/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You don't want to eat meat that's been subsisting off of roadside garbage and is probably loaded with heavy metals and other poisons.

>>9545933
This. There's a reason why wild city pidgeon isn't good for eating despite literally having been brought to new york for eating

>>9545933
Very much this. We had nonmigratory canada geese all over the place at a condo I used to own. They would eat our chemical-coated lawn and then crap all over the dock by the lakeside. I always wanted to get a samurai sword and go down there and start lopping off heads. Eating them would have been an exercise in toxic waste cleanup for my liver.

>>9545802
what's up fucking psychopath? people who walk around thinking about snapping duck heads and eating their toes and penises is a fucking mental case. guess my weight asshole.

>>9548040
98 pounds?

>>9548040
Sounds metal as fuck

>>9545802
I relate. I wish I could just stroll around town with my granddaddy's .22 rifle popping the little fuckers in their peckers.

>>9548061
Psycho. You should be on a list.

>>9545802
good luck trying to grab a swan. those things are mean as fuck

>>9548076
You should. I know the difference between killing birds and killing people.

>>9548094
there is no difference, retard.

Friendly reminder: don't feed obvious trolls

>>9545802
Not too weird, a lot of these fowl are basically pest species. Though what >>9545933 says is very true.

I worked at a zoo for a few years and I really wish we could have trapped mallards. Shit tons of 'em, they were eating decently on our ponds, they could hybridize with some of our duck species, and they raped a couple to death. With all the trouble they caused us, they owed us a meal or two, really.

>>9548116
Hahahahahahaha you won't troll me this time vegan fag

>>9545802
So what you do is sit in the back passenger side seat of your car with the door open. Throw some bread to the geese and get them to come close. When they get comfortable, offer them some bread pieces with an open palm. When you get a taker, grab it by the head and break its neck. Pull it in your vehicle, jump in the driver's seat and get the hell out of there.
Canada goose breasts are huge. You can do them broiled in the oven like a london broil. Keep it very rare and it tastes a lot like beef. Makes excellent jerky too.

>>9548154
This doesn't happen to apply to any other van related luring activity does it?

>>9545802
heard something in the news where some asian guy did that to a goose/duck/swan or something

He was arrested probably for something stupid like animal cruelty.

>>9548163
It's a good way to scratch your cold blooded murder itch without taking it out on friends and neighbors.

>>9548171
>He was arrested probably for something stupid like animal cruelty.

No, he violated the federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act, as well as the state laws on lawful hunting of migratory birds which comply with provisions of said act. Scumbags like him are why much of Asia has no game. Hopefully he was stripped naked, pilloried in the public square and lashed to within an inch of his life with a cat 'o nine tails.

>>9548245
Neat. Is it true that much of Asia has no game? Seems like an awfully big continent to be so consistently true. And how much of this was Europeans shooting animals by the hundreds for "sport"

>>9548251
You're a fucking retard

>>9548257
Ok.

>>9548251
>asians kill and eat anything that moves
>lol must be the white man's fault

I've thought about that multiple times.

>>9548094
Killing birds for a laugh is psycho. The only reasons to kill animals is for food or in self defense.

>>9548094
Wrong. Birds in public spaces are universally huge shitcunts and more than deserve to be afraid of humans. I used to shoot the pigeons that would bully smaller birds away from our feeders with an air rifle, my dad used to help me but he preferred a small blowdart to bb's. Our minpins would catch the cunts sometimes too, was a bit more messy to clean up but it was fun watching the pups hunt.

>>9549203
Meant for
>>9548334

>>9545933
back to plebbit

>>9548116
>I wouldn't eat a garbage bird I killed

>>9548081
swift kick to the throat my mate

>>9548040
>>9548045
They must weight much more than that considering they've never killed an animal in their life. 280 but you tell people you're 250

>>9549212
>>9549215
Cletus happy to eat roadkill using lead chips and gravel for its gizzard stones all its life

>>9549220
Swans are easy enemies. Gotta go for the (long) throat immediately. Either a kick or a quick snap,see how those dumb fucks take that. I killed quite a few swans like that.

>>9549227
>that tattooed faggot checking out an avocado.jpeg

>>9547995
>I always wanted to get a samurai sword and go down there and start lopping off heads.
fucking kek

>>9549230
>classic 4chan "people are calling me a shithead so I'll respond by being even edgier to le trigger them" defense mechanism toward acknowledging one's own narcissism

It's okay, anon. Tell us about your father.

>>9549237
the fuck you talking aout m8. Fucking easy to fuck up a swan

>>9549240
He's a hipster crybaby that thinks it's "abuse"

>>9549245
Killing swans is a public service!