/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ROASTIES GET OUT

>>9583785
I'm a straight man. My girlfriend likes that I can cook.

I'm an excellent cook

He appreciates my cooking but hes a full time nurse so i don't get to cook as much as i'd like for him. I'm also vegetarian so I've really only tried very small bites of the food i make him to make sure its perfect which makes me anxious. Says I make the best carmel he's ever had which is nice too.

>heterosexuality
the absolute state of this gender

>>9583789
/r/incels is that way----->

>>9583785
I don't think girls use this website

/ck/ is a board meant only for straight men

Almost took the bait.

>>9583977
>straight
>man
Pick one

>>9583977
4chan is normiecity now

>>9583878
>He appreciates my cooking but hes a full time nurse so i don't get to cook as much as i'd like for him. I'm also vegetarian so I've really only tried very small bites of the food i make him to make sure its perfect which makes me anxious. Says I make the best carmel he's ever had which is nice too.

what is carmel

>>9583785
Trans girl here, my boyfriend would eat anything, but he appreciates good food and he loves what I make for him.

It's one of the best feelings.

>>9584261
does he eat your cum?

>>9584276
I hate it when he does, I'm supposed to be eating his cum!

Replies above completely ruined this.

>>9583977
>straight
>men
>knowing how to cook
pick two

>>9583785
>boyfriend
I'm not a fag, go back to /lgbt/

>>9584317
Men were always better at cooking than women, all the best chefs are straight men.

Another Tgirl here, they love it especially since I work a lot on hot sauces and trying to make the perfect steak!

>>9583785
my girlfriend's cooking is worth finding a job and supporting her so that she cooks for me continuously. it's edible love I cannot recreate when she is away and I must cook for myself. She's awesome to say the least.

>tfw no mommy /ck/ trans gf to cook for you and hug you and tell you it'll be okay

>all these traps
>>9584234
Caramel s-sry I'm a bad speller

>>9583977
Shit man I like this place for no other reason than it is anonymous. I'd like to think women post here and they are as big a piece of shit as everyone else. It's an equalizing ground where ideas win and emotions lose in spite of everyone being a dick. Man I am drunk

>tranny
Gross

>>9584364
theres a very small handful of women on 4chan, i mean look at the women boards like /vp/

4chan is literally half male and half female.
fucking look around you. what other websites are there even on the internet that even matter.
do you honestly think women are stupid?

>>9584378
Can't really speak to it. I don't visit that board. Not sure what it's about. I would bet there are a lot of women on /ck/ though. It's a pretty friendly board as far as this site goes. For that matter I would assume there are a lot of women yelling "tits or gtfo" on other boards. It's just a culture. All fun and games.

I specialize in tv dinners and the generic for kraft mac n cheese box dinners. Pic related.
Also, great value spaghetti pasta with Hunt's tomato sauce.

>>9584410
im a grill
Dont forget to drink water drunk-chan

>>9584414
if you don't cook with real food to make real food for your loved ones get the flying fuck out of my face

>>9584383
>women
>not stupid

>>9584430
You're why women needed feminism.

>>9583785
Engaged man here. My fiance absolutely loves my cooking. She usually helps preparing the ingredients, but most of the time I am responsible for the cooking itself.
When she cooks, mostly when I have long days at school, I like what she makes. She doesn't have the same passion for cooking as I do, but she gets around just fine. She more than makes up for it when it comes to baking.
Currently studying to become a cook.

>>9584422
Heh I'm just drunk. Just throwing the idea out there. Not that it matters. The anonymous thing is the best part of this website. I could be a chick. Who knows

>>9584429
I also only buy Tyson tendies and bake them. I fried them for my husband once, and he liked it, but I decided it was soooo bad for him because of all the grease. We're young, but I am trying to look out for the sodium and fat levels of things.
That said, we don't have salt or salty things in the house, like ketchup or flavored potato chips.
I mean, we have potato chips, but I get the plain kind to make baked macaroni. I make a box mac n cheese (save some cheese powder from the packet), mix in the potato chips, layer whole chips on top, sprinkle the cheese dust on top, then bake it until its hard on top and the dust is brown. :)

>>9584364
>It's an equalizing ground where ideas win and emotions lose
You must be drunk because 99% of arguments on 4chan turn into emotional shouting matches and toss ideas right out the window

>>9584378
And on the flip side look at /cgl/.
I'm pretty sure there's not a (straight) man on that board.

>>9584448
tits or gtfo

not really tho. why are you drunk on a sunday evening Anon-dude?

>>9584456
You're a shitty woman and I'm glad you're not my problem.

My fiance and I cook together a lot. He does tend to get a bit stressed when something's not going just right but it's still a lot of fun and we like almost all of the same foods (spicy shit). I'm not a magician in the kitchen but we both have our own styles and we appreciate each other's company and cooking. Especially nice is getting dickered while doing it.

