/ck/ - Food & Cooking

https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69/videos

>>9575919
I thought she deleted her stuff.

>>9575919
I've been looking for Marie for a long time

>>9575919
Glad you saved this, what an absolute culinary treasure. Here a summary of my thoughts:

>"fresh basil" that looks like spinach
>six or sevem leaves, huh? Looks like one
>"large onion"
>"you can use any oil you choose as long as it's vegetable oil or canola"
>my god why
>that 1/16 of a tsp "garlic" powder
>holy fuck this camerawork, I feel sick and drunk
>that 1/16 of a tsp of garlic powder (again I guess)
>that 1/64 tsp of canned black pepper
>why wasn't this being heated up already?
>metal table spoon
>"people may think my sauce has a great deal of oil, and it does"
>"but you can remove it! but it's the OIL that gives it the taste™"
>"now I wash the onion"
>Is that a dull-tip steak knife she's using?
>great chop
>into the cold oil???
>here comes the spinach again
>"now I have to wash the garlic"
>burns the fuck out of that oil mixture
>AND THEN SHE STRAINS IT. THIS IS A RECIPE FOR 'FLAVORED' OIL AND CANNED TOMATO SAUCE
>"it's cooked al dentie" I'll bet it is, Marie
>how did she get this nice house? I would die for that kitchen
>goddamn she has created a genuine trailer-trash meal
>cameraman redeems himself by showing that horrific oily mixture
>thanks marie & lisa

>>9576608
Lol do more

>>9576659
Where's the 2nd video? Is it for meatballs?

>>9576659
Not mine, but a classic for this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw

Here is a list of my favorite things about this video:
1 - The title.
2 - His opening phrase, "Hello Wildcats".
3 - The way you can gently hear him breathing as he opens the can of chilli.
4 - The way he punctures the base of the chilli can after he turns it upside down to release the pressure...the tell tale signs of a man only too used to opening canned meals, for one.
5 - The way he seems incapable of looking at the camera as he speaks. I can feel his shame...and I enjoy it.
6 - The way the camera shows us a close up of the food spinning in the microwave, for ten seconds.
7 - "You gotta be careful because the cheese sauce is...really hot aaand, the chilli is...hot also"
8 - The sound of the cheese being scooped out of the jar. Almost perverse.
9 - The way he so pathetically attempts to mix the cheese sauce together with the chilli sauce. Couple o' swirls...at'll do it...
10 - His face at 02:01 as he so desperately attempts to open the bag which almost....almost, beats him.
11 - "This will run you about six bucks, but when you figure that it will feed anywhere from three to six people, it will only cost you a dollar, or two dollars per person"
12 - His sign off at the end, and his shame.

>>9576167
>jakatak69
lmao is that seriously his username?

>>9575919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tE44ql5fVU
skip to 2:16

>>9576738
Is this satire?

>>9576760
it's because he likes to have sex in the 69 position
can you really blame him?

>>9575919
>lower your flame to approximately 3
does anyone know how to do this? I can't seem to get my flame below a solid 4 and a half without it dropping back down to 0

>>9576785
no, he used to work at a college and made some videos about how to cook on a student budget.
He is depressed in every video and he's dead now.

>>9576785
Sadly it is not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofoCaMU8wBY

>>9576788
It doesn't work with metric flame units

>>9576787
>keeps the food stationary
>moves his entire body to the food instead of bringing the food to his mouth
truly an artist

>>9576790
>he's dead now

>>9576797
The clearest sign of low iq

>>9576738
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6513300/
>Box Office
>Budget: $1 (estimated)

>>9576794
Do you happen to know the conversion formula from metric to the American system?

>>9576738
>>9576785
>>9576790

>>9576800

Just wait until you learn about his felony rape conviction(s)

>>9576738
damn, that made me kinda sad

>>9576812
>>9576813
huh

>>9576738
>chips on a plate

>>9575919
Why does she have so many bananas?

