/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9591946
what do these taste like
what are these

>>9591960
Canned meat. They're like cocktail weenies, but not like sausage. The best I could describe it is shitty canned liver wurst in a hot dog form

I fell for this meme

vienna sausages are god awful
I'm sticking to spam

>>9591984
i like to take each vienna sausage and rub it around my lips before i eat them

>>9592001
Do you look at shota while you do this?

>>9592001

you're probably bi-polar manic depressive.
my friend is and he eats a can of vienna sausages for breakfast.
Also do you have problems staying motivated?

>>9591984
spam is great, makes hotdogs seem super shit

>>9591946
I'm sorry, I will not appropriate Austrian culture even if its for a cheap snack.

>>9592627
I am bipolar and also do this. Vienna sausage binging is the #1 indicator of bipolar I and II. OP, see a doctor.

>>9591946
If you like those then you might have a taste for my guilty pleasure.

>>9592771
The yellow ones are ok but fuck the orange ones. Taste nasty.

>>9591946
I ate those a lot when I was kid. I don't like them anymore really. If I buy a can of them I usually just eat one and give the rest to my dogs. They LOVE Vienna sausages.

>>9591946
>Sausage with three different types of meat on it
I don't know were to start between how not ecological it is, how bad it must be for your health and the bad opinion of yourself you must have for letting yourself eat those things

>>9594446

>>9591946
They're much better pan seared than microwaved (or as I used to think you were supposed to do as a kid, heated solely by running hot tap water into the can)

>>9591946

Honestly I used to love things things right out of the can when I was a kid. I'd eat them with shitty yellow mustard. Don't know if I still like them, haven't had one in about ten years I'd guess

>>9592627
What exactly are the symptoms of bipolar disorder or whatever it's called? I do have problems with motivation but I always figured that was just ennui.

>>9593179
used to eat spam as a kid. didnt touch it for about 10 years after moving out because some poverty stigma. had it a few months ago and i can't stop now

>>9594446
whats up st louis bro

>>9595040
They have walmart in St. Louis? Because that's where that product is sold

>>9591946
Because of the salt and chicken broth, probably. They ain't just regular hotdogs.

>>9595040
>provel

Dominos

Eazy Cheese. I fucking love it. Its even better on Chik-n-biskit or whatever the fuck they're called, but I don't usually do that as it feels like pushing it.

>>9595677
same

>>9593225
Same. My dog would eat the can to get those little buggers.

>>9593179
My snow day routine in high school used to be pan frying and eating an entire can of spam. For some reason I love meat or fish from cans

Slim jims. Gotta get one if I go inside a gas station.

>>9596368
pan fried spam is beyond delicious

>>9591946
love these and potted meat, but i'll usually go through a phase where I eat a bunch of them for ~2 weeks and then won't touch them for ~18 months because I'm so sick of them

>>9596618
Gotta put mustard on it

>>9596734
never tried that, but i will now. also, gonna make some spam musabi this week, which is a Hawaiian spam sushi type thing.

>>9594447
That's funny they rebranded that piece of shit without Paula Deens fat fucking face on it.

Used to work Bakery at Walmart, those things come in frozen and have a 3 month shelf life or so.

>>9594446
>>9594447
>not eating in freshly made right out the over
Missing out bro

>>9596777
>used to work bakery at walmart
>thinking anyone cares about anything you are posting about

YIKES!

>>9596777
man it looks tasty but if Paula Deens had anything to do with it, it's likely deadly as fuck

>>9592861
I like the Tijuana mamas the orange ones. They burn so good.

>>9596809
That's okay, you responded anon, so I'm less of a faggot than at least one person in this thread. Everyone's worked shit jobs before.
>>9596839
The amount of calories packed into that fucker is astounding, but still not the worst thing they carried. There was some cake that was even worse, but I can't remember what it was called. People used to get that shit all the time, had one lady grab 10 of them.

>>9596754
Musubi is godtier

>>9597964
Do you eat it from the jar? Never seen it before.

>>9593179
A chance discovery in the local shop.
Polish knockoff spam.
It's actually p. tasty. Not quite as good as the real thing (as far as spam can be called "real"), but it's like 1/4 of the price. And you don't have to fight the thing to get it out of the tin.

potted beef > corned beef

Convenience store food, specifically the beef and bean burritos sold at pic related
The beef and bean burritos are the perfect balance of salt, mild spiciness, crunchiness, and warm center. I almost always when I get one when I can.

>>9599126
>I almost always when I get one when I can.
*I almost always get one when I can.

>>9596809
Can say the same about frog posters. Ironic, innit?

>>9591946
>Guilty

No guilt here. Hot sauce and some crackers are all I need.

>>9598867
I do, usually people make chipped beef with it.

kys!

>>9591960
baby dicks that melt in your mouth, but not in your hands

>>9600001
Reported to the authorities