/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Apparently, coffee is good for you. So, drink up.

>>9592043
Here's a (you). There'll be plenty more where that came from.

the same could be said about beer

TOP TEN REASONS COFFEE SUUUUUUCKS

#10) too bitter!!!!

I've made the switch. It's like a slow IV drop of caffeine and B vitamins in the morning.

>op trying to help people
>coffeetards defend their literal poison
let me just drop some truth bombs here

>>9592043
Im not a huge fan of drinking coffee either, but this shit...


A great invention.

>>9592144
that contains 160mg of caffeine per serving, and a regular 8oz coffee contains only 95mg of caffeine, so you switched to something more harmful

>>9592146
lol that image

>>9592144
Lol what the fuck, why is it so innocently marked as simply Energy hahaha

Coffee is easy to give up. You are extra tired for a few days or a couple of weeks and then you might have cravings for a few weeks. Most people miss it not just for the short term effects, but out of habit. Switch to something like green tea for a while to break the habit, or transition off it by drinking decaf or half-decaf.

Coffee increases anxiety in a big way, avoid that shit.

>>9592191
why wouldn't it be?

>>9592137
>#10) too bitter!!!!
Just add about 6 spoons of sugar and some milk, tasty af

Coffee, alcohol, and soda drinkers fell for the liquid shekel. Water is all you need to drink friends

>>9592219
>need
There's that word again.

#9) its for HIPSTERS

let's hang out in the cafe all day (yeah right)

>>9592239
Who are you quoting?

>>9592239
>let's hang out in the cafe all day
...with our $2,000 MacBooks for checking and posting status updates

>>9592233
People need water though, that's a fact jack

>>9592202
>Coffee increases anxiety in a big way, avoid that shit.
THIS^^^THIS^^^THIS

>>9592043
The only reason I go to sleep happy at night is knowing there will be a fresh pot of coffee in the morning.

>>9592330
I quit coffee 4 months ago and I feel much greater now.Much more relaxed.
First few days the taste and aroma is hunting you but it goes away and you start feeling free from this unnecessary overhyped shit

>>9592319
Yeah, if people are depressed or have other mental issues, coffee is terrible. Most depression is anxiety related. I do think there are short term positives to coffee, you do think a little faster if you have the right task at hand, but in general I find the extra energy randomizing and physical anxiety inducing.

Also, remember, certain drugs potentiate caffeine, e.g. ADHD meds like adderal or vyvanse, you only need to drink half as much as you would normally drink or you will feel super anxious.

Coffee is the pleb version of tea

>>9592383

>>9592383
I think both are for plebs

>>9592383
sipping tea is for homos and womenfolk. coffee is a man's drink.

>>9592425
tea is for homos and coffee is for gays.
real man drink their own cum!

>>9592208
6 fucking spoons? You're a fatass burger, aren't ya?

>>9592489
>6 fucking spoons?
and that lard ass burger adds 9 spoons of cream.
American retard. kek

Preparing land for new coffee plantation just to satisfy your sick desire

>>9592695
Look at all those new jobs created by coffee demand

>>9592701
look at all the cancers people are getting from drinking this coffee shit and look at the devastation of rain forests you fool

>>9592043
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody

>>9592717
I take my cream and sugar without coffee and they taste much better.
they are not poisoned by coffee anymore and taste normal now.

>>9592043
i hate coffee but it makes my ritalin work 10x better.
add salt, agave, and heavy whipping cream to make it tolerable.

>>9592758
Salt. In your coffee? Are you asking for a heart attack?

>>9592745
Try adding 20% of espresso into your cream & sugar, you get this nice coffee flavour to it.

COFFEE SUCKS

Black cold brew is the patritians choice

>>9594136
ANY COFFEE SUCKS,HOT OR COLD BREWED
IT'S POISON.

is black iced coffee a thing?

>>9594136
>patritians

>>9592043
Thanks for the shitting up the board

i saw a chart saying that McDonalds had the best coffee in comparance to other fast food stores? is this true? their coffee is so much chepaer so i might ditch tim hortons for it.

>>9594362
No, that is absolutely unheard of.

