/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9643623
Also if anyone has the image of the woman who is sitting in the corner of the kitchen after dropping spaghetti all over the place, i would appreciate that very much

>>9643631
YEAH I MADE A GOOD POST THAT SOMEONE WANTED TO SEE HECKS YES

>>9643649
Thank you anon, you are a true saint

>>9643649
How did I know someone would post this.

>Just eat it if it's been on the floor for less than 5 seconds

OC Right here

>sitting at Alabany airport waiting for my flight
>a middle aged man in business attire is carrying a container of some very saucy noodles
>stops in front of me to read a flight monitor
>loses control of container of noodles
>tries to secure slipping container against his body
>this makes the plastic lid pop off
>noodles and sauce all down his shirt and pants
>airline staff won't let him clean up the mess on the carpet and demands that janitorial staff be called in
>man disappears to clean his clothes
>a flight arrives
>i sit and watch people as they deplane
>watch their expressions turn from smiling at the joy of arriving at their destination to absolute disgust as they must walk around spilled noodles and sauce

>>9643688
That anecdote really wasn't worth sharing. Next time just post the picture and fuck off.

>walking home with a bottle of aberlour abunadh (60%)
>gonna get classy drunk and watch madmen
>bottom of the cylinder holding the bottle of whisky drops out
>whisky hits the pavement with a mighty stramash
>watch madmen with two bottles of white cider

hangover sucked

>>9643693
i'll post all the boring anecdotes I damn well please

>>9643715
badass

>>9643787
i once unironically slipped while carrying a pizza and dropped it out of the pizza box onto the snow

i scooped it back in and went on my way. the pizza was still ok, but a quarter of it was folded on itself kinda. oddly, only part of hte pizza was cold and the rest was still piping hot. pizza confirmed for apex thermal mass

>>9643688
>>9643693
i enjoyed the anecdote, anon. keep posting.

>>9643814
same. Ignore the non-contributing faglord

>>9643693
Sure it was

A glimpse into something mundane but from a different perspective

>>9643806
>i once unironically slipped
Be careful not to slip ironically, my brother died that way.

>>9643623
>be in singapore
>having dinner at local mall at busy hour
>saw taxi uncle walking between the tables while carrying a shaved ice
>his face is tired but he seemed happy
>suddenly stumbled and splashed his ice all over the floor
>he freezed, and carried the bowl away
>sadness.jpg
I've been to funerals and shits but somehow I still remember it, I'd imagine he did not got many passengers that day and wanted something small to spend on himself.

>>9643688
lol this old-ass copy pasta

>>9643649
>washing machine in the kitchen
Do americans really do this

>>9643688
For a moment, several hundred NEETs around the world felt like they were real people, because of this post.

>>9643693
Fuck off back to /b/ edgy fag

>>9643693
Next time, don't type a shitty comment, just look at the picture and anecdote and fuck off

>>9644005
Clearly she does.

How has this not been posted yet?

>>9644005
Where else is it supposed to go?

>>9644173
needs is* I fucked that up

>>9644193
everyone else who saw this thread didn't upload and "post" this picture

the new tai pei microwave things, instead of chinese fast food boxes, they now have liek ice cream cartons for container, second i pulled it out of microwave it slipped and fell on the floor, 3 bucks down the drain

>>9644005
Its common in small apartments.

>>9644204
fuck I know what you mean my man

>braise shanks for hours after prep
>drop them both while trying to transfer
>marrow explodes out the center and the meat goes out the sides
>cry a little before ordering pizza

>>9644247
RIP shanks ;_;7

>>9644199
It was meant as a joke anon. Fuck u get out of the wrong side of bed or something?

>>9643985
comedy is a rough business man.

>>9643662
because someone asked for it?

>>9644193
.
>not posting the webm

full feel

>>9644193

>>9643986
What is a taxi uncle?

>>9644005
I've only seen this in Europe. Washing machines typically have a small room on the bottom floor/basement or sometimes in a small room near the entryway and garage door.

>>9644193
>600x654

>>9644406
>>9644787
is this the beginning to a horror movie

>>9644195
The laundry?

>>9644005
Only white trash, Anon.

