/ck/ - Food & Cooking

non-alcoholic water

white wine

>>9606046
>that meta op

nice one mate

Ginger brandy. It's pretty fucking comfy, so to hell with sobriety.

>this triggers the al/ck/ie
Also, pabst and jack, same as always

drinking whiskey diet coke.

>>9606056
The next dozen threads or so should have an image like OP's until it's nothing but a mess of pixels on a monitor next to a drink.

>>9606046
OP here. I'm drinking Homemade Pineapple Wine. Letting it breath right now.

>>9606067
lol I'm all for seeing that.

>>9606073
you're doing it the wrong way around

I just got a weird fucking call.


My ex who I haven't spoken to in almost 4 years called me and just apologized for some reason. The conversation was about 3 minutes, Mostly her saying she's sorry and she would like to get back together.

I said no and she hung up on me lol.

I haven't even spoken to that bitch in almost 4 years, Last I heard she was dating some fuckin guy 10 years older then her.

She is so fucking nuts, It's mind blowing she was able to go this long without calling me or threatening to kill me.

>>9606046

Coke zero. Purchased a mouth fedora vape to give me something to help with quitting being an al/ck/, but having stopped smoking 10 years ago this might not have been the best thing to do. Definitely the lesser of 2 evils right now.

>>9606046
Got Yuengling and Angry Orchard in the fridge, and Maker's Mark in my cabinet. Was thinking about getting a case of sam adam's octoberfest.

>>9606046
I'm going back and forth between vodka and beer.


It's snowing, Thinking about going for a walk

>>9606097
Wrong thread m8.

>>9606097
Good for you. You did the smart thing that will help the most in the long run.

>>9606046
>>9606077
Oh shit, this stuff is warm as fuck going down. It is 7yo now and no longer tastes like paint thinner. lol

>>9606081
You say that, but it's difficult when you have legal troubles, or even a job that drug tests.

During pretrial, they say you can drink, just not in excess, but if you test dirty for weed the entire cycle pretty much restarts. That or you can get jail time until trial.

>>9606130
>job that drug tests
I'm legtimately sorry for you yanks desu. That's evil.

Why is it so hard to stop after one beer

It doesn't even taste as good as the first one anymore

>>9606158
>>9606130
Any job that does drug tests is a job you need to step up from to something better. The fact you work as such a job says a great deal about you and your life. Remember that, and rise above it.

>>9606172
That's just a weak excuse for being completely cucked by the state m8

>want some privacy? gotta pay extra, only top citizens get to have privacy!

sober october bro here
I'm back in it
halfway through a bottle of vodka
>Error: You must wait 3 minutes 44 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
help

>>9606046
I like this picture. Also water.

>>9605814
DUDE, YEAH

>>9605929
>Be at new years party
>Had drunk copious amount of various alcohol, including beer, vodka, champagne, wine (red, probably white too) and génépi
>Had shouted all night
>Throat is dry
>Ask if someone has water or beer
>Someone gives me a bottle, I take a large mouthful without looking
>it was mescal
>"Look, there's a worm at the bottom of the bottle"
>I pukes later that night
Now I can't stand mescal or génépi.

>>9606172
What kind of job tests in the land of the free?

>>9606158
What country do you live in?

>>9606190
>>9606182

>>9606183
No, it means the job you have is a shit job with shitty drug users as employees who need to be kept in line with threats. Better jobs don't test you because the people who work them are not social rejects who come to work while tweaked to fuck and back and get people killed with the forklift.

>>9606192
>What kind of job tests in the land of the free?

Factory jobs mostly. Menial labor, etc. It normally stems from the type of job and the shitty insurance they happen to have that requires them to do it.

>>9606200
yes what about it

>>9606046

Fairly unremarkable chateauneuf. Remy Febras. Fuck this guy.

Been sober for a month now lads, what do?

>>9606194
Netherlands.

>>9606313
Have a drink to celebrate!

>>9606326
Upvoted.

>>9606206
>No, it means the job you have is a shit job with shitty drug users as employees who need to be kept in line with threats. Better jobs don't test you because the people who work them are not social rejects who come to work while tweaked to fuck and back and get people killed with the forklift.
I think only the US does this. Never heard of it before.

ng. At midnight in 3 hours I will have gone 5 full days sober for the first time in probably 3 years.

I am sitting in bed with a fever, and torrenting episodes of curb your enthusiasm I'll watch in a bit. I feel awful but I don't think this withdrawal is very dangerous, tonight should be the worst of it.

Before this, I was drinking an entire 750ml bottle of campari every night

My last night off the wagon, and my last drink of ouzo.

Let's get this lack of party started.

>>9606158
I used to have a pretty nice state job (in a liquor warehouse actually) making more money than ever at that point and even they didn't drug test. People who use that excuse to not get high when they want probably just settled for making ten bucks an hour putting kids on tooth paste or some shit.

>>9606419
>lids
how embarrassing

>>9606046
Not sure, but it's working.

Why are there so many non drinking faggots in here thinking we give a fuck about how many days they have been boring?

>>9606112
Where ya at, anon?

>>9606439
Moscow, Russia.


I'm American, I'm visiting family.

