/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9603728
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Number 6 with Mr. Pibb

>>9603728
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>9603728
a husband, a nice home and two beautiful children?

>>9603731
Yeah uhhhhhh....can I get da uhhhhhh, numbaaahhh.....shit hold on. Give me a sec.

>>9603728
>lemme get a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>9603728
your cholesterol you fat mole!

I'll have the GTA meme pls

>>9603728
double whopper with cheese and some onion rings.. and if you forget that orange horseradishy sauce I will drive away and be really mad.

>>9603728
A friend?

I don't really want anything.

>Just a cup of water please

Don't want Reddit to think I'm rude lol

>>9603740
Fucking Smoke

>>9603742
where ya from gurl, lemme holla atchu

>>9603731
nigger detected

>/c/ucks will debate this

>>9603870
>/c/ucks
well, you fucked that up

Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away I'm just wanting a four nugget thing. I'm trying to watch my calorie intake

>>9603731
the classic

>>9603728
did you just assume my gender?

>>9603773
>going through drive thru for a cup of water
Come inside you jackass. You're holding up the line.

>>9603728
One of everything. Hold the onions.

A Whatachicken, a Whataburger Jr. with bacon and cheese and two orders of fries

>>9603731
now every time I go to the drive thru and do this I get self conscious that I sound like a retard

>>9604391

NO that's what the drive-thru is for -- for quick orders. That just makes the line longer but doesn't hold it up.

What it's NOT for is for a cunt in a minivan to make orders for her family of five with five different specific orders. Oh, and she doesn't have the order ready, she's going to ask everybody in the vehicle, one-by-one what they want. Little Tyler is throwing a fit because they don't have mac and cheese too.

Shit should be illegal.

>>9603993
"Good morning human"

Hey first of all I don't want any niggers handling my food ok? Alright I'll take the tasty whopper, crispy fries, and an ice cold coke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eREiQhBDIk

Medium Swiss Stack meal with Sprite zero, and a double cheeseburger on it's own

I would like 3 boiled eggs

A #4 combo with onion rings instead of fries and an unsweetened tea.
(The #4 is a Whataburger with cheese and jalapenos)

>>9603728
10 double cheeseburgers everytime

A large taco salad, an enchilada, and a large iced tea.

>>9603731
my friend does this, what's even cringier is he'll ask them what they recommend or what they think is good, at like mcdonalds or bk

Im just like nigger what the fuck are you doing

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don’t be frontin' son
No seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a cravin' for a number 9 like my shoe
We need some chicken up here, in this dizzle
Fo' rizzle ma nizzle extra salt on the frizzles
Dr. Pepper my brotha
Another for yo motha
Double double super size
And don’t forget the fries

CRISPY!

Nine-seventeen, sever your leg please, sir.

Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.

>>9603728
1x Zinger spicy
2x Twister
1x French fries
1x Large Pepsi
And yes put cheese.

>>9604531
I miss these days, man. Back when YouTube fame was accidental and impersonal, now it's all just marketing and branding.

"I'd like a purpose in life with a side order of meaning."

I would like the all American ribeye burger, easy on the mayonnaise, in a large combo, no salt on the fries, and instead of soda can you fill the cup with water, no ice? Thank you.

Seriously if you don't have jack in the box where you live or they aren't doing the ribeye burger promotion in your area, you are missing the fuck out.

>>9604516
that's good stuff. I love asking questions that are totally unexpected just to see/hear what reaction they have

You know how you got the 6 piece nuggets? Just uh, can you give me just 4 nuggets, I'm tryin- shut up and listen to my order, take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of them away I'm trying to watch my calorie intake. Put 2 of them in your ass

>>9604509
I ate there once. It tasted like stale taco bell and everyone that worked there was an illegal.

>>9603860
>Girl

>>9603728
3 Big Macs
2 orders of chocolate chip cookies
3 apple pies
2 large fries
20 pack of nuggets and as much BBQ sauce as you're allowed to give me
2 Fillet O' Fishes


...oh and a diet coke because I'm watching my figure

>>9604437
I want the szechuan sauce

>>9604725
Lies and slander. Taco Tree is 9999999 times better than Taco Bell, and every time I go, there's mostly white chicks working. It's delicious for fast food Mexican, and you should shut your whore mouth. Pic related, you could never get a taco salad this good from Taco Bell, EVER.

