/ck/ - Food & Cooking

does the anxiety come from fucked up test or what
ive asked 2 doctors about this and all they said was "uhh i think it has to do with dehydration"

>>9559600
Hard to say. No one here is a doctor and even if they are you should take it as a LARP at best. A lot of behavioural issues in men are caused by low test, though. Much is mental, much is also hormonal. The only way to really increase your testosterone is to take hormones/steroids on prescription or to try natural methods like lifting weights and taking fish oil. You're also posting in a /ck/ alcoholism thread so your nutrition is probably totally fucked, try taking a good multi vitamin as well.

>>9559590
Pourin one out tonight for the liquor himself.
RIP Lahey

Drinking the last drop of booze and it's only 1030
That's shit

>>9559619
He was a true nova scotian hero

>>9559590
>No longer enjoy drinking
>The first few drinks are awful unless it's beer
>Hangovers are now taking more of a toll on me the next day
>Can't stop

I hate being so fucking weak willed.

>>9559619

F

>>9559619

:(

>>9559619
think i'll have a little drinky poo

>Wake up
>Check bed and pants
>Didn't piss myself today
Success!
>Walk to the toilet
>Take a piss
>Realize halfway through I didn't unzip my pants
I should have expected this, nothing good ever happens

>>9559619
may the shit winds be always at your back you magnificent bastard

>>9559619

holy shit RIP

when does season 12 come out boys???

>>9559590

>tfw still havent paid 2016 taxes
>tfw didnt have any taxes withheld
>getting butt fucked right now between state and irs

>>9559590
Thought I was fucking broke as shit with my electricity about to be shut off along with my internet, which would put me underwater until friday.
I called both companies to find out I have 0 balence, guess in a stupor I paid them both and forgot. "
Still behind on student loans though but Ill throw some cash at them on friday. Drunk me did good for once.

third night sober, and I pass the wall... r-right?

>>9559800
I'd like to tell you yes but I usually crack on the 4th day. Haven't gone longer than 4 days since I can't remember when.

Do you have any fear of death al/ck/?

>>9559815
Kinda. I don't want to die but don't enjoy living anymore.
Tough conundrum.

>>9559815
no. I'm too socially awkward to ever make anything of myself so I wouldnt be missing much

>>9559815

scared to die and scared to live. it's damn near the closest thing to a stalemate as i've ever seen.

>>9559815
I've been dead for a long time now, ending my physical life wouldn't make a difference.

>>9559815
I just want my dad to die first. If I died before him, he'd hit the bottle really hard, and he's been sober for a long time.

>>9559847

thats what keeps me alive

>>9559742
Hah, fuck. I piss the bed too.

>>9559815
No. I welcome it, I just hope I'm drunk or passed out drunk when it happens


Also hoping to see North Korea get nuked off the face of the earth before I die.


If I can die drunk and see North Korea get nuked, I'll be a happy man.

>>9559818
>I don't want to die but don't enjoy living anymore.

Same. I want to live but there is nothing to live for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoMFJIOLkKA&feature=youtu.be

https://youtu.be/7ZYzqkF9hfk

DUDE I DEPEND ON A LIQUID TO ACHIEVE AN UNNATURAL STATE OF MIND THAT I DEEM APPROPRIATE TO HIDE MY SHORTCOMINGS LMAO

>>9560112
i dont know what you came here for, no one is going to argue with you

>>9560125
There's no argument period because I'm right

>tfw no forensic files and chill gf

>>9560112
>UNNATURAL STATE OF MIND

since when is "happy" an unnatural state of mind

>>9560112
You are dumb, the appropriate way to mock this stupid pity party general is DUDE "DUDE I DEPEND ON A LIQUID TO ACHIEVE AN UNNATURAL STATE OF MIND THAT I DEEM APPROPRIATE TO HIDE MY SHORTCOMINGS LMAO" LMAO

>>9560159
>drinking to forget your shit life
>happy
yikes

>>9560185
Now replace "shit" with "empty" and you're correct. I don't even have any real problems, I'm just fucking bored.

>>9560199
sure anon

>>9560199
Legit you guys all need a hobby to replace the drinking with. There's lots of great things to fill your time with. If you want to stop the endless cycle, find one and put effort into it. It's worth it.

>>9559815
I always like to think I don’t and then I get a sudden stabbing pain or I shit or puke weirdly or I get heartpalpitations and go full survival instinct.

Makes you remember that your conciousness is just a small part of you and that all kinds of deeper and older and stronger instincts don’t give a fuck what you think and want to keep things going.

>>9559815
When I read or listen to people talking about it, the fear is gone for a while, maybe a couple of days, but afterwards, the fear returns. Even after learning that over 100 billion people have died, I can't make it acceptable. Stupid fucking brain clinging to this piece of shit existence.

>>9560007
I can't remember the last time I felt excited or passionate about anything or felt like things would get better.
I'll be 33 soon and have already squandered all the opportunities I had in life. Now I just go through the motions existing. All I do is live to get drunk. I looked forward to the weekends and then didn't do anything with them.
Now I'm not employed and have enough money to live for a while, start a business or take an adventure and have a year or so off. I just can't get motivated to do it. I don't know what I'm doing.
I sit here on the couch, day after day, shitposting online until it becomes late enough in the afternoon that I feel I can start drinking then wake up the next day and repeat. I feel like I'm too old to be so aimlessly stuck nowhere but I don't know what the fuck to even do. No idea how many times I tell myself I'll have one last night of drinking and I'll devote the night to figuring out some direction but then a few drinks in I forget all about it and just shitpost with sitcoms on in the background.

>>9560270
do whatever minimizes pain.

>>9559619
Genuinely concerned about what will happen to Randy Bobandy without Lahey

>>9560283
He'll start hookin for cheeseburgers again, No doubt.

>>9560270
get more exercise and take some shrooms/acid/dmt

https://youtu.be/7ZYzqkF9hfk

>>9560291
Smokey rides again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F85WMXM3pXA

>>9560270
Read autobiographies. So many successful people didn't know what the fuck they were doing until they hit their late 30s. Also, we are living longer, 30 truly is the new 20, especially since most people are having trouble starting their lives due to the shit economy, fewer jobs, and more competition. Whoops, you have to stop drinking to take advantage of the longer lifespan.

The irony....Lahey dead on liquor day

im sat in a field watching lahey vidyas

This isn't so bad

>>9559590
Getting better at learning how to drink less. Now I just buy 4 tall cans of steel 211s once a week.

Upgrading to vodka was a terrible, terrible mistake

>>9560342
>30 truly is the new 20, especially since most people are having trouble starting their lives due to the shit economy, fewer jobs, and more competition. Whoops, you have to stop drinking to take advantage of the longer lifespan.

There's always a catch.

tried to go to sleep at 830pm, all that happened was i woke up at 1am and now im drinking beer to try and get back to sleep
should have remained sober

>>9560398
>Getting better at learning how to drink less.

So just have more self control? Do you realise what thread you're in? If we had any modicum of self control we never would have become alcoholics in the first place.