>>9606405
it's worth it. took me 2 years to quit, but now I'll have a sixer on the weekend sometimes and its w/e.

you will feel like a fucking superhuman after a month or so.

>>9606431
Fuck off, you abysmal moron. We're proud of our fellow al/ck/s who've proven to us that they're capable and dynamic human beans that can pull themselves out of this hole that we're constantly having a pity party in.

1.75l boi
Torn acl is still fucked, I was taking it super easy while on meds out of fear for my liver. Drank just a tad to fight the shakes (I know, it's bad), but now I'm out and my leg hurts more than ever. Doc's appointment tomorrow, going to get shrek'd enough to sleep and try and make sure I don't smell like vodka tomorrow. Thank god I have one of those old people bars in my shower to cling to.

>>9606472
So start an AA thread for them to regale you with their tales of their days sober.

>>9606371
Companies do that. It has nothing to do with the location. It is normally because of incidents and insurance.

>alcoholic thread
>people announcing they are sober

>>9606514
>companies use child slaves lol don't blame the government that makes the laws and holds the monopoly on violence darn companies just do as they please!

>>9606531
So this thread is only for people who are basically drunk erry day? I guess I missed my three years of membership...

>>9606548
It is in the paperwork you sign when you join the workforce for the company.

>>9606554
I'm really not sure why there would be confusion.

>>9606554
It's is a thread for alcoholics, not former ones.

Who the fuck would have guessed it.

>>9606531

You don't magically become not an alcoholic if you stop drinking because you're an alcoholic. Once in far enough, you're an al/ck/ for life and you share the same problem with the rest of the drinking and non-drinking al/ck/ community

>>9606582

But please, regale me the tale of when you pissed yourself drunk for the 10th time

Hello, al/ck/. I am currently on the 2nd pint of vodka for the day, which I guess is very bad as I am on probation. But fuck, I am feeling just fine right now.

>>9606592

>>9606556
>as long as people put an X it's justice!

>>9606616
That's how the entire world works. If you give someone power over you, it is your fault. Which is why this post exists, >>9606172

>>9606582
>former alcoholic
No such thing. When you are addicted to something, you will always be addicted, even if you don't use for years.

>>9606648
That's just AA talk
You can be susceptible to be a feeling but that doesn't acohol is the only way out

>>9606596
I drink and then think of ways to tempt fate into killing me. For example 3am cross country skiing in nothing but underwear. Or lets turn that logging road into a rally track.

If I live, clearly it was for a purpose, which means my life has purpose. If I die, fuck it, nothing matters anyways.

>>9606097
She will be pregnant before Christmas if not already.

>>9606636
>might is right
Fair enough, but that's no reason to be defeatist about things.

How much does alcohol actually dehydrate you? I drink a fifth of vodka a day (with about 4-7 12 oz. bottles of water), but I am STILL dehydrated when I wake up. Then as soon as I take a few drinks, it completely goes away.. the fuck?

>>9606046
whiskey and apple cider

>>9606718
a shitload. when i was drinking that heavily my mucous membranes were completely fucked, it was like the only water out of my body was shooting out of my asshole.

>>9606733
*inside of my body

>>9606699
I take it you don't understand what >>9606172 means.

>>9606718
A whole lot
It's like this
Your body has to maintain equal levels of water throughout your body. It's just osmosis/diffusion. Just physics
If you eat food, your body will draw out water because your blood is less watery than food, for the most part. That's why your shits are hard.

But if you drink too much, your gut content will have a lot of alcohol. Physics will say it has to be equal, so osmosis will draw out water from your blood to dilute the alcohol in your gut.
That's why you have the alcoshits. Because all that water gets in your guts and creates liquid shit.

The way to counter that, or at least reduce it, is to drink a lot of water so that the concentration between your gut and your blood remains roughly equal

>>9606718
>>9606733
You need electrolytes. Otherwise, all that extra water does nothing, but pass on through.

>>9606699
i don't see what benefit there is to not be defeatist about the dotted line a company requires you to sign. are you going to go on a crusade against their completely legal hiring policies or something? he also said "remember that, and rise above it", it's not like he's condoning total apathy towards the issue

Night off

Last night: 1 bottle red wine plus 1/3 bottle Wild Turkey
Night before: 2/3 bottle wild turkey

Body’s getting tired. That 2/3 bottle was a shitter to look at on the counter in the morning.

>>9606755
>>9606765
just becoming a house nigger is pretty defeatist

>>9606758
I made some mistakes here because I'm drunk.
The bottom line is that if you drink, part of the alcohol will be absorbed and get you drunk. The other part will stay in your gut. To neutralize that concentration, your body will flood your gut. That's what gives you shits and dehydrates you.

>>9606733
>>9606758
Another question.

Why as soon as I drink again, the dehydration completely goes away. I wake up with my eyes dry as fuck, my mouth drier than that, and my nose is so dry I can barely breath through it.
Yet as soon as I drink a bit, it completely goes away. How is that even possible?

>>9606782
Then you have no comprehension of what you read.

>>9606782
grabbing your nuts and accepting that hiring companies have power over you, and will fully execute that power as long as your $9/hr ass can't get a real job, isn't "defeatist". it's adulthood. you're free to find another job or go broke if you don't like it.

