/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9495595
>man

>>9495595
Hot. I can handle more spice but I just don't like the taste of fire or diablo. Volcano sauce was good but it's gone

>>9495595
I'm a hot (flavor) girl myself. It's a great balance of flavor and heat.

>>9495620
>volcano sauce

Please stop reminding me

>>9495620
this

>>9495627
>teehee I'm a girl XD

>>9495620
>I just don't like the taste of

That's the problem I have with most hot peppers like habenero peppers. I love the flavor of Trinidad Moruga scorpion peppers, but they are too sweet for most pepper-based dishes.

>>9495613
sorry I should clarified that I'm a man (female)

I like breakfast since I never get lunch or dinner there, glad they made one just for me.

>>9495595
A chalupa requires 4 fires and 2 hots to be eaten properly.

>>9495595
diablo tastes sour and not spicy
fire tastes like tomatoey mild sauce
hot tastes like chalk
mild tastes like watery chalk
I actually enjoyed verde because it had a different texture and you could just squeeze 20 packets on your burrito and make a green wet burrito, but they discontinued it.
And they raised their prices.
Fuck taco bell.

>>9495595
I like one fire and one diablo. It's so hot you can almost tell it's there.

>>9495707
>6 pockets of hot sauce on a single item
>pretends to care about flavor

>>9495620
>>9495633

>>9495881
Does taco bell hate money or something?

>>9495898
It's normal for corporate conglomerates to be disconnected from the needs of their customer base, removing things for poor performance their first month despite the fact that they spent 4 years and billions of dollars formulating it, devising procedures for incorporating it into employee training, modifying their supply chain with new ingredients, and advertising.

>>9495920
Honestly it probably wasn't selling well. The fact is most American's are little sissies when it comes to anything spicy (except the Southwest).
I live in the midwest and you would be surprised at how many people here that can't even handle jalapenos on their food.

Diablo 2, before it went to shit.

mild has better flavour. If you want some fucking mouth rape just buy piri piri sauce.

>>9495595
fire is the best one

>>9495595

Fire + verde

I get fire and hot, then I have some el yucateco habanero at home

>>9495620
>>9495692
>>9496054
>>9496068
>He can't handle the diablo sauce

>>9496130
Why would I not get the one they recommend for breakfast at breakfast?

>>9496130
The fire actually has more heat to it than diablo

I actually get a little of each every time I go. They're all so flavorless I forget what any of them taste like by the next time I stop at Taco Bell.

>>9496070
Do they still have verde around you? mine doesn't have it

>>9496130
Holy fuck guys, this guy can handle the spiciest of Taco Bell sauces. He must get laid super often, like the girls must never laugh at him.

(mild)

>>9495595
Diablo sauce pairs nicely with the chicken quesarito. I get hot for everything else though.

Fire has the best flavor in my opinion.

Diablo is SLIGHTLY hotter, but has absolutely no flavor whatsoever. It's like spicy mud.

I think Fire is actually an excellent general use condiment and is quite tasty. It also has an appropriate viscosity and doesn't leak on everything.

Diablo always had sort of a detergent aftertaste and is just as watery as the other liquidy sauces, so fuck that.

None of them are hot, but at least fire tastes good.

>>9496147
absolutely not true in any capacity whatsoever

>yfw you cannot find this at the grocery store so you are forced to steal packets from Taco Bell

why can't fast food places just STOP making sauce packets and bags etc with "cute" shit printed on them

>>9495939
>The fact is most American's are little sissies when it comes to anything spicy
I live in the midwest as well and I know more people that love spicy food than hate it

>>9495939
>>9496407
"""Spicy""" food is the new popular meme and will continue to get more popular in decades yet to come.

>white people putting sriracha on everything

>other races already like spicy shit and they're outbreeding us 3 to 1

>they literally tried making spicy pepsi in the summer time

>>9495613
>>9495627
>>9495677
>>9495689
>unironically choosing to be a woman
all women should be forcibly transitioned to cute femboys.

>>9496429
>being a dumb /pol/cuck
I want to chain you up in my basement and forcefeed you estrogen.