>>9576813
Is it a cooking thing or a show host thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ3i_PaK3Wg

>>9576167
>tfw Jack Jr.

is maries meatball recipe still on the internet?
I'd like to do a livestream of making her sauce + meatballs

>>9576202
>>9576415
Some kind anon downloaded her vids in time and made a private playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

>>9578156
Is that mayonaisse?

>>9578181
yes, see the post below yours

>>9578397

I've never seen the meatball one before

>generic ground beef, garlic, onion powder and S&P "own recipe"
>all those fucking bread crumbs
>throwing out the ground beef because it touched the counter
>wala

I'm dead

there is another video that was taken down of this OBESE walmart tier hillbilly family and the mom was making "cheese cake lasagna"
and it was a whole casserole dish full of king sized kitkats layered with premade cheesecake filling
her fat daughter kept eating the kitkats and her fat husband questioned her about what she was making, and she got incredibly defensive about it

it's currently my white whale
have this sacrifice to the white trash gods in the meantime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtGvJ_qd7Aw
>tfw you will never be so obese that you have to drive your entire vehicle IN to a restaurant and up to the counter

>>9578470
>she put the meatballs into cold oil and brought it all up to temperature together

>>9578485

>when she looks over at the camera seductively after admitting that she likes small to medium size balls and is PLOP-ing jumbo sized meatballs onto the plate

>>9576608
What's wrong with washing onions? It helps to peel them under running water since the skin clings less to the onion.

>>9578660
>since the skin clings less to the onion
Just peel the skin off along with the outermost layer of the onion, it all comes off in two seconds without any trouble at all. Nobody can be that poor that he can't afford to throw away a single onion layer. That first layer is often quite dirty, rotten or mouldy too.

>>9578672
It seems like this isn’t enough of an argument against washing onions.

>>9578682
Washing is only necessary when you are actually trying to remove only the papery dry skin and nothing else to "preserve" as much of the onion as possible. Peeling just the brown paper skin is a gigantic pain in the ass and takes ages. Just try what I recommended and you will have perfectly peeled and totally clena onions in a couple of seconds, no washing needed. Nor would it even make any sense, since the onion is totally clean beneath the peeled off outermost layer.

>>9578702
You still haven't demonstrated what's actually wrong with washing them.

>>9578702
There you go, you’ve just proved there is a reason to wash onions, great job.

>>9578660
>>9578702
>not chopping your onions with the slap chop

>>9575919
https://youtu.be/pTktL2P0OMA

>>9576816
he's a convicted sex offender so enjoy his depression because he deserves it

>>9576791
Why the hell did he put the plastic knife in the bowl before microwaveing it?

>>9576738
>the slow zoom at the end
my fucking sides

>>9576738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs
fuck sake, the goddamn music in this one

>>9576790
He's a student in these videos, believe it or not. This was a project for class.

>>9578945
They're screaming his name in torment

>>9578966
>steeeeeeven, steeeeveen
>why don't you call steeeeven
>why didn't you save me steeeeveen
>you could have saved me steeeveeenn, you let me diiieee

>>9578398
would be an epic prank

>>9578945
>that inedible canned food bank spag sauce

All the Mormons I have met from Idaho are middle class family people who know how to cook, but this makes me think somewhere in Utah they have concentration camps for all the retards, losers and sex offenders

>>9576167
Cant stand that fatass bible thumpin dunce.

>>9578470

I, too this day, can not fathom why she through half the ground meat away.

>>9579244
Then you should go back to reddlit.

>>9579249
Because of the "microbes"

>>9575919
WE NEED MOTOR OIL EGGS

>>9579357

those are some serious fucking microbes if they can survive being fried

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfMfX7NnKVg

>>9576816
>damn, that made me kinda sad
Try this version on for size:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSmM00YekMc

Nobody posted the Flip carbonara yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>9576791
That plastic knife is so floppy after he left it in the bowl. I like he subtly moves it out of view after he realized what he did.

