/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9643290
>>9643299
Faggot

>>9643303

>>9643299
looks delicious

>>9643287

>>9643305
I'd eat the shit out of that

>>9643314

>>9643308

I'd easily eat raw meat of a all kinds if there were no downsides.

>>9643334
As much as I loathe the "My food is bad so I just pile it as high as I can" millennial shit, I'd still eat the shit out of this and have very little regret

>>9643308
Is this sushi?

>>9643314
>carbs with more carbs

...americans...

>>9643329
same here desu
nearly every time im about to slop my steak onto the pan i get this urge just to bite it you know and gnaw at it

What a fag thread

>>9643287
I literally recoiled in horror.

>>9643290
are you aware that the red liquid cooked meat have is not blood, right?

>>9643334
this looks delicious but insanely hard to eat. I cant stand my hands being sticky so i think id just go face first

>>9643402
Soyboy detected

>>9643599
did he insinuate he didn't know? the piece of meat looks like shit.

>>9643311
that's why you will forever be a fat piece of shit

>>9643287
what in the fuck

>>9643287
lol why are there angry and sad faces under the picture?

>>9643305

Looks like a disaster, but I hear they're actually really delicious.

>>9643334

Question for those of you who have actually had something like this: How does one eat something so inconveniently assembled? It looks like it will collapse if any of the pieces are taken out, and there's so much melty stuff in there that it will be all runny and gross by the time it's a third finished. And most of all...THE BEETUS.

>>9644289
It's mainly for pictures to be taken of it that you can post online. How it is to actually eat is unimportant because that's not the point of it.

>>9643334
>millenials are all obsessed with sex and gender, and many are trannies
>millenial meme food is all stacked as high as possible, like big erect towers

rly makes u think

>>9643334
>>9644289
>>9644318
It's a dessert for two.

First you take the sandwich off for use later, same with the lollipops. Then you and your partner in this meal begin by drinking from the straws while locking eyes. After a few seconds, before scoop of ice cream sinks into the glass, the two of you dig into the ice cream face first while unbuttoning shirts and removing pants. You as the agressor then proceed to take the cherry lollipop and insert the stick in your ass, leaving the candy sticking out. Then you take the ice cream anal beads and slowly insert them into the anus of your partner. The next step can differ, if the aggressor is born pre1985 he will then turn around and get on all fours and and at the top of thier lungs begin singing Lollypop by the Chordettes. Your partner, not being brain dead should get the hint and begin sucking on their treat directly from it's holster while grabing the ice cream sandwich. Your partner then reaches around and makes an Alaskan hot dog, using the sandwich and your member. As your partner begins the piston motion to extract the extra cream your then end your melody and begin beat boxing, your pleasure depends on your flow. If you are choppy your partner will be as well. If at any point your partner bites the lollipop then you should know you have failed and what comes next is entirely up to the generosity of your partner. If you funky fresh then the lollipop should be finished quickly after leaving a red ring around your anus. If your extra cream emerges before the lollypop is done then skip to the post 1985 section. For those of you still here you will then grab your dessert hot dog and slap it across the face of your partner in rage for not leaving you any cherry lollypop. They will then in spite stick the remaining chocolate lolly pop in their mouth. As you attempt to get the lollypop back from them they will cover their face with both of their hands, leaving themselves defenseless.

cont

>>9644451
You take this moment to lift them up and impale them on your erect hotdog. Your partner should then grab hold of you to brace themselves at which time you bite down on the stick of the lollypop. The battle begins as you start the piston motion with your hips. If during this point at any time you stop standing, put down your partner or feel yourself needing a rest preceed to the post-1985 section. A wall may be used, not a table a wall and nothing else. Regardless of orgasm or not the loser is whoever drops their side of the lollypop. The loser will then get the rest of the dessert poured on them as both the winner and the loser must grab their clothes and vacate the resturant before the police show up. Tipping the waitstaff heartly.


For those born post 1985, you then take the ice cream sandwich and raise it high in the air, begging for a larger man or a man of darker skin tone than you to come and please your partner in ways that you cannot. You will then sit down on the floor and watch as a better man takes your partner and fucks them condom-less and in missionary. You will then argue with your waiter that the display taking place is sufficient for a tip and ask your partner for permission to return home.

>>9643334
Other than it looking like something aimed at millennials,
I doubt it can taste bad, it's nothing but chocolate, cream and sugar.

>>9644250
FB has reactions now not just likes

>>9643324
>>9643402
Fuck you, that looks delicious.

