/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is it - the laziest Halloween thread of all time

>>9623841

Or is it the most thought out Halloween thread of all time?

SpoOoOoOoOoOoOOoOOOoOpy!

>>9623773
Since this is already a shit thread how about we talk about what's the best food to have sex with?

I vote for mac and cheese

>>9624083

No no no, my friend.

Mac and cheese is loose. There's nothing to stimulate. It just falls apart with 'things' enter 'things'. You need something more solid. I recommend a good meat loaf, or meat pastry. You need the meat in order to feel the sensation so a meat ingredient is a must. Also, it must be solid, or pliable enough to enter and exit, but still remain intact that you can repeatedly copulate with said food.

Meat loafs
Meat pies
Possibly poultry of any type

Are you even on the same page?

>>9624083
The mango. But my sexual relations with vegitaton is few.

>>9624121
I was not penetrating it physically. I feel that its juice would be too acidic, so dont try that guys.

>>9624135
The seed did not grow. 'Twas expected, but still sad our union was barren. I perhaps should not have eaten the fruit so greedly to get to the seed.

>>9623773
>when you see your gymbro licking food residue off of his lips so you dunk your entire face into your risotto in the hopes that he'd lick your entire face down

>>9624101
I just like how the warm cheesy noodles feel on my chinchin

>>9623773
>there was enough pumpkin flesh to carve that

What the hell. No sir, no chemicals or steroids in our food.

>looking for kitchen utensil
>it was in my hand all along

>>9624083
melon

>>9624083
for me its thicc fuken corn dog batter

>>9624083
>he doesn't fuck fish

>>9624083
cucumber, obviously
how would you penetrate something with mac and fuckin cheese?