Was at a cracker barrel once and a waitress spilled water on my pants. I was drenched in ice cold water the entire meal. They comped my meal but I was stuck eating the rest of the time with my friends with cold wet pants, not to mention I was wearing khakis so it looked like I pissed my pants big time

>>9643623
>diagonally inverted political compass

>>9643708
She makes me want to touch myself

>>9644960
Huh? Didn't she take you to a backroom to help you dry off like in the movies?

>>9644005
That's clearly a dishwasher, pal.

>>9643649
>Dat camel toe

Whoops, we accidentally dropped this food on the floor at the same time.

Anything worse than a dropped flask of oil?

>>9644550
A middle age / old man as taxi driver

>>9645009
all i see is an elephant toe

>>9645063
>another day working at the supermarket
>glass bottles of olive oil arranged in a multi-tier display to promote a sale
>clumsy customer knocks a bottle off with an out of control handbag, it hits the floor and breaks
>oh shit, what do we do now
>floor manager grabs a bag of flour off the shelf while firing off orders for the cleanup as he walks towards the spill
>oily flour and broken glass sweeped off pretty easily, floor scrubber does the rest
It happened a few times but I guess the fabulous oil pyramid made up for it in increased sales.

>>9643693
same with your post.
Here have an airport eat shit anecdote.
>be airlinefag at major airport, people watch all day long.
>here final boarding call for some random asshole.
>15 seconds later random asshole comes flying around the corner full sprint. coffee laptop, smartphone, full business suit.
>RA loses balence. Shit goes everywhere as he trips and lands on his coffee.
>coworker and I watch this play out in a surreal slow motion.
>have to disappear to the back for a few minutes to laugh our asses off.
> return to gate podium. Random asshole is gone with a "wet floor" sign in his place.
Still dont know if he made his flight, but it made my day.

>>9645130
Neat.

>>9644406
>>9644193
What anime is this

>>9645023
What the fuck is that
Why would anyone do that

>>9643693
It was a good post, OP. Keep posting.

>>9645149
Good to know, you know the science behind that?
Is wheat (carbohydrates) easily bonding with lipids?

>>9645278
What a hilarious joke, Anon. I think you have a future as a comedian.

>>9645284
poo in loos like to eat where they shit

>>9645320
>being this trigerred
Lmao cry harder weebs

>>9645023
they do it on purpose

>>9644406
Is this Keit-Ai?

>>9645444
someone should post kevin from the office dropping his chili

>>9645023
God damn, I absolutely despise indians. Even more than muslims and blacks.
How they so fucking deranged? They are the most vile, unhygenic, smelly beings on this earth.
Not even fucking neanderthals would throw their food on the ground to eat it, or shit in the caves

>>9645149
kekked at fabulous oil pyramid

it's so easy to sell shit to people isn't it

>>9645308
Nothing that complicated, just something highly absorbent soaking up a liquid.
Most professional spill kits contained what is literally glorified cat litter.

Post some milk gallon smashes pls

>>9645574
only done by teenagers as "pranks"

>>9645149
we uses kosher salt

>>9643688
>airline staff won't let him clean up the mess on the carpet and demands that janitorial staff be called in

this is fucking stupid and probably the result of unions run amok. when I was in grad school, we weren't allowed to sweep or mop the floors in our labs due to the janitorial union's labor agreement. I worked in a chemistry lab, and yet they didn't trust us with a fucking mop, and the union would file a grievance if they saw someone trying to clean their lab themselves. American labor unions are fucking retarded.

>>9645389
fake & gay

>>9644969
Too bad she is fucking idiot in real life.

>>9643688
People in airports are more or less generally miserable people. The process of flying is pretty much universally despised. Even luxury forms of flying still pretty much suck. If you go to an airport for a culinary experience you will eat miserable food made by miserable people for miserable people.

>>9645796
airport lounges are comfy as fuck. all the free alcohol and snacks you want

>>9645796
the vino volo in the washington dulles airport is pretty decent

>>9645369
The secondhand embarrassment for the waitress is killing me, what do you do in such a situation

>>9645868
play on being a girl

'oh my gosh im so sorry guyz'

>>9645149
>>9645308
Salt works too. We use it when we spill oil at my pizza place.

>>9645803
>free alcohol and snacks
Apparently I've been going to the wrong airports.

>>9645023
Fun fact, they actually invented a flat bread specifically to keep the food off the ground...but they eat the bread too.

