/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9522487
They fucked the story up... all the ingredients aren't supposed to come from the same guy, that kinda defeats the point of the story.

>>9522461
>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>>9522564
They aren't human, are they?

>>9522625
I haven't seen any of those. Hope some anon will post them!

>>9522625
>Missing surly king of the egg fort even though it's in every goddamn thread

>>9522625
HAHA, not on the list.

>>9522646
>HAHA I love being a faggot and try to make people mad

Oh it shows, anon

>>9522646
alternatively
>crack egg into pan
>eat the egg

>>9522635
No, don't worry, they're just insects.

>>9522643
It was in the last pasta. I wanted to post a new one. But here you go, enjoy faggot

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>>9522635
>>9522654
FUCK OFF BACK TO >>>/pol/ YOU INBRED RACIST

>>9522657
>Still not on the list
Go back to /a/

>>9522661
Oh well, my proofreading sucks. Have another (((you)))

>>9522661
I guess you missed that day in school when they taught reading comprehension

>>9522660
Jeez, what's your problem?

>>9522660
butthurt niggerlover spotted

Just because of the shitposter I'm gonna post the stuff he loves.

>>9522661
Holy shit, you're an idiot..

>>9522682
You would've anyway.

>>9522687
And it just burns you up, doesn't it sweetie?

>>9522679
nigger? I thought we were talking about the flies.

>>9522487

What is even supposed to be the lesson of "Stone Soup" ?

read this story as a kid, but didn't know what the lesson was. Same with Chicka Chika Boom and Emepror's New Clothes.

>>9522685
Holy fuck that nigga got his shit rekt

>>9522698
The lesson is that if every person shares what they have rather than keeping it to themselves they can make something even better and everyone benefits.

>>9522692
>thinks anyone here has high expectations

>>9522704
so socialism.

>>9522704
>benefits
Especially for the conman who only shares the worthless stone. Pretty true to life.

>>9522714
When taken to it's farthest logical conclusion sure. But it's just as easy to take it for the much simpler "help each other and everyone does better" message.

>>9522698
The lesson is don't be fooled by starving beggars and their scams. Stay to your own and keep your own

>>9522741
Someone post some BLACKED .webm's because I'm ready to fap

>>9522682
Jesus Christ Favreau.

>>9522698
As a kid it was inspiring. The lesson is is that everybodys a sucker and thinking you have nothing makes you a sucker too.

>>9522750
>>>/b/
and stay there.

>>9522772
first (you)

>>9522564
Jesus fucking christ

>>9522783
>>>/imgur/

>>9522564
>hungry for the mosquito nugger
They all have aids anyway, who cares

>>9522625
>chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
I think at least part of that only happened in your head, man. You might have some hangups.

>>9522685
reminds me of dragonball

>>9522625
Please post these somebody!

>>9522536
>filename isn't "cookingwithal/ck/"

>>9522682
>oil
>putting cheese on both sides and grilling each side open face instead of just stacking the sandwich and grilling one side at a time
>rebuttering the outside after its already crisped

Fucking stupid.

>>9522899
just say Jesus Christ Favreau, its quicker

>>9522646

eww

>>9522685
here come the insect people

>>9522753
>>9522902
It's just grilled cheese.

>>9522685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqO3cmoFoQg

>>9522943
Other than the bean compartment, that's pretty fucking pointless.

>>9522961
stop

>>9522721
so not real socialism has been tried IRL?

>>9522961

why don't they stand up and run off?

>>9522994
They were so drunk they couldn't stand.
That's why they were executed, insubordination.

>>9522961
There is a squid imouto wondering when her squid Oniichan is going to come back. ;_;

>>9522685
what type of fish is that?

>>9523020
whale shark, and it's an endangered species

I hate asia so much

>>9522715
Yeah i know right. everyone working together to benefit themselves whilst also helping those who have nothing

What a shit moral to a story

>>9522772
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>put a shitload of cheese in anyway

>>9522660
Chill out Tyrone

>>9523072
>>9523075
millenials were a mistake

>>9523075
>Not position the egg so the yolk runs into the cavity of the pit instead of the plate

some peoples children.

