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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Tonight we make a romantic dinner for two.

>> No.9626926
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It begins

>> No.9626932
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>>9626911

Monitoring

>> No.9626936
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It is time.

>> No.9626937

Spirits come out tonight. Why you give them an invitation to burn all that shit by turning the knob?

>> No.9626947
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Finally i can witness the grandmaster of /ck/ in person!

>> No.9626952

>cheese whiz in a bag
Off to the best possible start.

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Monitoring thread

>> No.9626959
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Alright so for tonight we have
Cheese fondue with cured meats and crispy vegetables

Sous vide filet mignon with potatoes au gratin fresh local vegetables and a roasted tomato demi

Pumpkin spice krispy kreme bread pudding.

>> No.9626960
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>romantic dinner for two
ebin

>> No.9626972
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Lets start with the bread pudding

>> No.9627008
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>>9626972
what

>> No.9627015
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>> No.9627034

This could be good. Obviously it won't be, but let's watch.

>> No.9627038

>>9627015
I only have admiration for you and what you provide for this board.

>> No.9627041
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>> No.9627045
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DINOTENDIE TAKE ME

>> No.9627056

>>9627041
i just imagine how you pull up to this abandoned house with a bag of groceries and a fucking toolbox

scary shit man

>> No.9627060

Dinotendies can we get a bedroom tour?

>> No.9627063
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Now to make some pans

Preheat to 350. I have it cranked to 550 right now i havent used my oven in 2 years so i hope this cleans it

>> No.9627066

Posting early for le ebic leddit karma

>> No.9627067

I don't think that's how pyrolysis works if the oven isn't made for it.

>> No.9627072
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>>9627060
Its still the same as before

>> No.9627076

>>9627072
comfy

>> No.9627077
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>>9627063
It's gonna get smoky.

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>mfw DinoTendies is back in the house
where's your possum friend?

>> No.9627085

dinotendies i hope you know i love you and would die for you and your fantastic cooking never change

>> No.9627086
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>> No.9627090

>>9627080
>romantic dinner for two

>> No.9627092

>>9627086
What

>> No.9627093

>>9627090
o shit, you're right
maybe you'll get some of that possum puss if you play your cards right

>> No.9627094

why do you live like this dinotendies?

>> No.9627095
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>>9627080
Havent seen him in a while. However i think it had a baby because i found this in my house

>> No.9627101
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Ok i lost my oven racks give me a sec.

>> No.9627103

>>9627072
admit it you made your bed for us :3

>> No.9627104

>>9627095
He cute

>> No.9627107

>>9627092
he doesn't have a 9x9 so he made one ya dingus

>> No.9627115

>>9627101
Why arent they in your oven?

>> No.9627120
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Ok nice

>> No.9627121
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>>9627101
>he bought a costume for his cat

seriously, what are you doing for your living?

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>>9627120

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Ok

>> No.9627192

>>9627181
gotta get that nice smoky flavor

>> No.9627196

>>9627181
Please describe the smell.

>> No.9627198

>>9627181
Nice

>> No.9627201

>>9627196
Burnt hair and bugs

>> No.9627205

>>9627201
Thank you. Take care not to burn yourself, friend.

>> No.9627206

>>9627196
That's clearly water vapor. He's a lying sack of shit.

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>>9627196
is only smell

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Ok oven is clean now set the kitty to 25 min

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>>9627201

>> No.9627219

>>9627196
Salty coins and milk

>> No.9627229

>>9627121
i'm betting he's a trust fund kid and this is one of the properties he inherited that he has let go to shit because daddy never taught him how to actually take care of anything

>> No.9627230

dinotendies what exactly is your living situation like? How did u end up in that house?

keep up the good work

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Sugar
Pumpkin coffee

>> No.9627249
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Whisk

>> No.9627255

>>9627245
>>9627249
This will probably make quite a nice glaze, actually.

>> No.9627261

is this like a ratatouille situation but with a clueless opossum instead of a chef rat

>> No.9627266

>>9627249
Not even mad about the whisk, that's incredible.

