Is the joke that there is no joke?
Is the joke that it's blatantly pro corporate?
Is the joke that the joke sucks?
Help me.

Is it wrong to only like original green monster?

>>9652208
Nice blog

>literally just funny tasting soda

What benefit do they possibly provide?

>>9652208

>>9652208
Sip posting is nihilistic and ultimately tribal. Doesn't matter if their posting genuinely comes off as corporate shilling, to them it's not even a joke or a meme. The fact that there probably once was a legitimate shill who somehow meme magicked a sip ball rolling down the hill picking up useful idiots into existence, and that these useful idiots are an echo chamber for these large corporations all the while not getting paid or actually being recognised in any capacity, is astonishing.

It's not even a complex meme, but they do enjoy it when they rustle jimmies. That's probably the only satisfaction you can get when you continuously dedicate a few hours a day to participating in the discussion on energy drinks.

>>9652089
>Ah, the red bull shills have arrived.
Damn!

Fresh out the box sip

>>9652293
No hat

>>9652136
>>9652208
>>9652282
Ah, the bloggers have arrived.

>>9652089
>red bull shills

>>9638311
death sips

>>9652282
You couldn't be more wrong. It's not nihilistic and its not tribal. It is extremely complex, like the flavor profile of an ultra black. We sipboys are not "useful idiots" as you so glibly assert. If you give us 200% DV of 4 different B vitamins, do we not use it replicate our DNA? If you put us in traffic, does it not suck (lol)?
People like you who try to understand art, culture, and lifestyle - who try to place things in neat and tidy boxes - are doomed to live a life of disappointment and failure. The sipboys promote a lifestyle and all that entails. There is nothing more for a causal nonsipper to understand. But start to sip, and live the life, and you'll find you don't need to put anyone in a box. You'll become compassionate about your fellow sippers. tolerance and inclusiveness will naturally become your way of life. You'll no longer be dismissive and snooty. People will be your friends and you will belong and share belonging with others.

It's not a meme. That's why people don't get it.

You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

>>9636631
agreed

i tried them and they taste like sugary water. no one actually likes sips it's all for shill

>>9652326
T R A F F I C S U C K S 2 0 1 7
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9637589
aussies don't use y'all, you stupid hick

>>9652326
Holy shit I’m sipping black tomorrow

>>9652222

it's actually worse than soda, it's like if you rammed soda with multiple times the caffeine & sugar, alongside a bunch of other chemicals and additives that drastically increase your chances for a heart attack.

energy drinks are unironically one of the most unhealthy things you can legally put into your body.

>>9652414
>sugar
Never fucking fails.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys realize you can get sips at 2/$0 if you just steal them

Where my /H E L L B O Y Z/ at??

>>9651691
is this spam flavored?

>>9652414
>alongside a bunch of other chemicals and additives that drastically increase your chances for a heart attack.
source??

>>9653615
Momscience Magazine

sipboys 2017 more like soyboys 2017 lmao

>>9654206
Take your semen/piss drinking ass back to /b/ faggot

>>9654541
>being this butthurt in a millenial soda thread

>>9653574
Just tasted like another generic cheap redbull imitation.

>>9636214
kys

>>9654911
Whoa! Very very edgy post my friend!

>>9636631
Probably for the same reason McDonalds threads exist. Or any other corporate bullshit fast food. Difference being it's a lot harder to prepare a palatable, low-sugar energy drink than it is to just make your own goddamn hamburger.

>>9647100
we ytmnd now

>>9652208
grow up

S I P B O Y S

black cherry is better than the white can shit.

>>9656949
It's okay to sip white.

>>9656720
That white man!

>>9656720
what is this a reference to?

S I P B O Y S

>>9656720
Mixing it with black is even better

>>9652326
This post brought a tear to my eye, amen.

>>9652502

not every energy drink is sugar free idiot

Are you guys all Giant Bomb fans or something?

>they got caught by the caffeinated jew
kys you're selves faggots

Have an Ultra Sunrise sip. I think I like it more than Zero Ultra, but it's still pretty good. I've tried Pipeline Punch and Khaos, but I don't care much for the juice. Recommend me some sips.

>>9658128
“Sips” refers exclusively to sugar-free energy drinks newfag.

