/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9560780
Its's sätschuan

>>9560785
the spelling is just sirmantics you knew what i meant
recipe of fuck right off pls

>>9560788
Guess I'll take my leave then

It's sachiko sauce.

>>9560788
>recipe of fuck right off pls
Here

Ingredients:
Yourself
The door

Step 1: fuck right off

Step 2: enjoy!

>>9560829
clearly meant OR cant you read you tool

>>9560780
Mix sugar and soy sauce 1:1 then cook the shit out of it. Should come pretty close.

mix a 2:1 ratio of soy sauce and bbq sauce

>>9560795
Punch her in the face

>>9560780

2 Tbsp Hoisin Sauce
½ tsp White Vinegar
½ tsp Cracked Black Pepper
¼ tsp Lemon Juice
⅛ tsp Sesame Oil

>>9560780
Google you stupid fuck.

RMposting should be banned

>>9561395
If we banned all the "quality discussions" in here, we'd be left with nothing but the patti cook-alongs, alcoholism, and the cooking challenge.

>>9560780
Le god doeant le exists morty

>>9560829

>>9560829
kek

>>9560788
It would just be called phonetic spelling on your part.

>>9560780
Just go to Oriental supermarket and ask them for the tastiest szechuan sauce.

1 parts teriyaki sauce
3 parts cum

>>9560780
>youtube Binging with Babish
>watch his sezchuan video and the correction video
wow easy

>>9560788
You know, you have to have a high IQ to make ShMcZQuan Sauwce

>>9561406

does anyone have that rick and morty intelligence copy paste

>>9564519
I genuinely dont believe he came anywhere close considering how fucking pathetic the rest of his meals are.
He's the embodiment of a NYC nu-male that fancies themselves a culinary genius

>>9564619
>NYC nu-male
kys

>>9560780
>rick and morties
>sejwan
I hope you watch everything you hold dear burn before your eyes you degenerate communist Godless heathen.

>>9564650
But xhe's absolutely correct.

>>9564650
Well what do you call the wannabe chefs covered it shitty tattoos that flood NYC shops?

>>9560834
He clearly wrote OF you illiterate child.

>>9560834
>>9564673
his response makes sense and is appropriate in both cases

>>9564669
daddy

>>9560780
>sejwan

Jesus fucking Christ. I don't give half a shit if you can't pronounce it properly, but at least spell it correctly. Pinyin, Wade-Giles, take your pick, but do it fucking right.

>>9565857
我想它是反语

>>9565871
反语不反语, 我烦死了

Hjj

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid