/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9570975
no fuck you

if you miss food, or other inanimate objects that aren't people you clearly have social issues

>>9570980
Are you some fucking robot? How can it be a social issue to miss an experience like a good meal or a location like a sunny beach.

These were amazing

>>9570993
because they're just things, they don't mean shit, experiences are literally just you (a dumb bag of atoms) doing useless things that doesn't matter, or have any profound impact on anything

it's fucking useless to go out and have a stupid "good experience" when they mean literally nothing

fuck you

>>9570980
I could say you have social issues from getting this bent out of shape by someone saying they want some food again.

>>9570980
>>9571000
I think your nihilism and sudden hostility towards an OP that did nothing to provoke you is more indicative of social issues than anything else.

>>9571000
You are the one wth mental issues you dumb fuck, every one else is normal. Healthy human minds are suppose to crave foods because it is what keeps them alive. Your brain encourages you with dopamine to do things such as eat, have sex, and establish social relationships because the human race could not continue without it. If you do not get similar stimulation from such things you are a deficient human being.

>>9570975
I used to save change in the bottles, which id buy before soccer practice.

I still have an empty bottle of each label.

>>9570994
HNNNNG

>>9572413
FUCK YES. I forgot about this shit and I really remember liking it.

>>9571000
how many fedoras do you own?

>>9572299
fuck, those were good. These were my favorite though, they were out at the same time.

>>9573914

is there a difference?

>>9573914
>>9573915
step aside

>>9570975

>>9573922
>>9573944
Those look amazing.

The old peanut butter Twix with the regular cookie, not the new ones with a chocolate cookie that don't taste as good.

Plz Hershey's

>>9571000
What exactly crawled up your ass and died?

>>9574052
I can't believe this didn't catch on

>>9571000
ew

>>9571000
Who hurt you, Anon?

>>9574052
fuuck I remember my dad brought home a few boxes of these when they were discontinued. Shit was cash.

>>9572413
This makes me cry i loved this sods but people thought is was berry flavored cola

>>9571000
That's where you're wrong.
Why would you, when you know life is meaningless and nothing matters, not do that?

These unimportant things are the only thing to latch onto, so why shouldn't you?

There's no higher truth to persue, nothing of true inargueable value to gain, so whuly don't you allow some of your meaningless neurons to pump meaningless endorphins into your meaningless brain and have fun, dammit

>>9573911
Those were ungodly awful.

>>9571000

God bless and cheer the fuck up.

>>9571000
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

>>9574621

Givin' me a heart attack, bro.

>>9571000
Maybe you and I should settle this in the ring, if you think you're so tough.

>>9571000
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>9570994
These were awesome too

>>9572320
I still see these in some stores.

>>9571000
i hope you have a good Halloween and rest of the year, Anon. i love you!

This shit got me through college. Had to stop drinking it after my 4th heart attack.

r.i.p.

Fast food edition:
The Memphis BBQ Thickburger from Hardee's

Probably for the best since I had my fair share when they were selling but still

>>9572413

What was it like, lads?

>>9576583
Tasted like liquid antibiotics.

I loved banana quik when I was young. would love to buy some now a days

>>9576583
Blue raspberry type soda

The original sprite remix tasted the exact same, if you had that.

>>9570975
Best fucking ice cream I've ever eaten. FUCKING RIP

>>9576615

I remember seeing it in a gas station when I was little, and I was so excited for some reason. I saved up what little allowance my single mom would get me, with the hopes of buying it some day. When I finally went out and got it, I took one sip, spit it out, and started crying. It tasted like those banana Runts candies in liquid form.

>>9570980
>if you miss food, or other inanimate objects that aren't people you clearly have social issues
Have you never interacted with people before?

>>9573922
These are back now, but who knows for how long.

>>9571000
Why do you even bother living anymore?

>>9571000
We're reaching levels of autism not thought possible.

>>9570980
Look mate I'm just going to echo everyone else and tell you you should probably go see a psychologist

>>9571000
Dude fuck off back to watching rick and morty jesus

>>9571000
t. Dostoyevsky

>>9572320
I wish they would bring these back, man what I wouldn't do for a bottle of Rain.