>>9645491
Dumb frogposter.

>>9643708
>Damn Betts

>>9646523
>Invent a type of bread to keep food from hitting the ground instead of using a plate
>Still eat the bread off the fucking ground
WTF is wrong with indea?

>>9644550
in singapore people use uncle the same way someone might say "hey mister" or something

>>9643693
>hi, I'm from reddit

>>9646654
>indea

Idk, they can spell better than you and your job was outsourced to them?

Douse anyone else have a parent who drops shit and picks it up off the floor and uses it right away?
I don't eat anything they make because I've seen how poor they're prep/cooking is

>>9643649
i'll never get tired of seeing that one

>>9645009
There is no camel toe in that picture. Those are creases from her thighs.

>>9646770
you have to make allowances for all the children posting here, otherwise arguing with all the dumb posts gets overwhelming

>>9644247
Fuck Skelator is a bad ass.
>Walks into mirror portal.
>Reach back and break mirror.

>>9646748
>Douse anyone else have a parent who drops shit and picks it up off the floor and uses it right away?
Yes, and I do that too. I keep the floor pretty clean, but usually I'll give whatever I dropped a quick rinse just to be sure. No sense wasting food anon.

>>9646770
Do you not know how to zoom? The slit is obvious.

>>9646462
mostly for the business class folk
shit was real nice the few times i've ever been

>>9644399
Before that.

>>9645369
Those bald faggots deserved it

>>9646933
You know the part on pants where the two legs meet in the middle and get sewn together?
Holy fuck that's it I'm done with this website

>>9645868

>what do you do in such a situation

If respectable restaurant:
>whole party is comped food + drinks
>pay for dry cleaning
>give those who were directly spilled on $50-200 gift cards

If Applebee's:
>offer party a free comically large brownie with ice cream and hot fudge
>say something like "oh she's new here"

>>9646462
it's in the private lounges for super frequent fliers or people who have elite credit cards with $500 annual fees

>>9643680
>>9644264
Do you guys really never eat food if it's dropped on the floor? I wouldn't do it in public but if something gets on the floor at home I just throw it back on the plate.

i have two memories of dropped food they both end the same. The first is when I was a child at my grandmas house. She made me some chorizo and egg. But I dropped it due to being a clumsy child. My mother sees this and in a fit of rage forces me to pick it up off the floor and eat it.

>>9643649
You can almost feel the pain.

>>9643693

>>9646718
That's kind weird.

>>9644204
>the new tai pei microwave things, instead of chinese fast food boxes, they now have liek ice cream cartons for container

I wonder why they did that. The old style at least had a theme going.

These are my picks, by the way. In my experience, the ones with a mix of rice, meat, and vegetables were pretty bad, but these ones are good.

>>9648091
Probably chose a different supplier for their boxes, or for more efficient manufacturing or something. I would imagine that sealing an oyster pail for long-term freezing is more costly than the "ice cream bucket" ones. But I'm just guessing.

I notice a lot fewer Chinese takeout places use the oyster pails as well.

>>9645023
Didnt they learn to not shit where you eat?

>>9645574

>>9645023
i don't know what's more niggerish: india or brazil

>>9647870
she's so pretty it hurts my dick

>>9643693
Fuck off matey

>>9644005
>having an entire room for laundry
Pointless. I'm European and I have a washing machine in my kitchen built into the design.

>>9644406
>It starts raining when someone's depressed

>>9643708
>white cider
the fuck is that?

>>9643623

>>9648269
Mainland china

>>9645023
>clearly some kind of ceremony
>WTF WHY DO THEY EAT OFF THE FLOOR IN PUBLIC EVERY SINGLE DAY OMG
americans are truly vile creatures

>>9648454
shit i remember this, if I recall there was this one Japanese restaurant I've heard that regularly serves customers ramen with a halved ice cream sandwich, I wonder how it tastes...

>>9643986
Dude what the fuck why didn't you buy him another one

>>9646523
Fun fact, medieval europe did the exact same thing.
Except they had tables.

>>9643623
I love the mixed look of sadness, regret, and pain in that last image as he eats what's salvageable off the ground.