>>9496440
Name one thing I said that has anything to do with /pol/

>>9496434
Fags like you should be round up and processed to the Pence machine.

>>9496459
don't worry hetscum, when we round up all of you to be out in forced labor camps, I'll make sure your chastity cage is on a little too tight and you can have your balls fall off over the course of an agonizing few days

>>9496448
>posting dumb fuck /pol/bait isn't /pol/
kys yourself pls

>>9496429
>tfw I'm white and I actually do love spicy food, the hotter the better

>>9496484

>>9496429
>Pepsi fire is spicy
Holy shit you are pathetic, it's cinnamon and it's meant to be used as a mixer with whiskey and tequila you fucking retard

>>9496493
>mfw whites conquered the world in search of spices

>>9496500
>cinnamon isnt spicy

that's why cinnamon flavored stuff is called "fireball" right?

>>9496484
>Went to Amsterdam
>get a late night Kebab
>asked for hot sauce and yogurt sauce
>it took like 2 minutes of convincing for him to actually put the hot sauce on because he said "he's never seen a white person order it" and just thought I was a retarded American
When you put the yogurt sauce it's not even spicy either.

>>9496507
>thinks fireball whiskey is spicy
See a neurologist

>>9496503
>unironically identifying as "white"
>allowing your rich and uniquely personal heritage to be cucked by a meaningless label based off skin color
You're not white. You're German, or Irish, or Scottish, or Italian, or Swedish, or any number of other things.

>>9496515
>thinks goldschlager isnt spicy

neck yourself liar

>>9496521
I'm American which means I'm a euromutt, and saying "I'm a quarter Norwegian, a quarter Scottish, a quarter Polish, and a quarter Hungarian" is a lot poncier than just saying "I'm white"

>>9496348
>not just grabbing a huge handful of sauce packets each time you go to taco bell
I have an entire drawer full of diablo sauce in my kitchen

>>9496561
That's immoral you literal piece of furry shit.

>>9496570
>she isn't a furry
nyaa~~~ :3c

>>9496600
>she

>>9496616
I happen to be a werewolf from the Netherworld.

Fire sauce is best sauce.

>>9496678

>>9496561
>going to Taco Bell when it isn't so late that only the drive through is open
People actually do this?

>>9496705
Oh I am not Liru, we are just the same species. I just like her image macros.

>>9496719

>>9496693
unironically kys. Fire sauce is by far the worst tasting sauce (as rated by experts)
here is the official ranking
1.Mild
2.Diablo
3.Verde
4. Hot
5.Fire

>>9495595
My flavors are fire and hot. Diablo is spicy, but to me it doesn't go well with anything on their menu.

>>9496748
>(as rated by experts)

>>9495707
>6 packs
Lol no stupid faggot then it all runs out of the tortilla when you take a bite. I do 1 hot and 1 diablo, or 2 diablos depending on my mood. Fix your shit motherfucker

>>9496743
You want to see my meat?

>>9495595
Verde was Elder God Tier, I hate that they discontinued it.

As for the other sauces, they taste like shit and aren't hot enough.

>>9495595
>when I go out with my friends to taco bell they'll put diablo hot sauce in my straw when I go to the bathroom
I love my friends

>>9496748
Ah yes, the "experts" who think that vinegar with chili powder is the best sauce for tacos

>>9496969
>not using sour cream
>not using finger licking sauce
>not using mayonnaise
>not using soy sauce
>not using duck sauce

>>9496616
>being transphobic

>>9497023
>being a faggot

>>9497008
i hate fucking sour cream on my food. I don't need something cutting the flavour profile. If I want a cool down put it on the fucking side for dipping

>>9495595
green and fire

>>9497128
>i hate fucking sour cream on my food.
Plebs O U T

There literally is no reason why you can't use cum instead of sour cream should the need arise. And it does quite often as it spoils quickly and I only am able to go out shopping once a month at a grocery type store.

Anyone not using the original hot and mild is a disgusting millennial memelord. Taco Bell only has two sauces. TWO SAUCES.

>>9497196
But there are four lights.

