/ck/ - Food & Cooking

THICC

>>9614496
bag of rice, bag of beans. both from a dollar store. go to mcdonalds, grab handful of salt and pepper packs. now you have hunger stopping bland food until payday

>>9614521
>no sauce

>>9614496
grilled cheese

>>9614639
>two dollars
i guess you can take a handful of ketchup packets also

>>9614640
where can you buy bread, cheese and butter for 2 dollars or less?

>>9614649
what period of time do you want to live for?

Ramen and some vegetables+ microwave.

>>9614659
even if its one sandwhich, a loaf of bread is a buck, cheapest butter ive ever seen is like 75 cents. where do you find 25 cent cheese? lets just say you are making 1 sandwhich

>>9614644
>not keeping stocked in sauces no matter how poor you are

>>9614682
thats not the point of the thread. i went on the assumption that OP has 0 foodstuff in his home, otherwise why stop at sauces, he could have spices, veggies for a mirepoix, and some eggs to scramble while your at it

>>9614667
no, how long do you want to live for, assuming you're OP. answer the quesiton

>>9614700
forever. i also want to know how to make a single grilled cheese sandwhich for 2 bucks or less

>>9614496
A bag of pasta and a can of tomato paste. Collect enough bottles to get some seasoning and you should be set for a couple days.

>>9614707
If you buy the shit all at once and make a bunch it'll work out to less than $2. Buying shit for one sandwich at a time is pretty retarded.

>>9614707
you're OP right? forget the grilled cheese, your question needs a time period. Otherwise I'd recommend you go to a butcher and get 5 grams of really nice meat, that would fit your requirements

>>9614718
>>9614732
no im not op, but he asked for 2 dollar meals, there are lots of meals that if you buy in bulk break down to 2 dollars or less, but i went on the assumption he had only 2 bucks in his wallet. i was poor for years, i already know what you can eat on 2 bucks, thats why i was wondering how someone thought oyu could do grilled cheese on only 2 dollars

>>9614496
If you're shopping with $2 you're pretty limited. If you are talking $2 per serving, with a larger budget and shit already inna kitchen you got more options. Take the arorementioned beans and rice, add a chicken thigh, diced onion and peppers, a bit of chopped tomato, you got a meal in the $2 per serving range. Otherwise, go to convenience store and get a moon pie.

>>9614752
again, then define how much should a meal be, otherwise the question makes no sense

>>9614752
If you're that poor you shouldn't be eating grilled cheese sandwiches anyways. There are much more nutritious, calorie dense and cheaper things out there. If you want them that bad fast for a few days and bulk buy the stuff.

>>9614496
She can survive without eating for a month. She's too fat.

>>9614763
>>9614764
do you guys not get it? i dont care about the OP any more, i dont care what yo ushould or should not be eating. some anon said you can make a grilled cheese for 2 bucks, all i want to know is how he figured that

>>9614644
Pick related costs 1.5 euro, and it's pretty good.

>>9614796
Buy bread late.
buy a snack cheese
skip the butter.

>>9614781
I'd survive on her phat ass for a month if u kno what I mean

>>9614796
nigger you have to spend more than $2 to get all the ingredients but it will make like 10 sandwiches, its like 50 cents per sandwich

>>9614831
i don't get it

2 cups of jasmine rice (a pound, or $.1), half a head of cauliflower ($2), pound of ground turkey or pound of chicken breast (~$3.2)
This for a whole day, $1.77 per meal if you consider three meals a day to be normal.

>>9614496
I want her to sit on my dick. I bet her ass feels glorious.

>>9614496
is that a beetus pump on her hip?

Ramen + these and if you want to go a little bit more fancy add an egg.

>>9614496
Fuck me shes fit

>>9615248
>american standard everyone

>>9614496
I want to squeeze her rolls while fucking her.

>>9614694
OP ideally this is a frugal thread rather than basement dweller economics

sauce or die

rabbit meat: free
add a half pound of the broccoli of my choice
bam, easy meal

>>9614496
Pussy
Preferably THICC
It's free if you know what you're doing

>>9614667
Bread is like 30 cents if youre not a faggot

>>9614514
>>9614496
Bruv that Cherry is wholesome

>>9614496
I wanna cuddle her from behind and pinch her belly with one hand meanwhile I caress her tits with the other.