Fuck, this stuff was good.

I don't know if it's discontinued, hell I don't even know if it actually tastes different than red but to me it does and I miss it.

I just want to try them one more time

>Budweiser beer
>Energy drink

Wonder why this was never a big seller?

>>9570980
take your meds

best oreo flavor ever made RIP

>>9571000

so why did you post? Rhetorical.

chili m&ms

>>9578445
What the fuck? Someone deserved to lose their job for creating this

>>9574052
not sure how these don't make a comeback, even as a summer promotion where everyone has smores flavored stuff

my uneducated guess is that they want to push the regular bars to make real smores

>>9570975
They discontinued orange lavaburst Hi-C from mcdicks in my state. I've associated this drink with the taste of mcdonalds ever since I was a kid, and now its gone.

>>9577808
These are still around they're just harder to find than Big Red.

rather not have to find a freestyle machine to get this

i need my beetus

>>9578593
I'm sure someone did lose their job. It came out back in 2004 when energy drinks were all the rage. Jager bombs and vodka & red bulls were starting to catch on. I was working at a restaurant and the beer distributor gave us a free promotional case. I tried it and it was as awful as you'd imagine. One of the managers loved it. Not sure if he really liked it or he just drank it because it wasn't coming out of his bonus. He was a short guy with a Napoleon complex, all jacked up on Ritalin and energy drinks so maybe he really did.

>>9571000
If everything is truly so meaningless then why haven't you just killed yourself yet? Not trying to be edgy this is a legitimate question because clearly there's no point in living if what you're saying is true.

>>9570994
miss u

>>9577796

Oh shit I remember that. Coffee flavored, right?

>>9578609

Get yourself some After Eights mate

>>9578604
>>9578613
Oof. Really loved these.

>>9578737
mcdonalds used to rent a drink cooler and you would get a gallon jug of concentrate orange drink. mostly for parties and family reunions. you would take everything with you and bring it back the next day. call them and see if they still offer that. just save the hi-c orange and add some to some water when you crave it
>>9574052
I bought one of these and they were one of the best candy bars ever

>>9571000
Imagine being a fucking stupid nihilist with nothing in the world, other than being an insufferable no-fun jackass, go take some prozac you fucko

>>9572503
now THIS bugs me. This seems so simple why would they ever discontinue it?

>>9577076
I'm sorry that happened to you, anon. Did you ever find a good banana flavored drink?

>>9578874
Vanilla Float Dr. Pepper was better.

>>9571000
hahahahh reddit nhilist detected

>>9573990

agreed

Fucking Rockstar cola man. It was by far my favorite /sip/ and they cancelled it.

>>9571000
WABBA LUBBA WUB DUB

>>9573990
I like both, when they brought out three new flavors, I couldn't wait to try the cookies and cream version. that was a long time ago and I forget how good it was. and I'm not sure if I tried the chocolate fudge ones

>>9577925
those huge 99cent stores have them seasonally i believe, or maybe post-season, which i assumed was a contributing factor towards their price.

>>9579650
try going to those weird clearance/novelty shops like ross, burlington coat factory, dd's discounts, etc. they always have bullshit like that

>>9577808
East Texas here, we still got big blue in the south.

>>9580832
They were seasonal but I think they got discontinued a few years ago

>>9570980
You're clearly angry at something, anon, not OP.

Perhaps shitposting isn't the best exercise for venting

>>9570994
Lovely.

>>9571000
Goddamn, you are just angry as fuck, mate.

You need some therapy, some herbal tea, a massage, the whole works. Trust me, it'll do you good.

>>9572320
Holy crap, I never knew they had this.

I'd kill for one right now.

>>9572413
>>9573911
>>9572503
>>9572320
>>9574052
>>9576520
>>9577796
>>9578613
>>9578706
>>9580831

No fuckin' way to all of these. I'm so happy that these were made, and angry at the same time I've either missed having them or never tried any of them.

I just hope there comes a food age where all the corporations bring these all back.

>>9574052

Why has god forsaken us?

