/ck/ - Food & Cooking

do you fuck her?

>>9591855
literally everyone asks me that
i'm not into incest so no

>>9591865
get off this board

>>9591846
You could share more money on heat and laundry if you slept together.

>>9591865
pls leev

>>9591846
sheesh that was kind of harsh of your sister, how long have you started cooking for? maybe she just got tired of your cooking

>>9591846
You should teach her a lesson

>>9591865
do you beat off listening to other guys fuck her?

>>9591939
one month
and no, the harshest was when she took two bites of dinner and then threw the rest away

>>9591952
:(

obviously she's being bratty and is madly in love with you, give her some life advice and she where things take you

>>9591952
You think that was harsh, but you want her to say outright that she hates your cooking? Wouldn't that hurt your fee-fees even more? For real you should sex her tho

>>9591846
You can try feeding her your tasty cock instead

have soft loving intercourse with your sister and she's love your cooking

>>9591952
Damn, srsly though what's her problem? I mean you're being more economic aware by cooking your own meals, and she'd rather spend more on her own food, OP did you do something?

>>9591952
>throws away food

punch her in the babymaker

You can fondle her feminine cock instead

>>9591952
What did you cook for her and yourself?

>>9591982
chicken-fried steak
pic related was taken before gravy was finished

>>9591985
Are you, perhaps, weight challenged in any way?

>>9591985
Maybe she prefers chicken-fried dick

>>9591991
i'm underweight, actually, despite what the fried food would make you think.

>>9591985
that's your chicken fried steak? OP I think your sister might be correct in her choice, anymore pics?

>>9591996
This, we need pics of your sister

>>9591985
Maybe you should try cooking some real food for your poor little sister. Girls don't like to eat fried garbage.

>>9591985
Have you made her some salad or pasta with fresh vegetables?

She thicc?

>>9591846
Post sisters feet then we can help you further

Older or younger?

>>9591846
I wish I had a sister

:(

>>9591865
>i'm not into incest so no
Then why are you here

>>9592003
Actually this, OP you ever tried cooking something healthy for your sister (or in this case appealing) at least?

>>9592024
I suggest keeping a stock of cucumbers, zucchini, chinese eggplant, and fresh fruit.

>>9592033
Yes yes, cucumbers and zucchini would do the job nicely

>>9592033
don't forget carrots, squash and other long, phallic veggies and fruit

>>9591865

At least you fapped thinking about her right? RIGHT?

>chicken fried steak
Maybe she's conscious about her body image and don't like fatty greasy food. Try cook more greens and less fat/carbs.

>>9591846
pics of sister?

>>9592086
dumb frogposter

>>9592024
>>9592003
I don't think she cares about health if she was willing to move over to instant microwave shit.

>>9592091
dumb 'dumb frogposter' poster

Don't worry about your faggot family, OP. Of everyone in my life my family has put me down the most in shit I've tried to succeed at. Just keep getting better. Use her rejection as a way to learn more about food and cooking, you'll amass a repertoire soon enough and will be well on your way to impressing people with your culinary skills.

>>9592091
What's the point of these comments anyways

>>9591846
>le rustle face

>>9591865
does it really matter as long as you're enjoying it? Maybe your sister just really likes pleb food

>>9591846
Have you ever thought that you just have shit taste?

>>9591865
Why not ask her what she wants you to cook

people have such different tastes, are you clean? even if youre a good cook, if you gross her out she probably won't want to eat your food. also, you're probably cooking food you want to eat all the time since youre controlling the menu. she's probably not craving the same stuff as you. also you possibly suck at cooking. it could be different things

some people just prefer junk/processed food. all that sodium will bite back one day

>>9591846
The problem when you first learn to cook is that everything you make, you'll justify to yourself as tasting good. Looking back on my beginner years, I can't believe the shit I used to eat thinking it was awesome and I was doing some really great stuff. It wasn't until my current roommate started eating with me did I realize I had a few glaring gaps in my knowledge that needed to be hammered out before I tried cooking for anyone else. Don't fret, just keep practicing and you'll get better.

>>9591952
1. Why are you in uni faggot? It's a ponzi scheme
2. Your sister is asking for repercussions. Fuck the brat out of her
3. Never strain yourself to please a woman. Women are impossible to satisfy, and why would you try anyway? Females are worthless for all but baby making.

>>9592876
Hot dogs and sausage should be right up her alley then, anon.

>>9592017
Grass is greener etc., my sister is a fat and lazy fuck, I hate her.

>>9593018
This webm broke my heart, I just want to hug her

>>9593190

yeah

Pic of you? I'd love to have a bf that cooks for me.

