/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lol, loser

>>9513426

No, she was a year long mistake.

I am pretty tired of being single though, but it's a rough trade-off. I can't stand women in general, they're just awful; cliquish, gossipers, no money sense, herd mentality, unloyal, constantly flirtatious with other people. It's everything I hate in people.

Much as it hurts, I think I'd rather be single and in turmoil than dating and miserable. At least with one of those options I have considerable control.

I miss having a drinking buddy to hold. But she turned out to be a bit of a cunt, so maybe one day I'll get lucky and meet a cute scene girl

I fell for the Jack Daniels Meme, I hated it.
It was too sweet and tasted like corn.
I ended up throwing half the bottle over the fence into the field where the neighborhood mormon kids play.
Hopefully they find it and become alcoholic

The last woman I dated was a godsend.

She would literally do whatever I said, If I told her to go rob a bank she would do it.

Fucked up and cheated on her several times, She left me after like the 5th time.


biggest regret of my life, I would do anything to get her back

>>9513498
kek


Mormons like prescription drugs, Not booze.

Going sober for the first time in about a week or two. I fell for the sip meme and almost had a heart attack.

Just settled into a solo RP for a player in my online D&D group. Chugged a bottle of Kraken yesterday, so taking it lighter with a six pack of Spaten.

I took a month off and then I tried drinking again and now I've been drinking for a week.

It's scary how fast you can get back into it again desu.

>>9513444
Why are you tired of being single if you dislike women?

>>9513498
I like jd but more importantly
>that picture
Please tell me there is more

>>9513553

Because instincts. I didn't say it made since, but we're all creatures who desire to be with others and mate. It's a fight between genetic drive and the mind.

>>9513502
Except not cheat on her huh?

>>9513635
We're social creatures, sure, and sometimes we fuck. But the idea of that one must find a romantic partner and such is a recent meme.

>>9513658

>recent

It's traditional. Dating back centuries. Only thing recent here is your age.

>>9513513
Sips keep me from day drinking. I get that boost, do some productive shit, feel fucking fantastic, and when my day is winding down I drink some evening liquor. I enjoy both.

>>9513683
Exquisite sip taste my good sir.

>>9513683
Oh good, can we merge the alck and sip faggots into one containment thread and free up a catalog spot

>>9513646
yeah

>>9513683
I'm too far in the can now and need to take a break from the alcohol. That much caffeine didn't bode well for me.

>>9513702
Yeah, so one more faggot can post his fast food meal, fuck off.

>>9513671
>It's traditional. Dating back centuries.
Too small of a perspective, centuries are nothing. Homo Sapiens has been around for ~200k years, monogamy has been around for about for ~10k. Hominids have been around for millions of years.

Our current idea of what a relationship is supposed to look like is very new to our species.

>>9513770

how many times have you tried to use such a junk excuse in the relationships youve cheated on

I think there are hyper-tiny bugs in here
I can't be certain
I'm itching so much my bedsheets are bloodied
There's a little thing crawling over my phone as I type this
I think I just had a seizure

I squashed the thing, now there's another
I want to go back to hospital but they won't have me
Right now there's a story in my local paper, I made headlines for jumping off a church roof

I think I've gone legitimately crazy
Please fucking god make this end

>>9513795
It's the truth.

I've never cheated though. I'm a disciplined man except for the booze.

she said she wants me to guide her on an LSD trip... but my booze is more comfy

I touched a butt once. Would not recommend.

>>9513509
>Mormons like prescription drugs
Kek, that is true. Never met a Mormon housewife who wasn't fucked up on benzos
>>9513583
I wish I could find more.

First time drinker here. I've drunk with my family before but this is my first time drinking alone. I gave myself I'd say about a 1/3 vodka pepsi after I started imagining myself drinking on my sofa and then hanging myself and I got to say it hit me like a fucking wave. I immediately felt dizzy and my stomache is grumbling at the taste of the stuff. I've got about 2/3 left of it and it's definetly been tasting stronger of pepsi now, but do you boys think I was even really ment for the drinking life?

>>9513905
stick to anime lad

one month sober, been going to AA every day, no intention of going back, met a qt at starbucks and i'm taking her to the park this Saturday

Get at me

>>9513905
You're a faggot

>>9513922
does AA actually help?

>>9513948
Not him, but... nope. It's a Christian recruitment cult.

Considering ODing on a fatal dose of fentanyl. Not whinging, just think I'm finished. Have OD'd on smack, was really comfy. I was so unable to give a solitary fuck about anything that I stopped breathing. Remember thinking to myself "I do not give a shit about anything right now", then realised I hadn't breathed for a while, but instead of panicking I thought "well, why breathe? To live? Why live?" I was so happy I literally couldn't be bothered to inhale. Felt pointless, such was the extent of my cosy. Only concern is that sites which detail how painful various kil methods are, claim that OD's hurt like hell. Can this be right, given how potent a painkiller opioids are?

>>9513958
So it helps?

>>9513995
It made me feel even more hopeless, because like fuck was that going to help me.
If you're a sociable person who wants to be a part of a close-knit circle of ex cons, liars, addicts and girls with HIV, and fancy spending an hour being forced to try to 'find god', go for it.

Fuck you, 5am. Fuck all 5am's ever.

>>9514031
>tfw when when the sun starts to come up

fuck its 6 am and i'm not done drankin

>>9513990
There's literally no point to death.
Why even bother? You'll probably just be reincarnated as a child sex slave.

>>9514051

>>9514057
Pain, fear and loathing 24/7 is why. I'm finished. Besides, I've spent enough time on hospital wards to know that death is a horrible, drawn-out affair for most. Why not just go now? Wish I'd joined the 27 club tbqh, my life was easy up until pretty much exactly that age. Now I just live for the fleeting few hours of enjoyable drunkenness, everything else is torture.
Al/ck/ suicide cult anyone?

