/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9518595
In a desperate mind
Little gardens grow
They grow very wide
They grow very tall

>>9518595

>>9518641
sauce my man

>>9518650
>sausage
>it's a fucking hotdog

>>9518641
this is a BLUE board

>>9518716

>>9518705

>>9518641
>>9518705

I still miss him.

>>9518882
>i dont think this is my memory foam pillow

>>9518903
me too
i got to talk to him once on a late night /r9k/ thread
it was nice. ill never forget moot

>>9518601
>wtf_arm.jpg

>>9518912
Surely he still lurks

>>9518924
he said he would
i hope he does

>>9518922
That's what triceps are supposed to look like when contracted, fatty.

>>9518716
>>9518777
I love italian food!

>>9518903
it was too spicy, almost killed him

>>9518595
this image made me really sad for some reason

>>9518744
oof

>>9519118
same, i think it's a 'less than attractive' woman just wanting to eat and go home to her shit life while this bitch has to gets some pics of her doing...something. why is 'miss whoever' serving pancake? maybe im drunk but i can feel a feel from this too.

>>9518644
I dont recognize a blowjob.

>>9518595

>>9519141
hehehe xDD nice one /b/ro

>>9518882
Sweet dreams

>>9519175
pls god no

>>9518635
>mysterious stew
>all ingredients clearly listed
dr. strange is a fag

>>9519260

>>9519299
>vegetable soup

>ground beef

heh

>>9519175
What the fuck?

>>9518903
who is that guy and why do i see him posted all the time?

>>9519555
Nice trips

>>9519631
trips?

>>9519175
oh for fucks sake!

>>9519555
The founder of YTMND.

>>9518882

>tfw you become wizard

never forgetti

>>9518595

>>9519555

He's the faggot that ran ebaumsworld until 4chan rightly drove him to suicide.

>>9518903
He's a weeb and a loser.

>>9518595
Do people on here actually not know who Moot is?

sweet dreams pupper

>>9518601
Wtf is wrong with her arm?

>>9518595
>Fat upper arms
Pump and dump before she plumps.

>>9519952
What's wrong with this man

>>9518641
>Solanaceae Knowles

>>9519968
He posts on /ck/ and has a skeleton inside of him.

>>9518595

>>9519299
>Adding a can of vegetable soup to make vegetable soup
>Meat in vegetable soup

>>9519175
>>9519259
>>9519473
>>9519657
Oh for petes sake guys, i have been doing this for years.
I even made a bunch of threads about it a few years ago.
Is everyone new here?
I call it jane dough

>>9519766
>Nice!

>>9519984
Is that a mini Dutch baby for a bun?

>>9519134
ouch

>>9519961
Sceak. Death by butt cancer

I got two good ones. Fire #1

Fire #2

>>9518644
something is missing from that pic. I am pretty sure.

>>9518641

>>9520170
i-is that goatse?

>>9520105
my autism

>>9520154

>power level too low to spot pedro

>>9519555
checkd

>>9520042
What’s the story behind this?

>>9520056
how does a relationship turn into that?

>>9520233
My fiance works at a nail salon, this is actually common. Keep in mind, some of these bitches get $500+ work done that takes up to 4 hours.

>>9520233
he is her shabbos goy beta orbiter. that is not a relationship.

>>9518903
Who?

>>9520176
YOU KNOW IT IS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>>9520027
I no longer have any doubt in my mind that Asians have the highest IQ

>>9520233
what exactly is the issue with doing something nice for your girl

if she's a bitch to him or he does it every day yeah it's bad but if it's her birthday or something it's just nice

>>9520243
Women have become horrible

>>9520292
She is clearly a GDW

>>9518595

>>9520226
No one knows and that's the beauty of the image.

>>9520004
supergeil

>>9520299
>become

>>9520056
Clever.

>>9520378
is that a smorgascake?

>>9518644

>>9520403

>>9520406
How do you not die from eating that?

>>9520406
needs more onion

>>9519972
this is what I'd imagine what the female cosplayers' cars/limos would look like after managing to leave the cosplay

>>9520439
FUCK school

>>9520439
This has to be fake

>>9520439
>>9520454
>>9520482

>>9520439
Hahaha fucking teachers

>>9520439
so what was the "correct" answer?