>>9579871

>adding oil to pasta water
>rinsing pasta
>hot dog "carbonara"
>metal utensils in nonstick pot
>processed american slices
>that grudging nod from the taste tester as he eats it directly from the plastic tupperware container it was served in

>no one has posted Henry
c'mon boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8

>>9579919
It's not real cringe when it's intentional. It's still funny, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjuU_qgLNds

>>9579005
he had a stroke and has made no effort to change his life from the looks of it

>>9580031
Not true. He said he thought the stroke was caused by caffeine and he quit that.
He also had some snakeoil salesman test his water when he started getting kidney stones.

I don't see what else could have caused health issues for this obese retard so he obviously did good.

>>9580071
didnt he even make a vid about the stroke?

>>9580080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>>9576775

They grabbed it because its has weed in it and their high and thats funny because weed is funny , funny weed haha.

Now stop being an OCD faggola.

>>9578398
Yep.

part 1 https://youtu.be/HRoiDBkPcy0
part 2 https://youtu.be/82tObHzzFT8

>>9575919
What happened to her channel? Did the microbes get her?

>>9578945
>the music that raises and lowers in volume, just when you think it's fading out it comes back even louder
>grabs glass bowl of boiling water with his bare hand
>drains pasta in a way that looks like he's just pouring it on the floor

It's like a Tim and Eric skit

>>9579856
God fucking damn that was hard to watch

>>9576791
>20 minutes in the microwave
I'm suprised the whole meal doesn't glow uranium yellow

>>9579938
That was fucking amazing

>>9580432
couldn't handle the mean youtube comments

>>9578485
What's wrong with that?

>>9578473

Is it this video anon? It's been dubbed over, though.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2sakiy

>>9581645
when frying your food in preheated oil it doesn't actually take on much of the oil because of the leidenfrost effect. Thats why foods become crispy but not greasy, but when you put your food in cold oil its just sitting there soaking up grease

>>9581721
Interesting. Thank you.

>>9578946
now it's even sadder,
>>9576812
I've had friends that had false accusations of that crime, so I wont judge since it's easy for some one to lie and turn the world against you.

>>9580427
>Melt the coconut
fucking what?

>>9576787
https://youtu.be/UUvYcUbxzYI
god damn I hate this fat fuck

>>9575919
In shock. Can't even type correct.
That poor woman.
I'm sure she's nice, but holy fuck

>>9578945
Mormons are pedophile creeps>>9578966

>>9579424
https://youtu.be/YMjTr2vLKzY

there you go peepoo

>>9582967
HAI PEE POO :DDD

>>9575919
Does cooking onions and garlic like that even flavor the oil at all? I know she burned the fuck out of it, but what is she even trying to do? WHY DOES SHE STRAIN IT?

>>9578946
Fuck dude... This and felony conviction... And that he might be dead... I.... I want to join him now.

>>9582967
Holy fucking shit

>>9581721
Is it really because of the leidenfrost effect? I think it's just because the high temperature is cooking the outside much faster than the inside and thus the outside becomes harder and more 'together' than the spacious inside.

>>9583094
yeah man, the bubbles that come up during frying is the water evaporating

>>9582967
has Scotland finally gone too far?

>>9579856
What the fuck are they doing in this place?

>>9579856
I thought they trained them before putting them on that station. Guess not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7CU6IlHyeM

>>9578470
PLOP

>>9580427
>If you're strong enough, you can fly

Who has the vertical of that anon who actually made "Marie sauce"? That's /ck/ comedy gold.

>>9581039
I feel bad for her

>>9581039
Weren't comments turned off for like a year before she deleted the videos, though?

>>9576797
Jack's ability to fuck up at doing literally everything is truly inspiring.