>>9606793
i do, it says 'if you don't like the lower positions of a disgusting system just get a higher position within that system'.

basically 'if you don't like how the communist part treats normal citizens become a party member bro you get more perks'.

Has anyone tried alcohol and pedialite?

>>9606809
adulthood is often a euphemism for defeatism.

>>9606819
Pediatite is good when you wake up, but I can't imagine it good as a mixer
I tried Gatoraid as a mixer
I almost couldn't drink it
Almost

>>9606819
it's great for hangovers. way more electrolyte coverage than gatorade.

>>9606814
so do you have an alternative?

>>9606733

my body is ready

>>9606837
powerneetism

>>9606856
thought so

>>9606814
No, you simply don't use that system. Companies that don't use that are not part of that system. You can also run your own company. The "system" is just a symptom of the workers being druggies and fucking things up all the time.

Your choices are:

Be a druggies and get shitty jobs that have drug tests.
Not be a druggies and just be a fuck up and have a job that has drug tests.
Not be a druggies and not be a fuck up and have a job that doesn't have drug tests.
Be a druggie, but not be a fuck up and have a job that doesn't have drug tests.

Good luck with that last one.

>>9606867
the system is a government that allows your warehouse job to harvest your bodily fluids to find out what you do on the weekends, bucko

>tfw kinda done with boozing

think i'm just going to walk away compadres

What does withdrawl feel like?

>>9606582
>>9606531
>>9606495
fuck you guys I like hearing about anons making it out, I don't have anyone else to hear it from; it's not like i'm going to fucking AA while drinking every night. it's only a small portion of each thread and anyone overly preachy gets shit on

>he doesn't go out and chug a pint of vodka when he tells his parents he's going to an AA meeting

there's a punchline somewhere

>ex girlfriend messages me out of nowhere
>haven't spoken in four years
>turns out she lives on a diet of wine and xanax after going through horrible sexual abuse
>can now only get off in the presence of a knife and in a rape setting
>has recently moved back into the area and says i'm the only she'd trust to help her "process this"
>still haven't answered

What are you al drinking tonight?

>>9607059
Pretty good tbqh

>>9607068
Dad?? Lol I did do that for a while but then I ended up in the ER with a .40 bac

>>9607059
it's like your heart is beating through your chest. it's like you see ants in the corner of your eyes. it's hell and it seems impossible. it's really only 4 days and it's worth seeing the other side. most people can't last that long because your body is screaming and begging for you to go get fucking drunk

>>9607059
It feels like going insane

>tfw the walls are made of spiders

>>9607078
best i ever got was .36 so you beat me

>>9607094
it's because i'm a lightweight. i drank a fifth plus a pint of whiskey, 80 proof. The shit some people drank in rehab blew my mind, i met a really nice dude who was drinking a half gallon of vodka every day. I didn't even have real withdrawals

>>9607109
when i went to rehab i met a guy that went to wal mart and bought three handles of vodka and a tent and planned to drink himself to death out in the woods. rehab makes you realize how much you have left to lose. i don't think i'm any better than the people i met cause if anything its just a glimpse into the future if you dont get your shit together

>>9607124
Yup agreed, I actually had a lot of respect for nearly everyone I met in rehab, it was just a realistic view of how bad things can get for any kind and intelligent person

>>9606882
No, the system is a government that allows you enough free will to choose to piss in a cup or not. Are you so fuck tarded that you don't understand that you don't have to piss in the cup? You can simply get another job, one that doesn't require you to piss in a cup.

>>9606172
most nurses and healthcare workers get drug tested
have a big fat fuckin (You)

>>9607264
>lol kids you’re free to get another job where you’re not exposed to toxins if you don’t like this sweatshop just walk away brah

>>9607059
they say the withdrawals alone can kill you

>>9607323
would it be extremely painful?

>>9607328
FOR YOU

>anytime I'm around 5/10+ women I start drinking like a madman
>always get too drunk and make an ass out of myself or drop too many redpills

>>9606648
unless you do a heroic dose of DMT or something and no longer feel bound to the mortal plane

>>9607059
There are different phases and types of alcohol withdrawal. Illl just give some general info.
>hours 4-8 you may not be able to sleep, paranoia, heart rate speeds up to nearly racing, dizziness, mild hallucinations, hand and body tremors
>hours 12-24, these symptoms will quadruple.. especially the dizziness, and paranoia. At this point, you may begin to vomit like you have never vomited before.. all while having hallucinations of horribleness and death
>48-72... most are done by this point.. but if you were really bad, you could slip into DTS.. but that’s totally different

And also.. you will sweat a lot, get hot and cold flashes... just stuff like that. You will also have very dry eyes, throat and mouth, be EXTREMELY depressed, blah blah blah.
All in all, it isn’t worth it, but it is very easy to slip into being drunk 24/7.

>>9606648
I think it’s different for everyone. Or at least some people can drink every day and not actually be an alcoholic.

>>9606046
If its still early in the evening (5pm Ish) ill have a crown and coke. Otherwise, mount royal old fashioned sweet with cherries and an orange. If im poor ill drink miller lite or coors lite.