>>9645063
Once dropped a full 1liter glass jar of coconut oil
It was hell

>>9648091
>In my experience, the ones with a mix of rice, meat, and vegetables were pretty bad

Not just bad, but horribly disappointing. It takes serious effort to fuck up chinese food, but Tai Pei found a way.

>>9645614
>students clean up all the messes
>higherups see that there are no messes for the janitors to clean up and decide to cut hours and jobs
Listen I know it's bureaucratic bullshit but that's the reality of the situation, it's why when companies are under-budget they spend to make up the difference so the budget isn't lowered for the next fiscal year.

>>9643649
by the looks of it the broad really didn't need all that food anyhow.

>>9648274
Your dick sucks, Grow some balls, ya dick

>>9643708
>bottom of the cylinder holding the bottle of whisky drops out
Oh god, that almost happened to me with the $60 bottle of 14 y/o whiskey I bought for my brother last christmas. Just barely, barely caught it in time.

>>9644005
It's more efficient for women to do all their work in one room

>>9644005
Its a dishwasher. And yes Americans are so lazy we ise machines to wash our dishes

>>9645491
haha, you should read The Journeyer about Marco Polo's travels by Gary Jennings, he spends whole chapters doing nothing but shitting on India and Indians

>>9645009
Cant see the camel toe but you can clearly see her pussy

>>9644195
>>9644713
>>9648408

Aren't you supposed to keep it in the bathroom?

>>9648117
Sure they did! My wife in Indian and surely she knows how to use bathroom and how to use a computer

>>9648202
I love that one. IIRC it was a fad in the UK a while ago where you'd smash large containers of milk or juice in a supermarket aisle and then offer totally fake sneering "apologies" to the staff who had to clean it up. I saw this vid here a few years ago.

>>9643649
Why crying around wtf?
>order pizza
>clean in 5 min
>????
>Profit

>>9648947
>>9643649
>come home in the middle of the night hungry as fuck
>too late to order out
>don't have anything that you can just throw in the microwave
>have to cook while getting hungrier
>spill your sustenance and have to suffer more, possibly only have only crummy ingredients left
I can definitely sympathize.

>>9648545
fun fact; they had wooden plates and the lords had silver plates. stop spreading false shit, dumb nigger

>>9648202
>>9648945
brits being degenerate as usual, no surprise here.

>>9643688
Ah yes, the typical "trying to catch your mess just made a bigger mess". Happens to me all the time but when you succeed in stopping a piping hot plate of food from spilling, it's the best feeling of relief.

>>9643649
>be so stupid you think you can carry the slow cooker's stoneware without pot holders
>realizing your mistake halfway across the kitchen

>>9644406
>spillage not shown
>the way the food is put on the floor looks way too orderly to be natural
Immersion ruined, 2/10 effort, would not watch again.

>>9645759
Man, she was so bad in that X-Men movie.

>>9648976
>not respecting the fact that the Japanese are above wasting food
You deserve your country to be raped and pillaged by niggers you degenerate westerner.

>>9645320
alright you faggot weeb, what DRAMA is this?

>>9645491
>How they so fucking deranged?
Ruling castes trying to keep lower castes as uneducated, poor and primitive as possible, so that they're easier to rule over.

>>9645614
It's almost like they want to keep having a job.

>>9645803
They're not free, they're included in the 1st class ticket price. I fucking better get a "free" whisky after overpaying so much.

>>9647857
Depends what it is, some foods feel like they'd be contaminated from hitting the floor a lot more than others.

>>9646854
That looks staged. The cutlery doesn't even have sauce on it.

>>9649004
you don't get airport lounge access just for buying a first class ticket. god, you 17 year olds on here have no clue how the world works.

>>9645803
This, you don't even need access to the top level lounges, just the entry level ones. There's showers too, which is great for really long chain flights.

>>9648982
>the Japanese are above wasting food
You've obviously not watched much Japanese TV.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xk0xdf
They're only shy of American TV when it comes to food wasting.

>>9648989
College kids actually believe this

>>9649012
Really, your real world maturity standards are whether the person knows how to overpay for drinks?
I'm 32, I just don't do that type of shit.

>>9649024
I'm probably older than you. Please educate me about the fairness of the indian caste system.

>>9648444
Like cheap apple cider.

>>9649030
It's not fair and it's not supposed to be fair you bleeding heart walloon

>>9649038
Then you don't disagree with my earlier post and we're wasting our time here.