>>9604770
Go shill your shitty little taco stand somewhere else, Pedro. I have never seen a "white chick" there and saying that just outed you as a shitskin. That taco salad looks fucking disgusting, I hope you get malignant colon cancer you little subhuman.

>>9604744
>>>/r/eddit

>>9604643
Make sure to like, comment, subscribe, favorite, bookmark, share, tag on the internet, tag on the street, make flyers, put banners on your wedding, and print t-shirts.

>>9604876
Look, you piece of shit, if you think Taco Bell is anything better than dog food, than you have the taste buds of a dung beetle. And the intelligence to match. I don't believe you've ever even eaten at taco Tree, because your description is so fucking far off of reality.
Keep eating your diarrhea tacos you little shit for brains meme eater. You WILL get malignant colon cancer, fatty. I hope you get ass raped by a filthy hobo in the Taco Bell bathroom.

>>9604516
>tfw always ask the wageslaves questions
D-don't they like it? I thought it makes them feel better when I interact with them rather than just treating them like a robot

Watch after :40
Pure /ck/ comedy gold
http://youtu.be/ZWp97pepyIQ

>>9604902
>heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy what's up guys, it's ya boy!!!

>>9603728
Borger

200 mcnuggets
>uhhh-
YOU HEARD ME BITCH 200 NUGGETS NOW

>>9603728

>>9604955
>asking a fast food employee questions
They probably think you are fucking with them. Most likely they would rather you order and get out of their way as soon as possible. It's not like you're tipping them.

>>9603731
fpbp

>>9603731
boneless pizza

>>9603993
"Hi, how can I help you?"

>>9604722
I'll also get the filet o fish sandwich. It has less calories because it's fish. Trying to watch my figure.

>>9603731
boneless nigger

Yo, gimme 2 chicken nuggets and a salted fry, and when you give me that soda make sure it's got ice, i'll take 2 extra cheesy cones.......

Can I get the tenderloin and the mashed taters?
>uh we don’t serve tenderloin here
What The Fuck did you just say?!
>excuse me?
Oh I’m sorry I was talking to AM radio

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>>9603728
I worked at Burger King for 2 months, ask me anything

sometimes when i am in the drive thru i am reminded of that cutscene from gta: san andraes and i feel like a fucking retard for ordering and eating that food

>>9603728
Hi, I'll have a number 2 with steak. Baja Blast with that, and a 7-layer burrito.

Can I get uh
One of the $5 boxes uh
And uh
Two beefy fritos burritos?
Uh, coffee, just black coffee
Uh yeah looks good
Thanks

Here’s a little trick for you kids: always wait to say one option and force them to ask. That way you know they’re paying attention
>Yeah I’ll have the cheeseburger happy meal for a girl with fries
>and what to drink
Gottem

can i get
yo number

>>9603744
just tell me when you're ready

>>9603744

>>9603728
>Ordered at McDonalds via the online app
>Go through the Drive Through
>"Welcome to McDonalds, are you ready for the order?"
>"Uh yeah, I uh, actually did order with the, uh, online app. Code VJ69"
>"Oh sir, one second I've never actually done the online order through the drive-thru before"
>"O-o-okay"
>a minute passes
>"Alright what was that code again?"
>"VJ69"
>"Alright that's an order for... Lil Junior?"
>I completely forgot that I put bogus name into the app
>*start sweating profusely*
>"hahaha, yeah, haha, that's right"
>"Alright sir that will be $3.79 at the first window"
>Already paid through the app
>Get nervous that they're going to charge me
>pull up
>"Oh it's okay junior, looks like you already paid"
>"T-t-thanks"
>Pull up to second window
>"Sir we usually don't have the McGriddle buns ready at 9 PM, you'll have to pull over and wait 10 minutes for those to be ready"
>"Oh, O-Okay"
>Stuck in my car listening to Cum Town for 10 minutes
>Gal taps on my window that my food is ready
>Open the door right when they're talking about getting happy endings from massage parlors
>"Have a good day sir"
>"You-You t-too"

Never ordering with the app again.