>>9606582
>Former alcoholic
That's not a thing.

>>9606611
Reply to the guy whining about soberposting.

>>9606636
Companies are banned from doing certain things in civilised countries with less corruption. I guess you wouldn't understand what actual freedom is.

No human has ever felt this ill.

>have to pick my college buddy up from the airport and drive 4.5 hrs to a wedding 6 hrs from now
>currently drinking to get rid of my hangover so I can sleep

currently sipping on some 90 proofs whiskey. Realized sobriety is a meme and trying to get back to full al/ck/ mode. Hopefully I will get fired from my job and be free to do whatever I please by the new year.

>these shakes holy fuck

>>9608066
You’ll be over the limit, no way in hell should you do this. I’ve got 2 DUIs and they’re brutal.

>>9608097
nowhere did he say how much alcohol is in his system
for all we know he is sober, hungover and sipping a beer. It's likely some sleep and food will put his BAC at the legal limit

>>9608115
Every alchie I’ve ever known will drink to the point of being drunk. If I have less than that, I feel twitchy and uncomfortable as hell. No chance of sleeping. I’d never risk driving again if there was any chance I was over the limit. I’d go straight to prison. Fuck that.

>>9608115
>food will put his BAC at the legal limit
That's not how it works.

>>9608097
>>9608115
>>9608117

It's 6:30, I'm drinking my second 8.2% 40oz to pass out. Hope to be up by noon.

>>9608176
how fucking dense are you
anon's area might have a 0.0 BAC driving limit but eating food will still bring him closer to a 0.0 BAC than not eating food because eating food sobers you up

>>9608187
I went to bed hammered at 2am, woke at 5am and re-started drinking

2 8.2% 40oz, 1 left

Jesus fucking Christ. Spent all last night tossing and turning, throwing up and worrying that I’ll have a seizure. Bought 70cl at 8am, it’s now all gone at 11.30am and I’m scared to death of sobering up in a few hours.
Also, approximately how scared should I be of not eating? Coming up to 9 days and I still cannot stand to eat a damn thing, I’ve had one bite of pineapple, which I spat out, I can’t even bear to chew food

>>9608187
>eating food sobers you up
No, it does not. That's a legend.

>>9608192
you need medical attention. I usually scarf something down at 2 am when I'm blacked out and wake out with hot sauce on my clothes

https://youtu.be/e8X3ACToii0

leftover cider from cooking, which convinced me I needed a beer, which convinced me I needed to break open the boxed wine

>>9608187
eating food does not get you sober faster you fucking idiot. i bet you think he should drink some coffee too

>>9608192
anon those sound like really serious symptoms and you should probably go to a hospital

>>9608231
hell be fine

>>9607059
withdrawal can literally kill you
pic related

>>9608231
They won’t have me because I keep relapsing.
>>9608234
Thanks Anon.

>>9607072
well what are you waiting for anon?

Wind River (2017) is an amazing film

>>9608247
you should be careful anon

taper, cold turkey is for fags

ok boys i have 5 hrs till I need to drive to the airport.

should I pass out or get more beer?

>>9608455
go to sleep and don't drive drunk you fucking idiot

>>9608460
how do i go to sleep without passing out hammered?

>>9608462
I don't care as long as you don't drive drunk like a fool

>>9608462
You lie down on the bed and close your eyes.

>>9608469
i might have to. my bud is flying in from Austin and we're driving 5 hrs to cooperstown

>>9608470
not drunk enough

>>9608470
Said no alchie ever

Been drinking since 1130 now 2309, probably 20 beers, wife's in bed, just about to have first meal of day before sleeps, FML

>>9606046
I have heartburn and my stomach feels like I've been eating all day long despite having fuck all and not having eaten for around 8 hours.
I feel painfully full. Like I want to throw up.

What's up with me?

>>9608472
>i might have to. my bud is flying in from Austin and we're driving 5 hrs to cooperstown
your buddy will thank you when you get both of you killed!

enjoy the ride, you absolute piece of shit

>>9608511
Respond or I'm gonna end up tipping all the booze I have left down the sink. I need something to empty me soon. Or I'm tapping out.

>>9606046
RESPOND

I'm going on a plane trip to see my sweetheart in college. Will be my first 2 days straight without booze since spring. I'm nervous as fuck for so many reasons so I'm praying I don't have to add withdrawal to my list of worries. The significant other isn't going to let me drink down there and honestly I want to stop, so I figured this would be as good a chance to quit as any.
>>9608511
Is this your first time drinking or something? Are you drinking a lot of beer? Beer will make you feel full and bloated. If you can stomach it you should probably drink water. Plain, non-alcoholic water.

>>9608529
end it m8

Am i an alchie if i drink two pints of beer a night?
Yes yes I know i’m not as bad as most of you, i know.

>>9608564
you have a drinking problem if you wonder if you have a drinking problem. this is a fundamental truth and don't let anybody tell you different. everything you read in this thread is a vision of the future if you don't just cut it out now. it's not worth bugs crawling up your arms and nightmares of being chained to a burning house

>>9608554
You can do it. You're going to make your sweetheart so happy.