>>9648500
I did not see him again. A few people stared as well.
I was a kid when that happened.

>>9649038
Hold still

>>9649024

>College kids actually believe this

kids in the USA are subject to the same dumbing down process so I doubt they realize that. It was all exposed in the DNCwikileaks

>>9645023
This is done as penance. It's retarded but no more so than slutwalks. Indians have had plates for 5000+ years but don't let that get in the way of your racism.

>>9649024
>india doesn't have a caste system
yea ok sanjeet.

>>9649079
Im scare

>>9648202
looks like he smashed his face too. Fucking retard

>>9649038
fucking neck yourself, retard

>>9649178
Cry more Pajeet

>>9645868
I've done this before, working as a waitress at my local sushi restaurant. It was during Christmas time, I had only worked for about a week, and all the staff had to wear these stupid reindeer ears because muh celebration. Anyways, I was carrying a tray of 5 large tall glasses of beer and just as I was about to put the tray on the table, the stupid ears had to come off, making me lose concentration and spill the entire thing on some guy's lap. Thankfully he was young and nice, and brushed it off. They ended up getting free beers for the night. While I went to the back and cried.

>>9649222
L O N D O N
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>>9645023
Just having a snack with my 20 sisters while we use the designated shitting street

>>9644006
t.clinical depression who hate when people have fun

>>9649193

Not even pajeet, but Indians are unironically Aryan though. Hell they're the "Indo" in the "Indo European" language we associate with being spoken by the original Aryans. Same with kebabs, actually, hell Iran literally is "home of the Aryans"

>>9643688
>airline staff won't let him clean up the mess on the carpet and demands that janitorial staff be called in
Was it for security reasons or something? Would they literally just not let the man pick up his own spaghetti? What if he still wanted to eat it?

>>9649307
Actually it depends on what social class you're in. The Aryans took over the Indus River Valley civilization which is what the Indians we think of probably were (also those in modern Pakistan).

After taking the area over introduced the social hierarchy that' still used in India today with the more elite, and "whiter" Indians today being the Aryan descendants, with their DNA having a large amount of European similarity in it. The more darker, and those lowest on the class system which still exist were specifically non-Ayrans which is what made them so low in the social order that still exist today.

So basically the white, and lighter skin elites in India are the descendants of Aryans today, with the more larger dark skin/ poor population being the original inhabitants.

>>9649357
I have to say I'm impressed how they managed to jew that into a religion based on reincarnation. If you're good enough in your lower caste life, you might reincarnate as a Brahman, implying that any Brahman "earned" his place. It's kinda genius.

>>9646740
>"send bobs and vagene"
>"bitch lasagna"
world power by 2020

>>9649539
who thanks for being told why their siblings' names are what they are?

>>9645369
They should be glad no one ordered a skillet.

>>9649584
why's that?

they should be grateful no one ordered acid or an anvil

>>9649539
I don't get it. Is he named Bob because the mother loves to bob like sex, or is it the name of the face that I don't recognize. If it is the former, wouldn't the easier joke just to have the son named Dick?

>>9649539
oh wait is Bob how alt-brown people pronounce boobs?

>>9649662
I think it's like, a really bad cuck joke, or some shit. Like, she loves Bob, so she named her kid Bob, but the dad's pretty obviously not named Bob. Or some shit, who even fucking knows?

>>9649620
Skillets (Both the food inside and the skillet itself) are always incredibly hot when they get to the table (As usually the food is cooked inside the serving vessel).

>>9649662
>>9649675
>>9649677
It's a facebook tier meme mocking indians' poor spelling when hitting on women through social networks.

>>9649723
ok

but why the skillet in particular? any hot food would do

>>9649748
Because skillets come out probably twice as hot as a normal plate of food would.

Whenever I order a skillet I cant even eat it for the first few minutes without letting eat bite cool

>>9649748
are you trolling or just dense? there's a big hot iron skillet, it's not just hot food

>>9649675
bitch lasagna
post bob and vagane

>>9649760
>Whenever I order a skillet I cant even eat it for the first few minutes without letting eat bite cool

that goes for any food that comes out hot, does it not?
for me atleast every restaurant I've been to I've had to wait before starting eating

>>9649765
are you implying that 'normal' foods can't burn you?