>> No.9627269

ok next lets start the main course

>> No.9627274

>>9627249
that whisk is legendary

>> No.9627281

>>9627269
let's

>> No.9627284

>>9627213
this made me smile out loud

>> No.9627291
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Water 135

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Steak

>> No.9627302

>>9627297
I've never seen packets like that before. What is in them?

>> No.9627310

>>9627302
it's a bacon wrapped piece of meat sitting in enough preservatives to stay on the shelves for a good month or two. Tried one and got food poisoning like within the hour.

>> No.9627313

>>9627302
"Steak"

>> No.9627315
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>>9627302
See>>9626959

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>>9627041
>opening cans with chisel and hammer

>> No.9627326

>>9627315
>3oz. solution, 1oz. "beef"

>> No.9627338

>>9627249
THE WHISK IS BACK

>> No.9627342
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>>9627249
THE WHISK

>> No.9627343

Dino i want you to know you're making my day

>> No.9627355
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Potatoes

>> No.9627356

>>9627342
never seen a man wire coat hanger his food before?

>> No.9627362

>>9627355
oh...

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>>9627355
oh god

>> No.9627390

>>9627355
Very impressive cutting skills

>> No.9627391
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>>9627391
please spare the children

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>>9627391

>> No.9627395

>>9627391
oh fuck dude
rip you
rip my sides

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>>9627391
about how much cheese whiz should I be using for this

>> No.9627401
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>> No.9627406

>>9627391
Who took this picture?
Were you able to afford a tripod?

>> No.9627408

>>9626911
based DinoTendies, did you clean your kitchen

>> No.9627409

>>9627401
wtf is that 5 gallon pail of sauce?

>> No.9627411

>>9627401 DUDE WHAT

>> No.9627412

>>9627406
This is being recorded its a screenshot

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>>9627391

good lord man

>> No.9627416

>>9627412
holy shit please post that motherfucker tonite

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>>9627391
Good Lord, why?

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>>9627391

>> No.9627421

>>9627412
Where can we see the vids

>> No.9627423
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I mean from here it can only go uphill

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>>9627411

>> No.9627426

>>9627424
WHYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.9627428
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>>9627424
What could one man need that much soy sauce for

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>>9627401
Questioning my existence right now.

>> No.9627433

>>9627310
>to stay on the shelves for a good month or two
are you saying this was un-refrigerated??

>> No.9627435
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>>9627401
is that a fucking 5 gallon bucket of soy sauce in the background?

>> No.9627437

>>9627428
It says all-purpose.
You could use it for anything. Anything!

>> No.9627439

>>9627435
No, not at all.
What the fuck do you think you're seeing?
Seek help, retard.

>> No.9627441

>>9627421
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxVe_ICiCAvXNU780AvISeA/videos
he's already got 1.7k subscribers

>> No.9627444

>>9627439
Ahem >>9627424

What now, fag?

>> No.9627447

>>9627444
It was sarcasm alluding to the fact that you're a blind retard if you had to ask after it was already posted

>> No.9627448

>>9627424
You ever just drink a pint of soy sauce

>> No.9627451
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>> No.9627454

>>9627409
looks like kikkoman soy sauce

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>>9627451

>> No.9627458

>>9627451
I'd try this, honestly

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>>9627451

>that fucking cheese that dripped onto the bottom of the oven

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>>9627451
make sure you crank that oven back up to 550 to clean that shit off the bottom

>> No.9627466
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Remember kids, use oven mits or a towel

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>>9627451

>> No.9627473
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>> No.9627474

>>9627466
I bet that cheese is like napalm

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>>9627473

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>>9627451

>> No.9627479
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>>9627473

>> No.9627480

>>9627473
omg

>> No.9627481
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And ill need to take a quick break here

>> No.9627483

>>9627451
>>9627466
>>9627473
a tragedy in three images

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>>9627473

>> No.9627486

>>9627481
FFS how can a human being be this clumsy?

>> No.9627487

>>9627473
>>9627481
Christmas is ruined...

>> No.9627490
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>>9627481

please

>> No.9627495

>>9627483
A redemption story, eating that would kill DinoTendies

>> No.9627496

This is just what I needed!