Drinking a tall Kiran 70% to start off the might since I have to work tomorrow.

Will I sober up by staying awake for 3 hrs? Do I need to sleep?

>>9608564
Alcoholism, also known as alcohol use disorder (AUD), is a broad term for any drinking of alcohol that results in mental or physical health problems.[12] It was previously divided into two types: alcohol abuse and alcohol dependence.[1][13] In a medical context, alcoholism is said to exist when two or more of the following conditions is present: a person drinks large amounts over a long time period, has difficulty cutting down, acquiring and drinking alcohol takes up a great deal of time, alcohol is strongly desired, usage results in not fulfilling responsibilities, usage results in social problems, usage results in health problems, usage results in risky situations, withdrawal occurs when stopping, and alcohol tolerance has occurred with use.[1] Risky situations include drinking and driving or having unsafe sex among others.[1] Alcohol use can affect all parts of the body but particularly affects the brain, heart, liver, pancreas, and immune system.[3][4] This can result in mental illness, Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome, an irregular heart beat, liver failure, and an increase in the risk of cancer, among other diseases.[3][4]

>>9607072
If she's hot and wasn't too insane when you were with her go back and help her if you have nothing else going on.

>>9607089
I've never hallucinated or anything, but yeah it does feel like you are going insane and in the worse I've ever had I thought I was going to have some kind of cerebral event and die or wake up in a hospital. I got to the liquor just in time but even though I got drunk I still felt beyond fucked up from anything in my entire life the rest of the day and night.

>>9607345
>dropping redpills
This is the best. More than half the time you probably just don't know what you're talking about but the rest of it that's true feels so good.

>>9608554
>Is this your first time drinking or something?
Long term alcoholic. That was something I hadn't felt before. It was only a 700ml bottle of Turkey which is why I was so perturbed.

>>9608556
These threads used to be so friendly.

>>9607345
>coping with the cringe while hungover

>What are you drinking, Al/ck/?

Today I'm drinking "nothing much, a few cos it's the weekend"
So 6 pints, bottle of wine, few cheeky spirits

Why cant i mentally say no to those last 12th-15th drinks at the end of the night? Im already beyond drunk.

This hour+ long walk home after spending all money on drinks is gonna be painful
And staggery

I should have prepared a playlist for my hours before killing myself, I feel really unprepared

>>9609778
Just go watch a funny youtube meme playlist bitch

1.75l boi
Got more X-rays and scheduled MRIs. Called back and asked for meds because I was in and out so fast/seeing so many specialists that I honestly think the dude forgot, but I'm waiting on the doc to call back. Until then I can drink with minimal fear for my liver (from acetometaphin), woo.

>have a dream where you're sober and confident and all of your friends are amazed by how much of the change you've made
>wake up at 7:30 in the morning in a state of insanity and paranoia while you pace around the house waiting for an uber so you can get a fifth of gin

Business as usual

>>9609778
Listen to all the winners of the Eurovision Song Contest

It's trippy

10 days sober, got rid of the brain fog, physically better but did not like what I seen out there chaps.
Here's to the next 20-30 years, fucking drunk.

>>9609724
Only buy what will get you drunk.
Fuck and just buy a bottle of vodka, don't start drinking until l8 and slam it fast.
Anything in my house will get drunk, once I start.

Anyone else drink vodka and other strong drinks despite hating the taste of alcohol? i just wanna get drunk.

>>9610014
>>9609926
Based vodka and ice water chaser
0 fucking around
Gets you drunk
If I find that I'm drinking too slowly to actually feel anything, I start a 5min timer and take a shot or two and reset until I feel content.

>>9610036
i usually drink pepsi/fanta just after gulping as much vodka as i can so the taste is completely eliminated, it's a good system i got going.

only do it on the weekends though, just to keep my life under control

I make curry

>>9610094
I a sure even your parent's parents are disappointed.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/10/27/trapped-beer-cooler/806053001/

>>9610133
Pretty good way to get frostbite

>>9610179
It's beer cooler not a freezer.

It's been 3 days since I binged and my hands and face are numb, eating food produces the worst heart burn I ever experienced my nervous system is shot and my pretty sure my stomach lining has eroded, I have to quit until the boredom and hopelessness tempts me back to drinking.

>>9610211
I meant more alcohol's effects on the bloodstream in cold temperatures, but yeah I guess overnight in a beer locker wouldn't be too damaging.

So I think i am addicted to alcohol again. Gosh i want to drink so much but i am lazy to go to store. This is the ultimate dilemma.

>>9606129
That looks like some high-proof hooch, my man. Why is it so clear?

>had some of this extremely limited release mezcal
>can't go back to cheap tequilas
at least my ex hmu after 2 months abroad and I have plenty of scotch left

hope u guys r ok lads

Any tips on drinking cooking wine. Last bottle I drank I was able to get down easy, but this current bottle is making me choke

>>9610359
Deglaze the pan first

>>9606077
Nice I'm trying homemade cider with the balloon method it's drinkable now but I'm trying to wait til xmas

>>9610359
hope you're not drinking salted rice wine

>>9610274
tits or gtfo

anyone else wolf down food so they can drink longer?

