/ck/ - Food & Cooking

too spicy!

>ketchup flavoured
>white
Nice projecting, Sh4n3qu4h.

>>9502906
>>9502909
What the fuck is wrong with Canada? Ketchup chips are nasty.

Them dainty flavors.

>>9502924
wtf does that even mean, who would buy this

These are unironically my favorite

>>9502898
they're bretty gud desu

>>9502926
I don't even fucking know and I've tried them before. They taste like sweet and arse. That's a better name for them.

>>9502928
I had dill pickle flavor in Sweden because it's apparently a Swedish thing, but fucked if I know cuz I'm not Swedish. They were kinda weird but really tasty.

>>9502918
Hey woah, quit picking on Canada. Straya muscling in on that ketchup chip game.

>>9502939
swedistani here i dont even know what a dill pickle is and ive never seen pickle chips in my life

>>9502964
TIL. Ah well, lies about your people led me to new chip horizons. Can't complain.

>>9502939
Dane here. I think you meant just "Dill" flavor. Not "Dill pickle". Dill is a very common seasoning in Scandinavia, and dill chips are super common here.

Never seen or heard of "dill pickle" flavored ones though.

>>9502964
>i dont even know what a dill pickle is
Cucumbers pickled in vinegar with dill as the main herb added to the brine. Very common in the US.

>>9502964
Also, dill pickles are glorious. Here, enjoy this one I picked for you fresh from the internet.

The absolute state of your crisp flavours. Bet you don't even have prawn cocktail hehe.

>>9502973
You're probably right. Pretty sure this is the one I had.

>>9502978
Yeah, those are just dill flavor.

They don't have the acid (vinegar) that would be there in a "dill pickle" flavor.

>>9502982
Good flavor though. You guys are onto something. Dill is a fine seasoning.

>>9502975
Hey hey hey. Hold up. Prawn cocktail is impressive, but meat pie? Bet you don't have that.

Thread closed

>>9503009
chorizo is bae

>>9503009
>>9503037
>chorizo
>white
You are still going to be deported.

>>9503009
pic related are better

>>9502975
>>9502999
You are like little babies, watch this

white people like the best chips

>>9503249
Salt n vinny is the way to go

>>9503249
looks like some fucking fire resist potion next to some magic ingredient from an RPG

>>9503243
Holy crap. That's confronting. I would try it.

But I also bring you sunday roast flavor. Your move.

>>9503287
Damn

>>9502928
Arent pickles a black food?

>>9503315
Well, if we're doing dinner flavours...

>>9503338
White here. I could easy eat 4 jars of pickles in one sitting.
Only reason I don't is because that's like 2 weeks worth of sodium

>>9503338
No. That would be kool-aid pickles specifically.

>>9503349
But the blacks don’t know what sodium is so they do that anyway

>>9503249
This is the only chip for true whites.

>>9503359
That's fair

>>9503315
Primer rib and horseradish

>>9503390
Shit, prime*

>>9502928
>255 grams
>family size
Does your family live in the fucking Congo?

>>9503338
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>9503390
Damn.

"Coat of Arms" roo and emu flavor. I don't know where to go from here.

>>9503342
Got more dinner if yo still hungry.

I love these way too much.

>>9503425
Not gonna lie I would eat that.

It's like a nightmare version of this delicious creation.

>it's another racebait thread
fuck off already

I like how in frogspeak it's just "seasoned". Fits, as all dressed might as well be called "barely bbq"

Objectively best crisps coming through

>>9503432
there's a version with corn chips also

also these are fucken delicious

>>9503249
White Master Race Reporting with Salt & Vinegar.

>>9503249
The superior chip for whites only.
For me, as a white man, it's salt and vinegar.

>>9502898
But I'm black and that's my favorite flavor :o

>>9503370
>>9503610
>>9503617

We need to go whiter

>>9503249
step up your game

>>9503315

>>9503009
>>9503182
Those belong to "middle class flavours"

>>9503249
>>9503284
>>9503287
>>9503370
>>9503610
>>9503617
>>9503640

You are all wrong.

Cheese and Onion is OBJECTIVELY the best flavour of crisps.

>>9503784
That can't be right, jalapeno and cheddar is objectively the best flavour.

>>9503788
>jalapeno and cheddar

for me, it's the Cajun Dill Gator-Tators

Dill is a natural nonwhite repellent

>>9502898
what are the black flavors?

>>9503812
Hot sauce is a salad dressing. Boiled intestines. Watermelon. Crack cocaine is a flavor enhancer. You think I'm shitting you, I've known people to do this.
>These cookies are delicious! What's your secret?
>It's crack, nigga. Why you think it's so good?
>everyone laughs
>everyone just ate crack except me because I know she actually uses crack

>>9503894
things that didn't happen

>>9503915
>t. nigger
It doesn't really matter what you think, friendo. You probably don't go out much or at least haven't experienced the ghetto.

>>9502898
I got drunk and ate three packets of these in a pub once.

>>9503924
>You probably don't go out much or at least haven't experienced the ghetto.
kek
you seem mad.

>>9504005
Just making an observation.