>>9584462
Yeah I would concede to that, but, I'd like to think most people are smart enough to separate the bullshit from the good ideas. You can throw out any idea you want. Sometimes they are good. Sometimes bad. We are trolling through a lake of bullshit but once in awhile we get an original thought that might change the way we think.

>>9584476
Good question. Most likely because I hate myself. The only thing thing that makes me feel better is alcohol. This is really a conversation for the alcoholic threads though

>>9584486
You'd like my cooking! Don't lie! Haha the kids love it :)

>>9584523
What part of you're not my problem do you not understand? Cook with real veggies and real meats.

>>9584366
Its strange how they always pop up into conversations directed at women and announce that they're a trans girl, as if they are just like any normal women or something.

>>9584540
just further proof for the discourse that they are just mentally ill, eternally ignored, tortured souls wailing out in confusion at any and all opportunity.

>>9584530
If I did then I wouldn't have the money to take my 3 autistic children to the mall. I usually leave them in the play area while I go shopping and they usually burn through about $50 worth of games every 3 days. Lol! :)

>>9584568
This demon inside of you is why you cook shitty meals for your "loved ones". I feel bad for anyone who comes into contact with you you sick freak.

>>9583785
How old is old?

>>9584583
Demon? Oh, sweetheart, there's no demon here! :)
I mean, sometimes I'm just so BAD and have a 3rd glas sof wine! Lol!

>>9584601
do you treat your husband this way? your brain is likely damaged by all the garbage you feed yourself and those around you. get a grip on your life you banshee and go to the store for real fruits and nuts.

>>9584523
Is that a troll doll with an ethernet cable for a tail?

>>9584583
Dude. That is just a troll. No worries

>>9583790
This

>>9584618
If I wanted real fruits and nuts in my life I'd go to /lgbt/

>>9584383
>do you honestly think women are stupid?
No, I think everyone is stupid regardless of gender.

>>9584618
Shit my bad. I assumed you were sincere. I now see you are a counter troll. Well, you took me. Good job

>>9584671
Am I supposed to care or alter what I have to say based on the mental illnesses of others? Why don't you go eat a real meal and stop feeding yourself more chemicals than nutrients.

>>9583878
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>>9584498
show us your tits whores

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>>9584689
here's your moment of enlightenment. it's doesn't fucking matter what anyone classifies you as your words are still your words regardless. there is no classification that eliminates anyone's words and your choices to broadcast what you broadcast paints a very clear picture of what you are inside. You are what you eat so stop eating garbage and posting garbage online.

>>9584692
You're fun. You're right though. I should eat healthier.

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>>9584366
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>>9584711
Please be healthy of body that you be healthy of mind that you be healthy of spirit that you be healthy of body that you be healthy of mind that you be healthy of spirit.

>>9584699
:)

>>9584364
>ideas win and emotions lose
Are we talking about 4chan?

>>9584728
Thank you for reaffirming my beliefs. Love is all we need!

Fags get out. This is a Muslim board.

>>9584756
>>/pol/
>>/x/
>>/v/

>>9584775
Go be a fag somewhere else.
I am 100% sure no one wants to catch AIDS from your cooking.

>>9584735
Yeah. Most ideas are stupid. We can rule those out pretty quick. The rest are something to give some thought to. Maybe it changes your way of thinking. No matter what those other ideas are, they help you grow as a person and protects the people who put them forth. For example "fuck jews and niggers". Digging into what they think was interesting but ultimately stupid. I am glad that they can put forth those ideas though.

>>9583785
>or husband if you're old
Bitch I'm only 22 and I just got engaged.

I'm single

>>9583977
The majority of /ck/ is female

>>9585717
LIES

>>9585616
enjoy your divorce

>>9585616
Enjoy your bitter divorce in a few years.

>>9585749
no.

>>9585777
>>9585774
enjoy never getting married, or loved for that matter

>>9585855
Enjoy getting traded in for the new model in a few years when he gets bored of you, little miss cuckquean

>>9585855
I WILL

>>9585873
Oh no, in that case she will get half of what he'll ever earn and be able to pursue a partner that actually loves her!

>>9584696

LONDON

can someone please post the pic of the old dude sipping milk (i think)
i've been looking for it but can't find it

>>9583785
BLEACHED

>>9584366
I haven't been following CWC lately, what is he/she/xir up to?

>>9583785
He praises my skills and makes wishes for special occasions, sometimes he helps me with cooking. After 5 years of "helping" his skills have improved and he can make almost anything by himself except maybe pastry and cake

>>9586503
Adorable

I don't have a boyfriend or husband

>>9586875
;_;7

>>9584410
>girl boards are friendly boards

Okay. Ever taken a trip to /cgl/ and their endless, catty infighting and attempting to knock prolific cosplayers down? The cosplayers deserve it too because they're arrogant, retarded cunts who think they're way better than they actually are.