>had to make cofe just to have something to sip on until alc sale starts
i don't even want cofe

>>9514133
D:
I once smoked crack while in booze WD.
Yeah, won't be doing that again. Withdrawal + stimulants, even coffee, = NOPE

>>9513905
>Beta males can't even be alcoholics the correct way

Lmao'ing @ ur life

>>9513905
Don't give up m8, I believe in you.
First problem is you're drinking mixed drinks, try drinking straight from the bottle. I guess use a chaser if you're feeling fancy but you'll get to the point where it won't matter.
Next you need to make sure you're drinking every day, winners don't take breaks.
If you wake up feeling like shit more often than not you're on the right track, don't worry that feeling will pass once you get a couple of shots in you.
I feel like this mostly covers it, if any other anons want to jump in feel free.

>>9514163
Go to bed Dexter.

>>9514173
I wonder how that would go over.

I have perfected alcoholism. My phone responds to voice commands so I can post here without moving, I've a trackball in bed under my right hand, controlling a pc via a big screen, I've got two XL straws centimetres from my face - leading from a bottle of booze and another containing water, plus a wide-aperture, 33L bucket to piss in. All of this can be operated by moving one finger on the trackball, moving my lips towards the fluids and aiming my dick approximately at the bucket. I don't really eat so don't need to shit. I have mastered this art.

>>9513426
I am missing mine but they are with someone else which is fine. I am happy for them but it hurts to see all the details.

I am missing a ex friend hardcore and really need them right now.

I feel like all what I do is watch my life go downhill as I drink more and more but the depression is so strong and it is the only way I can make it through the night.

>>9513426
Got a new job lads.

Honestly happy for the first time in a long time. Finally using that damn Master's degree I got.

Went sober for almost a week. Drunk tonight because celebrating. Got a question though:

I definitely developed some alcoholic tendencies when I wasn't working. Minor WD and everything. How worried should I be? I have some control but when I didn't have a job I drank everyday. Is anyone else like this? When they have people relying on them they are good, but with no responsibilities they are a total wreck?

Anyways fellow alcks, here's to hoping I can hold down the first decent paying job I have ever had. Love you guys. al/ck/ has been my family for the past 6 months. Hope everyone here makes it. You all deserve it.

>>9513426
Not missing my ex but waiting for the girl I love to leave her bf so we can be together.

>i met her when she was at work, started talking
>instantly became best friends, share so many interests and outlooks
>she comes over after work one night, we get drunk and make love
I never knew the difference between fucking your gf and making love to your soulmate till then.
>her bf checks phone records after he noticed her texting me day and night
>blocks my number on her phone, didn't talk for a week
>i take up job at her work just to have some time with her
>it's like I get to meet her and fall for her all over again
>she's in a dead end relationship with a kid by the guy she hates
>they live together, share bills and shit
>not in a financial position to leave yet but not married so there won't be legal or custody issues
>can't go to her house anymore
>she can't come over since they work opposite schedules and she has to get her son home and in bed after work
>occasionally share a kiss in the parking lot when we work the same shift
>get burner and text maybe 20 times per week
Its fucking killing me that we love each other but cant be together. I just want to be the best man i can for her and im working on myself but I just want to be able to hold her again and fall asleep with her in my arms while she watches some Netflix show about wedding dresses. Having her wake me up at 2am saying i had to leave becauae her bf was on his way home. I felt like i was in high school again but with the right person. As soon as i save up some money im going to find a nice little 3-4 bedroom house and ask her to move in with me. I dont care, ill pay all her bills if it means she can be happy and we can be together again.

Also, drinking a lot of wine and some Jameson caskmates. I can't sleep without her and when I do I have terrible dreams about him finding out and hurting her again.

>>9514276
DELET THIS
I can't take these feels

>>9514301
It hurts, I've been drinking myself unconscious for the last week and a half. I wish I knew her all my life. Funny thing, we're the same age, went to grade schools maybe 3 miles apart. Went to high schools maybe 6 miles apart and lived maybe 2 miles apart growing up. When she does leave him, in the inevitable shitstorm i will take a few of his teeth as a trophy for hurting her when he found out we were talking.

ULTRA blackpilled tonight boys

Woke up dehydrated as fuck and chugged a ton of water, then got nauseous because I drank too much water and puked it all up and then puked up a bunch of blood. Feelin fine

>>9514331
what's got you this way lad

anyone got the IRC btw?

>>9514322
Oh big guy, I bet you'll really get a punch in. You're a loser and a homewrecker. And your floozy is a piece of trash too.

>>9514301
Here's one more to ruin your night.

>>9514337
Here ya go lad try this
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

>>9514352
>she should stay with a guy who treats her like shit because they have a kid
Here come the incels, they are attracted to threads like these because no one will ever look at them without disgust or laughing.

>>9514355

cheers man

the safeway by my house is super shitty and only has self checkout run by two fat black girls that are on their phones texting after 10pm.

if you ask for a pack of cigarettes they'll get it from the glass case and then hand them to you to scan them yourself.

been buying whatever grocery items and pocketing the pack.

wonder how long until the owner looks into the loss.

>>9514354
Why do you do this to me?
You make me want to drink.
Hold on to that feeling my man. There is nothing in the world like it.

>>9514375
I am, usually people find me interesting and eccentric but after awhile they grow tired of me. I'm trying to tone it down but I'm not gonna convince myself this is permanent.

>>9513498
This is the second time ive seen you post this. One more strike and YOU'RE OUT

haven't had a drink for ~30 hours. wild cravings, but i can't purchase til morning anyways.

can anyone suggest a cheaper whisky suggestion similar to glenlivet 12? not too caramel, not too sherry? doesn't have to be scotch; in fact, given my price range, it probably shouldn't be

>>9513426
Women are disgusting.
Men are much better but there are so many weird men.

Tell me al/ck/. Do long distance relationships ever work? This is, coming from you before you were an alcoholic.