>>9649662
his mom named the daughter Rose coz she loves roses. The father named his son Bob coz he loves bobs.
very poor jok though

>>9644406
So now they make webms in sign language for boards without sound?
Cool.

>>9649224
Bruv, there's no Christmas in London, sorry.

>>9649886
ramadan then?

>>9646462
it's business class stuff.
there was a case a year or two ago about some guy who abused an option to miss his flight again and again and getting free food and drinks in such a lounge every day for months

>>9649023
that's not food

>>9643649
The cade is helping!

>>9644406

>>9643986
>Being a soulless Asian
Trump need to send a nuke.

>>9649023
pie tins full of emulsifier. what a fucking tragic waste.

>>9648482
Clearly a normal soup kitchen that actual wage earning families attend because communal food in Desiland is gross and a bormal part of life. It’s ok to make fun of us Americans, just try to not look like such a tard.

>>9650400
See
>>9649067

>>9644204
Fucking this
i love those those things, but ever since they changed the box..they just taste meh

>>9643693
dont bully anon you fucking faggot

>>9649023
I don't regret watching a single second of that

>>9644204
>>9648091
Tai Pei egg rolls are the best egg rolls. I have never had an egg roll from any restaurant as good as them. I have no idea what it is, but god damn.

>>9650000
wasted quads tbqh

>>9644034
Next time, don't reply to a shitty comment, just look at the shitty comment, the picture and anecdote it was replying to and fuck off

>>9644406
I don't understand what they are saying without sound?

>>9645491
Neanderthal were more intelligent than Humans, they died out because they were geared towards a winter climate.

>>9652327
But then I wouldn't be replying to you right now.

>>9649539
>>9649662
>>9649734

Bob is British way of saying "shit" without swearing.

>Janet I've just been in the ladies and someones done a Bob on the floor.

>>9648202
I love that this guy ended up breaking his jaw

>>9643623
I clearly remember slapping a kid's breakfast out of his hands when I was in middle school. No reason, I just didn't like him.

>>9652467
I've heard they were AS intelligent but never that they were more so.
Anyway, when we use Neanderthaler as an insult I'd assume we're comparing them to modern humans, not their peers.

>>9653447
Glad to hear it. Fuck that guy and everybody else to pulls that stupid "prank"

>>9653470
F, Grape-kun.

>>9652641
What did Bob do to get such a poor reputation?

>>9652467
We fucked them out or existence. We carry about 10% Neanderthal in except for africans from the very southeast of africa.

>>9652467
I thought (or rather, was told) Neanderthals lacked parts of the brain associated with language, decreasing their ability to form groups and cooperate

>>9653470
JAV code pls?

>>9644193
>"I need to Instagram this"

>>9643623

>>9654086
triggered

>>9654086
I love Trump's face when he just pours the beans or rice into the ground. He doesn't know why he's doing it but it's fun all the same.

>>9648455
this

>>9647905
It's same in many Asian Commonwealth countries. Uncle is used to refer to any much elder male.

>>9645023
These are South Indians. Usually they keep large banana leaves to use as plates. For some reason they don't use cutlery, no spoons or forks for eating, just serving spoons and ladles. Their food is very spicy too, delicious.

They're sort of like much friendly version of black people

>>9643693
I might wish genocide upon most races of the world but at least I'm not this rude

someone got the pic of the dead kid laying on the ground but his cup is standing?

>>9648482
lol no the thread this picture showed up idk wich board had like ten piictures of indians eating from the floor
and not at ceremonys but in front of street vendors with scooters passing in the background.

>>9655040
found it
>>9648482
>inb4 ceremony

>>9645023
>be lab fag working with Vibrio cholerae
>Thank god everyday that thanks to those people i'll always have a job

>>9645614

I work in a lab at my school in the chemistry department and we have to clean our own labs, janitorial staff won't come in. Dunno if it's because they don't want to break anything or because they have some sort of fear of chenicals or explosions.

>>9655050
DESIGNATED

>>9648955
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trencher_(tableware)

A trencher was originally a flat round of bread used as a plate, upon which the food could be placed to eat.[1] At the end of the meal, the trencher could be eaten with sauce, but was more frequently given as alms to the poor. Later the trencher evolved into a small plate of metal or wood

>>9648444
Nectar of the homeless gods

Faggot ubereats guy handed me the box sideways, who the hell does that?
At least I got a refund and kept the crappy food.