>>9523079
>implying you were born before 85
Captcha: Young aNDgay

>>9522625
>inb4 this shitty pasta

>>9523125
1983

>>9522698
In my country the story was the lord had to wait for the soup for so long, the man brought out normal food (he said the stone soup is some fancy delicacy beforehand), then the lord said it's the best thing he'd ever tasted, despite just being normal everyday food.
Moral is when you're hungry anything will taste good.
Then again the only thing in common between this story and the one in webm is the stone soup theme.

>>9522899
I feel like doing it open faced is a good idea. It's quicker.

>>9523137
>hurr i'm 34
nice try, you wouldn't be on 4chan gaylord

>>9523206
I stayed pure

>>9523216
sauce?

>>9522646
>I have so much money, I need to invent ways to make my normal food stupidly expensive, but also disgusting so it wastes even more money when I just throw it right in the trash.

>>9522850

>>9523216
I have no idea what this is, but I can guarantee that within twenty pages he/she learns a valuable life lesson by being brutally raped.

>>9523076
slit your wrist you fucking spastic
>>>/r/thedonald

>>9523059
>deceiving and lying is alright
>as long as you share
I'm not sure sure the moral is really that great.

>>9523344
I can guarantee the life lesson she learns is that dick feels good

>>9523357
either edgy 12 year old or angery cotton picker
not sure which one

>>9522564
>africans

>>9523378
>evangelicals

>>9522625
you seriously need a break from /ck/ webm threads.

>>9522564
While everyone is ripping on this kid, they should know he is able to say: "I ate insects before it was cool", because he's far ahead of his time. Soon we'll all be eating bugs.

>>9523399
>threads
I tend to argue there is but one thread, but with the occasional webm/comments getting shuffled.

>>9522701
>meat so tough and salty you have to cut it only a few milimeters to make edible

Wake up sheeple, its clearly just shitty ham

>>9522961
What ending to Blood borne is this?

>>9523381
>evangelical niggers
still just niggers

>>9522654

>>9523050
>Spend a fortune on conserving the failure of evolution that is the panda
>Regularly hunt endangered endangered species
I'm not sure if I want the pandas or the chinks to die off first.

>>9522701
Ballistic BBQ is basd

>>9523075
keto as fuck but also retarded as fuck

>>9523515
>>Spend a fortune on conserving the failure of evolution that is the panda
>Spend

They are not trying to conserve pandas out of the goodness of their hearts, mate.

>>9523804

what is it for then?

>>9523732
like a clockwork of diabetus

>>9522461

>>9522646
I really dislike how so many vegans and vegetarians desperately and more often then not patheticly try to mimic non-vegan/vegetarian food.
Vegan and vegetarian food can be just as delicious, but just do your own damn thing with it. You ain't gonna convince an omnivore to become vegan with atrocities like that, that don't even remotely taste like the thing they're trying to imitate.

>>9522536

that's only like three shots.

>>9523827
>syrup on fried chicken

wat

>>9523853
I thought it was like a novelty to serve to you r vegan friends at brunch and giggle about how clever you are

>>9522787
you're a fucking moron

>>9523378
they literally look like chimpanzees

>>9523885
I think it's honey

>>9523885

>ketchup on fried chicken tenders is any different from syrup on fried chicken

not really

>>9523443
> Soon we'll all be eating bugs.

>>9523986
back to /his/ bugs

>>9522660
(You)

>expect a comfy food webm thread
>instead get animalabuse.webm everywhere

i genuinely hope you all kill yourselves

>>9523814
Money.

>>9522943
>hot whole tomatoes

why

>>9522961
>some take two cuts

>>9522966
>>9522994
>>9523002
>>9523471
>>9524026
christ, are you vegans?

>>9524025
They burst in your mouth. It's pretty nice when you get the temperature right and an absolute horrorshow when you don't.

>>9524033
Clean kills are more humane faggot. That webm just shows how incompetence and cruelty for the sake of keeping the squid's body pretty and intact.

>>9523206
>he thinks you can escape this place

>>9522660
are we reaching the point where even these posts are ironic

>>9523885
leave

>>9524128
>That'll be $445 plus tip

anyone has the WEBM of the egg booth?

>>9523216
i'll need a sauce on that my man

>>9524128
You can't be serious

>>9523853

THANK YOU. ~ the rational-minded community

>>9524128
>The virgin egg chef vs the chad egg fortress

>>9524128
>the customer cooks it themselves
>we just tell them what ingredients to use, what quantities and in what order, how to cook it, how long to cook it and we take it off them to do parts of it ourselves

>>9522646
Fucking rich people. They have more time and money then sense.