>>9514662
Most of my LDRs last a good year or so. Then something happens and things fall apart.

>>9514670
Like what happens? How can you go a year and not meet up with them.

>>9514672
Usually the other person starts to get needy or overly clingy. Jokes about rape kits and shit like that. Stuff like "You can cheat on me if you want! Just please don't leave me."

I'd meet up with them if I wasn't legitimately scared they'd turn into some possessive weirdo.

It's rare to find someone into LDRs who doesn't turn out to be crazy.

God needs to remove this shitty alcohol tolerance mechanic in the next patch. It's fucking bullshit and there's no counter to it, with withdrawals you can taper down so you wouldn't get brain damage, but tolerance has no counter except waiting for an extremely long time

>with withdrawals you can taper down so you wouldn't get brain damage
??? kindling is fucking awful for your brain health

didn't sleep until 8 AM last night, seems we're on pace to continue the trend. withdrawals are the grooviest!

>>9513583
>>9513900
did a lil googling and it's sostysiacawysp on instagram. i don't think she is a model, it was just a one-off pic.

Speaking about grils, I'm in the process of unfucking my life. I'm somewhat sober now (only had 3 pints this week as opposed to seven a day ) and for some reason a girl in my group project at school is a bit tactile with me. Like, grabbing my arm, putting her head on my shoulder when I show her work stuff on my laptop etc. Maybe she's not interested but it feels nice.

>>9514741
how much is she putting into the project? (percentage wise)

>wake up
>feel like hell
>take a few swigs of vodka
>don't feel that bad anymore


Every single day

>>9513990

Depends on the kind of OD. If you get the dose just right then you'll drift off and die of respiratory depression like you almost did, which is fairly pleasant as far as deaths go. You're better off doing a moderate dose of fent combined with benzos and alcohol if respiratory depression is what you want.

If you get the dose wrong you can go into convulsions, organ failure, choking on vomit, etc.. which is probably what they were referring to by it being unpleasant

>>9513990
How the fuck does a opioid overdose hurt?

You literally fall asleep and stop breathing, Zero pain.

If you really believe that white knight "suicide hurts" bullshit, You deserve to live.

>be me 32
>functional alcohol becoming not so functional after 18 years on it.
>book much needed hair cut and plan to go to a bbq tomorrow night.
>work 12hrs PUSHING through the usual daily hangover
>promise myself i will attend my obligations.
now 7:30pm and cancelled on both because feeling anxious as fuck and can't trust that i won't get fucked up tonight.
anyone relate to the jekle and hyde mind set that i live in… seriously like it's two different perspectives on life within one day every day…
AM me completely changes at PM me.
ultimate procrastinating alkie.

>>9514864
Are you me?

I usually just drink and take taxi's/uber everywhere.

The last time I drove my car was probably 2 weeks ago

>>9513808
Post paper and/or greentext the story.

>>9514851
organ failure hurts.

>>9514899
You don't die of organ failure from a fent overdose dumb fuck

>>9514864
I always assumed these people posting "random attractive female" images with their unrelated posts were pimply teenaged boys violating global rule #2

The fact that it's apparently someone in his 30s makes it really depressing

>>9514688
>>with withdrawals you can taper down so you wouldn't get brain damage
>??? kindling is fucking awful for your brain health
that's why you taper and don't go cold turkey

>>9514752
I'd say 20 percent. We're a team of 5 and we're all working pretty evenly

>>9514225
>I don't really eat so don't need to shit.
Say hi to pancreatitis for me.

>>9514941
Don't fuck it up lad, it sounds like the perfect girl really fancies you.

>pouring rain
>almost freezing
>off today
>gallon and a half of vodka and 22 beers

Time to get comfy lads

One week and a day since my last drink lads.

>>9514904
This whole thread is depressing!
Why not brighten it up with beauty...
You must be in your 20's.... you'll make it one day haha.

How does it feel knowing a good percentage of the people ITT will die of suicide?

http://www.mces.org/pages/suicide_fact_alcohol.php


>Alcohol is involved over a quarter of all suicides in the US
>Suicide is 120 times more prevalent among adult alcoholics than in the general population.
>Alcohol abusers have higher rates of both attempted and completed suicide than non-abusers.
>More than one-third of suicide victims used alcohol just prior to death.
wew, this is scary lads

>>9515106
I'm in my 30s, and if there's one thing I appreciate about these threads, and 4chan in general, it's the fact that I'm reminded of just how much I have to be grateful for

I have some weird feels lads


>year ago I was at brother house drinking
>his fiance comes home
>he falls asleep
>I stay up drinking and his fiance joins me
>I'm hammered drunk
>smoking a joint in the garage with her
>she kisses me in a very romantic way
>pull away and dont say anything
>never said anything to brother or her
>have been close with brother since childhood, always hang out at least once a week and pound nattys
>stopped hanging out and going to his house after the incident with his future wife
>he asks me to be his best man 2 weeks ago
>haven't seen them in a year or so
>wedding is coming up


Should i just skip the wedding and pretend im home sick?

Idk what she is thinking or if it was intentional/accidental or what.

>>9514275
Same situation as you. Having the routine of the 9-5 made it easy for me to cut down. I sctewed up a few times in the beginning, but being hungover at work was terrible enough to make me cut down on weekends. Good luck. You don't want to screw this up!

>>9514967
I dunno if she fancies me but I just try acting normal while reciprocating a little bit. She's very nice:
>always joyful
>7/10 face
>smol half-azn with lolibod
>into anime and vidya

>>9513948
I don't recommend it, try SmartRecovery, they got online stuff too so you don't have to leave your basement

>>9513948
>do cults work

kek'd hard

i don't miss her usually, it's been a while, but just recently i've been having lots of dreams with her in. i guess i probably do miss her, at least my subconscious does

>>9513683
caffeine while I'm withdrawing sends me absolutely bonkers. horrific anxiety

>>9514662
>Tell me al/ck/. Do long distance relationships ever work? This is, coming from you before you were an alcoholic.
The woman will cheat if it lasts more than 9-12 months, that's the point at which the honeymoon phase ends and they get bored of you. If you plan to meet up before then then great, if not save the lewds and don't delete them in the initial end-relationship drama phase.