Honestly potato chips as a whole feel like a white people food to me, no matter what flavor.

>>9503924
He's saying it didn't happen because it's literally impossible. Cocaine doesn't taste like anything but chemicals, it's not going to enhance any sort of flavor unless you get high off of it.

>>9502942
australia and canada are the world's greatest allies

>>9504101
Don't tell that to me. You think I don't know? Guy asked about flavors, and I put him behind the noggin of a nog. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>9502942
australia and canada are the world's greatest allies

>>9504135
Britain really is good at making countries, aren't we?

>>9504131
And your nog literally doesn't exist anywhere because no one out there is so stupid that they think cocaine makes things taste good. You don't need to be smart to know what tastes good.

>>9504160
see>>9503924

>>9503249
I can't buy these because every time I do I eat the entire thing in one sitting and completely destroy the roof of my mouth

>>9504101
>unless you get high off of it
do...do you understand how absurdly potent cocaine and its derivative drugs are?
Somebody eating a crack cookie probably wouldnt think WOW THIS IS DELICIOUS from taste but 5 minutes later they'd be craving another because "wow i feel fucking great those cookies are dank"

>>9503249
>not herrs salt and vinnies
c'mon

>>9503249
White man here, can confirm.

>be black
>favorite flavor since childhood was sour cream and onion

The fuck?

>>9504361
Who's your favorite DBZ character and what's your favorite fighting game

>>9503249
I prefer the Cape Cod salt and vinegar chips because they're crunchier.

You wouldn't know if you're not from Poland, but these are god tier

>>9504365
>Haven't watched DBZ since childhood
>Shit at fighting games and don't really play them, but Raven in Xrd I guess

>>9503249

S&V are the GOAT chips, but i'm partial to Limon Lays when it comes to drinking snacks.

>>9503425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0KndzOOv-0&t=602s

>>9503812

based old dutch coming through

>>9503401
that's fuckhuge, also 1500 calories

>>9504135

Until Australia masters the all dressed chips, only then will we be true brothers.

absolutely haram

better doritos than doritos coming through.

posting the GOAT old dutch flavour

>>9503249
I'm black and even I love them

>>9503249
close second coming through

best S&V

>>9504681
aw man i had that only once and they vanished. I miss this one. They discontinued this one. Still mad.

>>9504707
i still see them in the boxes regularly, but usually only at safeway, might have them at sobeys too

>>9503894
>A crackhead gave everyone free crack, LOL!

Are you dumb? What makes you think anybody would believe that?

These were pretty good.

>>9504734
>Are you dumb? What makes you think anybody would believe that?
No, but you're retarded if you think I care if people believe it because you don't know shit. I fucking love when people tell me I don't know something I factually know. Makes me so erect.

>>9504159
The fatherland has made probably the most successful countries in the world. They can give anglos all the shit they want but at the end of the day everyone is scrambling to get into our countries.

>>9504749
Then why did you even post it? Why did you respond in such a butthurt manner? Why did you invest the minimal time and energy that writing that story must've taken, if you don't care whether anybody believes you or not? Are you just some kind of pathological liar? Is it telling lies and then pretending that you don't care if somebody calls you out that truly makes you erect?

Either you're lying, or you're socially retarded enough that you mistook a dumb joke for factual truth because you're an autist. Either of these situations is more likely than a crackhead both giving crack away for free and not knowing that it doesn't actually work if you eat it.

>>9504863
>I am ignorant and everything I don't personally know is a lie.
I'm wet, famalam.

>>9503249
..with a malty beer..

apple pie

>>9504892
>BAKA DESU SENPAI CRYING EMOJI
Isn't it tiring though? Constantly projecting this bullshit mask of ironic memery? Don't you fear that maybe you're closing yourself off to actual human connection by behaving this way? Comedians have a very high rate of suicide, after all.

I'm not saying that you need to forswear jokes from now until the end of time, I'm just saying that you ought to practice sincerity once in awhile. Instead of living in this impenetrable castle of ironic detachment, try actually having a real conversation for once. You'll be much better for it.

>>9502898
Why are white people so good at flavour?

>>9504955
>t. nigger can't believe anyone else would give crack away
Look, faggot. You're not hurting my feelings because I know what I know. You sound desperately in need for this to be a lie. Like you're angry about someone else losing out on their crack. Maybe your some FBI goon. Most probably a nog trying to fathom what it's like to give away crack and scared that you might do it on accident.

>>9504978
See? That's good, anon, that's a good start. You're angry at being questioned, which is understandable. It's not a healthy reaction, but it is understandable, specifically since I said some inflammatory things (for which I do apologize.)

But you're still not quite there yet. You're concocting these outlandish scenarios that I'm some FBI agent or that I'm afraid of somehow mistakenly giving away crack for free.

These are patently absurd, and I think you know it. They're more deflections, more funhouse mirrors, more walls that prevent you from interacting with people honestly.

So I ask you, so what if it's true? So what if I'm an FBI agent? It's not like I have enough information to bust you or anybody involved with these crack cookies. And isn't it your civic duty to help law enforcement understand the mentality of people who commit crimes if you can?