I swear I used to see packs of all the flavors everywhere, and then they just vanished, I used to finish a pack in under an hour

>>9571000
Does your mom know you're on 4chan again?

sucks they didn't bring them back this year

>>9574621
You know its not gonna end bad because those dogs are smart and he knew the guy with the knife was a bro.

>>9578604
a huevo!

Never got over the loss of these.

>>9571000
you got trips and that's special

it sounds like you're sad, which is unfortunate but is also an okay thing to be. what isn't okay is being a dickass.

If experiences don't matter, then why did you care enough to post a derogatory remark, and then respond to the person who responded to you? I think the social issues remark was projection on your part, to say the least.

are you that starved for attention anon maybe you should get off the computer

>>9571000
Go outside and take a lap, retard.

>>9578552
FUCK I saw these last month at Winco and told myself I'd pick some up next time, is it too late? They looked so dope

>>9574058
boogie stop posting

>>9582934
>guyz, check out the crazy shoop I found on Rebbit!!!

>>9582969
I found it here like 2 years ago

>>9571000
I remember being 13

Being a maniac for Pringles in my youth, these things completed the snack world for me.
Why didn't millions of others feel the same, we're all victims of society.

dis was in da FB page l e l

>>9571000
When you get trips but none of your (you)s are checking you, you fucked up, anon.

But I pity you.

Check'd.

>>9571000
nihilism isn't about everything being shitty you fucking underage b&

>>9579562
we have this in the UK as standard

>>9571000
>Nothing matters, thats why i spend my time shitposting on a culinary board

These, and the KitKat bites were definitely my go-to snacks as a wee lad. The new "unwrappable" mini Reese's they have ain't worth shit for me.

They honestly should've considered bringing this back during the summer instead of that nasty half-assed Fireball B.S. If anything, they should at least bring back Holiday Spice, as long as it isn't curbstomped by another Crystal Pepsi run.

also, chicken selects from mcdonalds

>>9582969
Not everything comes from reddit believe it or not

>>9571000
>Nihilist
>Gets 000 triples
nice

>>9583214
Yeah, that's garbage. I found butterfinger bites the other day and they were perfect because I wasn't unwrapping one or half a dozen smaller bars that are half disintegrated by the time you get them out of the wrapper.

>>9582969
It was from an old lays thread where you could make your own flavor

>>9583009
That shit tastes like regular Pepsi mixed with a lemon-scented dishwashing soap.

>>9583407
>Rich European Chocolate

>>9571000
lol

>>9581405
Bro I feel you, the only flavors I can find now are bubble gum and watermelon

>>9583214
Any of those Bites are an excellent alternative to M&M's in homemade trail mix.

>>9571000
when does the bacon narwal? xD

>>9570994
>>9572299
>>9573914
>>9573915
>>9573922
>>9575098
>>9577171
>>9578706
>>9577171
Make way for the king, plens

>>9571000

You sound mad. Have some sauce, good sir!

>>9570975
The only burger worth buying at McDonalds and it's only sold for like 3 weeks a year

>>9572320

>Diet Air

Was this exclusive to China?

I think this was it

it was like 10 years ago they released one that was more sour than the normal ones

I wonder why blue raspberry soda is hard to find. it's one of the best sweet flavors and goes perfect in soda

>>9571000
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY

>>9576829
What was the hotdog made of??

>>9572413
F

>>9585740
it says ice cream and cake. so the bun looks like the cake and the hotdog must be the ice cream. some sad looking ice cream

>>9576583
like tears in rain

>>9577796
My man.

>>9571000
Hi Jim

>>9576583
It made my throat and tongue numb. I may have been allergic to something in it. But i really liked the flavor.

>>9582499
Fucking hell, these were great.

this was dangerous

They only existed for a tiny period of time, but hot damn were they good.

>>9576615
it's available in australia and some European countries probably, just import it

These were fucking god tier. Nobody appreciated them.

>>9587725
i dont think vegetable based flavors belong in american markets

>>9576583
cough syrup

>>9571000
>not something like let sleeping dogs lie
>not something like the past is an unattainable object
>instead lol nothing matters ur le atoms xD i watch biggle brick and borty
Fuck you too.