This is the closest thread I could find to what I need:

I want my own little cocktail bar and I was wondering what spirits and extras I'd need to get it going. Any suggestions?

>>9515124
12 beers in my friend... all ready fapped to a beautiful MFC girl, now just chilling.
Life is shit in general but fuck there's still some beauty to be apperciated.

>>9515149
Was she drunk? If so, maybe just say "it doesn't count" and get over it.
Did you talk to her about it?

>>9515233
Johnny Knoxville just chilling in the background.

you ever leave yourself notes about epiphanies you think you've had?

>>9515309
I've left myself notes not to panic about what I did while blacked out.

>>9515236
a little drunk, I was way way drunker.

No, Never spoke about it

>>9513702
fuck you nigger

this orange juice actually tastes fucking amazing when i don't put vodka in it

god this is refreshing

>>9515184
Its a boy though. Hes been looking far and wide for 20 years and has found no one yet

>>9513905
Quit right now while you're this beta. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble. You're at a point where just stopping would be simple.

>>9514371
Fuckin based, hope he finds out it's them somehow.

>>9515119
Good fuck em all

>>9515376
>Its a boy though. Hes been looking far and wide for 20 years and has found no one yet
If he's been looking for 20 years he's no longer a boy.

Who here always hungry when they abstain from drinking?

>>9513948
It works for some people but it didn't work for me. I went 3 times a week for 6 weeks by my own choice, and I understood the things they were trying for. I thought it was a good program for some but it just was not for me.

>university had a networking even with free beer and wine
oh my fuck

>>9514662
>Tell me al/ck/. Do long distance relationships ever work?
no

>>9513426
>general

>>9515788

>>9515429
Honestly drinking is how I get my appetite up in the first place.

>>9515429
Here, can definitly get annoying.

>>9515429
Yeah same, but I welcome it. It's probably replenishing a tonne of failing bits of muh bod, which normally have to be fuelled on nothing but vodka.

Here's a story.

I went to college with this girl a few years ago. She was a 10 out of 10, perfect ass, tits, cute laugh, had good taste in cars and music. I ended up offering her a ride home one day and after that we became very close. I'd pick her up every day to go to school and drive her home. We were best friends and we did everything together.
We weren't exactly an item, but it felt like it, we made out and she gave me a lapdance a few times. She'd always tell me that she loved me and all of that.
One day she started going over to a guys house, some bloke with a nice car, a wannabe thug type guy.
Long story short, I never really saw her after that and she never talked to me. I invested so much in her emotionally and I had no one to turn to. Basically I realized that she was using me as her emotional crutch and for free rides, which she eventually confessed to. She was my best friend for almost two years.
What do?
Start drinking entire bottle of wild turkey every night. If I felt like puking, I would take an antacid, drink water and keep it going. If I couldn't get wild turkey, I'd get bulleit or just some shitty vodka. Never beer though.

Anyways, that's my shitty story. God she's a bitch, I miss her though.

>>9513553
this sounds like something a woman would ask. Every guy feels like this at some point. miss compainship, sex, someone to sleep with, someone to go do stuff with, etc but women can be such unbearable cunts at the worst times. Ive been single for 3 months now and it blows. since I dont have any friends in my new area (new job) and im too old to make new ones, going out is shitty, I have to meet women by myself and so far, they are even sneakier and more aweful than back home. Im in a college town so all there is to do is drink...just like anywhere else I guess.

>>9515899
how did you make out with her and do stuff like that for 2 YEARS and not have sex with her? I hate to say it, but I usually have sex with a girl on the 2nd date. thats how most of my gfs were. even the ones I was with for years.

>>9513444
Sounds like you gravitate to shitty people.

>>9515916
I guess because we both just wanted things to stay the same. We went to all of the same classes together, and having sex with each other could have just complicated and escalated things too much. I don't know, I fucking regret not doing it now, there were plenty of opportunities.

>>9514741
A girl touching without absolutely having to is a very very positive sign she wants the dick. Good luck though. When I was in school, I had no idea how to take things any further after realizing a girl liked me. I do okay now though.

/ck/ I keep punching holes in my drywall and breaking shit when I come home drunk

Help

>>9515351
lel

>>9515937
>A girl touching without absolutely having to is a very very positive sign she wants the dick
Wait really? Fuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkk mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm dumb.

>>9515918

>Sounds like you gravitate to shitty people.

Yes, women.

>>9515446
?

>>9515904
>women can be such unbearable cunts at the worst times
Am male, have been unbearable cunt at the worst times, this occasionally led to being dumped.
You sound like a sexist arsehole with mommy issues accusing females of all your problems. That's why you're incel.

>>9515429
for sure. guess it's cos booze is a lot or calories

>>9515981

take it easy, i dont think theres any chance of impressing a woman in this thread

>>9515953
it's okay mate we all know this feel

>>9516005
I don't think women are going to be impressed by anyone acting out their collective worst qualities

>>9513426
>having an ex

haha jokes on you im almost 23 and have never had a girlfriend... :(

Worst drug general?

Used to drink a fifth every day for a few months. It was terrible. All it did was make me pass out, throw up, get deathly sick, and get fat. Weed and coke are so much better.

>>9514392
I fell for the Jack Daniels Meme, I hated it.
It was too sweet and tasted like corn.
I ended up throwing half the bottle over the fence into the field where the neighborhood mormon kids play.
Hopefully they find it and become alcoholic

>>9515203
Youtube it

>>9515904
I’m a lad desu. Have been single for seven years now, it’s good.