>>9610596

>food

ha
token lunch sandwich at work to give the impression of normality is enough to see me through the day

>>9608616
>dropping redpills
last time i did this i almost got stabbed, would not recommend

>>9607059
you shake a lot and have a bad tummy ache. this can scale up though, as others have said, alcohol shock can kill you if it's bad enough. i think you also poop kinda bad too

the worst part is probably the shakes. if youve ever been hungover you can deal with your guts hurting a bit but the shaking/shivering/jittering can get pretty bad.

>>9607061
this tbqh famalams, it's content related to the thread

Evens and I drink tonight. NO REROLLS.

>>9610755
Reroll

>>9610757
Goddamnit.

>>9610755
>>9610757
kek

I feel like intermittent fasting is helping me control the booze as well. Can’t really get physically dependent again if you can only have caloriee for a few hours a day.

>>9610518
Yeah. Last time I did. Why?

>>9608185
Download one of those BAC apps and check I use Alcodriod pretty fun to use actually, if I can remember.

evan williams

>>9610841
the patricians affordable whiskey

Is there any better feel that roaming around a shitty geriatric-filled flyover town in Canada while being drunk out of your mind? No one to bother you because the old farts are asleep, and no authorities asking what you're doing out this late either.

>>9607345
I used to be charming and controlled after a few drinks, now its a balancing act between brutal honesty/overshares and pathological lying. What happened?

>>9610872
Fuck me too

>>9610852
bicycling drunk in snow in the city long enough after-hours that theres no more traffic

>>9610886
my only comfort is it seems no one is really listening or cares

>>9610887
snow and drunk is just amazing in general

>>9610954
agreed

>>9610834
>download an alcohol test
how tf does it work?

>>9610961
it doesn't

>>9610961
it's an estimate based on your weight, what you drank and when

>>9610961
This is me based on my body weight after a 7.2 percent 12oz beer

>>9610986
7.5 percent, sorry

I should have joined the marines when I was 17 and not backed out, At least I could have died as a hero instead

>>9611011
Iktf. Got fat after I graduated and ended up becoming a drunk.

Wonder if it's not too late to get in shape and apply.

>>9611011
I think about this a lot

>>9611019
they'll get you there, as long as you can avoid withdrawal

Sup al/ck/

I'm drinking Brooklyn American Ale

It's pretty gud

(Sorry for the disgusting desk - I'm a lazy person)

>>9611032
that's a good one can't find it where I'm at though

>>9611040
I'm a Britfag, I got it from Tesco (a big one like pic related)

They have a pretty surprising selection of beers

It just goes to show how the market for "craft beer" has really exploded. Clearly people buy all these strange and wonderful beers, otherwise they wouldn't stock them.

>>9611046
The American craft brew industry is so booming that it's hard to find none local ones as an amerilard

>>9611029
They'll get me fit? My BMI is somewhere between 50 and 60. I am hopeless.

Reason I ballooned up is because depression took over and I literally just stopped giving a shit about my image.

>>9611075
Probably not at that BMI but on the bright side at that point it can be dropped rapidly, if you can get to 30 they'll probably take care of the rest.

The heartburn has come back and my stomach bloats enormously when I drink. my stomach goes to like double in size. Can anyone explain this and have some tips so I can keep drinking?

>>9611075
Actually a quick google said 18 BMI so you may be fucked

>>9611093
It is literally impossible. I tried. Went full vegetarian for a year with no results, and made sure the alcohol I drank had few enough calories.

What I really need is exercise, and you know that a drunk fatass like me wouldn't just be able to go for a jog out of the blue.

>>9611104
Idk what to say I'm not /fit/ either, just a skinny fat with a beer gut. Only you make these decisions, I'm just a stranger on the internet. I do know you have to create a routine. That means getting up early to exercise first thing in the morning to get it out of the way, then diet one thing at a time. It's hard to change habits, it takes 60 days to remove and instill new ones so it's up to your will.

>>9611046
I was just in England a few months ago (London and Cambridge). Take how much craft beer you have there, and multiply it by one thousand, and you get what we have.

>>9611104
What you need is eat less than 2000kcal a day for long enough and you won’t be fat anymore unless you got some rare thyroid condition or something.

>>9611058
We have a lot over here too. Do you ever get British beers over there? Like Brew Dog? Fullers? I remember there was that Friends episode where they had Boddingtons. And I'm a big fan of Boddingtons. Obviously it's not a craft beer but it's a great beer.

>>9611153
Nice. Where in London? I lived there for a few years.

Anyway I'm onto this now - it's okay. I also have some Sierra Nevada in the fridge (which has been common over here for many years now - definitely one of the most widespread American craft beers), and I think I prefer that to be honest.

>>9611153
It's getting to be a chore to buy beer. Half the time I go with one of my mainstay nationals lie
>Pic related

>>9611176
Just Boddingtons, which I enjoy but nothing else. There are a lot of expats in my are and I discovered a British market I want to check out
Kek Capcha: Lickey Place

$7 at Sam's club for this. Am I an alcoholic?

It's really not that bad, either. Smooth for a bourbon. I am also more of a scotch person.