>>9639793
Franks energidryck.

Blitzcrank reaching for him /sip/

"I'mma grip n sip"

>only have been sipping for two weeks and I can't get through the day without them already
Fuck you /ck/ for memeing me into this addiction and fuck myself for being so weak

Anybody else /sunrisesipp/ this morning?

>(You) ol' pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass, trick-ass, sucker-ass, fuck-ass, dick-in-the-booty-ass, K-Y Jelly-packing-ass nigga
>(You) better get your bitch ass up off the street, nigga
>(You) got five seconds to get your hating ass up outta here
>(Y'all) know the motherfucking sco', y'all non-sippers, get the fuck up out of here, bitch
>Nigga, it's some sipping-ass niggas in here, we putting it down in this motherfucker

>>9659039
S I P P I N G - A S S N I G G A S 2 0 1 7

Drink up, Judah Ben-Hur

Are we /sippin'/ tonight my fellow gamers?

I can't wait for my /sip/ and gaming session all nighter.

>>9636214
kys, kill this meme

>>9659115
Rockstar isn’t a /sip/ you fucking moron.
Newfags.......

>>9659125
Rockstar is an energy drink.

I'm gonna /sip/ and be turnt up.

I don't see you posting a /sip/ I think you might be a fake sipper.

Dont ever question my /sip/ when you aren't even sippin you fucking peasant.

>>9659134
>Reddit spacing
>rocktard
>peasant instead of pleb
What's happening in this post?

>>9659115
after you get high, do you not ever freak out that you're drinking literal poison and staring at an obnoxious amount of blue-light so that you can inhabit a cheap fantasy world of videogames?

i love to /sip/, i like games, but holy hell when i'm high, i want nothing more than to drink water and read a book, maybe listen to modern jazz. i can feel my body revolting against every sin i make it endure. maybe i have a hyperactive conscience.

>>9659147
ok seriously fuck off dont be an asshole

I'm posting my energy drink in this shitty thready stop being a nit-picking little bitch shit and contribute or stfu

>>9659157
Yeah, no I usually don't feel this way.

I usually get high then get a bit hungry/thirsty and enjoy my fantasy world.

>>9659134
>all energy drinks are /sips/
kys newfag

>>9659164
i wish i could be the same way ... :-(

>>9659158
>caring about contribution to a meme """general"""
>deflecting the fact that he thought rocktard piss was a sip
I honestly think, at this point, you unironically called people "gamers" and actually thought we'd post our sips and play some overkike or redditfield or shit.
Actually neck yourself you mongrel.

>>9659115
Decent bait.

>>9659173
It must be nice lingering under the delusion that you're in some secret club or clique that you can just bully people out of.

Reality check, you're just being a douche bag on the internet.

>>9659172
Yeah, I mean I had a panic attack the first couple times I smoked weed but I just powered through and I guess it made me stronger in the long run. After a /sip/ and a dab I do get a bit of anxiety wanting to perform well in League of Legends but that's usually it I don't feel "bad" about wasting my time or hurting my body, though I certainly am.

>>9659177
>bait
Nope, just newfaggotry.

>Attention, Your Attention Please:

Real /Sipboys/ do not bully others for their choices in energy sources. They provide guidance to help move confused individuals towards the light.

>>9659198
Like so

Rockstar and dabs.

real /sipboys/ can relate.

>>9659210
If you got money for oil you got money for better uppers than this garbage.

>>9659198
>acceptance, love, and guidance
/ S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7 /

>>9659198
Fuck that.
/sipboys/ discriminate and crush all pretenders to the crown.

>>9658694
/sip/ refers specifically to Monster Zero Ultra, newfag.

>>9659242
Only gigantic assholes mock the unintentionally ignorant. They do it to make themselves feel better about how small of a person they are. SIPBOYS are inclusive and accepting.

>>9659234
What do you mean? I dont have oil, I have wax first of all. and Wax is like 20-25 a gram in legal states and a gram can last 2 weeks

I use the energy drinks to stay up all night and game while getting baked.

I won't buy hard drugs because I cant find them in my suburb lol

>>9659246
That's the original meme, but its expanded beyond that.

If you can't respect my weed and /sip/ dissability then frankly I won't share my nectar with you because you're petty and you probably don't even smoke.

