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>sleepover at my friends house in fourth grade
>we look in his pantry for breakfast
>he has unfrosted pop tarts
>unfrosted
>never talk to him again
Don’t even fucking bother having pop tarts if you’re going to have them without frosting.

>> No.9592735

Nigga that's why you ask for the Nutella.

>> No.9592737

>>9592715
I never understood the appeal of this

>> No.9592740

>>9592737
moms scared of muh sugar
the frosting probably adds like 25 calories.

>> No.9592739

>>9592715
Frosting is the devil!

>> No.9592742

>>9592735
Or some peanut butter famalam

>> No.9592748

>>9592735
nobody in north america knew nutella existed in 1997.

>> No.9592761

>>9592740
Unfrosted pop tarts have more calories (210/tart) than frosted (200). Thicker crust.
Why anybody would eat those is beyond me. That's almost half your daily calories in an totally unfilling and unsatisfying meal

>> No.9592762
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9592762

>>9592715
You poor soul you never got to taste the best flavor.

>> No.9592777

>>9592762
looks like those have some kind of crumble on top though which basically replaces the frosting so they're not on the same level as unfrosted

>> No.9592802

>>9592777
No crumble it was just cinnamon and it was fucking amazing but they are discontinued.

>> No.9593185

>>9592715
Ew I didn’t know they made unfrosted

>> No.9593193

I prefer unfrosted

>> No.9593864
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>>9592715
i tried pop tarts for the first time a few months ago, one of the worst things i'd ever eaten, you americans really have low as fuck standards when it comes to food

>> No.9594293

>>9593193
>t. limp-wristed nu-male

>> No.9594300

>>9593864
They're pleb tier here too anon.

In fact if my mom ever got me Pop Tarts instead of toaster strudels, I was known to physically assault her.

>> No.9594306

>>9593864
Only a certain class of people eat pop tarts. I never even tasted one until I was in uni and my roommate had some. Disgusting.

>> No.9594338

>>9592761
>(210/tart)
>almost half your daily calories
thank you hungry skeleton

>> No.9594347

>>9592715
>go to friend's house
>they eat poptarts raw

Fucking raw.

>> No.9594465

>>9592715
it was his mom's fault. you should have given him a hug and said ''I understand now anon, I want you to know that you are loved by us" and then been his friend forever.

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>>9594300
we got pop tarts and not toaster strudels, not because we were poor, but because my Dad was the cheapest, stingiest, hoarding banker son of a bitch. He'd get himself thousands of dollars in golf gear and nice cars and then feed us pop tarts and rotten baloney. I weighed about 137 lbs by high school and I was six feet tall. I don't even talk to that faggot anymore.

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9594719

>>9592715
>>9592737
>Used to be people took some pride in not outing themselves as utter pleb-tier reddit shitposters.
>not knowing that after you heat the pop tart you brush some melted butter on it making it pure patrician.
frostlets need to fuck off.

>> No.9594726

i never even had a poptart. what even is that?

>> No.9594733

>>9593193
unironically unfrosted cherry is my favorite

>> No.9596040

>>9594719
You crazy fuck

>> No.9596084

>>9594719
This is exactly how these are to be eaten.

>> No.9596301

Any kind of frosting on any kind of sweet is disgusting and should be banned.

>> No.9596338

>>9596301
i’ll actually kill you.

>> No.9596354
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9596354

>Still eating poptarts

Seriously guys c'mon alrady

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9596359

>>9596338
try

>> No.9596370

Unfrosted cherry is the Patricians choice but they're not available anymore, only shitberry. Butter is necessary. Frosted tarts are for children

>> No.9596380

>>9594338
Sorry, not fatmerican so people here usually eat a wholly reasonable 700 calories at most, which is all an active human needs.

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9596391

>>9596380
700 calories a day

>> No.9596448

>>9596380
dyel

>> No.9596905

>>9592762
I remember those. They were amazing.

>> No.9597417

>>9596380
skels cant post here

>> No.9597428

>>9594719
>toasting pop tarts