>>9520506
>reading comprehension

>>9520335
Liked (;

>>9520496
Delet dis nao

>>9520439
>Pizza exists
>Marty eats 4/6 of the pizza
>Luis eats 5/6 of the remaining 2/6 of the pizza

>>9520506
The teacher wrote the correct answer. The test assumes that you 1) assume the pizzas are the same size and 2) are perfectly okay with the test presenting a false statement as a fact

>>9520522
there is two pizzas, though

>>9520027
efficiency.gif

>>9520529
The test did not assume that.

>>9520415
That's actually the point of the establishment. The founder/owner hates fat people and intentionally makes their food as unhealthy as possible and lets fat people eat for free so that they die.

It's literally called, "The Heart Attack Grill"

>>9520532
Says who? The only pizza mentioned is "his pizza" we have no evidence that the 'his' for Luis' pizza isn't Marty's pizza.

>>9520529
While these statements are true, you understand that the test is still stupid and that the student is objectively correct given the prompted question.

It's a stupid fucking question.

>>9520571
That much is implied as it would be more correct to say "their" if the pizza was shared between them and these sorts of questions SHOULD use specific grammar.

It should specify that they both have their own pizzas though. Again, the question is fucking stupid.

>>9520439
I think that we aren't seeing enough context here, there's probably a header for these questions saying something like "If the situation is impossible write that is is impossible, if the situation is possible explain how it is."

>>9520571
>babby's first scary story

>>9520597
Agreed, either way not enough information is provided to draw any sound conclusions, if anything it seems like a question that's meant to illicit a creative response.

>>9520599
Even if that were the case the situation is still possible in the scenario that the student described. The instructor is incorrect.

>>9520607
I really, really like this image

>>9520027
this man is a hero

>>9520061
cook well shelldon

>>9518595

>>9520822
>tfw you talk about you upcoming birthday for over two weeks and still nobody shows up
Shit, I feel bad for this guy...

>>9518641
DHIGG :D:DD

>>9520822
damn that's rough, looks like a decent dude too.

>>9520607
It appears to be a test meant to weed out defiantly logical or creative children, then punish them for having those flaws.

>>9520822
poor lad

>>9520094
looks like a Yorkshire pudding

>>9518728
Is that peas mixed with milk and toothpaste, or something?

>>9519254
Ayyy lmao

>>9520597
if they didn't have their own pizzas, how the fuck would they have eaten 9/6ths of it

>>9520939
Probably "because it's impossible lol common core"

>>9521059
Reminds me of this

>>9521114
that plate is too small

>>9521117
It's solid tactics. With a small plate it looks like you have more food than you do

>>9518922
>>9519961

>not understanding female anatomy

>>9520959
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but goddamn.

>>9519968
vegan

>>9520431

my lunch desu

>>9520559
I read up on it and that's actually really fucking insane.

>>9521085

this is what LSD does to you long term kiddos

>>9520029
don't question an asgardian

>>9521026
polish birthday

>>9521114
Äkta

>>9520027
this man is living in 2517

>>9520571
That story's not true.

>>9521184
I just read up on that, and as a former fatty, it's fucking genius. Too bad fat people are generally too dumb to understand it.

>>9520398
yes

>>9520095
The twitch always makes me giggle for some reason

>>9521378

>>9521697
It's not a webm thread

>>9521776

even if they're food related?

>>9520129
>Chicken salad with black olives

>>9521798
I'm aroused but disgusted at the same time!
Post more!!!

>>9518870
This photo is as old as the internet.

>>9519163
What is this?

>>9518595

>>9520088

>>9522119
"Mac and cheese bacon bomb"

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/4u3yyr/maggot_filled_tongue_or_as_they_described_it_mac/

>>9519260
>turnips in image
>not in stew
>turnips would be a welcome addition to bland-ass stew

>>9522449
would be better if the apples were baked

>>9522442
Does the hotdog go over eller under the burger? Asking for a friend.

>>9521146
hahahahahahah i fucking cant stand this, i need more jack in my life

>>9522119
Uncomfortable

>>9522442
the future

>>9522986
looks like it's over the burger, the burger is flat on the bun

>>9520822
dam :( tfw the same thing would happen to me

>>9522454
>world famous egg cream
>egg cream
amerishits are fucked

>>9522847
what a cancerous image

>>9522454
I bet that shit has at least 1500cal.