>>9583407
This is still very much a thing.

>>9576583
Kinda berry flavoured(blue raspberry?) but also very sweet with a touch of vanilla

>>9572413
Still sold in Bulgaria and Malaysia iirc

the KFC where I live used to make what is basically a big crunch with a hashbrown on it and it was pretty good. Can't for the life of me remember the name.

>>9583009
Still available in Greece . Not that bad actually .

>>9571000
Check'd???

>>9587038
I barely remember these, used to be aroud when I was younger. Think I loved them

>>9587811
that are two rather random countries

>>9570980
>no fuck you
>if you miss food, or other inanimate objects that aren't people you clearly have social issues
Nice reddit spacing.
>projecting

The dark orange colored mango/papaya flavor was GOAT.

>>9579562
I thought Dove was a soap.

>>9582499
/Thread

>>9571000
>>9570980
autist overlord detected

>>9584367
Just order a quarter pounder with bacon and a hashbrown.

>>9570975
>java
>>>/g/

>>9583407
Jesse!!

>>9583009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCS62Orn70E

>>9583099
I can beat that


euurgh.

>>9584015
FUCK those were good. They tasted just like a Reuben.

>>9571000
every time

>>9574552
>>9573911
fuck, i only had those things once but they were so fucking tasty to me

>>9571000
I've seen a lot of mentally ill people in my life, but god damn dude. Out of the 100s, you managed to prove yourself the most autistic fuck on the planet

>>9571000
Looks like somebody got a case of the Mondays

>>9576615
Oh fuck yeah,
My folks were from jungle-fuck third world India
so instead of getting strawberry or chocolate, they would always go for the banana flavor.

Now I can't drink milk unless it has banana flavoring (or oreos)

>>9587706
It's available in the UK
I buy the powder every so often

where are the daredevil grillers taco bell? where are they?

>>9583099
If you're in the UK, Lidl have their own branded versions of these, they even have a mint one.

>>9571000
>being this much of an acoustic nigger

this shit here ma nigs.

>>9578613
This one. Me and my sister ate so many. Easy outnumbers all otger snack bars I've eaten in my life combined.

>>9582499
>>9583009
fuck yeah

>>9573944
Shit, those used to come in dark chocolate? The only complaint I've ever had about those products is that I just prefer the darker stuff.

>>9573944
Bueno bars are so fucking good holy shit

>>9583407
Fuck those are godtier

>>9585453
Italian soda nig

>>9587038
Ohhhhhyeaaaah yummy fuckers

could eat the whole box

Unironically this.

The Arch Deluxe, I ordered this every single time I went to McDonalds until it disappeared.

Circa 2002-03 for the Australian market. God I miss them.

>>9592984
These too from around the same period.

i miss qui gon jinn doritos - they definitely tasted better

Farm Rich used to make something just like this called Pizzatas. The rollups aren't the same at all. Can't find a single picture though. Almost like they never existed

Lime Skittle

>>9577796
I remember my dad bringing home a pack of these after the big announcement from coke. It was awful, if you want to recreate it the recipe tasted like a 50/50 mix of flat coke and black iced coffee if I can remember correctly.

>>9592346
holy FUCK dude you have no idea how far back in time you've just thrown me

wowww I used to devour those. fuck me its been a while

>>9583235
No, I remember it tasted like somebody crushed up a bunch of sweetarts and mixed it with pepsi

>>9571000
DUDE RICC AN RORY LMAO

>>9591263
Rain was literal nectar of the gods.
I still have yet to find a drink even half as satisfying as it.

>>9571000
philosopher man is angry that other people enjoy themselves.

Anyone remember these?

>>9570980
neck yourself

>>9571000
include me in the reddit screencap

>>9571000
>good experiences are stupid

what the fuck is your problem m8

>>9587725
Saw those at Wal-Mart literally yesterday

>>9577796
>>9593239
straya has this atm
its pretty disgusting

These have haunted my dreams for the past few weeks

>>9589642
Kek

>>9577796
That filename kek.