>>9584373
she deserves it. Her recipes are a disgrace not only to italian cuisine but to cooking in general
>>9584403
she was short sighted by not producing more content, she could make a lot of money with people tuning in to watch her think she knows how to cook

>>9582967
>Tfw proper rashers are impossible to find in my country

>>9582967
I honestly cannot understand how the oil gets that black. even if she's used butter which burned, it shouldn't become this black

>>9584470
she says something about cleaning it the day before.... so... does... does anyone clean oil?
I assume she meant her pan, so maybe she didn't clean it very well and it was just cast iron seasoning suspended in oil

>>9584007
>Bacon
That's fucking ham you dense bitch

>>9584007
Jesus christ this fucking abomination

>>9575919
she reminds me of someone who is always purposely difficult and always wants to speak to the manager

>>9579856
eh this really wasn't that bad. she's clearly not been doing it for a long time but all the techniques she was using were pretty normal, main problem was that the griddle was cold.

>>9584479
Yeah but christ isn't the seasoning supposed to stay attached to the metal ?

>>9584488
this is a magical creature with just its head above the water, the rest of it's body is submerged as it swims
the orange part is its horn and there's a matching one on the other side as well, they are hollow and work as ears by acting as resonation chambers for sound
you will notice the fur on the end of it shout looks like a mustache which gets longer as the creature gets older

>>9578118
That was hilarious, watched the whole thing. Thanks friend

>>9576608
haha wow! Now I don't even need to watch the video!

>>9584470
It's the pan. Tons of shit burnt onto it and never cleaned.

>>9579856
Tfw no bad at cooking at Asian gf

>>9583780
She is from Yorkshire you fucking knob

>>9584481
I guess it could be the shite the Brits call bacon. Or "rashers".
Much as I love an English breakfast I will never be comfortable with their awful replacement for proper bacon.

>>9579856
Wtf was the point of this?

>>9584782
how wrong you are

>>9584798
That's way too pink to be rashers

>>9583780
>>9584782
Sheffield.

>>9584805
>ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS

>>9584891
Maybe. It's horribly wrong either way.

>>9579856
Just for the sake of it:
Cutting with a metal knive on a metal surface can't be good, can it?

>>9578473
Simply Sara

I don't know if you should thank me for that

>>9579856
Everything is cold in the end

>>9584313
Boom.

>>9578473
>>9581648
I remember that. Yeah, the incredibly caloriedense food is bad enough but what really stuck with me was the fact that she was sitting down. Sitting down while cooking just irks me I guess.

>>9584514

"this isn't your traditional macaroni salad"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>9585668

lmfao what a shit recipe

>>9585668
Perhaps God too lives in fear of what He has created.

>>9576608
>>holy fuck this camerawork, I feel sick and drunk
Alright so it's not just my hangover that makes me want to puke, thanks anon.

>>9579249
I still think the two videos are parody. I remember they had a website too.

>>9585982
I really think it was just her son/daughter experimenting with camera work or a cooking show for a school project.

>>9585982
she is like Jack, she made a walmart sauce and wanted to market it via youtube

she just knew when to dip

Be sure to share on Facebook and social media!

>>9586176
415 oz of Tomato Sauce. That's a lotta sauce.

Boys, you've really outdone yourselves this time. Bravo.

>>9586212
Fixed

>>9586212
UU
UU

>>9578118
this guy is amazing

>>9578398
whipped mayo

>>9578118
>cinnamon ice cream!
>mhm it is cinnamon

>>9578118
fucking lol, this is gold
>if my 12 pound dog fits in my roaster, will a 12 pound turkey?
>take the dog out first, lady

>>9585839
I want to puke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1OLMe7DobU

>>9586705
the chef /ck/ deserves

>>9585839

>>9575919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

classic cooking with retards.

>>9576738
oh my god that zoom in at the end

>>9587668
it's fake

>>9585668
Thanks, I needed a good laugh. That fucking gets me every time.

>>9584514
You okay there, Anon?

>>9585839
Imagine if you had to sit down and eat that, imagine a person behind you jabbing you in the back of the head with the barrel of a loaded gun and telling you; " you *huuh" havta "wheese" ea' dis *woosh" or i're *wheese* kill you" while you stare helplessly at a plate of pure diabetes.

>>9584514
I can see it

>>9578118
>I know you're sitting at home saying, "Agnes I wonder if he can roll a pie crust." Well it's none of your business
God damn, not even a minute in and I'm in stitches

>>9584007
That is honestly one of the worst things I have seen.