As the wall-eyed sage said: if you’re lonely if you’re alone you’re in bad company.

It's obvious that something at some point went horribly wrong in our lives. Have you been able to pinpoint it ?

>>9516159
I was born.

>>9516159
Raped by my Rabbi

>>9516159
Became convinced I was dying aged 15-18. Didn't tell anyone. Exchanged school for drugs and booze, been wrecked ever since.

>>9516200
what a fag lol

>>9516200
Fuck man. I'm sorry

>>9515953
Men are literally generally autistic until some time in their 20s or 30s, and obvi some never develop good social skills.

I would have cleaned up so much pussy if I could put my 30yo social skills in my teen and 20-something brain. Oh well.

>>9516159
On my 14th Birthday I was visiting my grandmas house for a party.
My meth addict aunt who lived in the basement decided to attempt suicide that day, and she claimed she was a "snake". She sliced her tongue in half, then she proceeded to slice her wrists and neck.
I only saw the aftermath, but the walls were covered in blood, like I've never seen so much blood. Looked like a horrific crime scene.
She also pulled all the phones out the wall and locked my grandpa and grandma in the house before
Then she stabbed my grandma in the arm.
All in all it was a decent birthday, and I ate an In-n-out burger after.

>>9516230
Was the burger good?

>>9516159
i cheated on a girl in college with a former partner. it was at a small liberal arts college. although she forgave me and our relationship continued for some time, i was guilty as fuck and withdrew myself socially due to ostracism, partly real, partly self-perceived. eventually, i was hitting the bottle daily and self-harming and all this other woe is me type shit

the self-harm went away, i chose to transfer schools, but the alcohol stayed. the worst part is i still miss the fuck out of the girl i was cheating with. wish i just nutted up and changed lanes while i could

>>9516159
I'm trans and my family was abusive even for my straight brother and sister.

so how many of you need alcohol to fall asleep

>>9516236
Very good.
I had to eat my fries without ketchup though, because the ight of red liquid disgusting my mother

>>9516269
yes hello

>>9516238
Fuck off chad

>>9516269
For years now. Honestly pretty much every actual alcoholic needs it to sleep.

>>9516241
>I'm trans
Show feminine penis, or you get that gas chamber.

>>9516238
Fuck off Chad

>>9516269
I used to be there. I got stressed because of work and started drinking to help myself sleep. At first it was just a single drink or maybe two. But your tolerance quickly increases Then you get to a point where you're drinking half a bottle of liquor just to fall asleep....and waking up for more halfway through the night.

My advice: if you feel the need to drink to sleep then find out the real source of your problem and address that. Once I got my work stuff sorted out my stress went away and so did the need to drink.

>>9516053
Yeah. benzos, opiates, LSD/mushrooms, kratom, everything is better than alc, I agree. Can't do weed though--it makes me crazy.

>>9516159
Raped by a neighbor when I was 10, I didn't tell anyone for 18 years.

That was probably what did me in

>>9516159
Raped my neighbor when he was 10, he didn't tell anyone for 18 years.

>>9516238
Should have fapped dude.

>>9516238
Chad, Chad, go away, cum in roasties another day.

>>9516238
>self-harming
Fat diabetic girl with a nightmare before Christmas tattoo confirmed

heavy al/ck as 20 year old, drank everyday mostly beer but pm hours included harder stuff. this summer like 4 months ago met a pretty cool girl helped me quit al/ck and percs which i did regularly. got a day and night job which helped me get sober. terrible withdrawls, puking, nose bleeds, feeling like shit for weeks. Just turned 21 and sober until a week ago. fell out wit qt and i went right back to heavy drinking but mostly weekends. im too beta to drink at work and im also in uni.

inb4 meme depressed, just missed having someone to talk to, my dream has always been to grow up and become fulltime /out/ and get away from it all. al/ck is just a buffer to get there. hope we all make it brahs

>>9516345
why would you do that anon

Gonna start drinking.

Bored as shit

>>9516411
It's a meme ya dip

>>9516390
>too beta to drink at work, and also i'm in uni
There's no such thing as too beta to drink at work. If anything, that's a good thing and you're still able to do something with your life, which is a lot more than most of us.

>>9515335
That's your brother man. I really think you're obligated to say something now before they get married. Wouldn't you want to know if you were in his shoes?

another night of drinking alone and feeling bad about myself

oh boi oh boi

>having an ex
Hello Facebook

>tfw out of beer

FUCK.

Only hard liquor left

>>9516345
kek'd

>>9516649
al/ck/ isn't /r9k/.

>>9516693
Yes it is

>>9516720
It became significantly worse after being linked there. It's not the same at all. Why in gods name would you think otherwise?

>>9516321
Weird how it does that to some people. All it does to me is make me wax philosophical and crave Tex-Mex food.

>bottle of vodka down
>barely buzzed if at all

I HATE TOLERANCE

>>9516747
Pretty much the same here. Life is instantly cosy if I can replace booze with weed. I just sit and chill, not go batshit, black out and wake in jail/hospital like I do with booze.

>>9515429
i eat twice as much as normal when i sober up for a couple of weeks or so

>>9516720
arr rook same

I'm typically a beer drinker. What can you recommend as an easy red wine to drink?

>>9516801
the cheapest shit you can find

>>9516693
>denial stage

2/3 the way to 3 days sober, which would be my longest streak since february

>>9516801
i'm also a beer drinker. when i switch it up i usually just pick out the cheapest cab there is

>>9516822
It's absolutely not the same. I don't give a shit about sex as long as I get it maybe a couple of times a year, I'm not socially anxious and I don't hate girls. I do hate /r9k/ however, but love al/ck/.
At least it's not /pol/. I almost left once those toe-curling brats began polluting the threads.

>>9516853
>It's absolutely not the same

kek keep telling yourself that

>>9516853
And btw, it's /pol/ too. /r9k/ and /pol/ more or less creates the culture for the entire site now.