>>9606644
My man. Please stop shilling the app.

>>9606663
But it's the only way to use the coupons through the drive-thru and I'm not chad enough to hand my phone over to them for them to scan it.

>>9603728
I am a MGTOW, what meals would you recommend for an enlightened man such as myself?

>>9604744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWddG71JqjQ

>>9607303
>going your own way
>still eating food like everyone else

>>9603728
Borger

>>9603870
>/c/ucks
nigga what

>>9606234
go back to commiefornia

>>9607303
A bullet

>>9606234
>animal-style

>>9603731
>Can I get uhhh
>Lemme get uhhh
>Yes I'd like uhhhh

Double Whataburger with cheese and jalapenos, or Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit during brehfast hours.

>>9603728
>'Good evening, welcome to Jack in the Box. Would you like to try our new brisket burger?"
NO FUCK OFF
>"Okay, what can I get for you?"
I'll have a homestyle ranch chicken club, with a large fry.
>"That's a homestyle ranch chicken club with what?"
A large fry. That's all.
>8.64(or thereabouts) is shown on the screen, alongside the correct order
>"Alright, I'll have your total at the window."
My favorite interaction happened at In-n-Out
This woman came up to my passenger window with her order taking device.
>"Good evening, how are you doing?"
Well, thank you.
>"I'm good myself, thanks for asking."
This threw me off and it took me a couple seconds of stuttering to regain my composure.
>"What can I get for you?"
Uhh, I'll uhh. Umm, uhh, I'll have a double double with no onion, one fry-
>"And will you be eating in your car?"
No, I'd like it to go.
>"Alrig-"
But I'd also like a hamburger with onion. (I usually get an extra burger for my mother)
>"Okay. So that's a double double with no onion, a hamburger with onion, and one order of fries."
Yup, that's all!
>"It'll be 8.27 (or thereabouts) at the first window."

I love In-n-Out because it's a good deal and it's actually fresh, but I dislike their lines. They're very busy, and moving forwards 4 feet at a time fucks up my clutch. Especially so because I'm the clutch fucker-upper in chief.

y'all still do the McPizza?

>>9607882
ha ha his brain look like a butt

>>9603728
Ill have two lines of scribbles and a small brown box please!

>>9603728
I'd like a pound of kiddillies, please.

>>9606624
>BMW

>>9603728
#1, no cheese, sub mayo, Dr. Pepper.

>>9603728
i remember some fat guy saying "ill have the Mc gangbang"

not knowing that is something you make yourself and not ask them to make it for you

I'll have a standard human meal, average sized, with a regular human drink.

>>9603740
/thread

>>9603744
HURRY UP ALREADY

>>9603728
>yeah uh can I please get the uh number one with a diet coke please
>what would you like to drink?
>*leans in to the speaker* a DIET COKE please
>that'll be $6.75 pull up to the next window
I don't know if I just mumble a bit or what but this happens more than I'd like to admit

>>9610244
>Me: I'd like a medium #1 with a coke, please.
>Cashier: OK, what size?
>Me: Medium.
>Cashier: OK, what to drink?
>Me: Coke

It doesn't matter if you mumble or not. They have to push buttons in a certain order and if you give them too much information at one time, it gets lost. Every time.

>>9610244
It's better to just say one thing at a time

>>9603731
My friends and I jokingly did this shit so much that I have to consciously prevent myself saying "uhhhh" when asking for something.

>>9603728
Bacon cheese burger, extra pickles, and a 4 piece nugget with honey mustard with a large unsweet tea.

>>9610380
>unsweet tea
my nigga

>>9607882
>not going to /c/
this is a weeb-site

>>9603744

>>9603728
I would like to be able to order a double quarter pounder for breakfast instead of being able to get a egg mcmuffin for dinner.

