/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9583370
I would think the fine babe would more than make up for a dumb register operator and a bum. plus that pizza looks tasty as fuck. I would think you would be going back tomorrow

>>9583370
Bud this just sounds like you went to a fast food restaurant in the seedy part of town, I don't know how much pequeno Caesar has to do with it

>>9583382
How's puberty?

>>9583370
Yeah bud welcome to the general public and the outside world. It's a weird place.

>>9583370
Aren't most Little Caesars located in poorer areas? I don't think middle class / upper middle class are the ones going out and getting those five dollar Hot and Readies.

>>9583382

You must not go out much.

>>9583382
She had a great figure and was wearing very tight jeans and had a nice face. Looked like an uptown girl or something. Every male there leered at her as she left and it made me think that, under different circumstances, they might all be willing to gang-rape her.

>>9583370
That looks breddy good for only $5

>>9583746
>gang rape at the Little Caesar's
I'd be going everyday!

>>9583370
pizza.net is the way to go

>>9583370
Pizza ass is always worth the trip

Little Caesars is shit pizza. They don't even use real cheese.

>>9583718

You'd be surprised. But generally yeah, the Little Caesars in my area is strategically located so its at the very entrance of the nice area, but still in the lower class area. So it services both, lots of professionals who come home from work and can't be bothered to cook for their kids.

>>9584298
>Eat more pizza!
There are people getting payed to come up with this

>>9584336
People dont want to be challenged by their pizza, life is horrible enough.

>>9584298
That ass is damned impressive.

>>9584307
They use Mozzarella and Muenster, it's written right on the side of the box

>>9584388
It's also black, I recognize those granny panty lines under tight pants
Also the drink fridge being behind the counter is a dead giveaway it's not the nicest area either

>>9583370
Huh. The homeless people loitered outside my LCs too.
You just can't beat that $5.00 pie.

>>9584649
>drinks behind counter
>it's not the nicest area either
Little Caeser's didn't trust my old neighborhood, but the local Chinaman spot did.
What does this mean?

>>9584298
I'd dip my Crazy Bread™ in that

>>9584298

>>9583370
why not just do carryout at any other pizza place? its not like caesars is the only place that allows that

most of the big chains have carryout deals where you can get a large 2 topping for like 7.99 if its carryout, i never fuck with delivery any more

>>9583370
I've never been to a Little Caesars and not seen a homeless guy standing outside.

But fuck do I love that pizza. I know its shit but its absolutely a guilty pleasure.

>>9584754
It means that a Chinese family is more adept to defend their business than some lazy fucking teens that are paid minimum wage
That is if the Chinese restaurant is family owned and not "family" owned

>>9584649
I wanna eat the chocolate ass. How's her face?

>>9584336
Are you seriously expecting the store that sells $5 pizzas to have a top notch marketing campaign? They're target demographics are young people with no life skills and crackheads that managed to scrape up $5 in change.

>>9585058
Fuck if I know, it isn't my photo
I was the anon saying the fridge being placed behind the counter means the neighborhood it's in isn't too good

>>9584640
Evidently they make their dough fresh in the store, too, and are the only huge chain to do so - although I don't know if that counts for much.

>>9584298
I didn't know Voltage comes in 2L bottles.

>>9584649
>It's also black

Her hand is white. That is a shapely white ass you're looking at, sir.

>>9583370
go to a local pizza joint that only uses fresh ingredients. who knows what you're putting into your body when you eat this fast food pizza shit.

>>9584333
Ahh, just like most Checkers/Rallys.


>>9584745
The homeless in my area all loiter around LCs too, mainly because they throw out hot and ready pizzas at the end of the night still in box so the transients have lukewarm pizza.

>>9585144
>don't know if that counts for much
It's fresh dough, how does it not? Most of the big chains use frozen dough

>>9585193
What are you trying to prove with what's inside the square? That is a black ass until proven otherwise

>>9585218
last I checked, blacks didnt have white hands

>>9585223
Those aren't her handles, dingle.