>>9606046
Tonight is probably going to be west 6th ipa and their October fest style beer, need to clear some fridge space. For liquor, I found some after shock in the deep freeze and will drink a fifth of it tonight. I was tempted for bourbon since I got a few boxes of Cassius Clay at 40 dollars a bottle, but will probably drink that tomorrow while watching college football. Tonight its pure heartburn with the cinnamon and ipa mix.

>>9611223
cheap = shit is a meme, if you like it, drink it
I did a blind tasting with some friends once, the best whiskey overall was Sam Houston $17.99 for the bottle. There 3 bottles upwards of $100

Somebody informed me recently that Vikings like mead, is that true? Anybody know anything else about Vikings and mead?

>>9611259
I mean it's not great but it's also not like, Heaven Hill tier bad. I just never feel like forking over $40 for good whisky. Why is liquor so fucking expensive?

>>9611268
Really people made booze with whatever was available. Could you imagine back in those days and boredom with it. We're here talking about it with the ultimate entertainment

>>9611273
It's a good straight whiskey, sweet and smooth. Idk just the aging process I guess

>>9611268
Vikings like whatever gets them wasted. Whether it was mead or fermented piss.

JAger and sips were giving me heartburn so I thought I'd try jager and milk.

>>9611205
Boddingtons is rare over here these days so I'm surprised you have it. It was big in the 90s but it's rare nowadays.

Carling is the most popular lager over here, I think (which is ostensibly a British lager, but apparently originated in Canada). Then things like Carlsberg (Danish) and Fosters (supposedly Australian, but not very popular in Australia) are popular too - because they're both very cheap. Kronenbourg (French) is also popular, and so is Stella Artois (Belgian), which we affectionately call "wifebeater", because it has a reputation for being drunk by louts who beat their wives.

A lot of the time I'll try what's on tap though, which varies depending on which chain of pubs you're in, or often it will just be locally brewed beers. Pic related is a Fullers, one of the biggest chains of pubs in Britain (Wetherspoons I think might be bigger, but they're definitely both far bigger than any other chain). You can see London Pride, which is a beer brewed by Fullers and thus available in all their pubs, but then most of the other beers in the photo are local ones, or just ones from relatively small breweries, and they'll probably only be stocked for a while before being swapped for other ones.

>>9611375
Oh my God I can't even imagine how disgusting that must be.

>Body is seemingly rejecting alcohol
>It's a fucking grind and unpleasant to get drunk
>About half a bottle in it starts feeling good
>Feels awful again at the tail end of the bottle
>Next day can't help but crave alcohol due to crippling boredom

>>9611176
thats a fine beer
>>9611183
i got some of their ipa tonight, also quite nice

19 days sober this month.

since the 20th ive drank 5 bottles of bourbon, back to a six pack and half a mickey tonight

best value for price (pretty much cheapest price we have here) but had 101 two of the other days

>>9606046

>>9611396
yeah, that was pretty bad. I'll try V8 and jager next

Any of you bros managed to successfully "moderate"? I'm not gonna dance around it, I definitely have a problem when it comes to alcohol and binge drinking. But after years of being a drunk I finally have it somewhat under control. I'm sober monday through friday for work, friday night I get shitfaced to my heart's content, and then saturday I have a six pack to taper me back to sobriety. Sundays are hell, but I feel terrific during the week and still manage to get to the gym 3-4 times

>>9611457
hey, somebody saved my OC. This has tobe better than milk.

I love drinking late at night, especially when It's cold out

>>9607059
Non DT withdrawal is basically like constant, intense anxiety. You can't sit still, your heart won't stop beating fast, you sweat, and you're constantly worried about something. You can't quite put a finger on it, but you're super worried anyway

>>9611463
I don't evne know how much is too much./

>>9611463
>>9611482
I'm doing okay with moderation. I'm in the same boat as you, only drink on weekends, and sometimes not even. I think of myself as an alcohol because usaully when I drink on the weekends I drink until I black out and then feel so fucking anxious about it it ruins my entire week. The day I get drunk on a weeknight is the day it's all over for me.

The V8 and Jager is surprisingly good. I will honestly drink this again. Maybe with a little worchestershire, or caesar rimmer. It's much better than milk. Heartburn is gone.

>new girl starts working at my job
>we flirt a bit, but nothing major
>I get shitfaced drunk last night since I don't work until monday
>she adds me on facebook and asks if I want to hang out sometime out of work
>Shitfaced-me proceeds to send her multiple explicit sexual messages with no response
>mfw waking up this morning seeing what I did

welp, should be a fun work week next week lads. Better get the ol' resume ready, or just drink myself to death in the next 2 days

>>9611509
You get the ol' shlong ready, cause that roastie is DTF.

>>9610961
Say what you want but it keeps me from driving drunk

Is there any modern music and old alcohol can adhere to... something like this https://youtu.be/-cbUW2EY4KE

>>9610596
I usually eat one small meal early in the day, get hammered at sunset, then eat a big dinner completely wasted.

