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Ok guys. This is the big one. I'm hosting the MOST autistic party of our generation. My question to you, /ck, is, what should I make? A cake emblazoned with the face of our friend Pepe? Harambe cookies? Watermelon flavored fried chicken? I need some help here. Pic related.

>> No.9550265

Gelatin dragon dildos.

>> No.9550271

>>9550205
A cake with retarded pepe holding the same cake

>> No.9550289

>Smiley fries
>Dino tendies
>Sips

Maybe some Pepe sugar cookies? Making a cookie cutter and getting some food die shouldn't be hard.

>> No.9550311

>>9550205
for me its the mcchicken

>> No.9550453

You're either hosting this ironically, in which case you're hipster trash, or because you and your friends think this is a good idea, which makes you the lowest of the low.

Either way, I strongly suggest poisoning the food and digging in alongside your guests.

>> No.9550551

>>9550205
Brownies of course.

>> No.9550673

>>9550205
It has already been done before, can someone post the blue chicken and aspic shrimp?

>> No.9550810

>>9550205
Here's omething easy:

Constantly reference a cake like "And the best part is yet to come, I made this amazing cake." Then, never actually present a cake of any kind. Towards the end when someone undoubtedly asks when the cake is coming, get all serious and say "The cake is a lie." XD

>> No.9550917

Mountain dew and cheetos

>> No.9550921

>>9550205
Oh my, how Lovecraftian.

>> No.9550922

Sleepytime Chicken

>> No.9550927

>>9550917
Serve the mountin dew in wine glasses and prepare single use gloves for the cheetos

>> No.9550936

I think the only thing you should bring to this party is your own suicide.

>> No.9550973

>>9550453
The only correct response. You're doing God's work anon.

>> No.9550998

>>9550271
This sounds amazing

>> No.9551013
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9551013

>>9550673
It's from a photoshoot by this guy, if you were wondering.
http://malechef.tumblr.com/

>> No.9551022

>>9551013
Here's another link so you don't have to dig through 19 pages on the tumblr.
http://www.foodrepublic.com/2013/11/21/its-a-male-chef-x-food-republic-thanksgiving/