>>9560573
Sorry, I just realised you said "getting better" after posting.
I read it as "get better"

>>9560342
>wanting a longer lifespan

reminder that old age means more years as an old person and not a young one
if you live to 120 that's half your life spent as an old fuck

What would you put in mint hot chocolate?

>>9560585
Depends. One would assume that with extended longevity than there would presumably be an extended period of functional adulthood before the body begins breaking down due to the aid of modern medicine. Seems like plenty of healthy, active (and usually wealthy) live seemingly fine lives right up until 80 before they start becoming old. For our generation, provided care and healthy lifestyle are taken, that could end up being 90 when people start feeling and acting old.

>>9560586
No. I quite like mint and chocolate together but I don't find the idea of drinking a hot after dinner mint appealing.

one week sober!

>>9560614
congratulations anon
i wish i was sober

>>9560614
Well done.

>>9559600
if you mean alcohol withdrawal anxiety it's caused by down-regulation of your GABA receptors, google it.

If you mean in general, for most it's mental but there can be some physical causes, mostly rarely

>>9560126
I just cringed, underage faggotry.

>>9560291
a man's gotta eat

>>9559815
>don't want to die
>don't want to kill myself
>just want to stop existing
>mfw

>>9560225
Anhedonia makes all hobbies boring and unenjoyable.

>>9560250
Only about 7 billion people have died. (Rule of thumb is there is as much humanity behind us as there is now.)

>>9560607
One would assume wrong.
There is a bias because sick old people are hidden in retirement homes, the ones you see are the few that have the genes to stay independent until old.

Not sure if the right place but anyway. I'm looking to try absinthe but I don't have a clue what to buy and how to drink it. I was thinking of buying Pernod and I already saw a bottle in my local shop, but I'm not sure if it's any good. Any other suggestions? Bear in mind I'm in Europe, so I guess I won't be able to find all american brands.

Welp hair of the dog here goes

>>9560278
Negative hedonism is the final redpill.

>>9560948
>There is a bias because sick old people are hidden in retirement homes, the ones you see are the few that have the genes to stay independent until old.
That’s mostly lifestyle related. Look up ‘blue zones’. You can be active and functional well into your 90s if you live right.

>>9561166
The Pernod absint is fine. The aperitif Pernod isn’t absint though.

>>9561261
Couldn't find any better pic and I can't really make out what's written on the bottle.

>>9560555
I know. It's just literally unfair. I don't understand why the government can't just pay for my apartment and supply me with whatever drugs I want for free until I die.

>>9561287
Right? My boss would totally give me a raise if the government didn't make him pay me minimum wage. He's a nice guy.

>>9560403
lower kcal tho

might start drinking you're all clearly pussies who can't do anything besides mindlessly self indulge yourself

>>9560948
>Anhedonia makes all hobbies boring and unenjoyable.
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
I've tried so many different hobbies thinking 'this is the one, this is it', nope.

>>9559590
Staying at my parents house for a week. I brought beer that I want to drink tonight but they can't know (they're very christian and despise alcohol).

How can I cool it without putting it in the fridge? Can I fill a bucket with water and add a couple of bags of ice cubes?

>>9560270
I feel you mate, hope we can do it

>>9561790
Spray it with a fire extinguisher then put it in a bathtub full of salt water

>>9561790
>How can I cool it without putting it in the fridge?
Jesus christ, anon. Really? You're really asking this question?

You put the beer in a container full of ice. Ideally, a cooler. Yes your bucket will work. No you don't need water.

Have you ever asked your parents why they despise alcohol given that Jesus himself drank wine? Not to mention that he preformed the miracle of turning water into wine?

shoul go to the liquor store to buy some rye
in fact im going to do thta tright now
fuck the dui shit

>>9561913
you better drive slow
don’t want other people dying because of your shit life

officially hit the 1 yr mark since i left corporate job
parents keep telling me to work fuking retail jobs to fill the gap

no thanks ima use alcohol instead

I bought a bottle of vodka after work yesterday, blacked out and just woke up, I missed an entire day of work AND I got cuts on my hands and bruises on my thigh also one of my phones is missing.

>>9561925
did it
forgot my wallet so had to come back for it but i made it
gave some indian 10 bucks outside cause i knew that feel

>>9559590
Now that I'm living with my fiance, my drinking has gone way down. However, I have a massive stash of edibles. Every night I've been secretly eating 10mg THC gummies and getting high as hell while we watch stranger things with her. There's like something wrong with her brain that she doesn't notice when I am completely trashed. She patiently watched me fumble around with the netflix menu for like 10 minutes trying to find our show. Shits cash.

>>9562024
no one gives a shit you smackhead.

>>9562024
people notice, no one cares enough to tell you tho

God almighty there are so many pissheads in England. It’s inescapable, everywhere I go someone is drunk.
Just watched the movie ‘fish tank’. Reminds me SO much of my own babbyhood. Wish I could still get rekt on £3 worth of trampnectar then bareback a loli. Movie is be givin’ me summa dem ferocious jellies.

What do you think about my beer, al/ck/oholics?

>>9562060
Do alcohols drink beer?
>>9562059
Really good insight into teen life in lower-class London. Those council estate girls are so easy it should be outlawed.

>>9561790
Drink wine instead of beer. Stop going to the barber.

>>9561166
my advice would be to take it easy

the first time I drank that shit I blacked out

My last souvenir is taking a shot then lights out

>>9561790
kill your parents, now you can drink beer from their fridge

>>9562073
>Do alcohols drink beer?

A buddy of mine is a high-functioning alkie. He drinks 20+ beers a day. The reason he drinks beer instead of liquor is to keep himself hydrated.

Broke my new 4k TV last night, I hit it with something it appears.


Also woke up in my garage covered in saw dust and vomit

>>9562100
He must be extremely fat from all that beer.

>>9562106
I’ve been phoneposting for months because I keep losing/breaking phones and laptops. Like 10 of them in a year.

>>9562106
Sucks for your TV

Do you know why your were covered with sawdust?

Did you use a chainsaw, what did you fuck up in your garage?

>>9562116
I think I was working my table saw but idk what I was doing, Everything looks the same as it was yesterday.

Who fuckin knows.

Luckily I still have all my fingers and I don't see blood anywhere

>>9562114
>He must be extremely fat from all that beer.
Believe it or not, he's not fat at all. No belly either. I think that's where most of his calories come from, and he has a fairly active job and active hobbies. Plus, it is "lite" beer that he drinks.

>>9562132
That's strange. Makes me wanna try out the beer diet myself lol

>>9562115
I've luckily not broken my s7 since I bought it. Idk how....I've thrown it at LEAST 3 times hard enough to think "that phones fucked" when it hit the wall.

I also have a literal stack of broken laptops, 5 in the last 2 years to be exact. Not from throwing them though...From either spilling drinks on them or accidentally dropping them

>>9562129
>I think I was working my table saw

holy fucking shit anon you should install a breathalyzer on that shit, you're playing the most dangerous game

Good thing you have all your fingers.

>>9562161
Yeah sounds familiar. My last laptop, a tasty Lenovo thinkpad, lasted less than a week from brand new before I either threw up on it or dropped it. One or the other; I ruined 2 laptops that day and I can’t remember what happened to which. They all rest in pieces in a silicone graveyard (cupboard) waiting to be repaired.

24 year old guy in previous thread that got drunk this weekend

You guys said not to get drunk again and you guys were right

I just cursed out my room mates and ran through the house over and over again and I tried to cut myself because

Now Im still a bit drunk while working

How fucked is this elixir of foolishness?

>>9562143
Belive me when I say he gets a lot of physical activity. He works in a warehouse so he's constantly moving boxes and whatnot by hand. He's on his feet for the whole shift. He lives on what one might call a small ranch, so every day he's out doing ranch stuff like feeding the animals, repairing fences, shoveling manure, etc. His hobbies are all sports-related. I'm sure that amount of physical activity goes a long way to keeping the weight off.

>>9562196
Sounds like you have some serious repression issues or something man. Im 26 and I drink almost every night, the only bad shit I do is ask if someone wants to listen to music I reccommend.... or I post nice comments about how life changing things I like are.

>>9562192
F

>>9561965
this was me before I got fired. take care anon

>>9562162
I tell myself I won't use power tools or anything gas powered then I wake up to the grass cut and half a bird condo in my garage.

If they made breathalyzers for those things, I would buy them.

I put a drill bit though my hand a few years ago drunk, Then wrapped it in a shirt and tape and fell asleep.

power tools are dangerous when your drunk

>>9559590
Stopped drinking, get depressed and insomnia.
ttthanks guys.

>>9561166
You will regret it, awful stuff.

>>9562211
Probably man and this after drunk hangover if that’s what you call it cause I never did experience that headache folks talk about and I downed a 40 ozer and chased it with half a bottle of gin and still don’t feel bad I actually feel pretty buzzed and stuff and it feels pretty good cause I’m talking more at my job and opening up more but now I’m scared of being around my roommates cause they probably think I’m a dick now

Coworkers are saying pretend it didn’t happen and I think I’m gonna do that but still I made a fool out of myself now and there’s no going back

Doesn’t help I’m a big fat fucking loser but whatever

Now I think I’m gonna finish the rest of that tanqueray and work out in my room cause it actually feels good working out drunk I just hope my fucked back won’t get worse

>>9562288
It will pass. If it doesn’t both depression and insomnia have better remedies than booze.

>tfwy take a big fat solid sobriety shit

Feels good.

>>9562060
Just tried the Strongbow cider. What the hell, it tastes like someone mixed 3 parts water with 1 part white wine and 1 part apple juice. Do people enjoy this?

>>9562059
liked this movie. I love how right after Fassbender snogs her, he says, "I shouldn't have done that." lol

>>9562132
>>9562202
That’s how our ancesters did it, drinking weak beer all day long and hard physical work.

It was liquor that rekt society.

>>9560403
>"upgraded" to rum just to switch it up a bit and not look like a total alky getting two bottles of vodka (made sense in my mind at the time)
>wake up
>face feels like death, hallucinating black and grey rectangles, extremely dehydrated
>shot glass is sticky, have to brush the inside with a toothbrush
>horrible headache and hangover which I never get
yeah nah just pace yourself

>>9562475
Well I caved and bought beer.
Insomnia I have had on and off my whole life, Depression only as an adult, I actually moved country, so I might need AC on at night, will start exercising and bought melatonin, but don' want to mix it with booze.

What can I do to suppress the insomnia and depression.
Also the fucking boredom of being sober.

>>9562500
It is aimed at women.
It didn't used to have a premium price tag and was a good easy going drink for pennies.

>>9562060
Just opened the Weissbier. Smells kind of gross, tastes absolutely delicious. I think I've found my new favorite beer.

>>9562088
I'm not a bad drinker and I'm usually very cautious but thanks anyway.
>>9562384
Care to elaborate?

>>9560948
Humanity's population has fluctuated through history for 250,000 years. The 100 billion figure is the scientifically agreed upon aggregate.

>>9562678
I bought it for similar reasons, didn't sell absinth in the UK, but hey an aniseed drink just like the gangster movies will buy that instead.

Tastes disgusting, does not mix well, and I assume it meant to cleanse the palate.
Still I finished the bottle as I had no other booze in the house.
Yuk

Day two sober now, fucking hate it. I hope the anxiety and paranoia is soon going away.

>>9562732
How's the pooping.
If you missed the night sweats then you did well.

>>9562746
poop is weird first it was mushy then hard now mushy again
really didn't have any of the typical withdrawal symptoms like shaking, sweating, only the psychological stuff is really bad for me

>>9562654
This may not be the root of your sleeping problem, but ear plugs may help. There's a brand of soft ear plugs that you can wear every night that don't irritate your ears (normal ear plugs will irritate your ears if you wear every night). Helps me anyway because my room "collects" noise from inside and outside. Sucks because it's a great room/house otherwise. But the ear plugs help me sleep much better.

>>9562677
All Weihenstephaner's stuff is quite good. The double bock, pilsner, "premium," double wheat--all great.

Something like 18 days with just weed and no booze. Absolute heaven.
Ran out a few hours ago, cash in pocket but evil/retarded politicians, so relapsed. Can feel the pain coming already.
I feel suicidal right now, I honestly do.

>>9562812
I ought to try it soon. What's double wheat?

>>9562732
(Acute) withdrawals peak at day 3, mostly over after a week. PAWS can last years, but start fading away after a month or so.
Anxiety/paranoia is acute withdrawals, but general anxiety is PAWS.

Sobriety is a long fight, but it gets better eventually.

>>9562819
It's technically called "weizenbock", which is strong wheat beer. It's better and stronger-tasting than normal wheat beer, and 7.something% alc instead of 4.5-5%. The actual name is Vitus (Weihenstephaner Vitus). I think the pilsner and double bock are my favs from that brand, but they're all good, like I said. Just try all of them they have at the store.

It's probably the most consistent German beer you get in most American stores. Like if you buy pilsner or oktoberfest beer from another German brand, it's likely not as good as Weihenstephaner's version. Sure they have better >microbrews in Deutschland though.

>>9562898
That's nice, I'll buy it next time. My local store even has one, it's called Karmeliten. 8% ABV, oh wow.

>>9562060
Just opened the Brewdog jet black heart, which is a milk stout. Tastes really strange, like sweet coffee mixed with beer. Not sure if I like it or not, but I keep taking sip after sip because the flavor is so intense and interesting. There's almost no carbonation, though I hear that's what all stouts are like.

>>9562920
Also, damn, I'm halfway through the glass and I feel like I've drunk a milkshake. Really filling.

>>9562723
Did you mix it with water and sugar? I was reading that that's how you drink it.

>>9562732
oh hey me too. gave up and went back to smoking this morning because I had to go to work, but no drinking yet. it's bullshit and I hate it.

