/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the most punchable face in history

avocado is reddit in food form

>>9594621
Avocados are going to be the next meme food.

>>9594621
Oh look, it's Janice from Friends, except worse.

>>9594621
Looks like she has 2 glass eyes

>>9594633
great tip my friend. allow me to reciprocate - self-driving cars are coming, and not from too far off. watch this space, you didn't hear it from me.

>>9594621
whats wrong with her eyes?

>>9594633
>meme food
What's it like living in 2012, anon?

>>9594678
flyover are just now getting avocados, they cant help it.

>>9594625
Nah.

My girlfriend watches this girl all the time, and every time she does I have to tell her that I want to punch her stupid fucking face.

>>9594774
Jesus fucking Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyyf1_qCxhA

>>9594695
they voted MAGA, they tried

>>9594774
>>9594787
oh god please stop posting her

When women and nu-males end.

>>9594621

>>9594633
top notch prognostication

>>9594621
How fucking under ripe does an avocado have to be for you to be able to use it as a bun?
I don't know about you, but the woody taste of an under-ripe avocado is really what I want to enhance my salmon.

>>9594621
avocado is gross

>>9594774
Your girlfriend's a dumb whore.

>>9594621

I just don't get it. Avocado sucks so hard. It tastes like tough, green yolk from a hard-boiled egg with a slight lettuce aftertaste. It can be kinda' okay when mixed with other stuff and used sparingly, but then you see shit like this where they just dollop on mountains of the shit or eat it fuckin' whole.

>>9594934

Oh boy, another "Mix a bunch of powders so we can be vegan but still pretend to eat human food" episode.

>>9594774
Reee

>>9594621
I call it the nasty patty

>>9594774
Who the fuck is this woman, and why is she so obnoxious-looking?

Avocados aren’t good by themselves. You have to mask the taste with several other ingredients. Their disgusting taste is not worth the health benefits

>>9594695
Nah, more like
>Avocados are suddenly shilled and touted as health food by mass media after people praise it for being rich in fat and oil despite being a weird fruit
>South American farmers shill it harder since they can grow and export more, creating a huge demand that they can then mark up
>The modern state of "cooking" grants the most basic Panera-worshipping T H O T with the ability to Instagram the now popular meme food/ingredient
>Guys had Bacon, shallow cunts have Avocado now as their meme food and the high price range also helps them sophisticated and fancy when it's just as ubiquitous to Beaners as potatoes are to the Irish.

Used to avoid avocado but had some good quality guacamole once and liked it a lot. But a little avocado or guac goes a long way, that thing in OPs pic is an absolute abomination, and so is the sandwich.

>>9595117

because basic bitch starbucks girls think its posh and adventurous

>>9595408
What if I think avocados just taste good

>>9595358
Her channel is the type that makes bank off of toy ads targeted towards kids, which are probably the most lucrative kinds of Youtube ads

>>9595405
Avocados are delicious by themselves. Maybe you've just been soured on them by having a rotten one. The texture and taste is so good. Especially if you lightly salt them.

>>9595117
>I just don't get it. Avocado sucks so hard. It tastes like tough, green yolk from a hard-boiled egg with a slight lettuce aftertaste.
Or, it was unripe and picked far too early to develop flavors it could have developed.

>>9594934
how insane do you have to be to actually carry this out?

>>9594792
>they voted MAGA, they tried
kek

>>9594934
wow t-tastes just like an real egg guys

>>9594934
Why not just eat avocado toast with extra avocado at that point?

>>9594621
Is that thing even human? Looks like a robot or something.

>>9594774
8m subscribers and yet she still hasn't used any of that money to take care of her fucking teeth

This thread is making me crave avocado toast and I've never even had it before

You just know she's the kind of broad that relies a little too much on being skinny and wearing makeup to feel attractive, because of her odd facial structure. So she's probably bitchy at times, but it's sort of a defense mechanism from a slight deficient in confidence.

This is where I come in. I can sniff these weaknesses out like a bird dog. She's the kind of skunt (skunk-cunt) that gets mildly annoyed when her hair is dishevelled in the midst of coitus. The sort of skank that will tentatively take a facial under the right circumstances, but purse her lips, hold her hair back, and run to the bathroom without giving you even 5 seconds to admire your work. You know, the kind of hag-scag that will "let you" fuck her in the arse if three times a year after she's had a few glasses of chardonnay and wants to pretend she's kinky.

