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>pizzaman calls the pizza a zaa

>> No.9497971

>>9497959
>pizza man is a deaf mute
thank god for online ordering

>> No.9497972
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9497972

>>9497959
>anon makes a shitty no-effort thread

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9497976

>>9497972
>he dog posts

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9497979

>pizzaman is a middle aged man

That's the only time i feel bad about not tipping

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9497981

>>9497979
>pizzaman is middle aged immigrant who can barely speak English
Always tip these guys $5+, they are usually friendly dudes just trying to get their crack at the Canadian dream

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>any Delivery Charge is not a tip paid to the driver. Please reward your driver for awesomeness.

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9498319

>pizzaman calls the pizza a "bark"

>> No.9498341

>>9497959
>the mailman calls the pizzaman the zaaman

>> No.9498346

>>9497981
>the Canadian dream
Living just above the poverty line and having a medical marijuana card?

>> No.9498694

>>9497976
>Daily haha

>> No.9498704

>>9497959
>pizzaman calls me a loser

Never tipping again

>> No.9498706

>>9498319
>Ask pizzaman how his night has been
>"Ruff!"

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>>9498341
>pizzaman calls the mailman a zaa

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>>9497959
>the grocery store jester always targets you first, even if he's never seen you before

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>>9497959
So, what's 'za problem?

>> No.9500974

>makes delivery guy wait while you inspect your order to make sure it is correct

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9501142

>>9497959
>pasta delivery guy doesn't have enough change

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>>9497959
>When the pizzawomen tells me I need to wash up before I eat.

>> No.9501212

What happens if you order a pizza then pay with a $100?

Does the delivery boy have that much change on him?
Wouldn't that make him a target for robbery?

... also, how hard would it be to rob a delivery boy? Hypothetically.

>> No.9501218

>>9498346
>Based jagmeet

>> No.9501224

>>9497959

That never happened and go fuck yourself.

>> No.9501242

>his name is pete

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>>9501212
>how hard would it be to rob a delivery boy?
Not hard. Just as long as you don't mind the mafia hounding your ass for the rest of your life.

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Pizzagirl doesn't accept my 'tip' and calls the police

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>>9497959
>The cornershop owner is an indian that likes you for now discernable reason, and decides to bestow upon you the wisdom of the poo everytime you buy something

>> No.9501632

>>9498706
Carlos, seriously, get the fuck out.