>>9576608
What's wrong with having a metal tablespoon?

>>9579856
Despite her poor skills, this video was very relaxing for me.

>>9581648
I just did the math for that bullshit and it comes out to 9378 calories

Holy fuck

>>9579856
sweet merciful fuck she mangled that steak

>>9588991
Just doesn't seem ideal for stirring an 8qt pot of tomato sauce

>>9585839
"make sure it's 'corporated"

>>9576738
this guy is a registered sex offender.
http://www.sexoffendersarchive.com/offender/view/308983

>>9590631
oh thank god, I thought you were referencing a ja/ck/post

>>9575919

https://youtu.be/9sgF97c6DZk

Makes you want to go to prison just to learn more culinary treats.

This meal is served with a heaping side of Hepatitis and a sprinkle of various STD's.

>>9575919

https://youtu.be/p2LYzeIEz5c

Easy Fish Tacos with the Short Order Chef.

Sienna is a Primordial Dwarf who has a "normal" identical twin.
She is profoundly deaf, nearly blind and had severe learning disabilities.
Everything you look for in a food handler.

>>9590784
how do you actually get your fingers inside your mouth when trying to eat
fuck

>>9591168
dont be a dick anon.

im not gonna laugh at some chick with disabilities. jack and marie, sure. not this

>>9591168
She's cute. I wish her all the best.

>>9591218
but Jack is a stroke survivor and has elephantiasis of the penis

>yeah but he cooks things too juicy
ok ok fair enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mak0UTH56Q

This fat retard used like 3 pounds of butter in this recipe

>>9591258
food looks good thougj. i dont mind him. much better than the other munchies douche bags

>>9575919
I completely forgot what a fucking crazy person Marie is and that she considers that “Italian”.
>literally strains out the onions and pours the oil into the warmed up canned sauce
>cutting onions and garlic like that
>”Italian homemade”
Jesus Christ

>>9575919
Didn't we decide that OP's vid was a tutorial, likely created by a culinary institute, on what NOT to do?

>>9591325
no, some scrubs came up with a theory and other plebs, such as yourself continue to push it
are the scrubs and plebs the same people? it is entirely possible

plop

>>9585839
do you think she knows what a salad is?

>>9585839
>one can of condensed milk and a cup of sugar
but why?

>>9591168

lmao at your summary but honestly good for her, looks like she is having fun

>>9585839
if the condensed milk wasn't sweetened as well I could get down with this

>>9591332
its a sound assumption. she does fuck up literally everything possible in the video and the video itself is shot fairly professionally otherwise.

>>9591401
Are you actually calling that camera work "professional"

>>9591401
>>9591405
fuck I just watched it again and that camerawork is pretty bad. the lighting is decent though.

>>9591401
the camera is high quality, the camera work is horrible

>>9575919
ITS BACK!

Why are 95% of women so bad at cooking? Even the ones who wasted their money going to culinary school?

Thought they were the ones that were tasked with preparing food for thousands of years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaNSXKINauI

>>9591470
you thought cooking skills were affected by lamarckian evolution?

>>9575919

https://youtu.be/-h6ToaL6Qg8

This always makes me laugh.
The recipe is great.
I always expect him to clutch his chest and die on camera.

>>9591470
>she put it back in the marinade bowl after it cooked

>>9591625
this actually looks good though.

>>9591625
looks like that pizza roll outta cut back on the gravy

>>9578397
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

thank you for posting this link anon

>>9585025
>>9585839
>>9586690
>>9587641
>>9588019
>>9590549
>>9591336
>>9591358
>>9591394
Reminder: Simply Sara is in her 20s.

>>9592260
Ah!

>>9592260
Holy shit.

>>9584007
how does this now have more replies, even jack wouldn't make something so vile

>>9591258
And remember, this is a guy who's already had a heart attack and continues to eat like that.

>>9587668
F

>>9587862
No it's not.

>>9593786
Good.