>>9524128

>>9522685
fucking zipperheads

>>9522899
It warms up both sides of the cheese evenly this way and it's really not any harder.

>>9522961
That's actually rather humane way to dispatch them.

Better then just tearing the tube off and scooping out the guts and keeping the tentacles from walking away.

>>9524128
>affluenza: the restaurant

>>9524128
I found it infuriating how he talked about some customers not know how to crack an egg open.

>>9523399
My wife told me I can't play world of warcraft anymore because it takes up too much time. So posting fag shit on /ck/ is my new outlet for expressing my autism

>>9524128
Jesus christ what the fuck
This man is obviously brilliant, but such a cockhair for doing this

>>9523949
>>9523975
Have you people seriously never had chicken and waffles? Of course the maple syrup goes on it.

>>9524468
Syrup on fried chicken?

>>9524348
how did you get a wife?

did you buy one from the Philippines?

>>9522961
>this kills the squid

>>9524033
Vegans would let their death go to waste by refusing to eat their delicious corpses. Who's the greater monster here?

>>9522692
>bringing his head down to the food
Fucking animal

>>9523072
>make this comment every. single. time
ur so cool

>>9524468
>>9523975

>>9524604
WHY?!!?!!?

>>9524604
Canada was a mistake.

>>9522646
it honestly looks really good

>>9524508
>>9522961
They're cuttlefish.

>>9524500
Nah my penis is just huge, like nigger proportions. And in person, I do possess at least a modicum of personality. Not that it helps much, I think it's mostly the king kong dick

>>9524346
I'm not surprised if some of his customers even know what an egg looks like if they're willing to shell out $200 for this shit

>>9524604
Disgusting. Pineapple in pizza...

>>9524608
>>9524611
>video to trigger people
>gets triggered

pussies

>>9523443
>pro-Entomophagy grass roots propaganda

Shill spotted.

>>9524760
this is a bit rough without audio

cracks me the fuck up everytime I see it though

"That's what I'm looking for. That nice colour"

"Tosser"

>>9522704
You mean if you are smart enough you can steal from people without them knowing it, but you are still a homeless beggar who can't do anything worthwhile in your life.

>>9522635
> People living on scarcity of resources have to resort to unusual ways to avoid undernourishment
> Somehow this attents against their humanity
> Saying this from your piece of advanced technology, surrounded by comfort, luxury and abundance of resources provided to you since the day of your birth
You think little.

>>9524778
>>>reddit

>>9524770
Agreed.

>>9522899
>oil for consistency, butter for flavour
>making sure the sandwich cooks evenly and quickly
>making sure the bread is evenly toasted
he isn't doing anything wrong.

>>9524778
They have legs. They can walk to another location where there's better living conditions and food. That's something humanity has been doing since forever.

>>9522564
>rich enough to afford a camera probably a camera phone
>still eats insects
Sub-Saharan Africa needs to be nuked.

>>9524791
And that is why many of them migrate to Europe and Middle East through boats.

>>9524791

Thats why they're going to europe

>>9522646
>>9523853
>>9523229
>>9524302

> Show recipe for vegan food
> People get mad
It's funny because I see ten times more people complaining about vegans being annoyed than actual vegans doing annoying things, which makes me think people who hate on vegans are truly the annoying kinds.
It's just a vegan recipe made on a channel that's aimed for vegans. Why are you all mad? It's just a fucking recipe of something to do with avocado, it's not propaganda forcing you to eat.
> It's too much effort and ingredients
Holy shit, really? I didn't realize we were in a thread dedicated to easy recipes that used very simple and easy to find ingredients... I bet my testicles that if that wasn't vegan, it wouldn't have got a single hateful reply about its abundance of ingredients or its too complicated execution. Besides, it's not even a hard recipe, there's two fucking steps.
> It looks like an egg!
So fucking what? Would you complain about a cake in the shape of a fucking tree? It's just aesthetics game, you idiots.

>>9524500
>did you buy one from the Philippines?
Is that even possible? I don't mean a hooker, I mean buying an actual wife. pls respond, it is important

>>9524818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail-order_bride

>>9524485
yeah m8, honey is good too

>>9524074
We're far past post ironic humour, anon. We've reached meta-trolling transcendental irony age now.

>>9522850
This is funny though
Fuck those ice cream roll meme joints where you pay ten bucks for a few rolls of ice that taste like the previous three orders mixed together

>>9522685
Man Asians are fucking evil with mammals and other chordates.

>>9524825
"In some cases women were recruited based on their physical appearance, with an emphasis placed on youth and virginity." Fuck me sideways nigga, money can actually buy you happiness. All my life searching and it was as simple as using a high-end marriage agency. Thank you based anon, may your bed be full of hot wives.

>>9522850
so THAT'S where all my gasket scrapers went

>>9522625
Thank you for your service!

>>9524048
To be fair, that seems to be as quick as is possible unless you're going to smash a brick over them or something
The conventionel way is to just disembowel them while keeping their brain/nervous thing intact so they live for quite a while, which is fucked.
>>9524348
>wife told me I can't play world of warcraft anymore
Boooooooooooy
>>9524817
>Entire movement is built on EWWWW MEAT IS GROOOOOSS HOW CAN YOU EAT SOMETHING SO GROOOOOSSS
>Go out of way to replicate taste, appearance, and texture of meat whenever possible
>Never come close to succeeding because all you have to work with is disgusting seeds and soy mash
>Get mocked for the disgusting caricatures of beloved foods you create
>Cry

>>9523206
im 31, nigger. you think its only college kids here? we came here out of bordom a decade ago, why would we just stop? in 3 years do I have to stop using the internet or something?

>>9524604
You know...maple syrup on a burger is probably good....but not that fake shit he's pumping out

>>9523822
Look at those god damn avantgarde sticks.

>>9523216
4 more years left for me

>>9524817
>two fucking steps
Are we watching the same video?
>Would you complain about a cake in the shape of a fucking tree?
No, because no one bases their diet around not eating trees.

>>9523443
maybe you will, but Id rather starve. if meat becomes so expensive I can hardly afford it, ill either start hunting and eating squirrels and rabbit or mostly be a vegetarian.

>>9524905
Kids are scared out of their mind that their "cool" place, which wasn't theirs to begin with, has adults on it. It messes with their retarded worldview.

Fucking kids. Get off of my fucking internet lawn!

>>9524760
>shill spotted
/pol/ spotted

>>9522661
How can you add more pumpkin spice when you use the whole container beforehand?

>>9524948
by having two containers

>>9524018
I don't see any animal abuse, unless you're a pussy that considers abuse the act of killing quickly an animal. In that case, fuck off back to tumblr.

>>9524912
>No, because no one bases their diet around not eating trees.
You're so innocent. You haven't heard of the Paleo diet have you?

>>9523373
why not an angry spearchucker with only a 6th grade education?

>>9524928
This, I was already browsing 4chan in '87 when it was still a dial-in BBS

>>9524817
You think we're seething but we're just calling you stupid. There's a difference.

>>9524791
And that has happened throughout the eras, leading to a vast number of wars, conflicts and reshapes of the world we live in. Again, you think very, very little.
> Live in a poor area
> Life is fucking hard, but it's life
> To the north there's the world's largest dry desert
> To the east there's an ocean
> To other directions there are hundreds of kilometers of unknown challenges until we reach an area with better supply of resources, but this area will be already populated by hundreds of thousands of individuals who will most likely be hostile to our diaspora
> Should we take the chance of death and seek the unknown in search of a better future far in the horizon, or should we stay here where we know for certain we can survive?
It's no surprise most of the population only gather the courage to leave once wars break out. When staying equals certain death. And a considerable amount of intercontinental immigrants will die in their way. Besides, humans are like trees, we create roots and bonding to our lands, our kin, our culture. Living everything behind is the last option. As long as life is affordable there, many people will choose to stay. You call a child no older than 3 inhumane for consuming a sort of food that you consider to be "Below" your culinary level, although most certainly if that kid had anything else to eat, I assure you,he wouldn't be eating raw insects. I assure you the taste is not pleasurable. They aren't doing it because they want. What fault has a child that was born in this circumstances and now do what he has been taught, what he has to do in order to survive? Is he to blame for his circumstances? Should his parents be blamed, considering they were also born in this land deprived of humanitarian conditions? Again, you think very little. You have legs too, how far have you walked in life to achieve your dreams, even with all the shortcuts you were offered?