>> No.9627508
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Holy shit man... No you are not a man. You are a animal

>> No.9627510

>>9627495
eating molten cheese would kill any man

>> No.9627511
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>>9627473

>> No.9627517

>>9627511
It's like pottery

>> No.9627524

alright i need to charge my phone and the cloud of burnt cheese wiz in the kitchen is making me feel strange so ill continue this in 20-30 min

>> No.9627526

>>9627441
holy shit guys we are witnessing the birth of a fucking sensation

this guy will beat that faggot pewdepie as the king of the youtubebucks

>> No.9627535

>>9627524
get well soon dinotendie, we love your!11111

>> No.9627536

>>9627524
stay safe lad

>> No.9627541

>>9627524
Take your time, Tendies-sama!

>> No.9627546

>>9627524
Keep the possum safe too, lad.

>> No.9627592

PLEASE COME BACK

>> No.9627602
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>for two

>> No.9627607
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I love you, Dinotendies.

>> No.9627611

Man, would really suck if the gas from the "cheese" was poisonous or something.

>> No.9627614

>>9627428
we have those at work but we also make teriyaki sauce in house that uses a ton of kikkoman, i have no idea what anyone would have one of those for personal use other than a fucking microwave stand apparently

>> No.9627621

>>9627451
>the fucking piece of grass still stuck to the oven grate

>> No.9627626

>>9627621
it's for flavor

>> No.9627633

alright about to start the fondue in a few minutes

>> No.9627634

>>9627621
It's like a bay leaf bro. Do you even cook?

>> No.9627639

>>9627633
this is gonna be great

>> No.9627640
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>>9627633
He's back everyone!

>> No.9627661

>>9627633
how were the fumes, did it give you a buzz?

>> No.9627667

N-NANI!?

>> No.9627702
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Fishbowl
Heat

>> No.9627709

>>9627702
MADMAN

>> No.9627711
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Cheesin

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>>9627702
no...

>> No.9627714

>>9627711
Shit's going to crack.

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>>9627702

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>>9627711

>> No.9627718
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>>9627702
Is this the end of OP

>> No.9627722

>>9627711
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

>> No.9627723
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>>9627711

>> No.9627725
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>>9627711

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>>9627723

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>>9627711
i cannot unsee this

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>>9627723

>> No.9627741

Holy fuck

>> No.9627742

>>9627621
It's rosemary obvs

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>>9627723
I bet that cheese water tastes wonderful

>> No.9627748
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>>9627741
DID IT CRACK?!

>> No.9627750

>>9627741
Did it explode? Do you feel stupid? Is there a jagged shard of glass in your rectum?

>> No.9627751

>>9627723
This is gonna be a fun clean up

>> No.9627753

>>9627201
what do bugs smell like?

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>> No.9627756

>>9627754
I hope you at least cleaned the whisk first

>> No.9627758
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>>9627754
Looks like you're performing an abortion on a bowl of creamed corn and vomit.

>> No.9627759

>>9627754
Oh fuck it's combining

>> No.9627761

where da possum at?

>> No.9627762
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>> No.9627763

>>9627754
Steak & cheese soup?????????

>> No.9627765
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>>9627762
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG

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>>9627762

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>>9627762

>> No.9627772

Alright guys give me a minute here.

>> No.9627773

(rare) qualities of a tripfriend such as dinotendies:
>rarely posts, when they do it's a gift
>ignores comments and questions, sticks to the task at hand
>doesn't attention whore (see above), sticks to one thread
>always delivers
>remains as mysterious as possible, always keeping motives veiled

>> No.9627774

>>9627196
possum

>> No.9627775

>>9627762
BEST HALLOWEEN EVER

>> No.9627776

>>9627756
do you really think he did?