>>9644204
>instead of chinese fast food boxes, they now have liek ice cream cartons
Why are they getting away with this?

>>9653470
God damn, Grape-kun has fucking good taste in waifus

>>9648555
man I remember when that image was everywhere 9-10 years ago
f for forgotten memes everywhere

>>9654158
they were feeding koi fish, I'm sure even he could figure out why he was doing it

>>9649783
cast iron skillets retain heat and also happen to be pretty heavy compared to just food
they'd burn you a lot more efficiently in addition to essentially having a dumbbell dropped on you

>>9653974
Sorry mate, just found the screencap a while back, all I know.

>>9648408
Like, I get the idea of saving space and all, but it's odd to me to think of sorting/washing/exposing items that have touched sweaty ass and genitals, and contain particles of human shit in the same room that I prepare my food. (Yes, all of your underwear contains particles of shit.)

>>9643688
made me laugh, poor bloke.

>>9643693
fuck off space nigger

>>9644406
any know what the card means?

>>9643693
kys faggot

>>9647784
How large is the brownie

>>9655050
why were they holding up a picture like that?

>>9656658
"Thank you for this
Just to see me happy"

If my college Weeb studies haven't failed me.

>>9657093
good shit

>>9652641
bollocks

>>9649008
if its something dry like a fry, no harm done, but if its wet like a noodle or a juicy piece of meat, it has the potential to be MUCH dirtier

>>9647335
Because it is a picture of someone who has just dropped food.

>>9656658
learn Japanese and you won't have to ask such questions

>>9645149
I work at a supermarket and that happens from time to time, salt was always the best thing I found

>>9657404
shitty useless language unless you are a weeb. no ty.

>>9657404
>learn retarded language i won't use unless i want to mindlessly consume the most obscure weeabo media that won't get localized

haha no thanks i'm not a gigantic faggot

>>9657487
you're a big enough faggot to wanna know what it means

>>9657500
i'm not the same anon but good try

>>9645009

>>9644406
This is more sad than I thought before seeing the webm. The card is the cherry on top making it worse.

>>9648202
isn’t that the virginia shooter?

>>9643649
reminds me of growing up with my mum. she was so emotional and dramatic. me and my sis actually had to calm her down on many occasions.

>>9643680
i eat crisps off my carpet, because i know that i hoover and don't wear shoes indoors.

>>9645369
i have no idea how this would happen. wash she knocked by something out of frame? horribly balanced tray? looks like a tv show set up judging by the quality of the footage.

>>9643693
you're right. it was a shit anecdote and not worth the time reading

>>9645389
even if this is fake, the full commitment of the fall just cracks me up

>>9645491
subsaharan, black africans are much, much more degenerate and stupid and dirty than indians. You just don't see or hear about it because the population is much poorer and has much fewer camera phones, and there aren't people backpacking and travelling around africa like they do india because there's nothing worth seeing there apart from manicured safari resorts

>>9649357
>with the more larger dark skin/ poor population

Why is it that retards from /pol/ assume they know how a country works just by going "hmmm those people are lighter skinned so must be richer and more successful"

South India is richer and more successful than north india by almost every available metric.
http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/north-india-vs-south-india-who-is-doing-better-report-says-south-india/1/269761.html
>As of 2009-10, on an average, the weighted per capita income in the southern states (in constant 1993-94 prices) was Rs 19,531 whereas it was only Rs 8,951 in the northern states (Bihar, Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan, Uttar Pradesh, Uttarakhand, Jharkhand and Chhattisgarh).

>In 2009-10, the average (weighted) poverty rate (combined for rural and urban areas) in the southern states was 19 per cent against 38 per cent in the northern states.
http://www.business-standard.com/article/management/north-india-lags-southern-western-regions-in-literacy-cii-kpmg-study-110032900073_1.html
>The Northern region also lags the western and southern regions of the country significantly in education and skill development. With an overall literacy rate of 60 per cent as against 69 per cent and 71 per cent in the South and the West
>The number of teachers in most of the Northern states, too, is not adequate to meet the needs of the bourgeoning student population in the states. The pupil–teacher ratio in states like UP (54) and Delhi (52) is very high compared to the Southern states of Kerala (18), Karnataka (16) and Tamil Nadu (21). Teachers’ enrollment in the training programmes in the Northern region, too, is very low compared to Southern and western parts.