>>9591865
post pics of sister

>sister stops eating my food and asks me to cook only for myself and she'll just have instant or microwave stuff
she knows you didn't wash your hands after masturbating right before cooking her something.

>>9593570
Or the jizz. In the food.

>>9593018
>uni is a Ponzi scheme
I wonder what it feels like to live in a third world country like the USA

>>9591865
can I fuck her?

>>9591985
That looks like a good chicken fried steak, anon, ignore the other comments. I think it's sweet you want to cook for your sister.

>>9591846
Same thing happened. Except when i start cooking she always go and open all the windows because 'it stinks'. Bullshit because there's an exhaust and you cannot smell anything, so it was ml ore or less passive aggresive tactic of her. In the end i'd eat only microwave meals because i'm tired of that shit.

>>9593652
>>9591846
Serious question: why would you live with your sister if you're not banging her? Especially at uni?

>>9593660
My sister went to the same uni as mine, so to cut costs
Not banging her because she's a massive passive aggresive cunt.

>>9593018
she's a journalist not a soldier btw

Bumping for pics of OP or his sister

>>9591846
some people are just going to want kraft dinner every time anon, doesn't mean your cooking is shit

>>9592692
based 'dumb 'dumb frogposter' poster' poster

>>9591865
post her feet

>>9593018
>ponzi scheme
So making much more than a high school grad is a scam? Here, I even chose an article about millenials so you can't say it's different now.
https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2014/02/11/study-income-gap-between-young-college-and-high-school-grads-widens

>>9595139
dumb 'based 'dumb 'dumb frogposter' poster' poster' poster

>>9591846
It doesnt matter how great the food you cook is, some people just want boxed macaroni and cheese. I dont know why, they just do.

>>9595242
dumb 'dumb 'based 'dumb 'dumb frogposter' poster' poster' poster' poster

>>9591846
Don't bother, if she is not willing to communicate. But try to ask her what she wants if you haven't. I know most people are too unaware of their actions to easily be dragged into a metadiscussion but sometimes it's what has to be done.

>>9591846
She is just butthurt about the fact that you would make a better wife than her, pretty boy <3
Do you have a boipucci?

>>9593018
Gets me every time.

>>9591865
>I'm not into incest
don't tell ridiculous lies just because your sister rejected you OP

>>9593018
low-effort.

Try feeding her all the eggs

>>9592702
frogposting is synonymous with /pol/ and the reddit-fest it's become
I used to like Pepe but he's really indicative of retards nowadays.

>>9593665
>massive passive aggresive cunt
If she wasn't, would you actually have sex with your sister?

>>9595901
not him but do people not realize how easy it is to get sick of someone living with them for most of your life

He's probably seen his sister at her worst many times no way he'd fuck her

>>9595944
That's what I'd imagine. I'm an only child so I really don't know what it's like to have siblings.
But if you really find your siblings attractive they're either fucking gorgeous or you're just fucked up

>>9595944
idk if you know this but some people do live with the person they have sex with, even if it's not their family members

>>9595954
You tend to have sex with them first and THEN live with them, which is why people generally don't want to fuck siblings

>>9593018
>Shooter! Show clear!
;_;

>>9592017
My 3 year older sister abused me, would hit me so often I developed a nervous twitch where if someone raised their hand just in peripheral eyesight range I would flinch uncontrollably. Didn't go away until I hit 14 when I got more confident.

She did do this weird thing though when she hit puberty and kept wanting to sleep in my bed with me, I was too young to know any better, despite roughly at the time being caught humping my pillow cuz it felt good.

>>9592017
>tfw older sis is a fit fun-loving tomboy
>tfw she takes me snowboarding and fishing and I take her to weightlifting and muay thai practices
Even though she sometimes dresses me up in girly clothes and calls me her personal babydoll I think we have a great relationship.

>>9591846
>sis
>greentext story doesn't end in wincest
Fuck you, op

Jesus OP just fuck your sister and get it over with. She'll enjoy your cooking more after having her onii-san's cock.

>>9595901
No. See>>9595950
I hate living with her, she blows up time to time and is a weasel, i cannot trust her. Fucking bitch has how many knows layers of mask behing that one face. I'd rather pay a prostitute than fucking her, it would be safer for my reputation.
>>9595950
Beautiful siblings does not make really anything because you wouldn't fuck her. Most probably you want to protect her. But way man, bad siblings sucks.

>>9597422
You’re just describing all women in that post, not women in general. The only thing that will satiate her tastebuds is a fine testicular reduction sauce