>>9585223
Where are there white hands? I see white long sleeves, that's it

>>9585193
Yes, because people can dislocate their wrists and move their hands to the other side of their body.

>>9585202
People that go to LC for pizza do it cause they're broke as fuck. They don't have the money for better pizza.

>>9585237
And before you go on your autism rant about how it's her left hand, try and tuck your finger under your armpit while keeping your elbow near your body.

>>9585238
Where I live LC is better than Papa John's, Marcos, Pizza Hut, and sometimes Vocelli's
Domino's has them beat bar none though, and this isn't counting the locals who want $32 for two large fucking pies

>>9583370
LC's pizzas are gross without some kind of sauce.

>>9585252
I doubt this is true.

>>9585256
Doubt all you want friend, this is life

I don't know what's better, /ck/ arguing about the race of a clothed ass or /ck/ arguing about the race of a face shaped salad.
This place is just so whimsical.

Yeah you just saw the underbelly of society. A bunch of homeless losers and minorities showing up to get a $5 pizza. It's even worse when you realize the only thing stopping us from acting like animals is the fact that you still can get the $5 pizza.

I had a similar experience recently when I took the day off work and went to a grocery store at like 1:30 on a weekday. Weird crowd that made me feel uncomfortable and like I was paranoid on marijuana even though I was stone sober.

>>9585238
There's a Little Sleazers next to my beer store. I figured most people were like me and didn't buy lunchroom tier food. Not so. There are people going in and out of there like they were handing out twenty dollar bills.

>>9585261
I live where there are about a half dozen independent pizza joints, a Hungry Howie's, Jet's, Papa Romano's and a few others. Pizza places are literally next to each other or across the street from one another. And believe it or not, Dominos pan pizza has them beat.

>>9585276
When I was little I only saw old people at the grocery store during the day. Depends on where you live I guess.

>>9585182
I didn't know brisk had more then one flavor.

>>9583753
Wow, you really want to be gang raped.

>>9584336
>payed
>complaining about anything
kys retarded waste of semen

>>9583370
>THE LAND OF THE FREE
>THIS IS EDIBLE

>>9585193
ENHANCE

>>9585144
Bs. Mazzios does

>>9584336
>caring about the marketing
It's a 5 dollar large pizza

Maybe it's just a Michigan thing then and we give you all the shitty pizza, cause out LC are fucking godly. When I go out of state I notice the pizza is not as good. Same with Vernors and Faygo, get it come Michigan and it's great, go down to even Ohio and it tastes like ass.

Can someone tell me how it's possible that Michigan(LCs and Domino's) and Indiana(Papa John's), of all fucking states, can outdo literally every other state/city that's known for pizza? How the fuck is this possible?

>>9583370
Rich boy has never been to "that" part of town.

>>9585617
>huge chain
>image says "of the top four national pizza chains

Fucking Mazzio's? Are you kidding me with this post?

>>9583370
If you had sat at home with your hand in your pants ordering pizza you wouldn't have an interesting experience to share. No interesting story starts with, "I stayed home and ordered a pizza".

>>9586206
Hmmmmmmm

>>9585256
domino's trumps all fast food pizza so it seems plausible

>>9583746
>under different circumstances, they might all be willing to gang-rape her.
Can't rape the willing and eager!

>>9585071
And yet they are far superior to Papa John's.

>>9583370
I love Little Caesars, I like to order a mix of different types of pizzas (meat lover, pepperoni and sausage, veggie, plain cheese) when I have people over. The meat lovers is very popular but I like the veggie best

>>9586349
>Veggie
You mean the supreme?

>>9586336
Godfather's is the worst big pizza chain.

>>9583401
How's lovin' dude butts? ya fag

captcha ultra isis

>>9586739
>Saint Pepsi

>>9583370
You went to the ghetto. You probably live in it and don't realize it because you don't go out much.

Should have gone to walmart or 7 eleven instead, but yeah Ceasars attract a lot of weirdos.

I work at a little Caesar's and I was surprised by how fresh the good is there and how clean they keep the store. I came from a subway and the quality of the store and the food is uncomparable. That subway was disgusting. I am not surprised that little Caesar's is a strong franchise

>>9583370
You sound very sheltered, but hey, a good $5 pizza is hard to beat.