>>9603728
>uh yeah ill have a large coke, with extra tip, please

>>9609886
>knowing that is a bmw

Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh muhfuggen

>>9604646
You beat me to it.

>driving with coworker to work
>stop somewhere with drive through on the way
>order my thing
>turn to her and ask what she wants
>she leans in close to me and narrows her eyes. I think she is looking at the menu
>full volume yelling her order of 3 mcgriddles into right ear.
>Order taker asked to repeat
>more yelling

You could have just told me normally, Samantha. Fuck.

>>9613564
Why is Samantha ordering three McGriddles? Isn't one disgusting enough?

>>9603728
Do americans really love drive thru so much? Do you really eat in your cars? Do you enjoy having your car stink for days? Do you enjoy an uncomfortable as fuck meal while driving?

Just take 15 minutes to go inside, sit down and have a proper meal.

Spicy-ass chicken wings, and hold the ranch

>>9614711
That's implying if people aren't in a hurry to go somewhere

>>9614746
If you can afford 30 minutes a day to have a proper meal you're either lying, shit at scheduling time, or a slave.

Even really important people, like CEOs and politicians can afford to schedule time to eat.

>>9606624
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/25/marine-veteran-gunned-down-mcdonalds-drive-thru/100915560/

>One of everything on the LEFT side of the menu, please!

>>9603740
Literally came here to post this

>>9603728
y-you too

>>9603875

They come in six or eight piece nugget sir

>>9615130
I literally did this the other night, I have become /ck/.
The cashier handed me my bag or burgers and said here's your $0.75 change and I said you too.

>>9603731
This is only acceptable when you're the only person at the drive-thru

Two Double big macs,
Two large fries pack those fuckers tight, i love me them mcdonalds fries.
A Large coke.

If there's ice in my coke or no ketchup packets in the bag, I will immediately come in and complain about it.

>>9615148
>Double big macs
Do Americans?

>>9605585

And a Junior Western Bacon Chee. A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee

>>9605585
Make the fillet a double.
I need protein on this diet.

>>9615154
Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight. Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my figure, not a large, a small.

Okay, uh...Fuck my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee and that's it.

>>9615173
I can hear him

>>9603728
Reasons to live.

>>9615153
>t. Skinny yuro twink

can I get uhhhhh,
a burger with chewy bacon, ketchup, onion rings, and colby jack cheese
make it a combo with cajun fries and a cherry coke

>>9612018
This. If I'm coming back after a tiring night shift, I want a real fucking burger, not some bullshit mcgriddle and faggy hash browns.

>>9614711
>butthurt Yuropooor who doesn't own a car detected

>>9615153
Apparently they don't. We have them everywhere as a standard menu item in Canada, but I was shocked and offended that it didn't exist on the menu when I visiting California.

>>9603728
A #10 with a sweet tea, and a order of nachos. Could I get Diablo and fire sauce? That's it.

>>9603728
>can I have a minute?
>can I get uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>(silence)
>can I have a number 4?
Roll up to window
>is it to late to change that to a number 7?
>can I have a number 4?
Roll up to window
>is it too late to add this and this and this?
>can I have an extra large family meal with this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this?
(Bonus points if it's a single super fatty)
Roll up to window
>sorry I forgot my wallet I'll be right back
Never comes back. Throw out $50 worth of food.

BAYCON EGG AND CHEESE BISCUIT...UHHHH, WHAT ALL COMES ON THAT SIR?

>>9615978
Bacon, eggs, cheese, pickles, horseradish, beets, anchovy sauce, biscuit.

>>9614766
>be american
>go to mcdonalds
>get shot

>>9616322
And you get run over by trucks, you cocksucking euro piece of shit.

>>9603731
The sad thing is this is perfectly normal human speech, using filler words like uhh and um, every language has equivalents of this. But in this exact situation, it shows a crippling level of indecisiveness.

>>9604565
>pepsi

>>9603728
Yeah... just a second, please.
Thanks...
H-hello? I'm ready to order now.

>>9616360
I haven't ordered from Kentucky for the past eight or nine years. Did anything change?