>>9594407
McDonald's coffee is shit, I'd say 3/4 of gas stations make better coffee. It is hard to beat the price though.

whats the best brand for instant coffee?

bach and beethoven were coffee addicts
birth of enlightenment came from cafe culture

plebs need not apply

“Why, this Satan’s drink is so delicious it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it. We shall fool Satan by baptizing it and making it a truly Christian beverage.” –Pope Clement VIII, papacy from 1592-1605

>>9592043
This goes in the coffee. You'll acquire a taste for it once you leave high school and need the energy to study all night.

>>9594455
thats how vietnamese people drink their coffee. I love that shit when my mom ocasionally makes it.

>>9594466
Yeah I first had it this way in a vietnamese restaurant years ago. It's good in all coffee, but they prefer to use chicory coffee. Cafe Du Monde is a good brand if you can find it.

>>9592144
Gross

whats a good coffee machine to start with for someone who has been drinking instant coffee for his whole life? usually a drink 1-2 cups of coffee a day depending if i need to get shit done at night.

>>9592695
Jokes on you my coffee comes from Kenya

>>9592354
Glad that helped you. I have no anxiety and before I drank coffee I lacked motivation and focus so we seem to be on opposite sides of the spectrum.

>>9594438
Douwe Egberts is shit

Nescafé Gold is better

Don't know about the other brands.

Real coffee is so much better, but I know instant is pretty convenient.

>>9594551
The machines are all basically the same. And don't buy that Keurig bs. There's hardly any coffee grounds in the packets. Get yourself a kettle and a french press for optimal results.

>>9592354
>>9594553

I find Yerba Mate a good substitute if coffee makes you anxious. It's like a coffee buzz without the anxiety and jitters. Some people don't find its taste very appealing though. Very earthy.

>>9592354
try to drink your coffee black.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txxlNeSWYYk

>>9594568
Maybe if you want to drink coffee grease and clog your arteries. True patricians drink filtered coffee. I would use a V60 or something for 2 cups.

>>9592291
>laptop in cafe
>status updates
How's 2009 treating you.

>>9594610
Enjoy your fresh cup of BPA's

>>9592043
Coffee tastes like ass, agreed. But it's a natural source of caffeine and S I P S tear holes in my stomach.

>>9594610
what else do i need desu? have a kettle already but now sure what type of beans to get.

>>9592043
*sips coffee*
I'll stop drinking coffee when I die, punk

>>9592489
>>9592506
I'm american and I only add 1 teaspoon of sugar or cream (never both) per cup. Am i ok?

Anyone else put a spoonful of cocoa powder in black coffee? Delicious

>>9594714
Lol Spaniards scoffed at me when I told them I take my coffee black. Every coffee was served with steamed milk and two packs of sugar

convince me that I wont fuck up with this.

>>9592184
*effective

>>9592043
ah ah ah, not yet.

>>9592695
this method of agriculture has been practiced for thousands of years and it is actually sustainable.

t. I studied agriculture

>>9595069
shit, wrong image

>>9592043
Coffee is best booster during cycling.
The point is to only use it when you realy need it to not build up a tollerance.
My cardiovascular system shure can take the beat, I regulary exceed 200 bpm on full efforts without caffeine, sometimes I even go beyond 210 bpm.

Pros drink 3-5 cups before a race when it starts with a uphill...

>>9595034
You'll be fine,anon. Just be sure to buy good quality coffee beans and store them in an airtight container away from light. I fold the top of my bag shut then put the bag in a ziplock bag and keep in stored in the back of one of my cupboards. Or you can just buy a mason jar.

>>9594691
Some decent arabica beans that aren't burnt to charcoal level for espresso. But there's a lot of choice and it's up to your preference. Don't buy too much of anything at once.

>>9595181
makes sense. I'll note myself to get a small bag of coffee beans when I hit the supermarket.

>>9595204
Oh do you have a grinder?

>>9595216
same person. >>9595034

>>9592070
Up to six cups a day of B L A C K coffee is marginally beneficial. It often becomes a net detriment when other stuff is added or shitty shit is eaten with it.

does milk affect the effectivenes of caffiene at all? I know sugar leads to sugar crashes and shit but what about milk?