>>9578397
those meatballs sure are tasty
>"It'sa quite a simple recipe"
>87 percent ground beef only
>spread "very evenly"
>I was my hands so I don't transfer microbes onto the spices *proceeds to dump spices on the meat"
>dumps onion powder like a b-52 dumping napalm on a Vietnamese village
>followed by the "garlic powder"
>ads 1/16th of a tsp of pepper
>that tasty ounce of salt
>that "plain canned bread crumbs"
>4 whole eggs
>don't forget to crack on a paper towel
>don't forget to transfer to a cup before pouring in the bowl
>Not too many shells :)
>Don't forget to wash ur hands
>WA LA!
>"now that is what ur not supposed to do" *throws away half of the fucking meat*
>just add more bread crumbs :)) they will save the day
>it's only a "little wet"
>you can transfer "counter microbes"
>*stirs with metal spoon*
>*wash hands*
>*then uses fucking hands*
>make the meat bwalls, I like mine small to medium ;))
>make it into a baaalll.. PLOP!
>"don't miss the dish"
>"they like my distribution"
>"I'm gonna fry the meatballs, souse richer"
>side angle shows how fat she is
>that "inch and a half of coldish oil filled with basil, and onion"
>just PLOP those meatballs in the cold oil
>fry then at low flame :))
>*wash hands*
>shows that beautiful "golden brown" oil soaked mince
>don't forget the sausage soaking in the warm oil
>"Ah perfectly cooked MMMMMM :)))"
>camera pans to show those beautiful oil soaked, "meatballs"

>>9585839
https://www.youtube.com/user/junklovers/videos
she is still with us and her cooking seems to have gotten better

>>9591496
Shit bro you got me

>>9590784


WHY DOES HE ALWAYS BITE IT FROM THE SIDE FOR FUCK SAKE

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS PUT HIS FINGERS IN HIS MOUTH

HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP EATING A SANDWICH FOR FUCK SAKE

>>9576738
>Liquified, emulgated cheese in a fucking jar
There's someone, anyone on this planet that is proud of serving that to the general public.

>>9591168
This is funny as fuck I wish more people would film the family spastic

>>9594558
Instead of just letting him post edgy comments on 4chan?

>>9594088
She still should be shot but it looks like the trolling might have helped her

>>9594572
kek.
Genuinely laughed.

>>9594572
lol that's actually pretty funny tripfag but some of us enjoy different flavours.
You like joe rogan and I like gore
Potato tomato

>>9594612
>tripfag
No trip there, retard.

>>9594612
>tripfag
>no tripcode
Lurk Moar.

>>9594612
>tripfag

>>9585025
You should have your ass kicked for that. With her foot.

>>9594612
>tripfag
Utter Retard.
Point and laugh everyone.

>>9592260
I hate to think about what her parents were feeding her

>>9578118
I watched this guy as a kid until sex abuse scandals knocked him right off the air http://articles.latimes.com/2004/jul/10/local/me-smith10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0AgZYhWG_g

iJustine makes me want to gouge my eyes out, anyone else????

>>9595175
Eh. She's not the most obnoxious youtube personality out there.

>>9594612
>trip
lmao
Lurk moar

>>9578945
>>9580475
>>grabs glass bowl of boiling water with his bare hand
and he didn't even flinch, he's so jaded that burning his hand only warrants a "it's hot" comment

>>9582967
>not cooking the bacon first and then using that fat to fry the eggs
>cooking food in rotten used oil in a dirty cast iron skillet
i like how i can only understand 70% of what she's saying

>>9592260
And she'll most likely be dead before 35 judging by how she gets winded just from standing up.

>>9595175
Yeah, fuck that dumb cunt. She doesn't even know what ingredients she was using!

>>9584007
>the dogs barking in the background
>making some sort of canned nightmare soup product
>the music louder than the commentary
>every other word is garbled english
This is art. This captures the human condition in 2017 better than any faggy Vice documentary about the 3rd world. Everything about this screams modernity in the most base way possible. It's beautiful.