>>9497055
>being homophobic
kys kys KYS!!!

>>9497281
He is right though. You are all child raping moral degenerates who just wants the rest of the world to live in the moral cesspool you do.

>>9497281
>>>/ribbit/

>>9496348

This shit is not the same as what is in the packets. VERY disappointing!

>>9495595
Verde was my favorite, but the tbells near me stopped stocking in a year or two ago.

>>9497152
Sour cream is one of the few things I make sure is removed from everything I order everywhere. It's shit.

>>9495595
A good mixture of fire, hot, and mild to make a liquid yet spicy dip

>>9497366

>>9495627
Tits with timestamp kthx

No sauce, because I'm usually eating while driving and opening sauce packets and putting them on burritos in the car is just annoying and messy.

Woman here.
I love the fire sauce.
Don't reply to me you silly boys.

lol what is it about people who love destroying their taste buds always needing to brag about it? Enjoy your acid-reflux disease and the inability to enjoy an item for its flavor. A bit of hot sauce is nice to spice something up, but dipshits who think you need a gallon on everything obviously have zero taste.

Might as well just eat gruel drenched in your HOTTEST SPICIEYST SAUCE

Fire is objectively the best. That thick/spicy ratio is all you can ask for in some taco sauce. Diablo is initially hotter for about 3 seconds then wears off so its shit

>>9496510
It's not yoghurt sauce, it's Turkish-style garlic sauce and the hot sauce is a variation on sambal.

>>9495595
>Eating fast food
I shiggy diggy

>>9496853
>Adding the whole packet to the taco
>Not adding it a little at a time as you take a bite
What's it like being retarded?

I only put sauce on bland shit.

Taco Bell is delicious.

>>9498011
>not walking into taco bell, ordering 1 cheesy potato bowl out of pity, and fucking hoarding all the sauce packets to use on your own homemade tacos/burritos

>>9498709
There use to be one 80 miles away and I use to go there every year 3 or 4 times during the fair. Not a big Mexican fan and can't pronounce or understand the names except tacos and burritos but it was unique.

>>9498762
Are you from the south/mexico? How long does it take for you to make the outer flour casing? I've always wanted to try again because last time I made one it came out hard as a rock and not malleable.

Why aren't minority football players who kneel during the national anthem whipped by their masters? They are in their 20 s, there is no excuse.

Diablo and fire is good to mix in with astroglide to give a little more sensation for butt dildos.

I do diablo cut with verde because I'm a compulsive mixer and I have to mix everything if at all possible.

>>9496521
Those are all white you daft cunt and all of those Europeans sought our spices at some point

Fire, always fire

Also anyone else see these at their local Bell? They're apparently a test market item but I've been living off of the burritos because holy shit they're only a dollar.

Fire roasted. I got a couple boxes in th4 basement.

>>9498029
>adding it a little at a time as you take a bite
>What's it like being retarded?
You tell me, asshole. You're the one sitting there dabbing sauce on the end of your chalupa before each bite just like you're gently wiping the excess precum off that hard gay dick you're excitedly devouring

fire

>>9496853
>Implying that you actually open up the item to sauce it

Everybody with any realm of sense uses sauce packets the way they were intended, as a convenient way to squirt a little spice on every bite.

>>9498029
>>9499033
>>9499060

Tacos and other "open" items you pre-sauce

Burritos and "closed" items you sauce with every bite

There is a healthy in-between you know

>opening sauce packets instead of biting into closed sauce packets wrapped in your burrito.

Anyone stuff their Mexican food with tp or paper towels for filler?

>>9499081

True. I tend to forget about tacos and "open" items, don't think I've ever ordered anything but burritos from Taco Bell. Always consider the re-heatability of an item and tacos and chalupas just don't microwave well.

>>9499081
For closed items you unroll them to put the sauce in, then reroll and eat, you blithering retard.

Taco bell never stuffs their burritos. They always look empty and flat and while on tv they are big and round.

Poor advertising. Misleading.

>>9499060
Squirting on every bite is the opposite of convenient. It's most effort you could possibly expend.