>>9595232
>six cups a day
citation needed

>>9592043
Agreed

I bet op can’t take a shot of liquor without a chaser.

Fucking numales...

>>9594455
Made mine with this earlier

>>9595034
Might want to get a burr grinder. If you're poor replace the ceramic v60 with the plastic one, it'll be fine.

>>9595332
>drinking malt liquor
>drinking olde english malt liquor
found the nigger

>>9592775
Salt is fucking fine if you have functioning kidneys and drink plenty of water

Imagine being too much of a faggot for coffee of all things.

>>9595359
How do I stop being a nigger?

Also I have a white girlfriend.

>>9595069
>>9595073
Is this suppose to be the missing link between Pepe and Apu Apustaja?

>>9595391
forgot pic
also I meant Pee Pee Poo Poo not Pepe

Coming from a guy that almost died from drinking too much coffee I confirm that coffee is shit just like beer is.

>>9595420
you realize saying you almost died from too much coffee does more to discredit you than prove your point? that is a ridiculous amount of coffee dude, just don't over indulge.

>>9595450

>that is a ridiculous amount of coffee dude

And I thought the anorexia was gonna kill me first

>>9592202

i felt physically ill when i quit caffeine

>>9592043
Don't drink the artificial syrup from starbucks then you cuck. Drink only drip.

>>9592381
I think this is me. Drink about a half a pot during the day. Get super manic to the point of driving and not remembering getting in the car to go where I'm headed it feels like I'm not safe to drive at times. If I'm at home I just spend the next 6 hours sorting and organizing things unnecessarily and compulsively browsing the internet until I look up and the Sun's down.

>>9594438

>>9594426
wrong, McD's is better than almost all fast food and chain coffee houses

greasy spoon diner coffee is GOAT tho

>>9594407
Consumer Reports rated McDonalds very highly a few years ago.

For store bought coffee, surprisingly Walmart's Great Value brand Colombian coffee was ranked a best buy.

>>9595463
holy shit man take care of yourself

>>9595420
how much did you drank?

>>9595948
McDonalds actually does have pretty good coffee.

>>9594426
McDick's coffee has been actually pretty good for a bit now, surprisingly

Thank you for that OP.

>>9595349
>burr grinder
is the cheaper one ok?

Why is coffee so complicated? why isn't there a one combination that is literally perfect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcQFBdLNvZU

>>9596218
>normies will never understand that feel

The fuck is with coffee and addiction? I literally just drink coffee every fucking day during snacks with biscuits because I just want to drink something hot. If you drink tea it means you are a pussy.

>>9596795
>Why are all these idiots addicted to coffee? I have to have coffee every day but I'm no addict...it's just a hot drink...I can quit anytime.

>>9594379
yuo velcume

>>9594455
Stupid name.
Cows milk called Eagle.
Fucxing retards.

>>9594739
>cocoa powder
I do cocoa powder like this, every day

I've never had coffee in my life before. The first time I drink is going to be when I'm in Japan and take a sip of this thing. It's probably going to taste shit though, because coffee smells like shit.

>>9595216
>Oh do you have a grinder?

>>9595420
GOOD POST

>>9596088
Welcome :)

>>9597172
Snorting cocoa powder.
Learn about it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617575/Clubbers-ditch-cocaine-cocoa-Snorting-lines-CHOCOLATE-latest-way-high-Europe-s-clubs.html

But snort only pure cocoa powder, not some mix shit sold in the stores.
Read this warning.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4672298/You-SNORT-chocolate-healthy.html

Snorting Raw Cocoa is the New Somewhat Safe Way to Get High
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQmmkq7-AUw

>>9597239
>>9597229
>snorting
Rectal administration is the way to go

>>9597257
I'm straight, not a homo.

>>9597264
Just because you take chocolate up the ass does not make you gay

>>9592043
>giving cute girl ride home from class
>ask her what she's drinking
>"heh, I'm KIND OF a coffee snob heheh.."
>stop the car and ask her to get out on highway I-94
>drive away

>>9597294
next time run her over for good measure

>>9597284
Sure homo boy, first start with cocoa powder up your ass after that switch to Oh'Henry! bars and soon you will end up full blown homo.
No thanks, I take my cocoa up my nose. kek

>>9592184
1 serving of this is also 16.9 oz. If you drank that much coffee you would ingest over 190 mg of caffeine.