>>9563050
If you want to use sugar, put a sugar cube on top of the slotted instrument they might give you with the bottle (or you might have to buy separately) and set that on top of the serving glass which should be fairly small. Drip water on top of the cube drop by drop until the sugar dissolves through the spoon into the absinth, and then give it a stir and drink it. I prefer and oversized shot glass or a small rocks glass for this. I haven't had absinthe in years though. Was pretty fun though.

>>9563050
Absinthe is great if you get the good stuff and prepare it properly. Most people have no idea what it is and drink all kinds of Czech bullshit.

Go educate yourself on the wormwood society site, much better resource than a bunch of alcies.

>>9563211
http://www.wormwoodsociety.org/index.php/faq-mainmenu-136

this is a good intro, read it and you'll know more thant >99% of people

Jesus, I'm POURING sweat.

Changed my shirt 3x today so far.

>>9563372
when i quit, for some reason, i only get those crazy symptoms when i'm sleeping/trying to sleep. does anyone know why?

>>9559847
dont flatter yourself. kill yourself now.

>>9563823
In what way am I flattering myself? My dad is the only person in the world who would care if I gave up the ghost today, and that includes my mother and other relatives. That's already pretty bleak.

work sucks
waking up sucks
being sober sucks
listening to emo after that there there vodka is what makes it all worth it

>>9564005
listen to Red House Painters

>>9564005
work makes the pleasant times feel even better
and being sober isnt so bad. At least you werent born in Africa. At least we have vodka and infinite streaming/downloadable music

>>9564146
I live in Africa and have that too buddyboy

>>9564162
>spotify: Africa exists

what do Africans listen to

>>9564184
https://open.spotify.com/track/4zLjJOluGPf2T8nSUVn4xP

>>9564199
this is meh at best
just listen to black metal like a normal white (black) man, Mgla did the same chord progression for 3 albums and did it infinitely better
Africans must be plebs

>>9562060
An ok grocery beer haul, but nothing impressive. Sounds like you're just getting into beer, so not a bad starting place.

>>9562060
lagunitas is alright but all IPAs taste like grapefruit juice if that's your thing. Strongbow is like alcoholic apple juice
>>9562666
>666
not gonna argue with Satan

>>9562060
only one i know is lagunitas since im a bay area fag. its alright. if you can get your hands on racer 5 try that one

This will give you guys something to focus on that is literally out of this world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1dBg__wsuo&list=RDkFaq9kTlcaY&index=4

>>9559590
PA has the dumbest booze rules ever. Trying to cut back but you can only buy a 30 rack or liquor. Bought a 30 rack on sunday and it will likely be gone by thursday or friday. ugh.

>>9564397
You can't buy both?

I thought I had it bad because I can only but liquor from 6am to 2am. But I can buy as much of whatever I want as I can between those hours

>>9564397
so what like 6 beers a day? that's sobriety, bud.

>>9562666
What's a good cider that's not hard to find in the eastern US?

>>9564428
i have 5 left

>>9564414
liquor always gets me too drunk. got a new medical job so i dont wanna be retarded

>>9562073
I fucking adore beer but opt for spirits because I can no longer get properly drunk off beer anymore. Occasionally I like to get a four or six pack with my bottle if the weather is warm and then I'll drink the beer outside in the sun before moving to spirits.

>>9562106
>Drunken rage regrets

I fucking hate these though I haven't done anything like that for a while. Last thing was my kitchen trolley. It's gotten rickety for some reason and a half bottle of bourbon fell off it when it rocked.

>>9559590
I am 99% sure that none of you are alcoholics.

Got some mead the other day, finishing it up now.

>>9564524
fawwk yeah sockcucka

>>9564524
>38 years old
>divorced
>military
>medical discharge
>no marketable skills other than getting drunk and fighting cops
>felon
Not an alcohol

>>9564524
I don't identify as one, but that is because I do not cause any issues or have anyone around to take issue with my drinking.

I am drunk maybe 80% of the time.

>>9560270
It's the drinking that's the problem. If you can stop that, the other bad habits will break

>>9564556
>other than getting drunk and fighting cops
Work in IA.

>>9564567
Just saying, whenever I read these threads it seems like people are blaming their poor life choices on the fact that they also drink.
Drinking being secondary to why they made the bad choices.

Idk maybe I am wrong, it just seems that way.

>>9564569
The last meme arrow limits my ability to do anything productive for society

>>9564556
>fighting cops

So you take xanax too?

>>9564580
mma fighter
musician
stand up comic
actor
radio personality

you good muhfucka just harness your sorrow into comedy

>>9564428
Cutting back TO a six pack a day is pretty indicative of a problem. It’s more than enough to cause health problems even at that level anyway

>>9564577
Its probably that the other problems are more interesting to talk about than just posting ‘need a drink’ over and over again.

>>9564586
not great, butmuch better than a pint of the hard stuff

should i buy a vape?

>>9564580
>Police
>Productive.
kek.
In all seriousness though that sucks.
I'm sure you could find some work where you could use your Mil exp. Find some contractor that wants to shoot you while you wear their newest vest or something.

>>9564591
Fair.

>>9564586
youre a pussy

>>9564610
*your

>>9564632
>you're
As in you are and not your stuff. Jeez, You're an idiot.

>>9564643
look at poindexter over here with his fuckin school words and shit

>>9564647
How do you know my name?!

>>9564632
trying to tell me how to drink and he can't even get his grammar correct.

>>9564610
There’s nothing to gain from bragging about being able to drink a lot in a. thread about alcoholism, not sure why people still do it. And regardless of how well you can tolerate it it’s still fucking your body up

>>9564662
stuff it moran

>>9564665
okay

>>9564600
To vape booze? Nah you need the tolerance of an embryo to feel anything.

>>9564714
no just for nic

>>9564776
I use an iolite for tobacco. They only last about a year, but they pack a punch and your lungs will love you.

5.55am. Woke hungover as fuck because dark net is kil. Already drinking. This fucking sucks.

>>9564811
How are you more hungover because darknet is kill


also didn't hansa and ab go down months ago?

>>9564817
Id been smoking weed for like 18 days instead of drinking. Omfg it was heavenly, so much healing, family even spoke to me briefly after having disowned drunk me, but now it’s all gone and the pos reefer madness bunch are DDOSing DNMs, so I’ve only got poisonous trampnectars to save me from the utter hell which is sobriety.
>chug

>>9564828
what state?

Crawling around on the floor with a flashlight, trying to find microbits of weed. Fug.
This is my stash so far. Like 0.05mg of leaf mixed with pubes. Awesome.
>>9564844
England.

>>9564851
Damn son.


An here I am with a bunch of $17 a gram shatter lol. I feel bad

If you come to the states I got you

>>9564852
Shatter costs like 60/gram here. Most people don’t even know what it is.
Ffs, I’ve got £1,000 worth of btc to buy weed so I can stop drinking, but all the markets are kil. Hate the war(t) on drugs so, fucking, much. I’m dying here ffs.

>>9564851
nice pubes

>>9564851
>marijuana isn't addicti--

>>9564958
It’s habit forming. If you’re trying to compare weed ‘addiction’ to alcoholism, then you sir are a fuckwit.

>>9562442
>40 ozer and chased it with half a bottle of gin

Jesus fuck, anon. Tanqueray is good gin, but I could not imagine drinking that shit straight.

>>9564958
It's habit forming. It's not addictive

>drinking beer in my yard and having a smoke
>neighbor pulls up in his driveway
>him and his wife get out
>can hear her say "he drinks a lot"
>never even spoken to them and they know i'm an alcohol

right in the feels

Glass bottles, never again

>>9565086
No shit. I practically woke the whole neighborhood bringing 5 bags of bottles to my truck

>10am
it's time

>first night sober
>get to sleep fine, feel good about not drinking
>second night sober
>mild insomnia
>try to lay down and sleep
>feel my body start to fall asleep, but start twitching and jerking randomly, which wakes me up
>finally get to sleep
>nightmares, but sleep through the night okay

Is it withdrawals? A year ago I was able to go from drinking every day for years to going 5-6 days a week without drinking and feel fine, but I went back to drinking pretty heavily and I'm trying to sober up again.

>>9565124
start tapering when you quit before you give yourself brain damage

lost my job. drinking 8am in the morning, gonna get some more at like 10-11am. lmfaoo000

hope i die soon

>Banana flavoured liquor
hmmm

>>9565167
Surprisingly good

>>9560614
Hey me too!


I ran out of money for booze

>drunk enough that I don't give a shit about my roomies hearing the CLANG CLANG CLANG of my bottles and cans
alcohol truly solves all problems

>>9565166
srry bro.

>>9565167
99 Bananas mixes great with pineapple juice, or even Tequila Rose

>>9564610
Dude, the greenhorns come into these threads all the fucking time. Don't insult them, guide them. Them being able to quit is a small step. If you push them towards it feel good as you finish off your bottle at 8pm and debate whether you should drive to get another before the store closes.

I wanna see what you lot look like. Do you look like haggard hobos, with limbs falling off and wild animals living in your hair? Is there even a single gril here, and if so how much of a sumo wrestler is she? Or maybe you’ll surprise, and all be 10’s

>>9559619
I've lost more than my share of "friends." This is worse.

>>9565386
Yah, let's post our pictures on a Romanian fecal hording forum...

The only thing I hate about liquor is that it's in small bottles
You can't just sip sip sip

>>9565389
Alchies have anything to lose?

>>9565389
I never had friends to lose

Oops, >>9565404 was meant for >>9565399

>>9564524
>I am not an alcoholic, therefore none is

>>9564600
Yes.

>>9564828
Congrats on stopping for so long. How were the DT on pot?
Consider moving to the Netherlands or Spain or a country that legalised/decriminalised pot. Even Germany has legal weed now, but there are paperwork to fill, so not sure if accessible to an English.

>>9565124
>Is it withdrawals?
Yes.

Eat. Everyone, just choke something down. I feel better for a solid 2 days after eating even like half a meal.

>>9565447
>grats
Thanks. I only manage even 1 day, maybe 4 or 5 times a year. That was like a vacation in heaven. Now back to poisoning myself and ruining my life.
Moving abroad is too complicated. But yeah I know, the UK and France are the only countries in Europe dumb enough to still outlaw cannabis. It’d be almost funny were it not denying me access to the only thing which prevents me from being poisoned to death.

>>9565447
>DT on pot?
The first 4 days are always hell, but it made me feel a thousand times more cosy, and a hell of a lot less anxious. I very, very rarely get any anxiety with weed though, unlike some. Anhedonia doesn’t stand a chance; that’s the best thing about getting high. Everything is fun, so PAWS can get rekt.

>>9559613
>nobody here is a doctor
>proceeds to recommend severe hormone/steroid treatment.

fucking al/ck/ies i swear to god

>tfw a pitbull tried to attack my dog

luckily i was wearing steal toe boots and kicked it hard enough for it to back off before it got to him, but if i didnt see it coming that could have been it for my pupper

>>9564828
Why do you hate sobriety so much rather than being addicted to booze itself?

>>9565465
Yeah it's total retardation to make weed illegal. Kratom is illegal in UK/Ireland is well, which is equally retarded, since it also helps a lot with replacing alcohol as far as stress relief/anhedonia relief.

Kratom makes me drink a lot less, but there may be a nationwide ban here in the US in the future. May stockpile it if need be. Doctors hand out pills like crazy, and you can buy bottles and bottles of poison in the store, but you can't put almost totally benign plants in your body. Fuckin smart.

I'm getting worried lads. I drink pretty regularly, but I've been fucking up lately. Lost my debit card, and phone the other day. I would've been screwed for work without it. I forgot to take somebody to work with me. Forgot to tell another guy to head in. Business is suffering for it. I'm getting sloppy fucking drunk and it's not good. Nobody else is drunk like that except me I'm noticing. It's embarrassing. I can't have one beer because I'm too much of an alky for that shit. I'm going to be shit faced by the end of the day guaranteed. It'd be great if I could stop.. I've quit hard drug addictions before, but I feel like I don't have it in me to do it again.

Can you drink alcohol while having diarrhea?
And does it help against headaches?

im drinking pino grigio and eating xanax before I have to go to a court ordered addiction recovery group at 10cst, anytips for covering my breath?

>>9565465
I used to smoke when I was in high school and I had to stop because it was fucking with my head, for some reason every time I tried it forced me into a weird place where I relived all my worst/most traumatic memories on a loop. It was the weirdest fucking thing and probably would have driven me crazy had I not quit a decade ago

>>9565923
>Can you drink alcohol while having diarrhea?
Of course, it just makes the drinking less enjoyable and can prolong the diarrhea.
>And does it help against headaches?
Depends what kind, I'm drinking through a headache right now, the pain hasn't gone down, but it bothers me less and less...

>>9563211
>>9563300
Was a bit busy today, but thanks anyway.

anyone else think nightcore is just the best shit when youre drunk?

>>9565923
>Can you drink alcohol while having diarrhea?
Sure. But given that both drinking booze and diarrhea dehydrate you, you had better be drinking a fuckload of water, gatorade, etc.


>And does it help against headaches?
Depends on what caused the headache. If it is from withdrawals or a hangover then yeah, it will help temporarily. If it's from something else it might numb the pain a bit but it won't "fix" it.

>>9564327
Bongs don't have anywhere near the variety in regular supermarkets as we do in larger cities in the USA (and even then, depending on state).

There are special craft beer shops but enjoy paying an arm and a leg for a single can.

>>9565923
Alcohol seems to give me diarrhoea.

>>9565936
>anytips for covering my breath?
dem newpowts probably

>>9559590
Bought two bottles of vodka, it will turn out alright, I will learn to moderate..... someday.

>>9565878
Your mistake is going outside.
Also if you eat or drink something before boozing it slows down the booze and you usually have an alright time.
I force myself to drink a pint of water before my first drink if outside of my house.
Also fuck taking someone to work that isn't your problem.
If your are in a management position, just take two weeks sick or vacation, problem usually sort themselves out ppl are inherently lazy.