>> No.9627777

>>9627776
one can hope

>> No.9627778

>>9627762
>the wall beside the oven

>> No.9627780

>>9627762
a small price to pay to become youtube famous
It looks like the stove is your plate tonight. I hope your guest don't mind

>> No.9627781
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9627781

>>9627762

>> No.9627783

>>9627780
just keeps the meal warm while you eat it

>> No.9627787

>>9627765
>>9627767
>>9627769
>>9627781
>those reddit faggots posting reaction images for le ebin screencap

>> No.9627789

>>9627773
Also he doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.9627793
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9627793

>>9627787
no dude you're witnessing the front line of the meme war. GET TO COVER

>> No.9627794
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9627794

>>9627787

>> No.9627797

>>9627772
I really hope you still have the other dishes. This one is going to be hard to plate.
>>9627787
>reaction images come from reddit
Want to know how I know you're new?

>> No.9627798
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9627798

>>9627762

dear lord it's everywhere

>> No.9627801

>>9627762
how
there are no signs of an overflow

>> No.9627803
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9627803

>>9627762
put me in the screencap

>> No.9627804
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9627804

Don't worry don't fear, DinoTendies is here!

>> No.9627806
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9627806

>>9627803
No fuck you put me in the greentext

>> No.9627808

>>9627801
It cracked on the bottom, you can see the crack forming in the previous picture.

>> No.9627809

>>9627801
cracked bro

>> No.9627812

>>9627773
Shut up redditor

>> No.9627814

>>9627762
I wonder if you ever have any regrets

>> No.9627817

>>9627777
I think we can accurately assume he didn't

>> No.9627820

>>9627812
get ahold of this faggot

>> No.9627822

>>9627814
this man doesn't know regret

>> No.9627831

>>9627797
i can save this, i just need to clean my stove, its everywhere....

>> No.9627839

>>9627797
never said that

>> No.9627842

>>9627787
i want the reddit meme to cease

>> No.9627846

>>9627831
It's almost like you heated a fish bowl full of liquid cheese and water and didn't expect anything to go wrong or something

>> No.9627848

>>9627831
dude like just fucking throw away your kitchen by now

>> No.9627850

>>9627831
we believe in you!

>> No.9627849
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9627849

>>9627831
Do you have more cheese wiz?

Plz don't tell me you're going to use the stuff from the stove.

>> No.9627851

>>9627831
make haste, please. I need to know what to do next so I can finish this meal

>> No.9627852

>>9627831
Dinotendies why

>> No.9627854

>>9627820
okay I've got him, now what

>> No.9627856

>>9627831

Don't clean it, it'll add flavor to your next dish in a few months if you let it age

>> No.9627865

>>9627831
if you let i cool you can maybe peel it off as one clean sheet

>> No.9627870

>>9627831
let it harden and turn it into cookware.

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9627871

>>9627856
don't give him ideas

>> No.9627878

>>9627831
Please post the video you're making. I really want to hear that crack and see the aborted cheese dip ooze out. That would be very satisfying.

>> No.9627893

>>9627839
fuck off reddit

>> No.9627931

DinoTendies livestream when?

>> No.9627933
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9627933

>> No.9627937
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9627937

>>9627933

>> No.9627938

>>9627933
>that nice sweater and sleeve
>scooping cheese whiz that you cooked in a fishbowl by hand

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>> No.9627945

>>9627933
cook it like that fegit

>> No.9627948

>>9627933
describe the smell

>> No.9627953
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9627953

>>9627941
keep going

>> No.9627957

>>9627933
>>9627945
this, scrap the fondue idea and make some Queso Frito

>> No.9627959
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9627959

>>9627941
he did it guys

>> No.9627960
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9627960

>>9627941
Godspeed, Mr. Tendies. Even that bowl is sweating in anticipation of whats to come next.

>> No.9627963

>>9627933
Please post your fit

>> No.9627964

>>9627941
why is there pumpkin on the wall

>> No.9627965

>>9627798
On an unrelated note I thought of chalkzone for the first time in literally a decade mere minutes ago and now you post this are you a wizard

>> No.9627970

>>9627941
Just remember, if everything goes to shit, just chuck it in a blender and call it a day.

>> No.9627977
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>> No.9627980

>>9627941
A-are those the pringles from earlier?

>> No.9627985

>>9627977

This makes me hugely uncomfortable.