>>9516882
?

>>9516900
It is the same.

>>9516904
In what way?

>>9515899
I'd honestly kill myself desu.

>>9516890
You'll see what you want to see, I guess. If kids gallop into threads screaming about hitler or how evil women are for hating them, I just ignore it.

>>9516908
Well, it's /r9k/ with a food theme.

>>9516918
Are you a libuck or something?

>>9516922
al/ck/ is? Really not seeing it

>>9516929
I don't know what that is

>>9516930
That's the denial I was talking about.

>>9516940
About what do you think I'm in denial? Genuinely don't know what you're trying to say

>>9516949
>About what do you think I'm in denial?
What?

>>9516940
Have to agree with this anon. /ck/ can get cringey with /pol/ and /r9k/ vibes. Ameritard threads, woman bashing threads, et cetera.

I miss when /ck/ was actually about food & cooking, and not just reposts of the same threads or autistic betamale compensating.

>>9516957
Never mind.

>>9516949
And you're in denial about this place being /r9k/.

>>9516961
Women bashing threads are great unless you're a woman.

>>9516964
Do you mean /ck/, or al/ck/? Big difference

>>9516970
Both.

>>9516971
We'll have to agree to disagree I think

Ugh, 10pm, can already tell that I'm going to sleep for like one hour tonight. Insomnia is fucking murder

>>9513498
You posted almost the exact same thing in an earlier whiskey thread.

>>9516961
I don't find the /pol/ and /r9k/ vibes "cringey", what I find cringey is the numale european that keeps trying to force the flyover meme.

>>9513426
If you miss your ex head on down to /k/
They'll help you get your accuracy up.

>>9516971
Not the guy you're responding to but /r9k/ is mostly muh girlfriend is mad at me or trap threads nowadays, it's complete garbage. Al/ck/ has people that literally post from their god damn hospital beds. It has people that are so distressed and so sad they can barely reach for their computers let alone offer any sort of advice.

>>9516998
That sounds exactly like /r9k/ dude. Literally the only difference is at least this place doesn't have the trap spam.

>>9513426
>missing your ex edition
who?
All I miss is the bottle of vodka I didn't buy this weekend.

>find out my local liquor store has 60% bottles of vodka
>they're intended for mixing
>drink it straight
Now, this is good! Drinking alcohol should feel like someone poured acid down your throat.

good vid if you're trying to quit

https://youtu.be/xRB1kUdCyZQ

>>9517032
Now try this...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fWdOUaQq_Y4
(Actually, don't)

>>9517043
That's illegal in Norway, I would have to ask my grandpa for some moonshine, but that would be around 96%, and I still intend to keep my liver for at least another 30 or so years.

>>9517040
>>9517043
I'm guessing everybody here already watched this one.
Spoiler alert; he fucking dies of withdrawals after going into rehab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A

how does one stop smoking while being an alcoholic?

>>9517043
>he is still making videos to this day
I thought (read as prayed) the whole binge eating questionable things meme died already.

>>9517051
>he fucking dies of withdrawals after going into rehab.
moral of the story:
Don't do "american" rehab.
All or nothing is bad for you, in every way, you can stop being an alcoholic without cutting out alcohol entirely, and spoiler alert(aimed at AA organizers) God, has nothing to do with it.

>>9517057
I use patches and an iolite vape, haven't smoked for like 14 months after being a smoker for something like 25 years.

>>9517051
Yeah seen it. This one is sadder, esp as he was a Cambridge educated journalist before alcohol rekt his shit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tW6N5PssPGw

>>9517064
i have a 300 dollar vape i got on a trip to the new york, i dont use it because i use it non stop, with cigs i just smoke 1-3 while being drunk to test how drunk i really am and having a bit of fun but vapes make me sick because i just dont stop using them due to the taste

>>9517051
That dudes gf looked like Lucy from I love Lucy lol


F

>>9517057
DIP
I
P

It's the only way I've been able to quit.

t. 28 year old who previously smoked since 13

https://open.spotify.com/track/3km88XCK04xT84Qt2NWr0N

>>9517088
i don't want to shove any more nicotine to my body because its same shit as smoking

i want a way out clean, i tried so much but even if i hold myself a couple of days once i get the booze back im falling

>>9517051
Thank you mr. buzzkillington

I ate a whole bowl of chicken and mushroom soup like 30 hours ago after around 3 days of eating nothing, and I STILL feel cosy because of it. It's more soothing than Valium

>>9517103
lmao dude nictotine is literally good for you

you feel like shit when smoking because you're inhaling a house fire, you goof

>>9517106
You came to this thread to feel good?

>>9517071

>educated journalist

Topkek. He was a paid shill who's brain couldn't handle the stress of lying to the public every day

>>9517111
no, also felt like shit when i consumed vape in high and small dosage of nic and snuff snorted.
i just want to end this behacier of being a fucking handicap that needs to get his fix

>>9517128

you sound like a goof

>>9517127
*whose.
I for one think it's surprising that someone who graduated from Cambridge, someone who'd be a millionaire today had he kept working, would end up homeless and on benefits. Alcohol was more important to him than any of it.

>>9517062
I interned in psychiatry and worked a fair bit of alc rehab back in the day. Mostly they'd just stay in their room and be miserable and we'd give them injections of vitamins B and phenobarbital. It was great for teaching a nursing student like me how to do IM injections.
We were very observant of symptoms of DT or W-K syndrome. The guy in the docu was in rehab for like two weeks before he died so I'm guessing they did have him on barbs or benzos at least to begin with and then ended the treatment too quickly.
It's a terrible shame however it happened. Nobody deserves to be an alcoholic.

>>9516720
>>9516822
Seriously, you can't just invade boards like that.
Go have your robot alkie thread on your own god forsaken board, we don't like your kind here.