Either open the food and squirt sauce on it once, or stick the sauce on your tray liner and use it as a dip.

>>9499131
>unrolling a burrito

Blasphemy

>>9499140
No, its the right thing to do to rip out unneeded layers of tortilla to keep the carbs down and make it taste richer.

>>9499140

Took the words right out of my mouth. That poor burrito will never retain its structural integrity again.

>>9496521
I'm English, Welsh, German, Scandinavian. So yes I am white, you autist.

>>9496355
Taco bel has been doing that ever since I was a kid. If any other place is doing it they're the ones who should stop

I get sick to my stomach when I see niggers and spics working in a fast food restaurant with no white supervisors in sight. Half of the time they lose my business and I go to chic fil a.

>>9499195
Don't we all? Not much you can do about it I am afraid.

>>9495595
Del Scorcho. I don't eat at Taco Bell.

>>9495677
>>9496434
>>9497749
Well OP called himself a man. I should be able to call myself a woman. He started it.
Yes, I'm going there.

>>9499371
You are either a male or female. This isn't hard people. It was assigned a little before birth and does not change.

Glad I could clear this up once and for all in this forum.

I still don't understand how people make homemade burritos where the soft flour doesn't cone out hard as a rock.

>Preteen back alley hanger abortions on discount through Halloween.

>>9499405
Why would the tortilla ever get hard?

You steam the fucker (or microwave it briefly). That makes it super soft. Then you wrap your filling inside it.

>>9499500
Ok I don't understand how to steam flour dough. I am not from the south. I don't have any idea how I would use a microwave to make a flat semi doughy wrap to make burritos.

Sorry, that Mexican stuff just isn't in my food knowledge database.

I could have sworn I saw it being made smoked over some clay oven by some dark natives on pbs but it was many years ago.

All niggers, fags, kikes, and millennials should be KILLED

>>9499542
will never happen but it's the thought that counts.

>>9499500
Fwoosh. I didn't get what you meant. We are talking about homemade burritos here. Not premise flour or wheat wraps.

>>9499542
I want your back at a certain 49ers game coming up.

KILL all fag kikes and send them back to /utg/ where they came from

>>9499540
Are you talking about how to cook a tortilla from dough? You don't steam them. You flatten out the dough with a rolling pin or a press. Then you cook them on a hot flat surface. The dough never gets "hard" because:
1) it has a fuckload of fat in it (traditionally lard)
2) you don't cook it very long

Or are you talking about what you do with an already made tortilla prior to making a burrito out of it? In that case, you briefly heat it up to soften it, then you fold the fillings inside. There are tons of ways to do this. A common one is to stick them in the microwave between two damp paper towels and then briefly heat them up. Another common one is to wrap them in foil and then stick them somewhere hot, like an oven.

>>I could have sworn I saw it being made smoked over some clay oven by some dark natives on pbs but it was many years ago.
You're confusing it with something else. Traditionally they are cooked on a "comal", which is just a flat metal griddle. Any flat metal object you can stick on top of a heat source works.

>>9499564
Yes yes yes. Keep calm and steady. Plan and execute. Don't get worked up.

>>9499576
Thanks for the explanation. Lard huh? Interesting. That is one thing I wouldn't have guessed.

Are there any tasteless calorieless wraps That may or may not be clear that would be a good replacement for something like a tortilla?

>>9499667
Wait, what? Flavorless? The taste of a good tortilla is fucking amazing. Why would you want flavorless?

>Calories
Just eat a smaller portion.

>>9499688
Nah. I've seen in the past people working on things like that and there is no doubt people are developing such indigestable materials that provide filler ever since the shards in McDonald's milkshakes.

Something with the same mouthfeel but no calories with the same purpose of a wrap would be great. They are just so bad for without providing much of anything good.

>>9499709
>Something with the same mouthfeel but no calories with the same purpose of a wrap would be great.
I just don't see why you would want it flavorless though. Why not want it to be tasty?

>>9499721
It would seem too artificial and detract from the food it is holding itself.

I guess I would rather nothing taste like nothing instead of nothing tasting like something.