>>9643287
>>9644250
angery reacts crack me up

>>9643402
defend the crunchy spuddy saucy butty right fucking now!
you literally can't

>>9643599
Are you aware that the red liquid is a component of blood?

>>9643334
I honestly don't enjoy the whole "desert art" shit where evrything has unnatural colors and taste so that it looks "appealing". But then a lot of those include a lot of chocolate and I have a very limited taste for that.
Pies>everything.

>>9645041
Disgusting bong trash. Prove me wrong
>Protip: you can’t
also, fight me

>>9643669
Whatever you say, Soyboy McCarbo.

>>9644524
Pre85 here. Do windows count as walls?

>>9643287
That’s actually a very popular thing in Colombia and good if done right. However this looks like someone put kraft mozzarella in Swiss miss

>>9643314
What's wrong with this? Looks good if you ask me

>>9643290

>>9643334
Why the biscuit is so big

>>9645288

Is Phil McCrackin there?

>>9645321

....h-he's real

>>9643287

>>9643669

>put cheese and bacon with chicken and call it chicken cordon bleu

Sacre bleu c'est under magnificent gourmet masterpiece mmmwa *kisses fingertips*

>put cheese with bacon and chicken and call it a double down

Fucking fat ass diabetic flyover piece of a shit literally eat garbage until you die

>>9645350
>>9644881

I have been laughing at these dumb emotes all afternoon. I need to get back on facebook so I can plop angry emotes on every single post

>>9643352
looks like the start of a crudo

do I win?

>>9645527
skandi as fuck

>>9645527
Head looks good. The potatoes are fucked.

>>9643402
O B S E S S E D
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>>9645357
It’s no secret that the French are fatasses

>>9646116
THANKS OBAMA
(literally)

>>9646116
>catsup AND a tomato

>>9646150

two vegetables!

>>9646116
>That lonely, sad tomato

>>9646154
>tomato
>vegetable

>>9646191

tomatoes are vegetables...

>>9646198
There is no botanical definition of vegetable, only culinary.

>>9646198
no

>>9646201

who cares, square

>>9646198
they're amphibian

>>9646198
They're fruits

>>9645613
It started off so good, but with that quantity of unidentified shit on it, and drenched in sauces that I don't know...

>>9646206
you, apparently

>>9646219
>It started off so good

you're kidding

I am a gigantic faggot please rape my face

>>9646284
WOLOWOLO

>>9646154
Gee bill

>>9646150
that's an apple...

>>9645041
You don't know what "literally" means, do you?

does /ck/ like peanut butter and jelly

>>9646414

i don't like peanut butter

but jelly on its own is good

>>9643290
>unrendered fat

>>9643290
>>9643299
>>9643305
>>9643308
>>9643314
>>9643334
>>9645041

all of these things look good desu

>>9645315
It's an ice cream sandwich.

>>9644524
You've put a little thought into this.

>>9643402

>>9645254

see
>>9643402

>>9645604
kek

>>9646461

fuck you.

does /ck/ like spaghetti

>>9643299
That cheese looks overwhelming.

>>9646414
>>9647631
Please turn yourself into a police station right now.

>>9646461
Opposite for me, cant eat jelly on its own but it does add to the peanut butter.

>>9645041
>everywhere that is not the US is the UK
the absolute STATE of american geography courses

I don't understand. Is this sweet or savory? I was under the impression that these were nachos, but I'm pretty sure I saw him put on those brownie bites you get in a plastic container at Safeway and entire dates or maybe prunes.

>>9645613
I don't understand. Is this sweet or savory? I was under the impression that these were nachos, but I'm pretty sure I saw him put on those brownie bites you get in a plastic container at Safeway and entire dates or maybe prunes.

>>9647915
If that's the actual case then why ALWAYS focus on Americans? You make no sense. Never the uk. You're obsessed.

>>9647925
>Never the uk.
the UK is an inoffensive place full of inoffensive people. some of the things they do are silly or suboptimal or even gross, but they aren't as in-your-face about it as yankees are

yankees are actively annoying and actively destructive, bongs and euros are just kinda being zany and dumb on their own time in their own homes

>>9647926
Balut is actually really good if you have a strong enough resolve to eat it, which I assume Americans don't since literally all the flavour in the food they eat is either simulated or meant to cause addictive eating habits.


I was actually quite shocked to find out the whole "organic foods are expensive" meme to be true when I visited New York. 2 bags of large potato chips costs about the same as a pound of tomatoes.


Honestly I feel bad for Americans when it comes to cuisine. The term "fresh food" or "no preservatives" or even "all natural" is a marketable term, a privilege for higher society.