>>9659255
Real /sipboys/ are purists.
We know the score and other energy drinks just don’t cut it.

>>9659275
>Rocktard turns out to be a degenerate drug addict
>poetry
Stay pure, /sipboys/!

>>9659280
Weed isn't a drug it's a plant and it's not addictive.

What is addictive is the delicious taste of this Rockstar Original Energy Drink

Mmm boy oh boy 62 grams of sugar per can? And all for me? What a treat!

>>9659292

>>9659292
DUDE

>>9659246
I know. You’re reading what I wrote too narrowly. I could have phrased it better though.

>>9659292
>sugar
BRUH

>>9659297
DUDE WEED LMAO

lol If you dont like weed its just because you were never cool enough to get offered weed in high school and you've been a bitter nerd about it ever since.

>>9659306
62 heaping grams of sugar per can oh baby I'm loving that sugar rush what a compliment to the caffeine, taurine and B-vitamin boost I am already getting and 62 grams of marijuana in my lungs wow oh wow what a night and we havent even started

there are people who market a soft drink on the internet for free

>>9659313
There are newfags who immediately announce their retardation instead of lurking for the five seconds required to understand that this is a satirical meme.

>>9659307
>t. drug addict

>>9659278
Real /Sipboys/ are enlightened enough to understand that change is inevitable, and accept and embrace that change.

>>9659278
>>9659330
This is all the diversity I need boys. This plus rehabs.

>>9659329
You have just outed yourself as an uneducated sheep who just follows that (((they))) want you to believe without experiencing new things and expanding your mind on your own.

I pity you, and your small mind, for you will never see the world through a wider lens and see the truth.

weed is non addictive, harmless, and actually cures cancer. You're just a narrow minded loser who never got a chance to enjoy the herb.

>>9659345
>weed cures cancer

>>9659354
>weed doesnt cure cancer

>>9659345
>>9659369
7/10 bait

>>9659378
I'm not even baiting though I'm just memeing with you dudes.

These threads are under so many levels of irony yet you are so unaware. Must be funny swimming on the surface without ever poking your head below the sea level.

>>9659499
*sips fedora*

>>9659507
7/10 bait tbqh famalam

>>9659499
>memeing
Retard.
Bet you think Red Bull is a /sip/ as well.

>be a poor redditfag
>flood /ck/ with commie beans and rice threads
>get upset over our drinks costing more than your monthly grocery bill
>start shilling sugar subsidized rocket fuel “energy drinks” instead

>>9659574
>sugar subsidized
What the fuck did he mean by this

>>9659186
>energy drinks
>drugs
>vidya
Mate, that's a loser lifestyle.
Read a good book, go to the gym, learn a craft, make something with with your hands.

rockstar guava sip nectar monster pleb foolish retards

>>9659631
I dont like reading, working out, or "crafting" you son of a bitch and I dont appreciate you trying to force your lifestyle on me

Ok, I swam faster than millions of semen for the chance to enjoy this lifestyle damn it and I wont let some fucking tryhard on the internet tell me I dont deserve it.

I put in my dues. I did my time. Now that I am out, I am going to live for my niggas doing life behind bars

Because my niggas arent gonna get a chance to /sip/ /smoke/ and play videogames all night. Ok? So I'mma go hard. Imma go harder than they would if they could OK?

>>9659611
>be energy drink company
>get paid to add sugar to your food

>be Monster Drink Company
>care about your consumers
>pay a premium to use the healthiest sugar alcohol and most tested sugar substitute in your drinks

>>9659157
>i want nothing more than to drink water and read a book, maybe listen to modern jazz
Never teach ur grandparents to use the internet

>>9659647
>not knowing the difference between semen and sperm
Retard.

>not sipping on club mate
peasants

>>9659687
are you mad, or naw?

>>9659687
bro relax sip

>>9636214
This whole thread is one big meme, Why is it on /ck/ and not /b/

>>9659798
/b/ is terrible

new /sip/ thread when?

>>9636214
>t. monster marketing team
I'd rather dump a monster, piss in it, let it ferment in 100 degree heat for a day, then drink it than your nasty shit

>>9659913
Done >>9659948

Sippin this

>>9659808
so why isnt this thread there