I would try it I suppose if it had a taste but what can it be that wouldn't be offsetting the contents? Salty, sweet, savory?
Eh...

>>9499759
>but what can it be that wouldn't be offsetting the contents? Salty, sweet, savory?

I can't answer that since you didn't mention what your hypothetical filling might be. But the flavor of a freshly cooked tortilla is one of the best things about a burrito or soft taco. Making a typical burrito or taco without that savory flavor, the chewy texture (with the occaisional crisp/hard bit), etc. would be missing something.

I'm not sure what fillings you want to use in your hypothetical magic diet wraps but surely you could find one that would complement it.

>>9495595
I'm in the UK and stealing/hoarding their sauces is the only reason anyone goes to Taco Bell.
The actual food is shit and the beer is overpriced.

>>9499798
I am not a very big fan of bread products to begin with. Surely there can be modifications to the material so it can be used in a beef, chicken, pork wrap and also be used in sandwiches . I loved the double down at KFC. But you had to eat it with the wrapper around it. Stuff spilled out and made a mess everywhere.

Imagine you could put all that in a form fitting sort of edible cup or bowl...

Maybe even wrap the whole thing in a thick edible saran wrap that would release easy after the bite.


It will happen.

>>9499811
Their sauce is just as shit as their food is anon.

>>9499873
All Mexican food is shit anon. It was made by Mexicans.

>>9499912
Taco Bell is it's own thing anon. It's got very little to do with actual Mexican food. Heck, it's not even very close to Tex-Mex.

Anyway, since we both agree all they serve is shit, why do people hoard the sauce?

>>9499811
your taco bells have beer?

Thats reserved for chipotle over here.

>>9499946
They only sell Corona.
It's pretty pissy.

>>9499940
Its a place that caters to the worst segments of the population. Those are the people that steal. They are very cost /value oriented. You don't see as many thiefs in white oriented stores like chic fil a . ketchup, sauces in nice packaging are usually always out to use.

>>9499961
You have to ask for the sauce at your Taco Bell? The ones here have a counter with all the sauces laid out so you can grab fistfuls at a time. Makes it easy to stock up.

>>9499983
No, they are usually out. I usually only ask for FLG sauce from KFC side. I use that in my chicken fillets at home. I may have 4 or 5 taco sauces in packets at my cabin.

>>9499983
>Makes it easy to stock up.

Yeah, but why would you want to? It's the shittiest excuse for "hot sauce" there is. I can't imagine anyone doing this unless they were literally starving.

>>9499983
>Makes it easy to stock up.

Why on earth would anybody want to stock up on shit hot sauce?

the verde was my favorite, i would always take extra packets and use them to put on my breakfast tacos. i don't use the sauce enough to justify buying a jar of the stuff, so now i just don't get any at all. sucks man.

>>9500036
You can get free tp at gas station toilets and other public facilities. Not to mention ounces of free soap you can take home in an emptied refillable cup.

Yes even trust fund/self made millionaires do this.

>>9496434
Otters are objectively the best partners.

>>9500114
I prefer werewolf girls.

>>9500060
>Yes even trust fund/self made millionaires do this.
Sadly, that crap is true. My boss's boss is a millionaire several times over. Yet every year he still goes to the "Free Thanksgiving Dinner" that they give out for free for charity in my city.

Frankly I think it's disgusting that someone with that kind of money is taking advantage of a system meant to help the poor. But in this case I'm just bitching about taco bell's sauce. Even when I was a broke-ass student I bought real hot sauce when I could easily have taken piles of those from taco bell.

>>9500131
I'm just almost a millionaire but I still get free groceries, shoes and haircuts from convoy of hope whenever they roll into town.

>>9500126
Otters are real tho

>>9500158
Your point? I never said they weren't. Werewolves and lycanthropy is real too.

>>9500191
>he doesn't think otters are real

>>9495595
Diablo is good, but hot is a great go-to as well.
I don't really like the fire.

>>9500430
I think you misunderstand me. Otters are real, I use to shoot them down near our creek. They are really fast, and if you wait too long they will slide into the water without nary a sound. Werewolves are quite real as well. I hope this clears it up.