>>9611656
Right there with ya buddy, fast all day so you can get drunk quicker, then eat a delicious massive meal later once I'm too drunk to care about food impacting my body's alcohol absorption

>>9611497
me here. i just remembered.

when the dizziness hits it is more than too much. usually 345ml of decent 130 proof

>>9611509
Maan for me it's the opposite. I get drunk my game increases 200%. Sometimes against my advantage, now I got a 16 yo chick gunnin for my dick. Never wouldv'e flirted with her sober.

>>9606046
General

>>9611675
Usually when I'm drunk my game is on point, and I end up setting up a solid fuck-session. Then I get the withdrawal anxiety the few days after and end up bailing.

>>9611722
dude same-same!

>>9611287
You are paying for the name-sake and the smooth factor. But at the end of the day, a bit of burn on whiskey isn't bad. Even more so for drunk drinkers

guys what are ways youve found that sobering up works

>>9611738
I really need help. My legs and feet are borderline numb and I'm way too dizzy. I don't like this. I never want to drink again.

Im too sober to sleep, Keep cringing at previous things I've done. Better go drink mire

>>9606046
only the best beer in the entire wRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>9606046
>tfw just got off of shift at work
>took promotion starting tomorrow
>have to go to work 8.5 hours after previous shift ended
>two shots of jager
>three natural light beers
Fuck I need to go to sleep. Feels bad man.

>>9611870
Wooooooah slow down lad you're drinking a dangerous amount!

>>9611875
Not sure if you're sarcastic or not. It's nowhere near the dangerous amount for me... sad as it is to say :\

Blackberry Bird Dog whiskey tastes like unicorn vomit. I deserve this for buying flavored whiskey

hello jober?

>>9611994
hi

i drank a bunch at an arcade lounge tonite

drinking itself doesnt make me happy but i like to have a drink in hand all the time. i wish i werent constantly being judged for being good or bad at video games.

>>9612016
Are you from a Soviet satellite state?

>>9612046
Worse -- the most independent part of an American satellite state. At least I'm an anglophone!

>>9612052
I-Iowa?

Nah, you're probably a Virgin Island fag.

>>9610808
Read this as intermittent fisting

>>9611524
I used this when I was on the hard liquor. Kinda sobering to see how smashed I was really getting. Now I just stick to the piss water.

>>9611513
This!

>>9612116
That's so atrocious I almost mistook it for America.

>>9606046
Mountain Dew, on the rocks out of a Libbey DuraTuff (TM) Jimmy Buffett's at the Beachcomber Waikiki tumbler.

I haven't had any kind of booze in two days. Feels good. Last purchase: 4L of Carlo Rossi merlot, finished it in about 72 hours. Before that, sixpacks of PBR or Miller High Life (from two bodegas in the neighborhood, can't have cashiers correctly believing I'm boozing every day). Before that, a plastic handle of Evan Williams green label taken in doubleshots. Hoping the sobriety sticks this time. I'm working on a writing submission that could get me a job and I really need to concentrate and the lack of booze is fucking with me. I can't stop refreshing /lit/.

>>9612517
Good luck famalam

>>9612498
I mistook it for the UK until I saw those cops actually doing their job.

>>9612534
Thank you bruv.

>>9612116
bongs are fucking degenerate

>>9606454
I'll be in Moscow mid January next year, any recommendations for comfy places to have a drink?

How the hell to deal with cringe factor while sober? Only way I can handle it is to get so drunk I do more dumbshit drunken things

>>9612599
which cringe factor? your own? or other people's?

if its your own just read a book and think about shit like relationships and what is appropriate to share and when. millennials are degenerate, their opinions can be ignored. don't try to impress them or them influence you. bee yourself, not a cringe.

>>9612565
Bugs...

>>9612604
wut

>>9612611
.. easy on the booze

>>9612599
You mean flashbacks to former drunk fuck ups or do you just spaghetti out during sober interactions?

>>9612637
The former

>>9612640
I find that meditation helps better than booze to deal with that stuff.

It also has the added benefit if not making you add to the repertoire of horrible memories.

4 loko

>>9611375
Fucking gross.
To bad no liquor goes good with milk

Broke about a month of sobriety today. Drunk before noon.

Feels good, man.

>>9611844
this shit is 4loko tier

>>9612498
only time you see us burgers this communally sloshed is during parades like mardi gras.

this is just regular england/scotland.

>>9611882
Pussy

>>9613132
Bullshit I bet it feels fucking horrible. I mean, unless you aren't a degenerate and can control yourself. Nice job on the month.

I just got up to 60 hours of sobriety. Feels good. Had some delicious menudo for breakfast, with coffee and water. Booze is for cucks. (Please overlook my last 7 years of day drinking.)

>>9613129
Malibu goes really good with it.

woke up to find all my habaneros were gone this morning, i had eaten them last night

4th shit of the day but i was already wiping blood after the 2nd. i hope you all are doing okay

>>9613259
dont believe you.

post pics

also new thread for when this one dies
>>9613223

>>9611791
the only thing that will sober you up is time

>>9613129
Baileys

Appleton rum

>>9612052
Arcade on sixth. Ive been there too. Their street fighter is hacked its so goddamn hard. Even dalshim Fucks me up.

>>9610814
doesn't seem very healthy :^)