>> No.9627986
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9627986

>>9627977
Is that your date?

>> No.9627987

>>9627977
what the fuck is happening

>> No.9627989
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9627989

>>9627977

>> No.9627992

>>9627977
can you please taste that ungodly compound and describe it for us?

>> No.9627997

>>9627977
hand's already lubed up to jerk it after the meal

>> No.9628004

>>9627997
After?

>> No.9628006

>>9628004
into

>> No.9628007

>>9628004
during, sorry

>> No.9628014

Haven't even seen the meat yet...

>> No.9628017

>>9627986
Lel

>> No.9628022
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9628022

Happy Halloween!

>> No.9628026

>>9627941
Bit late for a pan isnt it?

>> No.9628031

>>9628014
hold the line friendo

>> No.9628045 [DELETED] 
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9628045

Can I be in the screenshot?

>> No.9628052

I feel like this guy is a very intelligent although slightly autistic fellow who hit the real world hard and is just a bit down on his luck and living in a shit place.

Or he's actually an intelligent although slightly autistic landlord who has this shit property he hasn't gotten around to fixing up.

>> No.9628054

someone screencap this shit

>> No.9628057
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9628057

>> No.9628058

>>9628054
burn in hell faggot

>> No.9628059

I am a subscriber to your YouTube channel.

>> No.9628062
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9628062

>>9628057
Bacon flavored Spam?!
Takin the bitch right down to flavor town my man.

>> No.9628063

>>9628057
i unironically love Armour vienna sausages

>> No.9628067
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9628067

>>9627391

>> No.9628069

What happened to the steak

>> No.9628072
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>> No.9628076

>>9628072
Didn't anyone teach you not to snack while cooking!

>> No.9628078

>>9628072
yo what the fuck is that sphincter in the spam?

>> No.9628079
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9628079

>>9627473

>> No.9628081
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9628081

>>9628069
Thats next

>> No.9628082

>>9628072
I hope you don't eat glass shards by mistake.

>> No.9628083

>>9628069
don't worry, he'll take care of them, i'm sure of it

>> No.9628085

>>9628078
a sphincter

>> No.9628086

>>9628057
Dip it into the cheese mixture then DEEP FRY it

>> No.9628087

>>9628067
hello new individual

>> No.9628088

OP - BUMP LIMIT IS CUMMING!

>> No.9628089

>>9628078
I was hungry i havent eaten today

>> No.9628093
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9628093

>>9628081
cardboard

>> No.9628095
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9628095

>>9627777

Checked!

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9628097

>>9628052


I always imagined he has a pretty nice house and that is his crappy basement and hes into poverty larping.

>> No.9628099

>>9628088
Wow ok new thread coming the last part

>> No.9628103

>>9628081
>new Pringles
>old Pringles in the background

Uh, what's the plan, Tendie man?

>> No.9628106

>>9628103
One is crispy vegetables for fondue and the other is potatoes au gratin

>> No.9628107

do americans really eat this?

>> No.9628110

>>9628045
>>9628097
who the fuck is this queer and why are you posting him?

>> No.9628115

>this entire thread
I can't fucking deal with this. im borderline in tears.

>> No.9628118

>>9628107
please. Americans strive to cook anywhere near the perfection that DinoTerndies does

>> No.9628125

>>9628099
New thread
>>9628116
>>9628116

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9628154

>>9628110

Some guy I work with, he thinks hes some fashion trendy male model.

>> No.9628194 [DELETED] 

this truly is the authentic america experience

>> No.9628206

>>9628194
OP is Canadian

>> No.9628220 [DELETED] 

>>9628206
ok nevermind I fucked up

>> No.9628238

oh fuck it's you

>> No.9628378
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9628378

Do... Do you actually live like this?

>> No.9628421

>>9627762
dinotendies you sick fuck

>> No.9628430

>>9627754
You can see cracks on the base lmao

>> No.9628846

>>9627463
the best course of action is to leave it and let its aroma flavor your subsequent baked dishes

>> No.9628853

>>9627762
this is a cheese shoah oy vey

>> No.9629236

>>9627249
>inb4 lockjaw