I mean fuck, you guys are supposed to be the best, but every country in europe has better food, and every country in the middle east, the two continents you people just love to berate so much.

>>9647954
The thread is about disgusting-LOOKING food. Balut, which is literally a fetus, certainly fits the bill for looking disgusting. Why would you take such tremendous offense? Why would you try to drag the thread off-topic to rant about Americans? And why would you even assume the poster in question is American?

>this thread

>>9647963
not the buttblasted fag but posting a cultural delicacy in essentially a food gore thread because it doesnt look apettizing is faggotry

>>9647988
T.Seaspic who eats unborn ducks
Savage

>>9645613
>All this shit on bagged store chips
>Not even nachos
>Liquid sauces

This will turn into an unedible cardboard mush before you can even finish eating the first bite

>>9647988
>t.Seaspic who eats unborn ducks
Savage

>>9644524
>>9644451
i have enjoyed reading this and will screencap it for personal use. thank you.

uma delicioso

>>9647988
Again - this is a disgusting looking food thread. This is a thread for food that looks, in some way, unappetizing. If food looks unpleasant, this is the thread in which it is appropriate to post in. This is not a thread for bleating about Americans. This is a thread for posting food you think looks bad.

>>9647988
It's a thread about disgusting looking food, and most people think Balut looks and sounds disgusting. OP doesn't mention that certain countries or foods are off limits because it might hurt someone's feelings.

Malai kofta is fucking delicious, but at the end of the day it's a bunch of offputting-looking lumps floating in white sauce.

>>9643402
i love mashed potatoes with rice. you cant stop me.

>>9648082
Really, that could describe at least one dish in just about every country's cuisine.

>>9648132
well damn, you're not wrong about that.

>>9645613
mexicans are the fucking worst

>>9646230
>>9646219
There's nothing strange or unappetizing about putting onions and beans on top of chips. I'd eat it up to about that point.

>>9645604
UMA DELICIA

>>9647742
implying all murifat savoury foods arent also sweet. They put sugar in every sauce, drink, and jar of (x) in existance

Does anybody happen to have those images of that UFC fighter or whatever instagram, where he posts the gross shit he makes?

I can't exactly remember the details.

>>9648576
Joe Rogan, UFC commentator

>>9648589
Thanks!

>>9643290
First fucking post is bait. Nice.

>>9648459
Premaking stew is the stupidest thing, especially if you don't even use proper meat. As if anyone believes it was a hard effort to dump 8 cans of tomato in a pot with a shaker of italian dressing and hot dogs.

>>9648001
>Liquid sauces

as if there are any sauces that aren't liquid

>>9646414
>>9647631
DELETE THIS

>>9647915
But hes probably right, who else eats that shit?

>>9645613
I don't know if this is a play on chilaquiles or not but my mexican co-worker makes something similar every now and then and it tastes amazing. Nothing like the abomination they show there, but instead they grab jalapenos, onions, serrano peppers, black pepper, paprika, salt, and a tiny bit of sugar to blend with water and soak chips in. They then melt cheese on top and garnish with raw red onions.
Possibly just as fattening but tastes great.

>>9647986
god bless ameriga

>>9647986
OH SAY HOW CAN YOU YOU SEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

>>9647986
>everyone makes america jokes
This is Svens creation, LOOK AT THE FLAG

şırdan

>>9649181
How is ş pronounced in Swedish?

>>9646201
I always thought this. Anything someone calls a vegetable always seems to be classifiable as something else.

>>9647988
do fuck off. this isn't food that doesn't look appetizing but is tasty, like say poutine or biscuits and gravy. this is food that looks absolutely disgusting so no one who wasn't brought up eating it even wants to try it. balut looks and sounds disgusting and i'm pretty sure if i went my entire life without seeing it, let alone trying it, i'd die without any regrets.

>>9647631
yo wtf

>>9645527
Those potatoes have been fucking butchered.

>>9646461
You're my evil twin friendo

>>9648459
>pot of stu

Does my lunch fit in here?
Tuna Casserole on 5 speed wheat toast.

>>9649181
Mmm. Mummy penis. Just like memaw used to make.

>>9651217
>5 speed wheat toast
what kind of high octane life style do you live, in which you need more than 1 speed of wheat toast?

>>9651217
Did you activate the wheat first?

>>9651573
>activating 5 speed wheat

nigga, that's how you get killed

>>9645613
How much salt is in there? Has to be at least 10 grams....

>>9648015
>In natural juices

My breakfast this morning

>>9649184
That's Turkish, not Swedish.