>>9522847
>throw away that package of spices
>make your own with packaged spices

>>9520529
the test clearly stated that marty ate more than luis despite eating 4/6 of his pizza whereas luis ate 5/6 of his pizza

>>9523121
sounds like something a person whose never had a good creamed egg would say

>>9520514
girl(female), faggot

>>9518601
I want to see her cry. She has pretty eyes

>>9520916
>>9520094
that's a danish retards

>>9523450
>that's a danish retards

>>9520822
>Healthy weight black man doesn't have anyone come to his party

Fucking fake ass shit. Everyone except BLACKED-obsessed weirdos loves black dudes.

>>9522847
I can't adequately or rationally explain my hatred for infographics like this.

>>9519919
what the fuck does that have to do with anything

>>9522847
it hurts

>>9518601
she was either hit too much or not enough as a kid

>>9519919
never heard of him

>>9520607
I always enjoyed the name of ASDA's version. Might work for Acceptance.

>>9520496
downvoted

>>9522847
I honestly can't tell which part of this I hate the most. Just when you think you've rooted out all the problems another one hits you. It's like one of those eye spy images where the more you look the more you see.
>Throw away these spices to mix the exact same spices together
>add two different types of sugar
>"smells like touchdowns"
>having no hot peppers or even hot sauce whatsoever
>ruin the texture by dumping in a fuckton of crackers, sour cream, cheese
>1 large can can of tomato sauce (yes, he wrote it twice)
>another, smaller can of tomato sauce for some reason(?)
>1 garlic (like, the whole plant? one clove? one bulb?)
>green beans in a chili
>fuck it, let's clear this pantry, corn as well
>unspecified amount of an unspecified oil
>three completely unnecessary panels dedicated so the creator can show off his music and gaming taste
>no actual explanation of the instructions
This is honestly one of the most heinous recipes for chili I've ever seen, and I'm not even an elitist. Before I saw this image I was under the idealistic and innocent presumption that there's no wrong way to make a chili. I was wrong.

>>9523730
according to my brother this place sucks

>>9520360
Sauce?

>>9520927
Cum

>>9520439
>Kid states correct answer and still gets marked wrong

Shit like this is why I've lost so much respect for teachers

>>9523947
I have no idea anymore. I've had that pic for ages.

>>9523968
Serious question: would you get sick if you ate that cake?

>>9523991
If only

>>9523991
wow, the 80s sure were different

>>9523991
I mean, is it wrong?

>>9524029
a can of coke is like 350 kcal
that's basically half a meal

>>9523987
Most likely not, no.
People eat ass, and even actual shit, every day without getting sick.
When you read about someone getting sick from e. coli. in their food it's usually because the bacteria in the food had time to grow and excrete toxic waste products.
Hell, if the flora in your bowels is sufficiently screwed up you might be administered feces through a feeding tube to fix it.

Is it flora or fauna? I think it's flora.

>>9521798

>>9524078
this is cozy af

>>9524117
this is absolutely degenerate and disgusting.
I've seen the foie gras factory farms and it's really a testament to the evil man can do

>>9524117
the french are just chinese in disguise

>>9524054
>a can of coke is like 350 kcal

uwot? It's like 150 unless yuropoors get the extra-sweet version

>>9521104
Wild Strawbs are cute. CUTE.

>>9524117
>>9524219
>>9524221
Geese are assholes, though. I'm not convinced they deserve better.

>>9523832
Don't know how you haven't seen this until now, it's a cancerous imgur/Reddit meme that's been around since like 2011. This guy even made a cookbook in the same style. Pure cancer

>>9518903
who is he? cant find his youtube channel

>>9523145
lol way more. there's easily 1000+kcals in the cheesecake alone. What does it matter though? Are you too autistic to accept the concept of occasional indulgence?

>>9524219
if that bird could eat you it would. in life there is an order, the weak should fear the strong.

>>9521798
the Japanese are light years ahead of us in porn technology

>>9524117
They've found a way to make froi gras humanly nowadays though. If the goose doesn't know that it's captured it will eat the amount that they would have force fed it naturally, and their livers grow that big and fatty naturally. Geese just starve themselves when they know they're captured.

>>9522847
Shake it!

>>9524344
I've seen it many times, which is why I was able to enumerate so many things so quickly. Truly the worst meme.