I gave up for about a month but got hooked on mochaccinos again.

>>9597699
That is much better than just normal coffee.

>>9596215
Yes, it's just a bit smaller, but that actually makes it easier to hold.

>>9594438

>>9592710
Capitalism. It just works

>>9594438
But I'm korean so am biased

Thing is, I never drink coffee black so all the coffee I drink has so much milk and flavorings that I can't tell the difference between instant or brewed coffee. So I usually drink these out of convenience

>>9595071
Not in the way they do it in indonesia
They caused smog all over south east asia not long ago

>>9592043
>BAWW THE ONLY THING I CAN BUY IN MY SHITTY TOWN IS SOLUBLE 70% ROBUSTA SHIT THEREFORE AL COFFEE IS SHIT

>>9597699
"mochaccino" is a redundancy. Call it mocha

>>9594455
never used that, but i go through about a half-gallon of half-n-half a week, plus enough sugar to make it good.
also, i've heard of some dweebs putting butter in their coffee, but haven't tried it myself.
SCM sounds good, tho.

>>9598477
pour some brandy with sugar and some lemon zest and set that shit on fire, put out the fire with cofee and add two coffee grains. Shit is cash.

>>9594455
>concentrated sugar and fat
>"You'll acquire a taste"
Yeah we all acquired that taste when we were toddlers

>>9592043
I use the coffee grinds as a mask and that's about it. Can't fucking stand coffee and if I just have to drink it, just straight up black, no sugar , no creamer.

No.

>>9597294
>looks at pic
WW3 when?

>>9597775
noice, how old is that coffee? 50 years?

Is coffee a good nap replacement for the afternoon?

>>9592430
True that.

>>9595420
my coffee cup, drinking from it RIGHT NOW

>>9595420
stop being an overindulgent, fat fuck

>>9598385
Asians do everything wrong anon. Its why the late coming white devil took them over pretty much as soon as they thought it profitable enough.

>>9592043
I like it, though I'd be dense to say I don't get why someone wouldn't.

EWWW COFFEE IS NASTY

LET ME DOWN 16 CANS OF COKE INSTEAD

>>9592219
>falling for the nessicity shekel
This is why I am a Jew York banker you're just a man who whines about me on the internet.

>>9594691
>paying over $9 for a piece of paper
good goy

>>9597775
I would still drink it.

>>9599164
100 pieces of paper, it's not $9 for one paper filter monghead

>>9595420
I almost went blind from drinking coffee because i left the spoon in

>>9598701
Why do you have a boy on your mug? Are you gay?

>>9592775
Not that guy but just a pinch in the grounds before brewing covers up fuckups from overbrewing

>>9592710
>devastation of rain forests
then you shouldn´t eat vegetables anymore, faggot

>>9594407
>i saw a chart saying that McDonalds had the best coffee in comparance to other fast food stores? is this true?
KEK

>Coffee is mentioned ever
>OMG EVERY1 WHO DRINKS THIS IS SUCH A PIECE OF SHT HOLY FUCK FUCKING DRUG ADDICTS JFC YOU NEED A DRUG TO FUNCTION LIKE HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING CHRIST KILL YOURSELF
>half the time it doesn't even need to be mentioned for an autistic tantrum to occur

>>9595232
Just because people eat sugar with foods doesn't make the food itself inherently bad. what is your point?

>>9592144
>Dyes
>Sweeteners
>Modified corn

Are you even trying senpai?

>>9601399
No, HE IS A PEDOPHILE, THAT'S WHY

>>9601765
drinking coffee is not essential you idiot.
eating veggies is.
use your brain next time, if you have any of course

this what drinking coffee will do to your teeth

Coffee is berry tea?

>>9601960
correct

>>9602093
The drink is made from seeds if we want to be anal about it, speaking of which, tea isn't tea without tea leaves.

>>9602004
This what happened to a little boy after injecting one coffees. Still think coffee is safe?

caffeine causes brain damage like any other drug, coffee is p tasty but I prefer tea