>>9565923
What if I told you if somewhat stops the diarrhea and is an analgesict. lol anal
If you drink enough you won't care.

>>9565936
Is your bf a nigger

>>9566275
Fuck off /pol/. Adults are speaking.

>>9566298
Implying nigger is an insult, fuck off antifa

>15 mins awake
>already chugging vodka like a madman

>>9566486
>Booze in the house when you wake

How?

>>9566493
I bought 6 handles a few days ago, Costco bruh

>>9566298
>Only /pol/ can hate niggers

Nah

>>9566501
Nice foresight

>>9566366
>>9566502
Cringe.

>>9566298
>>9566515
>adults
>cringe
>trigger by the word nigger on 4chan

reddit roastie pls go

>>9566515
>Reality makes me cringe so hard
>Why can't everyone just pretend we're all equal and ignore everything that suggests otherwise?
>It's so triggering

Awesome. /pol/ is here to scream ‘kill everyone who isn’t me’ over and over because of their secret knowledge of conspiracies that apparently only angry children understand. Guess I’ll check back in a month.

>>9566593
>Save me from the mean /pol/ bogeyman, his thoughts are scary

Don't make it a month, make it never. No one wants you here

>>9566593
Check back never

>>9566593
Fuck off forever.

>>9566593
>pearl clutching at a naughty word in a substance abuse thread on an anime forum

harden up m8

>visiting friends states away
>already had knee problems but I'm young so fuck it
>step the wrong way when fucking around out at a bar
>knee pops completely to the side
>all body weight on contorted knee
>people just think I'm drunk but two guys see where my knee is and freak the fuck out
>grimace and pop it back into place
>go to hospital
>probably tore my acl
>I'm 21 this is fucked

I am now a swollen mess with crutches and am states away from my home, just keeping it elevated and taking it easy. Was supposed to head back today but there's no way I'm making the drive seeing as it's my right leg.
At least I have vodka.

>>9566502
That's one hell of a read. I have a couple lawyers in my family and though they've never commented on race in any way they did impart some wisdom to me, they must have told me a dozen times to never, ever use a public defender because they are overworked, underpaid and more often then not they despise their jobs and the people they represent. Pay for a lawyer, don't be an idiot.

>>9566626
Check this
>>9566578

It's not exclusive to public defenders for blacks. That one is a lawyer that represents the "high class" blacks that can afford decent legal representation

>>9566623
take the train, for more info please visit:
>>>/n/

>>9566623
now this is cringe material, ouch

>>9566639
based forever shinkansen autists

>>9566264
I'm management but I run the company. There's no else to take care of things.

>>9566639
Burger so no trains really, plus I can't leave my car.

>>9566643
The worst part is my hands are starting to shake and I have to make the choice between my juice and ibeuprofin

>>9566653
Part of management is delegation.
Figure out who your top 10 clients are and how much they spend as a percentage of your turnover, but more importantly as part of your profit, concentrate on the top three, pass off all other clients to some other wankstain and tag him along with a wage rise related to performance.
Never guarantee someone lift more than once ever.
Secretaries, basically old bunny boilers with a cat and no life are very effective with established client once they know the business, employing more staff is risky but could you hire some you know in a secretary/HR/Compliance client capacity it would be most cost effective.
I am assuming business has been going for more than 5 years.
With the other clients that's why you offer bonuses to sales to grow your business.
And a sales manager/accountant to keep them in check so you don't lose money.

As an owner you shouldn't be chasing new business as much as growing your existing customers and even using them to gather more business depending on your industry.

And if you do want to get wasted, phone in the job work from home, hire someone as a manager and turn in 1-2 time a week sober.

Good luck

>>9566709
Should've told the doc your an alcohol desu m8

>>9566709
ibuprofen isn't harsh on the liver take 200 or 400mg you will be fine.
It actually fucks you up more.

Hey guys are yal still alive?

>>9566764
Think people left, waiting for the /pol/lution to leave.

>>9566739
It's always been my understanding that it's not good for your liver and like tenfold if you drink with it.
I took my morning/afternoon swigs and powered through putting my brace on. Feels a little better.

>>9566764
Just. 5:14 am here and coincidentally Richie's 'All Night Long' has come on. I've got two more drinks left and I think I'm done. Will try sleep when I finish this bottle

>>9563192
I remember when I was younger I went to some shitty artsy hipster bar that had absinthe, this was right after they legalized it in the states. I ordered one and the bartender just poured some in a glass and I drunkenly sperged on her then proceeded to (incorrectly) tell her the real way to serve absinthe like they do in France. She never could get the sugar cube to light on fire and everyone there was sick of my shit since they were really busy. I look back and cringe at my autism.

>>9566792
Ibuprofen isn't bad for your liver, it's bad for your stomach. Acetaminophen is bad for your liver.

>>9566593
you're a whiny pussy regardless of my or your political views. No one wants you here.

>>9566785
I see, I haven't been around for a couple of threads but then I was sitting at work sweaty and shaky and it made me think of you guys.

Does anyone here like the feeling of minor withdrawal, so drinks until they get to this point for a few days, and then tapers off. Living while drinking in moderation with minor withdrawal is amazing.

>awesome vivid dreams
>increased sex drive

What’s not to like? I just make sure never to continue drinking once I get to this point. Otherwise I quickly divulge into hell.

>>9566869
Not really no.

>>9566869
Yeah, when you don't go to hard on the booze there can be a pleasantness to the rush of the 'bounce back', almost like you're stimmed/slightly manic the days after.

> I just make sure never to continue drinking once I get to this point.
This always failed for me so far though.

How much do you drink on your drinking days?

And isn't binging and quitting the quickest way to brain damage?

>>9566893
I’m not sure about the quitting and binging causing brain damage. I have seems anons on here talk about the kindling effect on the brain that actually is true, but I am not sure if it can cause sognificant brain damage.

Here is how kindling has working for me with being able to easily get to this stage of minor withdrawal...
Basically, since I have been through withdrawal so many times, I get the vivid dreams and increased sex drive, paired with feeling amazing in the mornings, by only drinking heavily for 3 days, meaning about a pint to a fifth of vodka a day. Then I can slowly taper off, but still be in a state of minor withdrawal for about a week. Since I am not going into an extreme withdrawal, I think the brain damage shouldn’t be too great. The significant brain damage (i assume but am not certain) comes from people who drink heavily for months to years, then stop.. go through absolute hell, perhaps even delirium tremens and seizures, yet continue to continue this cycle over and over.

>Wake up 2 hours before alc sale ends
>I WILL RESIST FOR I AM STRONG
>Go back to napping
>Wake up 20 minutes before alc sale ends
>Rush there
>I was not strong

>>9566578
>...blacks and other Third-World people.
oh this is going to be completely factual and objective

>>9566944
Please try to ignore it. It’ll just make the idiot rant even more.

>>9565936
>anytips for covering my breath?
Don't drink.
You can't stop blood alcohol from escaping through the lungs, that's why cops use breathalysers.