>>9524817
>Would you complain about a cake in the shape of a fucking tree?
I would criticize anyone who tried to use meat to imitate a vegetable, yes. Vegetarian recipes are designed as replacements, it's not merely aesthetics, and that's a stupid fucking way to cook.

>>9524798
> The person recording and the person being recorded are the same

>>9524916
When everyone is enjoying their bugs and the smell of freshly roasted grasshopper fills the air, while you're sitting their with your scruffy squirrel, you'll change your mind.

>>9524791
What pains me the most is the certainty that many of those people living in poverty ridden countries try to migrate to places with better living conditions, places where they will be offered better opportunities and better life supplies. They are the immigrants that constantly invade europe and occasionally the Americas, and I bet my testicles that even though you said that is what they should be doing, you are part of the anti immigration hive mind. The type that get goose bumps when he thinks about The Wall™

>>9524778
Das rite, niggah. Da ebil hwite cracka needz ta staph appressen us an' gib us bekk oua edwansd farmin' tekkmolahjee.

>>9525012
eks dee :^)

>>9525005
>seahorses and starfish
Fuck u chink

>>9524890
Luckily we are not talking about an entire movement here, we are talking about a single video showing an avocado vwgan recipe, and still you got mad enough to complain about.
The more you talk the more I see who the annoying part is here. And it's you.
>>9525001
> Live in a world surrounded by recipes that use ingredients you have cut off your diet
Obviously, unless you're going full McNamony, you will need to try to find alternative ways to do recipes without using the ingredients you no longer consume, unless you want every vegan to completely reinventing culinary
> Should I replace the pasta for mashed potatoes and the cheese for tofu
> Or should I try to make a completely original recipe to say that it's 100% genuinely vegan™?
Are you really thinking before typing?
No one tried to replicate the flavor of eggs with avocado, you blistering idiot. It was literally just a fun way to shape a pasty food without defined shape. You are somehow jumping to the conclusion that the people behind the video are desperately trying to mimic "your" culinary,and force you into veganism. Literally get off your high horse, we don't care about that shit. I've seen chocolat pudins being shaped as strawberries before, do you think there's a hidden message there too, or it's just aesthetics when non vegans do it?
And obviously for people who have joined veganism later in life, they might want to try make recipes that resemble things they have eaten their whole prior life, but now using only vegan ingredients. What's the problem with that? You think being a vegan is like signing up to an ideology and now you have to be faithful, proud and never eat anything that closely resembles tastes of an animal diet? You're pathetic. I put a special sauce in my soy that makes it taste like chicken used to, am I a faux vegan hypocrite because of that? You have no idea of what being vegan means. You just joined the hivemind and now is spurting bullshit like the rest of the internet.

>>9522682
that plate move before he cuts it makes me want to bash this guy's skull in with a brick.

>>9524928
Not trying ti sound mean, papa, but being an adult and also being on this cesspool is pretty pathetic. The whole place has the "teen edginess angst sekrit memeing klub" Aura surrounding it, you should have grown up beyond that.

>>9525012
I never said that "white people" owed anything to African individuals, neither am I saying they don't. I'm merely talking against people who think they are superior to any human community that feeds on very exotic/eccentric resources (living bugs) not out of will, but out of hunger, and this is regardless of ethnicity. Your attempt to take that and pull a half assed joke about the (unrelated to the current topic) racial tensions and animosities in your country now says very much about you, though.

>>9525076
>kid tells grandpa how to be an adult
For a bunch of emos calling everything they don't like "normie" you certainly like to tell others that they should act what you consider "normal".

>>9522646
That's fucking nasty

Why are these threads always so awful?

>>9525130
No matter what insults you throw back at me... You can't get around this universal consensus: this place is painfully childish and immature, and so is any adult still lurking here.
Look at the threads. Look at the replies. Literally take a moment and actually look at where you are. This place oozes idiocy. It's okay, anon, you can always say "I like stupid things, so what?"
But it's not very different from an adult playing a moba game...

>>9525180
>this place is painfully childish and immature
So why are you here then?

>>9525192
Because I fit in the description?
That's why I said you don't get it. Maybe I'll never grow out of this place, it's been so long already, but being here especially as an adult is not something to be proud of, it's a fucking shit. It's the same as living with their mother after the 30's. It's pathetic. We're all pathetic. But you're a bit more pathetic. And you can't complain when a younger tells you off about your old age. "damn kids, they ruined 4chan" no, you ruined yourself by not leaving this nightmare while there was still time,and now you're here arguing with strangers. And so am I. But I'm 7 years younger than you, so you've been pathetic for longer.