>>9615324
What am I looking at here?

>>9614521
>not making a curry of it

>>9614496
Think she'll take my BBC?

What, under 2 dollars per serving? That's almost hard to not reach. Can make a big pot of egg tomato stir fry for 10 and get as many servings.

>>9614496
Potato Cakes
>1 cup potato flakes
>1 cup all-purpose flour
>1 2/3 cups water
>1 teaspoon salt
>1/2 cup or so of vegetable oil as needed
Mix flour, potato flakes, salt, and water into a batter. Heat a pan on medium, add vegetable oil. Drop 4 inches of batter into hot oil. Cook until golden brown on each side. Place cooked cakes on a paper towel to absorb excess grease. Eat when cooled.

>>9615324
Here's the thing: I'm getting close to this but not quite so pudgy. Also, I make more than 99.99% of humans on the planet, and can provide a great lifestyle to my mate. Should I have to settle for a bodystyle like this?

>>9614496
My next step is to find someone that I can provide work and receive currency to not limit myself to arbitrary dollar values.

>>9614752
>asked for 2 dollar meals, there are lots of meals that if you buy in bulk break down to 2 dollars or less, but i went on the assumption he had only 2 bucks in his wallet.
This is bullshit. What job pays less than minimum wage for an hour of work? Fuck your premise.

>>9614496
You can almost have steak dinner for $2 a serving.

Tonight, I had """coq au vin""" which was mirepoix, chicken thighs, chicken stock, red wine, and steamed rice. Easily under $2 a serving, served it with steamed broccoli. Virtually any home-cooked food is going to not be very far from $2 a serving.

How do i live off 5-20$ a week in California
I want to stop feeling like a fat fuck and wasting money at fast food places

>>9614496
dat pager

>onion
>water or stock/wine if we're being fancy
>some butter/oil
>maybe some cheese
French onion soup is a lifesaver and costs basically nothing.

>potato
>oil
>maybe some cheese
Jacket potato, another life saver.

>>9615715
You seem like you have a shitty personality, just settle for what you can get.

>>9615715
If you're a girl, honestly you're my type in all regards, so go for it.

>>9616213
>>9616217
What are you even trying to say?

>>9616222
>Here's the thing: I'm getting close to this but not quite so pudgy. Also, I make more than 99.99% of humans on the planet, and can provide a great lifestyle to my mate. Should I have to settle for a bodystyle like this?
Essentially, supposing anon is a girl, if she has to settle for that body type, I'd say go for it; that said, it is extremely attractive to me, so do with that what you will.

>>9615715
The thing about human sexuality is that no matter what you look like, someone out there has a fetish for it. Others might think you're not particularly attractive or ugly, and still others might be repulsed by the mere sight of you. The trick is to find people that like what you have while still striving to be the best version of yourself you can be.

Damn I want a thicc gf but only skinny girls ever fall in love with me

>>9616238
Trade ya, I want a sticc girl but only fatties want to fuck me.

>>9614496
For a week, 2x7=14$
>breakfast:
Milk, 1 litre = 1$
Sachet instant oats (variety flavors)= 3$
>lunch:
Snack apples= 2.5$
>dinner:
Egg (dozen)=2.5$
Bread=80 cents
>Snack:
frozen pizza=2$

>>9614667
Its two dollar meals fag. Not i have only two dollars to eat one meal.

>>9616325
This is in AUD

So, you guys like thicc?

>>9616355

This is thicc enough?

>>9614496
>get ebt
>receive free $200 from government every month
>go fucking crazy
And not a single dollar of my own money got spent.

>>9616378
Hey I have that phone

>no mention of dumpster diving grocery stores
U fags are retarted as fuck

>>9616247
I would glady trade you my dude

>>9616378
Damn is that your woman?

>>9616378
Fuck, I think I've seen pics of her before.

We need to have a sticky for cheap meals.

>>9616581
more like a sticky for spices

>>9614496
A pager? That bitch is poor.

>>9615224
sure looks like it

>>9616581
Just sticky that Eat Good and Cheap pdf

>>9616378
nom nom nom

>>9614644
>ketchup in stead of hot sauce

>>9614818
>euro
get out.

>>9614496
Why is she standing next to Moot?

>>9615715
>99.99% of humans
The majority of humanity’s poor as fuck. You could earn $100 000 and be in that category.