>>9585668
That much canola oil in one recipe should be illegal

>>9585839
>JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SALT
>dumps like 2 tablespoons over it
There is something about watching poor/stupid people do things that is just so infuriating and sad at the same time. She's monster levels of obese too which makes it all the worse. When she tries it and starts describing the flavors and textures i got that same feeling when you see a homeless person shitting in a gutter. Like an upset melancholy type pf feel. Why do these people exist

>>9582967
Death is a deliverance from this pain

>>9584798
>>9584481
Carbonara calls for pancetta. You can't substitute it with "BACON" or bologna or whatever and still call it carbonara... I mean, you can, but don't put that shit on YouTube.

>>9575919
I refuse to believe she's ever chopped an onion before in her life.

>>9582967
I like Kay, she clearly likes what she does and enjoys sharing it with us so stop being fags. Treat ja/ck/ like shit, not Kay.

>>9578118

>"Let's put a little garnish on there. It's got to have something. How about some dead parsley, ugh."

This fucking guy.

>>9578397
>uh... yeah sure, honey, you are an excellent cook
>what's that? oh... um... yes.... you could definitely make some... great... cooking tutorials for the youtubes

If someone in her family was just honest enough to tell her that her food is shit she could at least learn better.

>>9578712
I rinse mine after peeling too.

>>9592260

source?

>>9575919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek

>T H R E E
>O U N C E S
>O F
>B O U R B O N

>>9575919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFrxVT-FJM&index=48&list=PLAZLMzEmBhwO6w2YoCXVv8E8Gmy1wcFBq

Everything on here is wrong and disgusting.

>>9594036
Yeah what the fuck is her deal with the distribution thing? Does she think that's a unique thing she goes for?

>>9585668

I wonder if this is the only person that actually tried this recipe

>>9575919
Do Americans really wash their onions?

>>9596621
Apparently even some /ck/ users do this

>>9596621
My mom did it and she's a nip. She says that the water helps suppress the onion vapors from making you cry. I'd think her slanty eyes would do the job so I don't really trust that.

>>9596409
>using absolute trash "bourbon"
>pours twice as much as stated
>spills everywhere
>dat perky personality tho

somehow, her cheery "i'm trying my best" attitude is endearing enough to make me look past the atrocious drink she just made (and the mess). It sort of makes her more attractive in my eyes, because she's obviously just interested in making me (the audience) happy.

The poor girl just needs some guidance...and some stern "discipline" to set her straight. She's got potential.

>>9596409
>smashes a whole orange slice and cherry into the bottom
>pours in a metric fuckton of bourbon
>doesnt even use an old fashioned glass

>>9596409
She overdid it with the bitters.

>>9596409

>>9596439
You know you have a problem when every action warrants a wheeze.

>>9596760
Jim Beam is hardly hitting the level of trash possibilities.

>>9596920
Yeah, that really didn't live up to the high-energy intro.

>>9582967
Pls no

Nice thread

>>9596439
The sound of that bitches spoon drove me to the edge of insanity.

>>9584007
God damn why are Flips the absolute worst when it comes to cooking carbonara.

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

>>9576800

https://billiongraves.com/grave/Steven-Eugene-Reed/6467116

The month of birth is off by 8 months but the rest of the numbers add up as with the general location.

>>9576738
>everyone acting like this is new
this was spamed here for like a fucking year. GET OFF MY BOARD NEWFAGS REEEEEE

Good thread boys, let's pack it up

>>9579871
I sent this video to my flip gf after seeing it in one of these threads, I figured she'd think it was funny. I didnt comment about it so she got confused and thought I was saying I wanted it. so that weekend she cooks this at her house and brings it over in tupperware. The only difference is the end product was slighlty pink from the red hot dogs she used. I was a little nervous since she watched me eat it, but it was actually not bad.
mfw

>>9598807
send her the maries authentic italian meatballs recipe next

>>9596760
>jim beam is trash
jesus youre a faggot.