>>9525224
You've got some serious issues man, you may want to get it checked out.

Today I learnt that /ck/ doesn't know what a cuttlefish is.

>>9525005
What the fuck is wrong with asians this isn't a human thing to do

>>9525436
Starvation, or crunchy critters? Which would you pick?

>>9524604
i bet that guy is so sticky

>>9524964
>Paleo diet
What the fuck is this point of this diet, other than dying early?

>>9525224
this guy has actual autism

>>9524939
What does that have to do with /pol/, shill?

>>9525009
I think you are deluded and projecting.

>>9524604
>TLC
probably a show about retards with weird food preferences

>>9525488
I think he means leaving the animal alive.

>>9525224
>We're all pathetic
Speak for yourself. I'm a fucking god.

>>9523443
The UN is pushing this to humiliate and drag down westerners, only gods chosen people are entitled to eat meat in the future

>>9525754
this

>>9523515
>>9523814
They rent them out at $1 million/year each to countries that want to display them. Any babies that come from the rented pandas are also property of China and are to be returned after a certain age.

>>9524010
>telling a /lit/ meme to go to /his/

wtf is wrong with you

>>9523860
that's easily 4 and likely more. I know, I'm an alcky

>>9525896
A true alcoholic doesn't measure anything.

>>9522625

>>9523986
bugs... easy on the carrots

>>9525488
>implying a street vendor torturing insects for entertainment is starving

stupid chink

>>9525076
you never outgrow being an asshole

>>9523443
How about instead of white people being forced to eat bugs, we just stop sending food and medical aid to subhumans so they don't overburden the entire planet?
how about that, retard?

>>9522646
>kala namak salt

>>9526049
It's pretty good but you'll have to tune in next week for the exciting conclusion.

>>9526004

>>9524791
Africa is recourse rich enough to sustain its population. year-round hunting and farming in most places. The reason Africans are starving is because it's full of incompetent Africans. Japan is a recourse scarce island with a large population and can sustain itself, because the Japanese are a competent race.
The most important resource a nation has are it's people. Doesn't matter where shitty people live, they will always be shit.
See: Anywhere black people live.

>>9526049
It has sulfur in it. Vegans use it to make things taste like shitty overboiled eggs.

>>9523443
when we talk about globl sustainability of agriculture and waht not, it has nothing to do with first world countries
they are saying the dust bowls will get even worse.

I live on an island with plenty of clean water and good weather, the people here will never go hungry no matter how big the population in africa gets

>>9526147
Africa would be much better off if white people stopped trying to uplift the Africans. It would Sub-Sahara remain a sparsely populated land of wandering subsistence tribes.
Ballooning their population to almost 4 billion has done nothing good for the world except produce more aids, hunger, white guilt, and "refugees".

>>9526173
*Sub-Sahara would remain*

>>9525436
>Feeling sympathy for the Bug

>>9526056
undertoasted post

>>9524817
Every vegan I know never fucking shuts up about it. And I live in Portland, so I know too many of you faggots.

>>9524604
Not even using real syrup. Sad.

>>9523814
Symbol of national pride and money.

Pandas would have been fine in their natural habitat. They breed fine in the wild, problem is the wild they lived in is mostly gone.

Kind of a failure of evolution because they can't adapt for shit, but fine in their own environment.

>>9526173
I fully agree with this
nothing wrong with tribal life

>>9523515
If western countries didn't have zoos, the chinks would have killed off all the pandas by now to grind their dicks into life powder or some shit.

>>9526178
All lives hold the same value to me.

If you torment a innocent animal, you will be reborn as that animal.

>>9526273
>If you torment a innocent animal, you will be reborn as that animal.
I really hope this is true.

>>9522685
Did he died?

>>9526273
>All lives hold the same value to me.
christcuck/communist/egalitarian detected.

>>9526273
So that's what I need to do to finally become the deer I know I really am.

>>9526004
Because over population isn't a problem in famine ridden countries

>>9522635
They are niggers, of course they aren't.

>>9526273
>If you torment a innocent animal, you will be reborn as that animal.
Fuck, someone get me a tiger.