>>9516853
I think it's one of the faggots who kept telling us to go to /soc/ and kill ourselves. When he realised we weren't killing ourselves fast enough, he decided to kill /alc/ with an invasion from /r9k/ and /pol/

>>9516890
/v/ since the GG too. Most boards resit.

>>9516918
But now they samefag or LARP between themselves, and too many people get trolled. See the state of this thread...

>>9517051
>>9517062
He didn't die of withdrawals, he dies of respiratory arrest being given too much opiates and benzos at the same time.
The doc lost his right to work in the medical field, the clinic closed.

>>9517062
>you can stop being an alcoholic without cutting out alcohol entirely
Not if you can't moderate once you had a drink, like many alkies. Tapering to stop is another problem than maintaining sobriety.

>>9517078
>I overdose on nicotine on a vape
Get juice with lower nicotine, idiot. If you smoke 3 cigarettes a day, don't go over 3mg/ml. Less if you have a cloud machine (mix 3 and 0 if lower isn't available)

>>9517116
Some are here to troll and have fun apparently.

>>9517140
Don't reply to trolls.

>>9517147
I didn't know that. Thanks for clearing it up. Still a terrible shame.

>>9517147
Yeah pretty much this. The thread reeks of some kid who lost his way and erroneously thinks al/ck/ is anything like the rest of 4chins.

>>9517143
That's what I'm trying to say, the "American" model of rehab doesn't work.
Everything in America seems to be either all or nothing, this is unhealthy no matter how you look at it.
For someone who enjoys alcohol, cannabis, other hard drugs, or whatever, don't stop them on the day, and tell them they can't have any more, it will(usually) cause more damage than good.
Instead, limit them, and then limit them some more, and in the end, they may enjoy a couple shots of vodka at a bar, and go home to live a normal life after, but at least they wont be physically dependent on the narcotic, and they wont be dead.

>>9517051
Here is a video of a fat retard almost killing himself by alchohol poisoning and lack of sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkoNouFSOJA

>>9517173
Super Sayian Rose is too much power man, you can't just expect to go all out at once.

>>9517173
who the hell is this dude tho.

>>9517173
Christ I hope I don't look/act like that when I'm blacked out. I should record myself one night, just to be sure.
Doubt I do though desu. I'd be such an irritation that I imagine I'd be murdered by the junkies and pissheads with whom I typically associate.
I have been that drunk. I can imagine the discomfort he's feeling. Twitchy, restless limbs, a hot, gritty, angry discomfort in his chest and an inability to relax no matter how much more alc he chugs. It's at this point that I tend to lunge for the benzos. 1mg of lorazepam and (assuming he didn't stop breathing) I bet he'd have slipped into a cosy sleep. Before waking 20 times dying for water and repeatedly pissing the bed.

>>9513426
I drink cause people take advantage of my kindness and then act toxic when I say no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmtVJfDjZew

Posting this because people, especially those with alcohol problems need to see it, what you do to yourself and the people around you.

>>9517210
I have no idea but apparently people watch him embarrass himself live

>>9513502
Have you tried not cheating?

>>9517213
Speaking for myself here I guess, but I bet this is pretty much universal:
We know what we're doing to ourselves, and believe me, we're more troubled by what it does to those we love. You think alcoholics are happy people? This is hell.

Story of mankind, especially men, and this thread:
Life fucking sucks, people self medicate to make it less shit.
That is all, skål.

Anyone seen this? It's not on Leaving Las Vegas level, in fact it's clearly softened down so as to not offend a broad audience, but whoever wrote this knows alcoholism. Don't be put off by it being ancient and in black and white, it's an essential watch for al/ck/s imo.

I will binge drink alone tonight. My usual go-tos are Southern Comfort or Bombay Sapphire. Could I be doing better than this (efficiency, taste, orvalue)?

>>9517164
America is the country that decided to wage a metaphorical war on drugs that escalated into an actual fucking War on Drugs with real guns, cartels, mobs, and militarized police forces. I wouldn't expect our rehab model to be anything better than absolute shit.

>trying to stretch out time between drinks as much as possible at the end of taper
>that first shot of vodka after 18 hours

Wew

>>9513715
Wow you're a huge douche and probably ruined her trust in people for life. Pls dont reproduce
Or even better - kys

>>9517384
She had daddy issues, Her trust was ruined at much younger age.

You want more people to attend AA or similar meetings?
Remove the religious aspects.

>>9517401
Funny story.


I actually had that exact conversation with a state's attorney that is a friend of my family.

I got a DUI so I knew what the probation process was like (going to AA), I told the guy if religion had nothing to do with it more people would at least TRY it and give it a chance to work.

I flat out told him I only went to get my sheet signed for probation and I left, I didn't participate at all because I don't believe I need to pray to a man in the sky for help, He agreed.

>>9517051
>he fucking dies of withdrawals after going into rehab.
This has to be some of the scariest shit I've ever seen in my life.

>>9513426
this edition was made for me. A 2 year long mistake with a woman fucked me up pretty bad here lately.
Drinking a bottle of salted caramel crown as a gift the other day and it's not the best stuff but it was free

>>9517493
DO NOT date, DO NOT cohabitate, DO NOT Impregnate

Reclaim your sovereignty and independence

>>9517051
>17 days into rehab, he died
>he was only 28 years old
>>I just turned 28
this just made me feel sick to my stomach.

Do you find these girls' accents annoying?

https://youtu.be/CS7YVJ8zZEs

>>9517505
>DO NOT Impregnate

>>9517536
Fuck off, /pol/

Women are the ONLY Jew.

>>9517323
yes, those aren't high ABV, great, or cheap.

>>9517128
sounds like you just hate yourself and tobacco is irrelevant

>>9517526
yeah I closed it in 30 seconds.

