/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9488000
Looks more like a chalupa than a gyro. Looks tasty but frustrating to eat as is...way to much filling. That's enough for 2 gyros.

>>9488000
>gyro
>chicken
uh no

>>9488000
That's a souvlaki my dude

>>9488000
would eat

>>9488000
Looks overstuffed as fuck, can you even fold that thing up? Also the vegetables look weird as hell, why do the peppers taper down to paper thin on one end? Iceberg lettuce could be omitted tbdesu.
Also, as someone else pointed out, chicken is inferior for gyros, ground lamb and/or beef is superior.

Yiros

>>9488000
Why is there so much shit on it? Also, why is it made from chicken? A gyro is lamb.

Anything on a gyro besides tzatziki is a waste.

>>9489108
>lamb
Pork.

>>9489133
>Pork

Are you objectively retarded?

Greek gyros are made from lamb. You know, the staple meat of mediterranean cuisine?

Whatever rehydrated greasy bullshit "gen-you-ine JiROH platter" you get at the local dinner is not a gyro. Sorry Anon.

>>9489147
Don't go in Greece and spread this.

>>9489147
And gyro is just stolen Turk cuisine. Fucking yanks are brainwashed by jews. I hate muzzies as much as the next but the greeks are just greedy little thiefs.

>>9488020
>>9488166
>>9489108
>>9489147

And a burger can't be a burger unless it's beef? Turkey burgers don't exist?

Get a clue, morons.

>>9488000
Overstuffed, you're supposed to wrap a gyro

>>9488000
It will never achieve balance when spinning, to look sided

>>9489643
iT IS IN A PITA BREAD MORAN, GET A CLUE.

>>9489643
You could eat it like you're supposed to, if you didn't mind getting your fingers dirty Which you shouldn't. This isn't gourmet food.

>>9489743
Mofo, I don't even wash my hands after wiping my ass. I will go face first and get busy with that.

Looks like you took two or three gyros worth of filling and dumped it all on a single pita. How the fuck are you supposed to even pick that up?

What a pretentious plate.

>>9489640
A turkey burger is a turkey burger. Hence the turkey part. It isn't an actual burger like trans girls aren't actual girls.

>>9489147
You're not wrong but you sound like a faggot.

>>9489815

>>9489829
He is wrong. The most common type of gyro is made out of pork.

>>9488000
It's way overstuffed and the tomatoes are fucked up.

>>9488000
a top tier drunk/hungover food

>>9490045
Who gets a kebab when they are hungover?

>>9490060
I don't.
I get it while I'm still drunk so it's there on the table when I wake up.
Or if it's a shorter walk; a bag of ten McDonald's cheeseburgers with nothing else.

>>9490106
why do you use a name? I think you would prefer reddit to 4chan. Please leave.

>>9489640
You litterally proved my point in your post, retard.

A BURGER is a BURGER

A TURKEY burger is a TURKEY burger, just like a gyro is a gyro and a CHICKEN gyro is a CHICKEN gyro, hence the need for qualifiers.

>>9490391
You sound too young to be posting on 4chan

>>9490410
You sound like you have no idea how to properly speak.

>>9490794
Was I being rude?

>>9490819
wAs I bEiNg RuDe??

>>9490826
someone somewhere wrote then posted this, the world is a magical place.

>>9488000
>chicken gyro

>>9489640
Of course turkey burgers exist, and like the chicken gyro, everyone will think you're a faggot for eating one.

>>9489825
>>9490391
literally this

>>9488000
Over flowing. You'll never fold that, it's way too much food.

>>9491213

It's perfectly possible if you don't mind getting a palm dirty.

>>9491280
No it actually isn't. You might get it semi-folded, but after that it'll just spill everywhere and the pita will probably start tearing along the bottom.
Pic related is how a gyro should look when folded. If you have a mountain of ingredients in it you simply cannot fold it all the way.

Who the fuck picks up their doner kebab? You wat it with utensils then leave enough to use to sandwich between the pitta.

>>9488000
I think it looks like it's pronounced yee-roh

>>9491855
Gyro =/= doner
Fuck off, ahmed.

>>9489640
It's called HAMburger for a reason dumbass

>>9489147
I have no idea where you got the notion that lamb is "the staple meat of Mediterranean cuisine", but you are sorely mistaken. Gyros is pork. Doner is lamb.

t. denbts

>>9492229
>>9491855
Its a god damn shame those shitty gyros are what took a foothold in America. Lamb is objectively inferior to beef and chicken doners, and its nice actually having an option for what kind of sauce you want with your doner.

>>9488000
Good luck rolling that you dumb fuck

>>9492947
Gyros are fucking great, you can fuck off back to Germanistan if you want your roachkebab.

>>9488000
too much pita

>>9492006
One time I was at a gyro place and I heard one customer said hee-ro and another say jy-ro.

>>9493070
>One option is better than many

Nazi

>>9490060
Maybe its a european thing. Pretty common in Denmark at least.

Why is the filling not IN the bread though?