>>9526273
is that why niggers rape and torture white people so often?

>>9526049
The sulphur creates an egg like taste

>>9522994
Zozzle

>>9522682
The sandwich itself is fine. It's the fact that the actor acts like some fucking delicate faggot making some senstive and complicated dish that's the problem.

>>9524465
There's nothing wrong with taking obscene amounts of money from retards.

I guess this is food.

>>9525949
I'm always amazed how long that can fucking lasts

>>9524998
And you don't think at all, all I'm reading is some appeal to emotion bullshit.

You're talking like they just suddenly spawned there by accident, they inhabited those lands for millions of years and mostly haven't done shit but hunt and gather.
Europeans and Asians also encountered the same hardships, we used to be nomads too, we fought wars, we had famines and epidemics, yet here we are.

Africa is one of the most resourceful places on Earth yet they couldn't do shit with it, Europe even colonized it because of how much shit there was and now China is doing it instead because we have a massive white guilt.

To put things into perspective, here we consider anybody with an IQ of less than ~80 unable to hold any kind of job. In Africa most of the countries have an average IQ of even less than that, so no wonder they can't get their shit together even if we try our best to help them.

They're dead weight and hopeless, and you're blinded by a false sense of virtue.

>>9526368
ho lee fuk, people are retarded

>>9526368
>his dad gives him the money

>>9526368
I'm surprised the manager condoned this.

>>9526301
>Because over population isn't a problem in famine ridden countries
It is when white people keep doing everything they can to spare them from natural selection.
Just leave them alone. Sub Saharans should be treated as natural fauna of Africa, and not be treated like competent humans capable of bettering themselves and their condition. Every time we try to uplift them, it's all problems and 0 benefits.

>>9526368
Rick and Morty is the flagship of nu-male consumer culture.

>>9524998
And yet wypipo and all of the other races managed to overcome all of those odds and discover new lands and new opportunities all on their own.
Africans couldn't even discover their own coastal islands, Madagascar is populated by the descendants of Polynesians.
All you are doing is making emotional woman-tier arguments about why I should feel sorry for Africans, and why Africans deserve to occupy other territories and leech off of the accomplishments of others when they can't take care of themselves.
Wherever blacks go, they bring their problems with them. It's not just "circumstance" that every space they occupy is deprived of "humanitarian conditions". Look at Haiti, for example. The Africans there genocided all of the whites off of the island, then consumed all of their natural resources with 0 future-proofing. Now they eat dirt cookies and beg wypipo for money and aid.

Every time, it's the same story. There's no point in even trying to uplift these people. There's not even any reason to. Because you see one of them suffering? They'd probably be much happier without westerners exposing them to technology they can't sustain.

>>9526418
The more resource rich a place is, the more likely the people who evolved there are to be subhuman. They never needed to develop higher cognitive abilities to conceptualize pre-planning, sympathy, or abstract reasoning that comes with seasonal farming and harsh winter environments.
There is literally no reason to believe that africans (the first humans) would need to evolve further than what they were 60,000 years ago. Their selective pressures have barely changed.
Equality between the races after thousands of years of divergent evolution would be a miracle. It simply doesn't exist.

>>9524998
"Fucking niggers..." -Abraham Lincoln

>>9524266
make this happen

>>9522943

that looks like 12 hours of profound heartburn

>>9522961
Just like Michael Jackson.

>>9525436
What are you, the food police?

>>9526273
Blow it out your ass

Noboby is buying that load of shit

Are you some sort of monk, otherwise suck it your words hold zero value for lack of depth

Bite me

>>9523885
>sweet+salty+savory

unthinkable

>>9526273
Pretty ironic since since there are chinks who have this mentality/are Buddhists.

>>9526418
No shit IQ is low when there aren't any schools or universities in Africa.

>>9525101
Honest question, why do you think they live in poverty?

>>9527013
how is that ironic

>>9527083
>we have to educate them more
No. You fool. Do you realize how much money and special programs/benefits Americans give to their black population to uplift them? it doesn't work.
It's not a case of education, schools, or whatever. This is a race of people who never invented the wheel, or written languages. There is literally no amount of education, money, or resources we could give them to make them civilized.

>>9527013
Did you ever think they actually don't believe in that bullshit?