>>9652678
answer the damn question if you're going to reply

>>9652703
ş - sh

ı I = dotless i, soundd like the i in shirt

şırdan = shirdan.

>>9646154
>>9646191
>>9646198
>>9646201
>>9646204
>>9646216
>tomatoes are not vegetables
>pizza is a vegetable because it has tomato sauce

Explain yourself America.

>>9644289
sugar doesnt increase ur risk of gettnig diabetes bro

>>9647929
uk btfo
usa numba 1

>>9652740

>>9652755
https://www.diabetes.org.uk/guide-to-diabetes/enjoy-food/eating-with-diabetes/diabetes-food-myths/myth-sugar-causes-diabetes

i didnt know until i looked it up yesterday as well

>>9652761
>With Type 2 diabetes, though we know sugar doesn’t directly causes Type 2 diabetes, you are more likely to get it if you are overweight. You gain weight when you take in more calories than your body needs, and sugary foods and drinks contain a lot of calories.
>So you can see if too much sugar is making you put on weight, then you are increasing your risk of getting Type 2 diabetes.

>>9652774
? yeah sugar is very calorie dense but it doesnt directly cause diabetes, theres no winning this argument just cease posting and move onto the next thread, kiddo.

>>9652774
Correlation does not imply causation.

>>9652650
what, uh... what is on it?

>>9653269

>>9648615
wait those aren't carrots

>>9653272
looks nice. is that oat?

>>9645527
UMA DELICIA LAJE DE CAVALO

>>9648617
I think he means the viscosity. There's a bunch of sauces that aren't runny and they're not exactly liquid, but something in between liquid and solid

>>9653269
>>9653272
I'm alright with the concept; but the meat could be further browned and making something perfectly symmetrical makes your mind cut it in half. There's a reason things are often plated in odd quantities.

>>9645527
the fuck my dude, why are you using a print-picture of your kids as a placemat

>>9653391
Looks like pearl barley

>>9653391
farro

>>9646116
they let you take pictures in prison?

>>9652650
reminds me of blurry

>>9645532
It's good

Source: I'm Nordic

>>9645613
This looks great

>>9647986
Of course it's Swedish

turd cake

>>9654331
Hnnnnng

>>9654331
mom the dog shat on the cake again

>>9652819
it literally does
>>9652774
>excess weight gain (from excess calories (from, for example excess sugar)) causes diabetes
>but that disgustingly excessive pile of sugar and fat won't contribute to an increased chance of getting diabetes dats ridiculus muh correlation muh causation

face it fatty mcbrainlet, you're wrong

>>9654378
>if you have too much of something its bad
>that must mean that the thing is bad too
by that logic you should be wearing a blind fold so you dont go blind in case you look at something too bright you retard
youre a fucking idiot excess eating is what causes weight gain not eating in general

>>9654407
cute strawman i never implied people should never eat sugar, the dessert that began this comment chain however obviously contains an excessive amount of sugar and probably over 3k calories. The type of person who would actually eat that could do well to curb their sugar intake

fatty

>>9643299

hat ooks like ome ood go 'za

>>9651217
>four slices of bread
>one snickers
how fat are you?

Anyone have the thanksgiving bullfrog?

>>9643305
>hack the menu
More like hack your fucking foot of from diabetes

>>9646414
Double Decker PB&J/spaghetti? I'd try it

>>9655000
>protein causes diabetes

>>9643287

>>9651156

Disco Stu... has become the jus

>>9648015
I would eat that

>>9652678
Same şit

nodini with coffe is goat

>>9645527
i agree with the other anons: the potatos look worse than the goat head

>>9645048

It's myoglobin though not hemoglobin.

>>9647926
I'm pissed off that balut is entirely outlawed in my country and I probably won't get to try it, ever.

>>9647915
Be more relevant and people may assume you're one of the runner-up relevant countries.

>>9655317
>pronouncing jus so that it rhymes with Stu

Shiggydiggy. I still appreciate the joke, however.

>>9645604
cannibalism

>>9655408
>I'm pissed off that balut is entirely outlawed in my country
why?

>>9643290
nice bait. have a (you)

>>9643598
same

>>9646881
ok but the thread is for disgusting foods, not foods that are not nutritionally balanced. That shit look tasty desu

>>9654202
An American public school

>>9647988
>food gore
>doesn't look appetizing
these are one and the same desu

>>9645604

every fucking time..

can somebody post the spurdo one?

