/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Bad quality pic.

This has to be bait

I guess there's not a lot of love for rice on this board

>>9598539
>Rice_with_Bacon.jpg
I'd eat it if it weren't covered with a dead animal and cooked in cheese made from the labor of an animal that was likely caged and suffered its entire life. But yeah, rice man. That's some pretty good shit. What type of rice? was it proper gook rice that some nipponese dumbshit slaved over picking each grain individually? thats the dope shit right there. you should call that dish pain and suffering covered in death. its pretty brutal if you think about it.

>>9598902
does all the virtue signaling give you some sort of sexual release?

>>9598902
>eating dead plants instead
Fuck you

>>9598902
what makes eating plants any better

>>9598902
you have to be fucked hard in ur bunny hole and then made eat cum covered meat

>>9598539
Sounds pretty good, actually. Sort of like a modified risotto. I'd try it.

>>9598539
Idiotic

>>9598539
gluten intolerance is a meme
you either have celiac disease or you are a starving attention whore
source: I had tons "celian disease" clients who ended eating breaded stuff or drank regular beer

>>9598539
JUST MAKE A FUCKING RISOTTO DUMBO

>>9598539
You do realize Barilla sells gluten free pasta, right?

Do you just like making a fool of yourself or are you really this stupid

>>9598941
Lots of people are also idiots.

t. Anon with wheat allergy but no celiac

>>9598539
Why would you have to replace the yolks?

jesus. at least make pasta from rice flour or something

>>9599004
I don't think he did.

I think that's white rice soaked in egg and parmesan.

>>9598994

If you have a wheat intolerance, then you could get gluten from other sources.

>>9598539
to be more traditional, use pancetta instead of bacon. but, still, not a bad idea. ill try it.

>>9598902
rice grown in pools of muddy water, no way for the grain to escape without drowning and being eaten by tilapia. i only eat free range rice.

>>9598539
At that point you might as well just be eating grits with bacon and scrambled eggs, which is a hell of a lot more appetizing than that abomination of mushy rice.

>>9598539
Far more likely you just over ate gluten intolerant usually leads to shit like is and bad skin not a tummy ache also savory rice pudding and bacon is not carbonara, carbonara is pancetta and scrambled eggs with the ratio of one yolk to one whole egg
If you want a gluten free version have eggs scrambled in the fat from frying the pancetta without pasta
Or buy gluten free pasta

>>9598539
>I had to replace the egg yolks with lactose-free cream
You went one meme too far

Nice b8 attempt. 4/10 for adding that pic.

>>9600750
>a wheat intolerance
That doesn't real tho.
This anon is right: >>9598941

>>9598539
People like you should just be left to die. Seriously, how can someone be such a genetic failure?

>>9602531
truth

>>9598539
Asian here.
I want to kill you OP, i want to drag you to the paddies and drown you in mud, so your corpse can fertilize the next batch of crop.

>>9603058
Fuck off, Tojo.
We’ll nuke you again.

>>9598941
wrong, you can be allergic to wheat and gluten without being celiac. I'm allergic to both but do not have celiac

>>9599029
>jesus at least (do something that 0.5% of real people actually do)

>>9603058
why does it matter that you are Asian? are you saying OP culturally appropriated your rice?

>>9603078
Honor demands that OP dies for such dishonor. Like all you uncultured western pigs.

>>9598929
cock

>>9598929
The irony of you using le brainlet maymay pic whilst saying that. I really dislike faggots like whom you replied to though because they make anyone interested in animal welfare look fucking retarded.

>>9598919
yes, i'm a total faggot