>>9527083
>>9527099
If you really want to uplift the blacks then the best way to do it is leave them alone and let natural selection take its course and cull the unproductive.
Europeans and Asians didn't become smart because they were educated, they became smart because everyone who couldn't plan for the future died in the winter.
Trying to educate them is a waste of money and resources. It'll probably have the opposite effect of eugenics as well since you're artificially propping up their lower classes and enabling them to breed and pass on their genes.

>>9526380
The power of pressurisation is some thing else, man. Literally keeps us outta space and from going too deep in the ocean.

>>9527182
Dude...fucking why?

>>9525949
That poor 'oli

>>9526368
You cut out the guy with no jaw and bitch tits slowly chewing. You can spot the actual moment he realises that it changed nothing about his life.

>>9527420
>questioning the thought process of people who actually eat fast food

i don't get why people get riled up about eating insects when most of them eat seafood.

Crabs, lobsters are basically cockroach,spider, grasshopper of the sea.

>>9527431
He didn't actually eat any of it.

>>9522564
I could watch this dirty little nigspawn chew on bugs and twigs with his mouth open like the brainless ape-boy he is for hours on repeat

>>9522564
>own shoes
>eat bugs
I bet this happened in San Francisco

>>9524845
Until you learn that no doctor can actually tell if a woman is a virgin or not.

>>9526368
>all nu male virgins and fat girls
why am I not surprised

>>9527621
I don't need a doctors opinion to diagnose you with autism.

>>9526178
>being a sociopath

>>9523822
god damn gooks

JUST USE A SPOON FOR YOUR RICE SHIT

>>9526241
They don't breed fine in the wild, actually.

Female pandas have a problem by which they go through an entire pseudopregnancy at the slightest hint of a male panda dicking. Sometimes without males even around.

Chimpanzees, somewhat similarly, aren't really able to replenish their numbers except under the most ideal conditions because their infant development takes so long that each female can only have maybe a couple children at most in their fertile lifetime.

>>9527621
>what is hymen seal?

>>9524786
I've been on 4chan too long

I see an innocuous shopping webm and naturally assume either a bomb is about to go off or someones gonna open fire or something

im here forever

>>9527661
When you're camping you can make some chopsticks on the spot and just thrown them away/on the fire afterwards.

>>9527667
Something that can easily be broken by any number of normal life non-sexual activities.

>>9527669
Or you could use those tacticool 4 in one utensil things

or just eat with your hands like the fucking animal you are

>>9526273
>>9527013
it's actually more along the lines of a Hindu mentality,,kind of directly

>>9522625
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 plump erotic cakes

These ones aren't real

>>9527818
not real as in they are faked, or not real as in you haven't seen them yet somehow

>>9527818
They exist, they look genuine.

>>9522564

This is cute af

>>9522646

This is just molecular gastronomy, it's a cool recipe and there is nothing wrong with it

>>9527667
>>9527673
and something that is different for every woman, in some cases nonexistent.

>>9524998
i agree with you, dont let the shitposeters get you down anon

>>9527859

>>9524128
I mean this is comedy right? I hope it is

>>9523075
How do you even hold that thing to eat it?

>>9528173

>>9528173
easy

you don't eat it

>>9527673
>easily be broken by non-sexual activities.
This is pretty much a myth I heard?

1 in 5 replies in this thread actually has a webm

let's try make that 1/3

no i dont have any :c

>>9523216
>>9523222
>>9523344
>>9524231
>>9523362
Late, but the sauce is Joshi Shougakusei Hajimemashita.

It's not porn.

>>9524791
Africa is basically a garden of eden with mass amounts of resources.

This abundance made it so africans never developed industriousness / intelligence. And never got smart enough to use the resources.

Sadly they are migrating to white nations for gibs

>>9522487
>how to cook while living in dorms

>>9526984
fucking lol

>>9525070
He didn't want to scratch his plate with the knife.

>>9523515
Fish are ugly, pandas are cute.

That's why.

>>9523885
It's actually breddy gud

>>9526004
Haha where did you get that image haha facebook? Haha

I am sad this thread will go to the great bit bucket in the sky soon. It was a fun thread. lik dis if u cri evrytime.

>>9522682
>Butter bread
>Olive oil on pan

Why? Please, why?

>>9523986
easy

>>9522660
take it easy taquisha

>>9522646
Lol dumb vegans, just use a fucking egg.

>>9529184
why the flour