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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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9595409 No.9595409 [Reply] [Original]

wtf is this stuff in an oyster? it tastes wierd, but is it supposed to be there?

>> No.9595416

>>9595409
When you eat an oyster you're eating all the organs inside a snail.

It's weird because there is digestive tract in there.

>> No.9595417

>>9595409
OP drink some alcohol right now if you ate that. Do you know what that is?

>> No.9595427

>>9595417
No smoke cigarettes. It will suppress all the bacteria in your stomach!!

>> No.9595432

>>9595409
i can't even tell if this is a shitpost

that genuinely doesn't look like a normal green oyster
please be safe op

>> No.9595449

>>9595409
OP listen to everyone here and get some help right now. Try to vomit it up or something because chances are you be consumed something that could like kill uou.

>> No.9595473

hey dill im a pickle :D

>> No.9595479

I don't know what that is but don't eat it

>> No.9595495

my roommate is an amature seafood expert.


He's first guess is that someone fried a dead oyster and served it too you.

He's also kinda freaking out

>> No.9595505

Literally oyster poo

>> No.9595520

>>9595409
This is why I'm a clam man.

>> No.9595524

>>9595409
Okay I've never eaten oysters myself but I've seen my family eating some
and this
this does not look like an oyster
neither the green part nor anything else in the picture

>> No.9595540

IS he kill?

>> No.9595544

>>9595409
Not even memeing, you need antibiotics now.

>> No.9595550

>>9595409
Oysters, never again

>> No.9595554
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9595554

SPIT IT OUT

>> No.9595555

Are you still with us, OP?

>> No.9595558

>>9595409
>oyster
Doesn't look like any oyster I've ever seen.

>> No.9595562

what am i even looking at?

>> No.9595567

that is a chicken breast stuffed with pesto. it shouldn't make you sick unless you think it's an oyster because you retrieved it from the sea.

>> No.9595568

did he died?

>> No.9595569
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9595569

>>9595409

>> No.9595579
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9595579

>>9595569
IT'S TOO LATE

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9595598

Just realized I've never eaten a cooked oyster, only raw. How do they stack up to the raw form co/ck/s? I imagine they're less slimy and you can actually chew on them when they're fried.

>> No.9595757

>>9595409
That looks nothing remotely like an oyster.
I'm not really sure what you're eating there, but it ain't no oyster.

>> No.9595769

OP is kill rip in piece.

>> No.9596053

>>9595598
Oysters rockefeller will make you cum.

>> No.9596453

oysters are shit, scallop masterrace reporting in

>> No.9596466

Rocky mountain... Oyster?

>> No.9597019

>>9595409
I don't know what that is but the sight of it makes my stomach hurt.

>> No.9597067
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9597067

>>9595757
oyster shell

>> No.9597076

>>9595524
Same. I eat canned smoked oysters and OP's pic doesn't look like any oyster I've ever seen.

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9597169

>>9597067
Please be joking

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9597193

>>9597169
no joke just big oyster

>> No.9597203

>>9597193
do the other ones look the same on the inside?

>> No.9597213

>>9597076
looks like its sauteed in butter. what a trash way to cook it imo

>> No.9597216

>>9597193
>big oysters

Anon, I have some bad news...

>> No.9597218

>>9597216
not the op and know nothing about oysters but wtf is it

>> No.9597230

>>9595409
what the fuck, that looks like a fucking burrito.

>> No.9597236

>>9597218
maybe rocky mountain oysters. (bull or goat testes)

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9597248

>>9595409
>>9597193
You got NTRed by the chef. I hope you enjoyed the goo.

>> No.9597263

>>9595409
mucous_rectal.jpg

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9597561

>>9597067
O SHIT

>> No.9597624

>>9595409
Okay, sure, you memed us and all those are Rocky mountain oysters, hahahaha. But what the FUCK is this a picture of? Why is it fucking green??

>> No.9597845

>>9597624
Sometimes when they remove them, they are a bit full.

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>>9595409
>>9597067
>>9597193
Are you okay, OP?

>> No.9599574

>>9597193
>>9597067
>OP is so much of a faggot that he got tricked into eating bull testes
poetry