And even if I was a junkie, are my feelings not real? Is my fear of possibly losing some crack that I might've done unspeakable things to get suddenly invalid? All I would be doing is trying to protect myself from possible mistakes anon, what's wrong with that?

>>9505114
>You're angry at being questioned
Kek, this tryhard t. faggot. I don't care. You just come off as desperate and retarded. No one is taking your crack, nog.

>>9505129
You clearly do care though. I can tell because of how defensive you were when I brought it up. And maybe you're so deep into the typical postmodern irony that 4chan is so steeped in that you can't even see your own motivations any more, but you were being defensive.

Instead of not responding, you just pretended that you didn't care at all and that you were so far above being questioned that you wouldn't even entertain any objections to your narrative. That is, in fact, a defensive thing to do.

You could've just ignored the post, or you could've just said that you don't understand how crackheads think. Then that would've been the end of it. But that would've been admitting that there are things you don't know. It would've been abandoning a posture of superiority and expertise. And that would've been a blow to your ego, so instead you acted out and got defensive. So again, it seems to me like you actually do care, even if you have a tough time showing it.

>>9505184
>You clearly do care though.
You realize I only read like 1 sentence, right? You keep posting essays, niggruh.

>>9505222
If you have difficulty reading, I'll be happy to keep it brief: Everything you've posted reaffirms my assessments of you.

>>9505245
And yet you know nothing. So shocking it cured someone's gayness. Feel free to keep typing essays though.

>>9504159
Too bad you suck at holding on to them, Britlamabad

>>9505262
There's that defensive bravado again! It would be funny if it weren't so sad. As in, I'm legitimately sad for you, not in the awful, condescending "aww that's so sad" internet way.

>>9505298
>bravado
Open a dictionary, swagmaestro. Not sure you understand. Also, back with more sentences.

Op is 100% a white person trying to racebait

>>9504135
Beach Canadians and Snow Australians united!

>>9505311
And yet here we are, still posting two hours later, which is pretty odd behavior for somebody who doesn't care.

>>9505312
It's been like this all over the place since the election.
It's getting pretty old desu

Isk is cheese spread just a wisconsin thing?

>>9505337
I have time, apathy, and need for giggles, you have tears, ignorance, stupidity, and a need for approval.

>>9502898
Good beer

>>9505347
Being concerned is a perfectly natural reaction when I see the grandiose, defensive behavior you've dipslayed.

>>9502974
I knew a dude in middle school who swore up and down that pickles came from a pickle plant. Him and his friends called me retarded when I said they were cucumbers that were brined in vinegar.

>>9505344
Visiting Wisconsin for a few months, not exclusive but weird cheese products are more prevalent. Cheese curds everywhere.

>>9505361
>grandiose
That's you again, my jucci boipucci. Hit your "ignorance is fact" ass with a dictionary.

>>9505383
Rather than ignoring me or admitting you don't know how a crackhead would think, you acted like you were above even being questioned, which is very grandiose.

>>9505382
Dipping wheat thins or pretzels in a good cheese spread is a great snack, i've been doing it my whole life, guess I never realized it was mostly a wisconsin thing

>>9505393
>Rather than ignoring me or admitting you don't know how a crackhead would think
You motherfucking retard. It's called witnessing an event. How can someone be so thirsty and dumb.

>the most American sauce on the most American snack food is not an American thing
Why do Canadians and Ausfags have ketchup chips and we don't?

I feel like these are illegal in western Europe, are they popular elsewhere? Honestly best chips desu, Lays is bland as fuck.

>>9505406
The issue isn't that I didn't believe you, it's how you responded to that disbelief.

>>9505400
Shit negro, I'll have to do that. We do have beer cheese where I'm from and I loved dipping pretzels in that.

Had these chicken flavored chips when I was in Colombia. They were pretty good. Great saltiness and a mild aftertaste of crispy chicken skin. 7/10

>>9505428
>I don't believe
>replies in essays for hours
Took a shit so big just now, someone might think I was as full of shit as you. sage

>>9503454
these are fucking incredible seriously if you're in canada try these

if the world was going to end i would be shovelling these and beer into my mouth

>>9505503
Para mí, son las patatas fritas sabor McChicken marca Margarita (TM), las mejores papitas de la industria de la comida chatarra.

>>9505503
chicken chips?!

>>9505698

el kek

>>9503429
whitey here that sounds amazing why have i never seen it before :(

>>9503812
blacks like takis more than Mexicans. im Mexican and I hate that shit.

I do put hot sauce on my chips though.

>>9504688
Good taste transcends race

Sweet, salty and spicy - the best.

>>9503249
>vinegar

>>9507128
shitskin pls go

>>9507327
This ain't your country pinkdick

>>9507128
I half agree with this post. The taste of Lays Salt and Vinegar chips is disgusting. I swear to christ every time I try them, my tongue feels like it is going to dissolve between retches.

Vinegar on its own is fine depending on the type. Apple cider vinegar is disgusting, malt vinegar is delicious. White vinegar is gross, red wine vinegar is delicious. Et cetera.