>>9566709
You should have asked for benzo.
You can mix booze and ibuprofen. It's paracetamol that's bad on the liver.

>>9566861
/r9k/ and /pol/ had left for a few threads, it's a sudden comeback.
Just ignore them.

>Get drunk
>Start ranting about niggers and jews
>East euro so family agrees and we shit on our politicians as well

>>9564146
> At least you werent born in Africa. At least we have vodka and infinite streaming/downloadable music
I was born and live now in the third world country and I have vodka($4 for 500ml. for a decent bottle) and infinite streaming music for $2.5/month

>>9567051
>I get booze and internet for fuck all

Duh, How else are they gonna keep people in the 3rd world nightmare in which you exist?

>>9567051
What’s the food like? Food in 3rd world countries seems to be of massively higher quality than the west. I’d eat the shit out of this Cambodian market, but fresh, organic stuff like that in the UK would be impossibly expensive
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7x0trXEI9wU

>>9567099
Depends where are you going to buy it, if from the supermarket, it's rather going to be the same food you have in the UK, if from the street traders, the taste of fruits and vegetables is going to be different. Meat, in my opinion, tastes the same, whether you're going to buy it in the supermarket or off the street traders(outdoor markets). Pic related is the street trading.

>>9567064
Not him, but in east euro?
There's nothing other to do than drink

>>9566937
The sense of urgency is awful. Licensing laws make me feel frantic and panicked; they make me buy booze when I’d rather not.
Always felt, when I was addicted to smack, that it was sparsity which made me use so much. If I’d had a huge pile of heroin I’d have been massively less inclined to use as much as I did.
Deny people something that they feel they need, they’ll crave it ten times more than if you’d just stopped fucking meddling.

>>9567546
Exactly.
If I don't get it within the time period I will be unable to buy it for 12 hours, what if I want it during that time and don't have it? I NEED to go and buy it before, which also means I will end up drinking it, instead of deciding whether I want to go out at 4am to a store to buy a bottle

>>9560614
How? Why? All that time alone with myself is too scary to think about.

>>9560270
anon you should excercise and think about if you care about something in your life. there must be something you think is worth devoting time to. even if it something like having a dog, telling your family you love them or get an easy hobby like gardening. one small thing to occupy your time outside of the daily routine will open up new avenues of thought and motivation

>>9567546
You lads may be on to something, I've had three sober months so far this year, I think because I started moonshining.

Had unlimited liquor and and after a while of overindulging it didn't seem worth it any more.

Sure is Reddit in here

>>9562073
>Do alcohoicls drink beer?
Of course they fucking do you muppet

>>9564662
>>9564643
I thought summer ended already.

>>9567737
>>9567706
>>9567683
Which board did you just come from? You sound bizarrely aggressive.
I don’t drink beer, pointless, just makes me feel lethargic. There’s a reason it has only recently been classed as an alcoholic beverage in Russia.

>>9567747
Lethargy feels gud.

>>9564974
>>9564999
>it's habit forming
Do you guys post infographics on Facebook by any chance?
>Addiction is a brain disorder characterized by compulsive engagement in rewarding stimuli, despite adverse consequences.
It's addictive, just like video games or porn or gambling can be addictive, or pretty much anything which is enjoyable but potentially harmful. Fuck right off with your popular pseudo-science meme.

>>9565784
>but you can't put almost totally benign plants in your body.
>totally benign
THC can be terrible for your mental health. Of all the schizophrenics I've ever met, they have all had one thing in common.

>>9567765
>It's addictive, just like video games or porn or gambling can be addictive, or pretty much anything which is enjoyable but potentially harmful. Fuck right off with your popular pseudo-science meme.

There's very clear differences between physical addiction and psychological ones, and even then, substances that are actually addictive, even though they function the same way as in your example video games or gambling, they are far more potent

>>9567765
I’m more inclined to believe decades of personal experience - and people like professor David Nutt, former chief drugs advisor to the British government and very probably the most knowledgeable person on the subject of recreational drugs ever to walk the earth, than an anon in an imageboard who sounds like the kind of angry teenager who screams and shouts online, but who’d cry if I gave him a mildly menacing glance irl.
Your galloping into a thread full of seasoned addicts and furiously asserting your dominance just makes you look like a brat. Shoo.

>>9567747
Are you telling me drinking a pint of beer an hour i.e. the equivalent of a fifth of vodka over 8 hours isn't enough to get drunk?

>>9567775
No study has ever proven that cannabis causes schizophrenia.
The rate of smoking in schizophrenics is also extremely high compared to the general population, do you think smoking causes schizophrenia too?

>>9567787
>There's very clear differences between physical addiction and psychological ones
No disagreement there but that isn't what you (if it was you) were saying before. You were saying it isn't addictive, which it can be.
>>9567790
And would David Nutt refuse to describe gambling as an addiction?

>>9567806
No I'm not the guy you were responding to.
But you have to understand that literally everything can become addictive, eating food, twitching your leg, cracking knuckles, etc, it's completely irrelevant when you're talking about substances that actually create an addiction, and not ones you make yourself

>>9567792
You’re very new here aren’t you.
Yeah I’m saying that. 8 pints over 8 hours would get me nowhere near drunk, Id just feel uncomfortable, irritable and bloated.

>>9567819
Almost everybody else in the world would consider somebody who drinks a fifth a day an alcoholic.

>>9567836
A fifth over 8 hours is nothing.
If you drink a fifth in an hour or tow sure, but your overall alcohol levels will remain really low if you're drinking a fifth over 8 hours

>>9567546
That's how Apple sells phones : they don't produce enough for release date, creating a (false) feeling of sparsity. It's a sell known thing, it's in our brains since humans lived in caves.

>>9567765
Psychological addictions are still addictions, even if physical addiction are a whole new level.
Pot is the only thing that works for me to stay dry, but I hate potheads who claim psychological addiction isn't an addiction.

>>9567795
Nicotine helps with schizophrenia. Vaping 3mg/ml juice (low nicotine) is medical recommendation for them. (Used to be 2-3 cigarettes a day.)

>>9567836
This is the alcoholic thread. Not the alcohol thread.

>>9567819
Beer is impractical and uncomfortable. Alchies tend to just go for the highest concentration of ethanol, with as few congeners and as little bulk as possible. With 750cl I can slam 28 units in an hour easily. Keeping that much beer down would be unnecessarily uncomfortable, and it’d just drag and drag on and on; always in a state of mild tipsiness, frustrated that I can’t catch a proper buzz from the shotgun of ethanol to the brain which is provided by vodka. Then there’s the heartburn, the cost, the worse hangover, the constant pissing, etc etc. I only drink beer if I’m actively engaged in trying to stop drinking altogether.

>>9567870
>A fifth over 8 hours is nothing.
Lol no, the limit for "alcohol abuse" is closer to a fifth a week.
Sure, a fifth a day is common ITT, but again, this is the alcoholic thread.

>>9567875
>Nicotine helps with schizophrenia
Yeah, it does. That's why the smoke so much.
And just because that guy has only met schizos who have done marijuana doesn't mean that caused it

How do i detox safely, ive been trying to taper but its not working.