>>9647631
at first i was gonna say everyone is overreacting bc spaghetti sandwiches are fine but then i noticed the pb&j.
needless to say I will be seeing this in my nightmares

>>9645613
every time i thought he was done he added another mystery liquid. I feel violated

>>9648483
get off our website then if you want to bitch about things that aren't true

>>9653389
I laughed so hard i choked on my gum

>>9643669

it's literally healthier than most shit on a fast food menu. it's just a burger without the bun.

>>9655470
Jus does rhyme with Stu

>>9644524
>>9644451
>look back at the pre 1985 section
Lost my sh!t

>>9654378
it literally doesn't

a person could eat a cup of sugar every day but make sure their calorie intake does not surpass how much they burn and would not be at an increased risk of diabetes you fucking moron.

>>9654420
The dessert in question is not meant for 1 person.
please leave and kys

>>9655752
he already told you why
lern 2 reed fgot

>>9643299
Looks like a barf pie

>>9645041
Do Yuropoors really eat this?

>>9658329
It’s more of an English thing rather than Yuro.

>>9658329
Yes, there is no proper food anywhere outside the US. That's why most people overseas are malnourished with a BMI smaller than 30.

>>9643287
I mean, I do something similar with very hot oatmeal. I put cheddar cheese in it and wait until it is melted to eat both on the same spoon.

>>9658177

>>9658469
salsa?

>>9658469

name pls

>>9645041

Why is this so controversial? Yeah I know doubling up carbs isn't great but its just chips in bread. You know chinks eat live snakes and dogs right? Germans eat pigs knuckle etc.

>>9658477
Ben Shapiros sister.
Look at those jewbs...

>>9658517
How did that pale gremlins lineage produce that

>>9643287
I have yet to have good French onion soup. Such a weird dish.

>>9658511
>Why is this so controversial?
It's an easy target for trolls. You get defensive about it.

>>its just chips in bread.
That's kind of the point. You couldn't get more bland and boring if you tried.

>>You know chinks eat live snakes and dogs right?
Yeah, and people make fun of that often too.

>Germans eat pigs knuckle etc.
Yeah, and it's god-tier delicious.

>>9651217
I like how the Snickers is screaming. Very appropriate.

>>9644451
>>9644524

>>9643290
>all those replies

that's actually a raw steak though

>>9658244
I meant: why was it outlawed in his country?

>>9643352
Might be for chinese hot pot.

>>9658510
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXbPS1jP-7065SjUfOzuFSw

Abigale Shapiro

>>9643306

>>9649136
>>9649143
But it's not made by Americans

How obsessed are you people

>>9643290
what? no catsup?

>>9647929
>the UK is an in offensive place full of in offensive people

Wow, and people make fun of Americans over their ignorance of history. Get a load of this guy, everyone.

>>9643299
Reminder that Chicago deep dish is not real pizza.

>>9658406
nice b8 m8
have a (you)

>>9658833
No such thing as raw steak. Steak is edible straight off the cow. I generally take my steak bleu if I can.

>>9658469
>>9658477
>>9658510
>>9658517
>>9658719
BIG KHAZAR MILKERS

>>9643305
>hackthemenu.com

Appeals to easily entertained retards like >>9643311
Fucking pottery.
Whoops calling you retarded and easily amused is redundant. Oh well.

>>9643290
Trump why do you come and troll \ck\ is \pol\ boring right now or something shit my dude

>>9658469
I dont know why this jew makes me so hard

>>9658469
its like watching a pixar movie

youve utterly ruined my night by posting this

>>9645604
My father went to south america once, when he was in the military, and he said on the street you could buy dog meat and monkey meat for cheap as fuck.
He said dog meat was tough, but monkey was delicious. When he told me that I remembered uma delicia and almost erupted with laughter

My dad also ate earthworms, spiders, and snakes

>>9658469
ah, I see the milk truck has arrived

>>9663377
She's singing opera at the same time if it soothes your soul any.

>>9648132
Im czech (which is this meal suppose to be) and let me tell you: Thats retarded...
Its a combination of desert and a sauce for a sweat meal... If anyone is eating it like that he is fucking retarded.

Its suppose to look like pic related, and those little pastry pieces are not suppose to have any filling...

>>9658276
Can wait for christmas...its a christmas eve dinner around here....

>>9663083
>backwards slashes for /ck/ and /pol/
>my dude
>implying that Trump likes his steak blue rare
>not liking the best president since Reagan
Underage detected >>>/reddit/

>>9663615
Is that fucking white bread in sweetened condensed milk? Ambrosia of my childhood.

>>9654331
As relevant as it'll ever be.