>pretty drunk
>try to sleep
>cant fall asleep
>feel like shit
>feel like wanting to puke
>1 hour later
>still feel the same way

jesus christ im just considering going to the toilet and making myself throw up just so i could sleep

I slept all day today waking up every two hours to check the time. Finally up and actually doing shit around the house at 8pm.
Odds I go to publix and actually shop, evens I go poison my body with an unbelievable amount of mcdickles while downing vodka yet again.
The vodka is inevitable either way.

>>9517563

Lmao
Rate this one then

https://youtu.be/KcGluq8BtgY

>>9517568
Mcdickles here I come

>>9517551
>Women are the ONLY Jew
I can't argue with that. Either way we are being jewed.
There are many paths, dripping dark so dense.

>>9517571
>tfw my girlfriend rejected my proposal when we graduated college
>she's fat and haggard now

I might be an emotionally ruined mgtow but i feel some satisfaction

>>9517567
throw up, drink more, or stay up all night. it's up to you

>>9517595
im out of booze and im tired as shit

>>9517571
>>9517589
The trick to loving women is celibacy. When you’re no longer trying to hustle then into giving you pussy it’s all perfectly fine.

The paradox is that when you no longer covet the pussy some are all the more willing to offer it because they sense you’re not trying to harvest their body parts. But it’s best to refrain and treat them as humans instead.

Sexuality is poison, all religions know it.

>>9517589
>she's fat and haggard now
Roastie btfo

>>9517569
i have to be honest anon i didnt understand a word he said

>>9517612
>Sexuality is poison, all religions know it.
Is this why the Jew media markets $exuality so vigorously towards children?

>>9517612
I honestly do not undetand why sex is so coveted. It's just gross desu.

>>9517644
>>9517644

>>9517640
Because penises are amazing

Best laugh I ever had is when my friend saw her working at McDonalds. He said she gained about 30 pounds too.

>>9517647
Fuck you we haven't even hit the bump limit, also I don't post in al/ck/ threads that don't feature silhouettes of people drinking.

>>9517640
Yeah I keep having it and it's mediocre and I can't stay hard.
Now that I have genital warts, I'mma gonna not have sex anymore.
I was sold a lie, everything I thought I wanted as a child, is a lie.

>>9517648
I'm straight, but I like penis.
I hate what they are attached to.
What do?

>>9517656
Just suck the penis and nothing else?
Seems pretty straight forward.

>>9517668
I'm not gay though. I sucked a trap benis once

Is there a reason we have 2 threads?

>>9516269
only since last decade

>no hot water
>too lazy to go to the town well to get fresh water
>cold instant coffee
>hope the shit powder goes into the water anyway

I do not see enough pictures of people drinks

>>9515946
This image makes me so incredibly sad

>>9515946
Stop coming home drunk
OR
Stop punching holes in your drywall
But seriously why do we have TWO (2) fucking threads? Is it autism?

>>9517709
Someone is trying to fuck al/ck/ up with a /pol/ and /r9k/ invasion. They're used to a fast board where you can create a new thread a few posts before it reach bump limit, and don't give a fuck about the rest of the board.

https://www.4chan.org/rules
Rule 4 : You will not post or request [...] calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted.

>>9517728
>town well
Are you Ukrainian?

>>9516566
bud, you got dubs

>>9517737
Why do you have all 5 open?

>let me have just one to stave ofg withdrawls
>700ml later

Oi!

>>9517078
I don't know if this is a terribly stupid question, but can you vape nicotine without irritating/worsening asthma?

I smoked 1 cigarette a day for about 8 months, and got bronchitis from it pretty bad for about 4-5 days, then asthma "flare ups" 1-2 times/month for 3-4 months after the bronchitis healed up. I tried smoking a couple times weeks after the asthma had completely gone, and both times it seemed to bring back a little bit of asthma symptoms. I think it's pretty mild asthma--my symptoms always completely cleared up with an albuterol inhaler, and never hung around more than 5-7 days.

I don't wanna smoke tobacco, because it would obviously risk bringing asthma back, but I'd still like nicotine. It's probably a bad idea, but I'm wondering whether you can vape nicotine without bringing up past asthma. I've been totally symptom free for months.

Had 50 days and blew $200 at a bar. Day 2 all over again, I feel physically shitty. Upside some fine 3rd grade teacher taught me how to dance and it was fun.

>>9518239
Studies show that vaping no-nic juice doesn't affect asthma.
Nicotine can be harsh to the throat, but low concentrations should be OK.

>>9517647
Fuck you.

can't drink w/o snacks

>>9516693
Fuck off normie fuck.

>>9516801
Pinot noir.
Lighter than a cabernet or shiraz or other reds, not as bad of a hangover either, reduced chance of hangover even. I'm not kidding, I absolutely know what I'm talking about. Pinot Noir is an easy red.

>>9519543
Grow up manchild. This isn't the place for your whining about how unattractive you are.

>>9517656
You're gay you faggot.

>>9519580
The thing is I never talk about r9k shit in alck threads. I know that you are frustrated with people who do though.

>>9519600
How many times do you recall anyone over 30 calling others "normies" and telling them to fuck off? This thread is polluted with the venomous whinging of annoying children, it's not usually like this, I mean just look at the new thread ffs. Unusable.
4chan clearly just isn't the place for al/ck/, there are too many kids to allow serious discussion, but while I'm gradually coming to terms with that terribly unfortunate fact, yes of course while I still have a glimmer of hope left, I'll be frustrated with the fucking kids who ruin what used to be one of the true 'diamond in the rough' gems which was babby-free al/ck/.

>>9513426
>>missing your ex
lol you fookin wot m8?
Aving a giggle m8?

>>9515946
I fucking put five holes in my wall and tried setting the house on fire after trying to kill my self.
I need some fucking help but noone will.

>>9516031
>I don't think women are going to be impressed by anyone acting out their collective worst qualities
EVERYTHING I DO AND WILL EVER DO MUST IMPRESS WOMEN AM I COOL YET LADIES.