>>9522980
I saw one where it was apples filled with cheesecake and baked

>>9519919
Lots of newfags come every year

>>9522847
I still don't get how this is chili
>no hot peppers
>tiny amount of spices for that big pot
>green beans
>fucking bell pepper
>multiple instances of sugar being added
At best, this recipe just makes a bland cauldron of unseasoned beef mixed into lightly seasoned sweet tomato sauce. No wonder he adds a fistful of cheese and salty crackers at the end.

>>9524415
>the weak should fear the strong
I really hate this meme. Humans are past basic Darwinism. The strong should understand their place and show the weak fairness.

>>9520496
DELETE THIS

>>9524736
>>fucking bell pepper
Belongs in a good chili. Alongside hot peppers, of course.

>>9520416
dat boi need sum ketchup

>>9524765
That's what I mean. Why put mild pepper but no spicy peppers? The only spice in that whole thing is a couple tsp of chili powder and cayenne powder.

>>9524481

>>9521660
what am i missing?

>>9524812
what is it that you don't understand?

>>9519555
the most respected cook of japan

>>9524826
...why?

>>9520431
Am I supposed to eat all that at once?

>>9524246
It's 140cal per can.

>>9520496
this actually doesn't have anything to do with the picture

>>9520873
jesus, that is fudging sinister and probably the intent

>>9520822
NO

>>9524322
sleep tight honker

>>9524749
>found the lgbtq fag

>>9525242
they may be an invalid in any number of ways

>>9525256
Anyone can raise a family or take a bullet, only a real man can get in your face and demand respect for sucking jizz out of another man like it's Christ's blood.

>>9520607
>there are more than 5 different versions of fake butter in the US

what the fuck are you people doing

>>9524985
>Why would anyone need this, you might ask?
>Well, according to Kagome, which claims to be Japan's largest supplier of tomato juice
>and tomato ketchup, people running the Tokyo marathon really need this.
>"Tomatoes have lots of nutrition that combats fatigue," Kagome employee Shigenori Suzuki told Deccan Chronicle.

>>9520838
>tfw you dont tell anyone about your birthday and people show up

>>9525278
Making fake butter

>>9520529
If they lied about Marty eating more, who is to say they didn't lie about both fractions too?

>>9520496
This also relates to the three fifths compromise.

>>9519766
>that fucking wisk

please return dinotendies

>>9522986
>>9523092
Neither. It goes THROUGH the burger.

>>9522847
Why does this image have such a strong, pungent whiff of Reddit about it?

>>9524006
more like 60s and 70s

>>9523509
>>9523531
Very good

>>9519984
>rekordelig cider
Only faggots and queers drink that.

>>9525452
Why not use real butter

>>9525511
oh my fuck

>>9518595

>>9520095
crackers and cheese

>>9518644
larger version

>>9519555
GET OUT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9519555
that's mark zuckerberg he invented myspace

>>9525762
REE what? Why do people keep saying REE to me?

>>9520405
So some idiot was just standing there like an asshole shooting not one, but a bunch of pictures of her eating some fucking spaghetti. I don't understand people. Who cares?

>>9522847
Kys>>9522847

>>9523476
Belive it or not they're just people

>>9525969
>blacks
>people

>>9525969
>niggers
>people

>>9524322
Agreed I fucking hate geese
They're like obnoxious ducks
That said foie grais is fucked up

>>9525534
Nah that's clearly before the war you dumbfucks you must be like 12

>>9526080
what war

>>9526154
>iomplying im going to read this mess of of an image

>>9521227
You weren't there faggot

>>9518650
That earpiece is T R I L L

>>9520836
"inedible plastic computer"

>>9525278
>one has price listed in pounds
>one has Chinese characters on it
Dumb europoor

>>9520335
Literally homosexual.

>>9526343
Are you ok?

>>9525573
then I guess I'm a queer faggot because I would drink the fuck outta that.

>>9524129
fauna.

>>9519175
A brewing forum I belong to has a female member who brews beer using her own vaginal yeast.

>>9519167

>>9518922
>>9519961
It's her handy arm.

>>9519382
>>9520029
That's just how scandinavians roll anon. I have a Finnish friend who says that a salad should start with a dozen sausages cut on the bias.

>>9521186
Funny, that's how I feel when I don't take LSD.

>>9526080
i hope for your sake you dont mean WW2

>>9525083
with two or three friends, yeah.

>>9525212
As we say on /k/...
>REMOVE HONK