I'd thread some Milk Duds on some mint floss and shove them up her keister while she gags on 12" of coiled kielbasa and takes my throbbing hot Italian sausage up her tight shaved beaver. Then I'd switch holes and make her eat the soiled Milk Duds from the floor while I pile drive her chocolate O-ring and smack her pussy with that salivated kielbasa. Where I land my custard spray is anyone's guess, but I'm thinking a peak 1990's facial followed by a fastball pitch containing a handful of icing sugar to her glazed face. She'd look like an antique when I'm done with her.

Afterwards, I'd clean her up, gently bathe her, and marry her.

>>9594934
very natural and organic

>>9596003
>8m subscribers and yet she still hasn't used any of that money to take care of her fucking teeth
Who cares if people have crooked teeth?

>>9594932
all of these ingredients in a roll would be fine but NO that's not HIP enough

>>9596828
Americans, most likely

>>9596914
>obese but with bleached chompers
Nice priorities, yanks

>>9594932
where's the part where he actually eats it?

>>9594621
>when will it end?
One day when the republicuck "type" evolves and stops caring about what other people like.

>>9598508
Bongs are the most obese in Europe

ANGLO-AMERICAN PRIDE

>>9594621
Avocado is literally only good for guacamole in sandwiches or nachos
STOP

>>9598634
>posting a video about avocado memery makes you republican

>>9598708
>stop liking things i don't like
You guys sound like a bunch of fucking crying babies. Grow the fuck up.

>>9598708
Avocado is only good with Jeb's guac recipe

>>9596003
Other roasties feel less threatened if she keeps herself unattractive

>>9599028
It's extremely bland. Much like the man.

now i can't even buy avocados to make guacamole anymore without people thinking I'm some trendy hipster fag

>>9600458
Well, she's probably making more money than me making beauty tip videos while looking like a langolier so I guess I shouldn't be laughing.

>tfw you enjoy avocados but can't anymore because it's a fucking meme and TOO EXPENSIVE

>>9594621
i'm so glad that it was avocado that became the next "hip" thing with these people. just think of all the hand lacerations.

>>9594625
SAME
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>>9600506
Same. The biggest thing that annoys me about this is the rise in prices.

>>9595207
Came here to post this.

>>9596713
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>9596713
Jesus Christ, anon

>>9600788

>>9594774
>>9594621
I'd fuck em, though.

>>9594621
AVOCADO LITERALLY HAS THE SAME FUCKING TEXTURE AS BUTTER

SPREAD IT ON YOUR TOAST, FINE, DELICIOUS ESPECIALLY WITH SOME TURKEY BUT STOP EATING HUGE FUCKING CHUNKS OF IT

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9596713
Dude what. You had me until the end.

>>9601450
>not eating chunks of butter
triggered

>>9594934
I'm Punjabi
Kala Namak means black salt
>add black salt salt
Hipsters kys.

Avocado's are completely bland, I honestly don't understand the hype around them.

Avocado's are completely bland, I honestly don't understand the hype around them. That being said I completely avoid them as much as possible because they're a meme food that's undeserving of its popularity.

>>9594621
>>9594625
>>9594774
I dunno, I think she's kinda hawt. 10/10 would let her peg me and steal a kidney (just one) and leave me in a bathtub full of ice.

>>9594621
>>9594625
I dunno, I think she's kinda hot. 10/10 would let her peg me and steal a kidney (just one) and leave me in a bathtub full of ice.

>>9601632
They have a very pleasing texture, and heritage as Babby's First Broken Blender food that every white retard makes when they first move into their own apartment. Breaking your fancy new food processor by making ~Guac~ was the popular rite of passage before tahini and hummus got unduly popular among non-jews and non-muslims and took over as the ritual blender-sacrifice to the first time apartment gods.

>>9594932
every time i see one of these fucks cut an avocado I get a little scared. I want to see htem hurt themselves out of hatred but I can't just not be triggered by that fucking horrendous knife handling

also
>smashing the egg yolk when assembling the sandwich
serving it gently stacked in a bowl would have been just fine but no they went and wasted the fucking best part of the egg and the actually fun and tasty part of an egg sandwich

>>9594621
>>9594625
>(((Weisman)))
Every time.

>>9594621
I'm tired of them. For the first time in my life I said no to guacamole. I just can't eat any more.

>>9600788
My sister literally did this. Not nearly as bad, but I could not stop laughing.

>>9596713
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i love /ck/

>>9594621
>avocado "burger"
>avocado
>slice of storebought smoked lox
>dressing
>$15

People are morons.

>>9596003
Because why should she when she gets her adbux all the same for looking like an inbred pug?