North india also has more street-shitting compared with southern states.

>>9656984
comically

>>9648545
>Medieval Europe ate off the floor too except they used tables.

? ? ?

>>9643649
That’s not even a hard mess to clean. All the sauce is on hard surfaces so you could wipe it up with a towel in under a minute. Plus it’s fucking spaghetti sauce so it’s not like this was a meal that took a lot of effort in the first place. God I fucking hate millennials. This bitch looks like she’s going to go commit suicide because of a minor inconvenience. If I were her I would just be glad the stoneware didn’t break

>>9643708
>not holding onto both ends of the tube like Nick Cage from The Rock

But seriously sorry for your loss anon. Went to the Aberlour distillery last year, their whiskey is top tier. Hope to go again in a week when I visit relatives in Rhynie (Aberdeen). I’ll be sure to mourn your loss appropriately whilst I’m there.

>>9658344

>Why is it that retards from /pol/ assume they know how a country works just by going "hmmm those people are lighter skinned so must be richer and more successful"

Because they have overcome their brainwashing and thus can see reality. Why do you think cats are dogs?

>>9653974
AKB-058

>>9645529
/o/ here, can confirm.
Cat litter is best for spilled engine oil.

>>9645491

>>9644193
I came here to look for this.

>>9653470
F

>>9655050
>>9645023
I'm 99% sure these are some Shivaite ceremonies.

>>9645023
>sad looking women
>men standing in the background with their arms crossed
>>9655050
>men holding up pictures of women
>being fed from a metal bucket

It's pretty clear these people are paying penance for some sort of crime.

>>9645491
>be dumb Reddit frog poster
>hating on Indians
>posting on a board where the majority are dirty, halfbreed amerilards who physically and LITERALLY shit themselves in Walmart on a regular basis
>not see the irony
At least Pajeet has the decency to go in the street you filthy mart-sharters.
Oh, and your fucking ‘cheese’ sucks as well.

>>9643693
You did good work today.

>>9643986
Is that corn?

>>9648555
I hope he's happy nowadays.

>>9645431
Gee anon who would’ve guessed

>>9659011
>he probably thinks it was invented by a natural born citizen
>he doesn't know it was created by a Canadian living in New York a year after leaving Canada
>he doesn't know it was pushed under the guise of being the cheese of the future

>>9659218
You either did your research or watched a youtube video, brother.

>>9643986
>Live in Singapore
>drop your noodles
>government flogs you for an hour

>>9659011
God it's embarrassing to see subhuman turd worlders try to defend themselves.

>>9659011
>Streetshitting somehow better than martsharting.
In what world does deliberately shitting in a public avenue come out as better than putting too much faith in your colon? Or are you just impressed with Pajeet's respect for the culture of his forefathers?

>>9659449
>poor people do it in highly overpopulated cities
>lol its their culture guiz xd
I have never seen it outside of Bihar, Bengal and Uttar Pradesh, fuck off.

>>9659011
t. Pajeet

>>9659449
Shitting in a grocery store is disgusting. There's fucking food in there for christs sake.

>>9659011
>street shitting
It's so bad in San Diego they're having to bleach the streets.
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/hepatitis-crisis/sd-me-hepatitis-faulconer-20170908-story.html
This is in a supposedly first world country

>>9659673
The US is a petrodollar economy that values GDP over all things. You see this as a bad thing but things are working as intended.

>>9643806
>being poor is unironically slipping on the ground and dropping your pizza and not being able to afford a replacement

>>9645380

>>9659708
Shart in the marts shit where they shop.

>>9658344
>rice institute
Why the fuck is that so funny

>>9658636
this is awesome. Fuck, I love the Rock. Classic movie.

>>9648454
Ice cream and spicy food is great

>>9658628
there's something wrong with you

does this count
it wasn't really spilled per se

>>9649563
>>9649662
>>9649675
>>9652641
>>9649677
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1509704593626.webm
>>>/wsg/1956541

>>9659490
>India is monocultural guys
>Designated streets aren't a part of the culture guys
Fuck off, Pajeet.