>>9578118
Remember you go to jail if you cook the ribs too fast

>>9594915
Yeah, a real shame. I only hope it wasn't true but who knows. It really destroyed his TV career, though.

>>9576738

Is that Rich Evans?

>>9582967
Shes drunk so this one makes sense.

>>9584007
That's the worst English I have ever heard in my entire life.

>>9591401
>shot fairly professionally
I got vertigo just from watching the damn thing

>>9596409
I'd let her mash me up

>>9591470
Don't go to school here. She just poisoned whoever had to eat that crap. Also she isn't a chef.

>>9591401
The camerawork is worse than the fucking cooking, man.

Was this posted already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s37u_o-pJzQ&list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac&index=1

>The secret ingredient is aggs

>>9584514
I see it, thanks anon

>>9590549
gotta corporated

>>9599229
Some real ground breaking stuff

>>9579871
she sounds cute.

>>9581648
Simply Sara Macaroni Salad is a good one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_eC-s-b-zw

Jesus christ

>>9575919
i thought middle aged white women knew how to cook. wtf

>>9596409
BEST bartender with tits EVER

>>9600033
i'm so glad i never watched TV growing up

>>9596439
>2 sticks of butter for her sauce alone
Pretty evident why just talking gets her winded.

>>9600033
IT'S YA GIRL CATHY MITCHELL

>>9601862
THIS PAN IS INFUSED WITH THE POWER OF RED COPPER

>>9585839
this is just sad, I can't even joke about it

>>9584514
It's beautiful anon :')

>>9586705
That's kinda adorable actually.

>>9591168
>Sienna is a Primordial Dwarf
>google primordial dwarfism
>It is rare for individuals affected by primordial dwarfism to live past the age of 30

Let her have fun anon don't be a dick :(

>>9600033
>ramen hummus

>>9591168
>>9602061
>Primordial Dwarf
why does this sound like an obscure and powerful D&D race?

>>9591168
Id eat her fish taco ;)

>>9596055
Carbonara calls for guanchale, mate.

>>9578088
She doesn't. It's three hands.

>>9591218
>>9591233
>>9591386
>>9602061
>so many white knights
disgusting

>>9598826
Jim beam is fucking garbage.

if you wash onions or garlic you're a literal retard

>>9585839
I have no words to adequately describe my disgust.

>>9584007
>that squelch and plop as it comes out of the can

>>9579856
START EATING BRO ITS GETTING COLD FUCKK
ITADAKEMASU!!!

>>9591125
He's a professional skateboarder

>>9596760
You like incompetent girls because they're childish and nonthreatening. Be careful, a lot of girls who act like that are actually deceptively smart and will fuck your shit up.

>>9584007
Fucking disgusting. Every single ingredient came out of a box or a can.

>>9578945
>the hesitant extra '0' press on the microwave

how is this not satire

the production values are too high for this level of awkward silliness, its the epitome of "difficulty" humor like in tim and eric or whatever

>>9578118
i miss this golden age of pbs morning cooking shows

>>9603405
I wouldn't call them "deceptively smart", but yes, a lot of them are very predatory and only keep that "childish" air so they can more consistently and effectively coil men around their little fingers. Y'know, like they just did to >>9596760

>>9596409
what did she mean by this

>>9594236
>WHY DOES HE ALWAYS BITE IT FROM THE SIDE FOR FUCK SAKE
its a hot meme, i see hipsters do this all the time

>>9575919
I really don't give a shit, m8.

>>9584007
>>9579871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs

>>9585839
you gotta keep em corporated
AY AYYY we don't mind
my chin is 80 pounds because I eat this all the time
AY AYYYYYY
Mac - a - ron - AYY

>>9603405
>t. roastie

>>9603545
I'm sorry. Which part of that looked like high production values?

>>9600158
ever heard of a roux you dumb fuck

>>9603545
I'm sorry. Which part of that looked like high production values?

>>9603582
That album is older than the average person 4chan now. Where did all that time go?

>>9603604
You don't need 2 full sticks of butter for roux, you fat fucker.