I really don't want to go to detox because in Omaha it's in skidrow, right next a homeless shelter, and its really fucking scary.

>Running out of alcohol
>7 hours until alc sale starts
Not sure if I want to chug and just hope to fall asleep for more than 3 hours hopefully today
Or just do shit and end up the last 5 hours sober

>>9567904

I had to run to the gas station on break at work the other day too grab a shooter because i was pretty sure i was going to have a heart attack the other day

I got fired tonight.
Out with my friends having a beer.
Get a phone call from the boss. "Don't come in tomorrow"

I'm feeling fucking pretty fucking shitty.

>>9567895
pussy

>>9567904
I’d buy benzos and stop drinking same day. 20-30mg of Valium for the first three days and I’d expect to be ok. Difficult for sure, but going through detox is horrible even with benzos, it’s much nicer to do it at home if you can.
Not that it worked for me. I’m drunk right now, after having been hospitalised 3 times in 2017 thanks to acute WD. Getting through the first few days is hurdle 1, you’ve then got months of PAWS with which you’ll be contending. Relapse rates are high.

>>9567875
>This is the alcoholic thread. Not the alcohol thread.
My dad died of alcoholism and only drank beer/cider, in a nation full of alcoholics who drink mostly beer/cider. If your threshold for what you consider alcoholism is more than a fifth a day, you've gone way past being an alcoholic. I say this as somebody who used to stay drunk for weeks at a time, who still gets the shakes now unless I don't drink for over a month.

>>9567929
Because of booze?

>>9567945
>weeks
Bless.

>>9567946
No.
I was a good fucking boy. Didn't drink when I worked. I waited until Friday and Saturday to drink. I was on time and alert every fucking day.

I don't really know but my best guess is that I'm not "fast enough" for this bullshit cafe. Apparently being 10 minutes slow on a 7 hour shift is fucking unacceptable for someone in their first month.

>>9567940
Ive been to the loony bin and rehab twice in the last year, they detoxed me on librium, and ya i know its horrible.

Some dude in AA once told me to stay jacked up on sugar while you're trying to detox.

I had my first hallucination from the DT's the other day, and I don't think my heart can make it much longer.

>>9567904
I think some people are just genetically predisposed to suffer worse withdrawals than others. When I tried to quit I had my doctor telling me to only drink whenever I felt myself trembling or sweating too much, yet I was doing that while still drinking. It was impossible to find a rhythm of drinking which kept withdrawals at bay while decreasing my alcohol intake. The only way I could prevent myself from withdrawing was to drink more than the day before. In the end I just got used to the shakes and used my discretion as to how badly I was withdrawing and how often I needed to drink in order to not die.

>>9567966

I hate being cursed with this bullshit friend.

>>9567896
It may be self-medication (or failed attempt at it), like smoking.

>>9567904
What's not working with tapering? You end up drinking too much?
Try beer, it helps. Try only buying what you intend to drink and hide your money in a timed locker or something.

Alternatively, get benzo (see a doc, usually an addictologist at a rehab, but any complaisant doc will do). Just switch from alcohol to benzo and taper them instead.
It's as addictive as alcohol, so don't get addicted to them, you have to taper them relatively fast. You'll have some withdrawals but not too bad (tapering alcohol is the same).

>>9567945
Yeah, I agree with you. Miscommunication happened somewhere.
Sorry about our dad. *hug*

>>9567966
>yet I was doing that while still drinking
I went to the point where I could experience both withdrawals and drunkenness. I don't know if it's genetic or if I had reached a crazy level of alcoholism.
Rehab wasn't fun.

>>9567958
>sugar
Honey seems to make me feel a bit better when I’m withdrawing. I’ve had people in these threads recommended sugar. Not sure why it helps, I thought maybe it’s the malnutrition; I don’t eat more than a couple of times a week if I’m drinking, and can’t even keep water down if I’m withdrawing. A year ago I was so underweight I could see my liver protruding beneath my rib cage.
Too drunk to say whatever else I was going to say. I think I had an intradesting follow up point, but I’m high on lorazepam and tramadol, I’m drunk, and I’ve smashed my bong open to get to the oils, so I’m kinda cosy and high right now, brain is on strike, I’m probably blacked out right now and won’t realise it until I wake up tomorrow with no memory of this night.

>>9567775
that's like saying that prosthetic are terrible for your legs because all the amputees have them.

>>9567775
You conveniently omitted the "almost" that qualified "totally benign." I do believe marijuana can be a little harmful, both physically and mentally, (and kratom even less harmful) but the point is just that alcohol is obv much much worse, but govts let you literally kill yourself with it.

situation is that I've drunk near mylimit but I just learned that some people are ariving in a couple hours

how do I keep myself going?

>>9568043
>but the point is just that alcohol is obv much much worse, but govts let you literally kill yourself with it.
Well I don't disagree with that.

>>9568055
You sound too wrecked. Like you’ll fall asleep if you stop drinking, and be too wasted if you carry on. I’d give up if I were you. Unless maybe you have a few rocks of crack handy.

>get pulled over on my bike in britbongistan
>TV license suspended
>Bike license suspended
>subject to random penis inspections for 3 years
>banned from ever seeing the queen IRL

Anyone ever tried upgrading their piss bucket? I was thinking about installing a small water feature pump, with pipe routed out of the window. That way I wouldn’t have to wake in the night to find the bucket full, then trip over it trying to empty it.
As for shitting, I was thinking about crapping in pizza boxes, then putting them in a freezer next to the bed, to be dealt with when it’s full,
Is this the rolls royce of piss buckets, or is this a step too far in the direction of total hopelessness? So conflicted

>>9568226
I have.
I call it... A toilet

>>9568240
Yeah this. Just install a urinal in your room.

8 beers and 20 cl of rum down and still sober...at least the Yankees won

>>9568226
How small is your piss bucket? A normal bucket is like 10 liters, you surely don't piss that much.

Just changed my desktop background to this screenshot I just took from NNB. First time I've changed it in a year.

I found out I have kidney disease today.

I was wondering why my urine smelled like ammonia.


The magic number apparently is 7 years of daily heavy drinking

>>9568380
I had a friend that had to get a new kidney just because they were a vegan twat for 6 months.

>Couldn't fall asleep
>4 hours until alc sale starts
I fucking hate tolerance

>>9567775
This is true. but psychedelics are a nastier goatfuck. they'll can randomly wreck people 10x harder, and 100x faster

Cheer up lads there's a new thread coming.

4.50sm. Woke for no reason. Exploding with discomfort. Omfg I can’t go on.
Bottoms up.

>>9568386
You have to really suck at veganism is a lack of hotdogs wrecks your organs.

Did he just go on a ramen diet or something?

19 years old and can't resist a drink at night. I find being sober so fucking boring. I'm going through 6 packs of beer each day and it's getting too expensive, probably gonna switch to the bottle.

>>9569114
>>9569114

Apparently new thread
asshole OP didn't bother linking it here