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9581079 No.9581079 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>be 18
>never have the urge to drink coffee
>suddenly crave for a good coffee
>get cappucino
>tastegood.jpeg
>order another one
>that makes two
>go home
>take a piss
>smells like coffee for minutes
>whatthefuck.exe

Is this normal?

>> No.9581082

>>9581079
What

>> No.9581084

No, you have the AIDS. I'm so sorry.

>> No.9581087

>>9581079
that means you have kidney failure. The kidneys filter out the coffee smell from your piss, when they are working properly.

>> No.9581096

Dude you need to hydrate more often.

>> No.9581109

>>9581087
Okay anon... you are scaring me.

>> No.9581142

>>9581109
Pretty sure the natural acids contained in coffee, which you should have been immunized to, have burned through your kidneys. Rest in peace

>> No.9581170
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9581170

>>9581142
Okay anon, this isn't fucking funny anymore desu.

>> No.9581183

>>9581170
Just go to a doctor, people can survive for quite a while with faulty kidneys, upwards of a few weeks.

>> No.9581188

>>9581183
Wtf anon, i want to die now.

>> No.9581191

>>9581170
On the plus side you can drink your own piss and get a free caffeine buzz because the caffeine is passing right through you

>> No.9581194

>>9581170
He's fucking with you, but it really might be a sign of diabetes. If it was a real musky coffee smell is prob go to the doc.

>> No.9581205
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9581205

>>9581194
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEE, i can't trust you fags. I never drink coffee. I will just increase the amount of water i consume. You people telling me that i have diabetes and that i am going to fucking die. What is life?

>> No.9581213

>>9581205
Don't come crying when you go into diabetic coma.

Shouldn't have drank that coffee.

>> No.9581215

>>9581213
I will make sure to update the fucking thread when i become professor X you fucking faggot.

>> No.9581230

>>9581215
Pretty sure becoming a vegetable doesn't give brain powers

>> No.9581238

>>9581230
Wouldn't worry about that aspect, when i didn't have any to begin with. :^]

>> No.9581264

>>9581205
You're an idiot.

>> No.9581331

>>9581079
Stop biting bait, I'll give you the only real response. My piss smells like coffee whenever I drink coffee

>> No.9581590

>>9581079
Wow , your a diabetic already at age 18
Good job anon

>> No.9581622

>>9581079
my piss smells like asparagus after ingesting asparagus which means i'm a diabetic coma and I died

>> No.9581647

>>9581079
DON'T EVEN FUCKING BOTHER TO HAVE THE AUDACITY TO EVEN SUSPECT YOU COULD HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME BEFORE I HAVE HAD MY CUP OF COFFEE

>> No.9581657

my wee wee smelled like wee wee after I drank wee wee, coincidence???

>> No.9581667

>>9581657
NO

>> No.9581671

>>9581657
I once swallowed my entire urine stream and had to diarrhea. Body decided to shit the piss instead.

>> No.9581703

>>9581183
OP, I'm getting a bit worried. Go get checked ASAP.

>> No.9581722

>>9581671
>I once swallowed my entire urine stream

but why

>> No.9581729

Tip: when OP goes out of his way to mention the fact that he's 18 even when his age is totally irrelevant to the rest of his post, he's underage.

>> No.9582200

>>9581722
Science!

>> No.9582217

>>9581722
misplaced lust

>> No.9582308

>reddit and memey
kill yourself

>> No.9582915

>>9581205
Why would someone lie on the internet? OP you got super aids. Or you know just drink water.

>> No.9582938

I drink a cuppa every day and my piss never smelled like coffee. Is this an american thing?