Jasmine rice and Campbell's chicken broth

>>9614496
price depends on how fast you can run compared to your dish.

>>9618712
Many people have speculated in the past that it is an insulin pump.

>>9615224
Probably.

>>9614649
>grilled cheese
>butter
You're a special kind of homosexual, aren't you?

>>9614496
rice beans and chicken. Bought thighs for $.99/lb the other day. get some multivitamins too

>>9614496
That girl has the perfect body. Would love to snuggle with her.

>>9621988
multivitamins are bad for you apparently

>>9618895
Can you post it

>>9615245

Gonna do this but with some Blue Dragon sauce too. Thanks for the tip.

>>9615274
Jokes on you im not american, shes blonde and T H I C C in the right places you faggot.

>>9615567
A trainwreck.

Eggs are 20 cents a dozen where I'm at. Pair that with some broccoli and rice and that's pretty damn cheap

>>9616378
>those autism shoes

>>9615715
if all you're after is a nice body, you're better off banging whores because youll never be happy

>>9615567
the rare fat girl with no tits

>>9615418
boy you better find some fat or you gonna die

>>9615583
No

>>9614644
just steal a bottle of hot sauce baka

>>9614496
Peanut butter jelly sandwich overloaded with 6 oz peanut butter and 2 oz jelly to make it a full meal $0.85/sandwich
or substitute sliced banana for a dry but tasty sandwich with more fiber $0.80/sandwich
ramen + 2 hot dogs sliced and sauteed in curry powder $0.55/bowl
Rice+baked beans+hot dog $0.95/bowl
banana covered in peanut butter $0.40/banana

These are what I eat when things get tough. when I was homeless I ate mostly apples, bananas, and peanut butter because I had no cookware or fridge. To this day I still hoard peanut butter like a squirrel for winter.

>>9615567

The ideal female form.

>>9625440
I still would, You just bend her over.

2 lbs enriched rice

>>9618712
I have seen and fapped to that pic almost a hundred times over the years, and I never noticed that.

>>9614496
Assuming you've got a lipid of some kind. Rice, water, a packet of Knorr chicken powder. Fuckin' delicious. If you have money left, add a small can of peas. Goes well a sharp grated cheese.

Also you should invest in one of pic related. Then you can wash and sort 3lb (1.3kg) of pinto beans, pour into cast iron with water and cubed salt pork. Cook at 200 degrees F (~93 C) for 12 hours. $5 of ingredients and some patience nets you freezeable beans for a month. Add them into your starving artist rice dishes for a complete protein, add coriander and lemon pepper to make it delicious. Cheap as fuck. I like to add a sliced serrano pepper; a cold cold beer is almost mandatory then.

>>9614521
my nigga

>>9625440
Only if she's pregnant

>>9614831
You can't even get a good look at her ass from that angle, and judging from what we can see it's small for her being so fat.

>>9614496
#1s pussy and ass. I bet it comes real cheap with all the self esteem issues thanks to playing with all those skinny bitches

>>9614496
for me, its the mcchicken

>>9614496
Water, salt, "Centrum Adult" multivitamin. That is all that's needed if you have 1lbs of fat per day until you can eat properly again.

>>9626545
Not even then. Fat + pregnant is a fallacy. Fit + pregnant is where its at.

>>9614667
Where I live a loaf of bread is $1.40 and has 6 slices in it. Fuck my life.

>>9615324
>>9615567
A chick that probably eats snacks, drinks soda and drinks alcohol on the daily. If she cut those out, drank water and got a bit of exercise she'd be fit.

>>9616325
>frozen pizza
>snack

Here's what I did to save money when I was in Japan. Cut my costs down to average $1.50~$2 a day.

>Breakfast
a piece of toast with jam on it and some instant coffee

>Lunch
Instant noodles

>Dinner
Frozen vegetables, frozen meatballs, rice, beans
Fry them up in a pan with some soy sauce, spices etc and serve it on top of the rice.

>Alcohol
Locally brewed sake. $3 for 3L, would last me most of a week.

>Snacks
$2 gets 6 small packs of nuts, or a big bag of edamame.

So far we have two camps, the "buy $150 worth of groceries and break it down to $2/meal" and the "there's really nothing you can buy for $2 to last more than a week"