/ck/ is not majority female. It's in the same ballpark as boards like /fa/, a lot of axewounds come to partake but it's still male dominated.

>>9585934
timestamp

>>9585717
most women today can't cook. literally every women i have dated can barely boil hot water

>girls on /ck/
Go away. Ive met one of yourr kind and bitch is fucking crazy.

>>9587007
>I know the demographic of an anonymous image board
Cretin.

>>9584696
Blue board

>>9583785
My partner is more knowledgeable and have more cooking experience but I'm really good at improvising, improving upon recipes, combining tastes and shit like that so we complement each other nicely.

>>9584261
>trans """""girl"""""

>>9585616
>not getting married right out of highschool
old hag lol

>>9584261
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>>9588576
Kill yourself, /utg/ fag mutant kike samefag

>>9585717
Where does this meme come from?

>>9588576
>most women today can't cook. literally every women i have dated can barely boil hot water
Uhuh, most women being coastal America only. You realise not everyone is American? I can cook, every woman in my family can cook, almost all my friends as well

>>9589354
>tfw no family of hometrained cooks gf

>>9589340
Facts

>>9589376
I don't understand why this narrative is pushed so hard

>>9589426
I don't understamd why 1 or 2 guys try to imply there are a lot of men on /ck/

>>9589426
because its funny

>>9589340
its not a meme when its the truth

>>9589718
>a meme cannot be true
Get a load of this newfag.

SO loves my cooking, and I taught him how to cook, so it's quickly become a shared hobby. He loves reading /ck/ with me, too.
>>9584182
this is true, but there's been femanons here since the start.

>>9584410
>pretty friendly board
lol no it isn't, people tell each other to commit suicide over minute disagreements/mistakes and threads are derailed by /pol/ or /r9k/shit like 85% of the time. most of the smaller special-interest boards aren't nearly as hostile. hell, even /int/ is friendlier and handles what should be much more sensitive subject matter.
>It's a pretty friendly board as far as this site goes.
oh babe...if you think friendliness correlates to female presence, you need to check out /cgl/ or the girlchan

I am straight, so I don't have a bf, but if I had one, he'd be so happy we'd probably have sex every night.

>>9583785
He likes my cooking, he tries to get me to cook for his family and friends all the time. Says it's better than his mom's. I have even been able to teach him a few things! He no longer cooks everything on XTREME HIGH heat!

Fossil here.

My husband always tells our sons that my cooking was one of the big reasons why he married me. The first dinner I cooked for him was fresh made spaghetti, marinara sauce and italian meatballs with a fresh salad and garlic bread. We were just starting out, so we were on a budget, but he loved not only the quality of everything, he loved the mountain sized portion he got...he knew he'd never go hungry.

Our oldest son says "You're the world's best cooker" I know that's not the case, but I'm bretty gud.

>>9591337
d'awww, that's adorable. it seems like a lot of us here had shit cooks for parents, so it's nice that you're bucking the trend.

>>9590769
>SO
Ow christ, that makes me remember that forum for women where they had all these retarded acronyms like DHB (dearest husband). You can see the crazy through the cracks.

>he loves reading /ck/ with me

>honey, he cuts his spaghetti, call him a faggot
>sure, ill upload this smug anime girl with it as well
>y-yeah, thats so nice
>what is it, why are you crying
>I dont know, I just feel so happy right now, I want to post on 4chan with you forever
>I love you too

>>9591337
You imported meatballs from Italy?

>>9583785
He can't cook, so he's always relying on me to do it. I've always been the one to cook in my family, so I'm pretty confident in my skills. He's really appreciative, though I think I have a lot to learn. I love cooking for him, but think any self-respecting person should know how to cook. He can make maybe 4 dishes now, which is a great start. Trying to get him to learn more.

>>9583790
This
We have a lot of fun cooking together too

>>9584510
Oh shit i know that drinking game. Take a shot whenever you're feeling sad.

This boards mod is such a reddit faggot

>>9592832
you need to be less sensitive.

I'm a mexican woman. My husband and his family love my cooking. I cook authentic mexican food from the northern parts of Mexico, and my mother in law taught me to make hand made tortillas and God tier salsas from the city of mexico. I really like cooking food from different parts of the world.

>>9589354
i'm not american, i'm german. out of all women i dated, from various countries, just one knew how to cook, the rest didn't even know how to make a soup.

the only women in my family that can cook are my grandmother and mother, every other chick i know has no clue. all the dudes i know on the other hand know how to cook. really, i can't think of one guy that i know that can't cook

>>9589314
>Kill yourself, /utg/ fag mutant kike samefag
reality hurts, stay mad