>>9587359
You know, even in the shit tier of pizza there are sub-tiers. Walmart and 7-11 are absolute bottom, below LC's

>>9588097
truth. i tried the marketside stuff from walmart once and holy shit even frozen is better.

>>9588922
What Marketside pizza isn't frozen?

>>9585249
>What is perspective?

>>9583746
classic autist projection

>>9584298
nice butt but freakishly wide shoulders and thick arms

>>9584298
damn, id have sex with that girl, if you know what i mean

>>9589193
no, I don't
;_;

>>9589229
s'alright, lil man, we're all gonna make it... just takes some time

>>9589176
Something that doesn't apply here because neither of her hands are visible you moron

I challenge every anon here to go to their closest Little Caesars and take a picture of the customers.

>>9584298
Can confirm this is a nigger.

>>9585299
ywn eat her teeth.
why was i born in this world to suffer

>>9584298

LC pizza always looks delicious but I don't like their sauce and the cheese tastes off. I eat it when offered but have never bought it for myself

>>9583746
>Looked like an uptown girl or something

>>9584761
sorry i don't understand can you elaborate?

>>9583370
Make a pizza at home, it's a fun experience

I heard they don't wash their hands after they pee there.

>>9583751
It's only good fresh. Sometimes if a lazy shit is working they'll leave the older ones in the warmer. The breadsticks are where it's at.

>>9584766
what does brap mean lol

>>9593797
The sound your ass cheeks make when they slap against each other from expelling methane from your anus

>>9593797
it's some pervert meme

>>9586397
No they allow you to custom order, I chose peppers, onion, tomato, olives last time and I thought it was quite good especially for the price

>>9590385
not gonna, but here it's all 7/10 soccer moms i promise

>>9589193
subtle anon

>>9584307

>real cheese

>>9583370
>I scooted on out of there with my $5 pepperoni pizza just as fast as I could.

The smoke shop I go to is next door to a Little Squeezers and last year I noticed there would frequently be unsavory looking types (black people) hanging out in front, standing around smoking cigarets and what not, so I emailed Little Squeezers HQ and told them they were probably losing business, as no soccer mom was going to pull up with people like that loitering around and since then, I haven’t seen any people lounging around out front. I suspect HQ called up the franchisee and told him to have the staff call the cops on loiterers and have them rousted out of there.

>>9596073
Yeah, none of that happened.

>>9596079

It absolutely did happen.

Nobody wants blacks loitering around and if they are, customers will avoid the place and go somewhere else.

>>9596094
This has to be in the south

>>9583370
>there was a really hot Latina
not for long

>>9589193
>girl

sounds like you were at the one in newburgh

>>9583746
>Looked like an uptown girl or something.
>under different circumstances, they might all be willing to gang-rape her.

ahaha wtf

>>9583370
damn 5$ pizza

>>9592789
it's a fun experience until you try to eat the monstrosity that you just baked and realize you could have just bought a well made pizza for much cheaper.

>>9583370
Why is American pizza floppy?

>>9597668
Lots of grease.

>>9597668
Thin bases loaded with oil.

>>9583746
ok rainman

>>9596580
When I worked at Dominos in Arkansas my manager used to regularly talk about how he would never hire a nigger and how dumb they are

It was a running joke in our store you could tell when someone called for the other Dominos and not ours because the town over was full of niggers

It happened like 3 times a day some dumb niggers would call the wrong Dominos and every time my manager would make a comment about how dumb niggers are

I miss working at Dominos desu but that guy was next level racist

>>9597737
How do you get the center of the pizza to not remain undercooked.?

>>9597756
maybe preheat the pan it is resting on?

>>9597812
I preheat the oven, but maybe I'll try that next

>>9597756
Can try cooking the dough pre ingredients a little bit too.

>>9597756
>How do you get the center of the pizza to not remain undercooked.?
Stop overloading the pizza with too much toppings/sauce. Keep it thin otherwise it won't cook properly, especially with a home oven.