>>9571000
Either this is up there with some of the most legendary bait in 4chan history or you just need to suck start a shotgun and get the fuck off of this plane of existence.

>>9589126
How did you get in on that?

>>9571000
MORTY IM PICKLE RICK WUBBA LUBBA DUB

>>9577171
Those Doritos are green, haha GREEN

>>9597673
get in on it?
I bought it at a store assuming they'd be like SNAPs but they were not

>>9587367
woah

Pic semi related

Does anyone remember Ranch Ruffles potato chips?

I honestly blame them on my childhood obesity....lol

Also don't try to tell me modern ranch jalapeno or other versions are anything like the old 90's stuff.

>>9570975
Reminds me of the good red peanut butter Twix.

I got some in Austin TX a long time ago, they were great. It was like Twix and Reese's cup cups had a child. I never saw them again. Some people even called me crazy.

Years later some friends bought me the new peanut butter twix that came out. It was similar, but the peanut butter wasn't as good and they had change the core to be more crunchy and all chocolate, so the chocolate flavor was much stronger. They had a dark corner to note the extra chocolate.

I just googled for pics to and found Twix is bring them back, and turning it into some messed up marketing stunt with social media tie ins and stuff. Apparently people are reselling them at very good market up on ebay and such. They need to just make a decision on how they are going to sell them, rather then drag them out as some rare item.

Not that it matter anymore to me, as I developed gluten sensitivity since then. But I half tempted to buy one an hang it on the wall to prove I wasn't crazy.

>>9599575
you say a long time ago, maybe it was when they brought out these >>9580831
I think these three new flavors came out around 1990.
I like all just about every candy bar so If i'm getting one at a gas station and it's night time and the doors are locked, but I can still pay at a window. I just ask for a candy bar. when they ask which one. I tell them which ever one you grab. that's how I found one of my favorites. I do like the twix PB, I'm glad that girl grabbed me a king sized one. I hope they don't sack the PB if they bring back the old school ones with the normal cookie

>>9576615
Its available in Ohio

>>9599638
It would have been the late 90's or more likely early 00's.

I remember them well because it was the first time I saw Twix with a red wrapper, (not like>>9580831) which I didn't noticed till I was getting in my Uncles truck. For a second I thought I had got the wrong candy.

wiki says
Peanut Butter Twix (1983** – 1997, 2000 – 2007, 2014 – present, US), peanut butter instead of the caramel filling. Introduced in North America in 1983, Peanut Butter Twix was coated with the standard (non-chocolate) fudge and was available until 1997. It was available again from 2000 until 2007, where it was replaced by Twix PB with the cookie flavor changed to chocolate. Reintroduced in late 2014 with the cookie flavor reverted to vanilla sugar cookie and a new recipe as "Twix Creamy Peanut Butter."

But I am annoyed how people say they were on sale the whole time, but I couldn't find them I looked hard but gave up after a few weeks. Did they make them seasonal, limited supply, geographically isolate? Because if the website says I can buy them at my local store and nobody has them, then I can't but them.

>>9599709
found the right pic
note the subtle peanut pattern in the background

>>9599657
last time I was at walmart in ohio I checked and didn't see it. but someone earlier mentioned importing it and it's pretty cheap on amazon
>>9599709
I may remember it from a few years ago but I'm not sure. now checking the pic I'm sure I tried one

These motherfuckers were my life

>>9595019
I do. They were pretty good.

>>9571000
>(a dumb bag of atoms)

*tips Rick and Morty cap*

>>9583235
I just had one of these a month ago and it tasted like someone vomited in my Bepis

>>9571000

good lord the amount of replies to this post

>>9577796
BLAKED

Anyone else remember this shit?

I'd literally murder a person to have them again.

>>9601346

I miss these like fuck.

>>9570980
>>9571000

>>9577781
Eh, I'd try it.

>>9582499
OH MY FUCK
I had completely forgotten about these. These were fucking fantastic

>>9584367
>big rösti
lolol

>>9571000
Hey buddy, save the edge for your tendies filled rick and morty viewings. Have fun loser.

>>9597104
I miss these too anon

>>9578552
mate I literally just stocked these at my store